As the saying goes, tens of thousands of people are boundless, and the large army of 300,000 corpse soldiers is even more terrifying, crowded together like a tide like the sea, occupying all the streets in the entire district, and even the roofs and the sky are full of people. There were figures of corpse soldiers, tall and short, fat and thin, and so on.
"Da da da… "
A rare white corpse horse slowly walked onto the street, and the large army of corpse soldiers separated automatically, making way for a straight road for it. The corpse soldiers present all knelt down and lowered His wild head.
certainly!
The person riding the white horse was not necessarily Tang Seng, but could also be a senior official of Zhao, and the senior official Zhao himself did not expect that the corpse soldiers who chased him around the city like a dog turned into the masters of these corpse soldiers today.
"Good fortune tricks people!"
Zhao Guanren lifted off the silver helmet visor, and lit a cigarette leisurely. He seemed to enjoy the way thousands of corpse soldiers surrendered to him, but he really should enjoy it. He was the only one among the army of 300,000 corpse soldiers. The only human seedling.
"Why didn't Mrs. Zun come to see you off..."
Qisha came out of the intersection on a giant wolf, followed by a wave of wolf cavalry, but the heavy cavalry led by Zhu Tou Crazy followed far behind, looking aggrieved by a little mother.
"Do you think this is where people stay..."
Zhao Guanren exhaled smoke at her and said, "Three hundred thousand corpse soldiers, the corpse aura is soaring to the sky, if my wife's delicate body is polluted, my son won't settle accounts with me after he is born, let's talk about a small battle That's all, go and come back!"
"Then let's set off, Generalissimo..."
Qi Sha rode up beside him with a smile on his face, sensible enough to be half a body behind him, while Zhao Guanren took out a flare gun and shot it into the sky with a "bang".
"Wow~"
The 300,000 red-eyed corpse soldiers all stood up, and the 50,000 harpies instantly covered the sky. The leader with the sword shield and the tower shield walked in front. The cavalry is at the end of the formation.
"Let's meow together, meow meow together, and prepare to sing..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hand in high spirits, and the high-ranking corpse soldiers who could talk raised their heads in unison, and all of them started a chorus reflexively.
"Meow meow together..."
Qisha also likes this song very much, with black cat tails flicking back and forth, she took the initiative to lead a group of female cat people to sing very happily, even the giant wolves of the wolf cavalry shook their heads and looked like they were having a seizure .
"Seven evil spirits! How long will it take to leave the dark area..."
After Zhao Guanren sang, he flicked the cigarette butt in his hand and hit a female orc on the buttocks. He turned around and smiled at him coquettishly.
Qi Sha smiled and said: "If you speed up the march, you should be able to go out at seven o'clock tonight. We are at the center of the sky!"
"I'll go! If I knew I was driving a tractor, what kind of horse should I ride..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head sullenly, but Qisha smiled and said: "I prepared a sedan chair for you, you can go in and rest if you are tired, but are you sure that 300,000 people can settle the Black Demon? If you lose, this queen will lose her life!"
"Ann! I don't want you to die..."
Zhao Guanren touched her face casually, Qi Sha saw his confident face, smiled slightly and said nothing, but would Zhao Guanren really know how to dispatch troops? Anyone who knew him knew the answer was yes.
He will not!
He doesn't even know where the archers should be. He can beat the shit out of big devil kings. It doesn't mean he has the ability to command 300,000 troops. He is only good at small gang crimes. Thirty people is basically the upper limit. More than thirty people He hardly ever won.
"Oh~ no! I have to fuck..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly clutched his belly and kicked his horse away. He quickly ran to a caravan by the side of the road, jumped off the horse, and got in.
"There's a lot of excrement and urine on the lazy donkey...
..."
Qisha rolled his eyes angrily, had no choice but to lead the wolf cavalry to follow, and said with a smile: "Marshal! You are the only human here, so why be embarrassed? It's convenient to squat on the road and no one will look at you ah!"
"Hiss~ oh..."
Zhao Guanren groaned in pain, and after a while he said: "A lot of the food you sent is expired, it ruined my stomach, and I didn't bring any paper, so you come in and give me your tail. I'll give it back to you after cleaning it!"
"My tail doesn't have much hair and I can't wipe it clean. Let me find you a little fox..."
Qisha beckoned lazily, and a white-tailed fox lady ran over immediately, raised her tail and got in without hesitation.
"Hahaha… "
Who knew that the little fox girl giggled and said coquettishly: "My lord! No, we will fall behind if we delay any longer. I will serve you in the sedan chair, okay?"
"No hurries?"
Zhao Guanren smiled lewdly and said, "It takes seven or eight hours to get outside. When I'm done, I'll have time to catch up with you. Take off the leather armor and let me appreciate it!"
"My lord! It's really not good, delaying the military plane will kill you, oh my lord..."
"Zhao Guanren!"
Qisha slammed open the door and got into the RV, grabbed the half-undressed little fox girl, threw it out of the car, and said angrily: "I have prepared a ready-made sedan chair for you, you can do whatever you want, but you If you insist on staying here and not leaving, what exactly do you want to do?"
"I can't use it on the sedan chair, I have to relax before the big battle..."
Zhao Guanren sat on the small bed of the caravan, took off the plate armor that was in the way, walked up to her with a smile and closed the door, and even touched her tail.
"what are you doing?"
Qisha hurriedly pushed him back and said angrily, "Don't even try to do anything to me. Although I am your subordinate, I have no obligation to accompany you to relax. You can choose my subordinates as you like. They are much prettier than me!"
"But I have a soft spot for you..."
Zhao Guanren took out a tin can, opened it, handed it to her and said, "Little cat! This is a small gift I specially prepared for you. Whether you let me touch it or not, I have to express my feelings for you." , do you smell the fragrance?"
"What's this… "
Qisha subconsciously leaned over and sniffed, but she suddenly trembled, grabbed Zhao Guanren's wrist and took a few deep sniffs, and said excitedly: "It smells so good! It smells so good, I feel... I feel like I'm going to float, meow~"
Qisha let out a meow like a cat in heat, drooling out of excitement, then stuck out his tongue and licked a big mouthful in the jar, then fell to the ground, rolling back and forth with his tail between his legs, his face flushed Tearing off the leather armor.
"Wow! It works so well..."
Zhao Guanren sniffed the small tin can in surprise, and hurriedly picked out a ball of green slime, spread it all over his body, squatted down, and said with a smirk: "Hey~ You are really a naughty cat, catnip tastes good Well, I still have a lot on me!"
"Meow~"
"Queen! Are you all right..."
The matchmaker opened the car door suspiciously, and suddenly saw Qisha pressing Zhao Guanren to the ground, hugging his head and kissing and kissing, looking like a wild cat girl who was about to eat people.
"Do you think she looks like something is wrong..."
Zhao Guanren held Qisha in his arms by the waist, and said with a lewd smile: "The battle is imminent! Relax, you all wait patiently outside for a while, we will come out after we finish our work!"
"Uh~ ok!"
The matchmaker closed the door with a strange expression on her face. I am afraid that no one in the dead would take chastity seriously except Qingbai Shuangjiao. Qisha didn't let Zhao Guanren touch it just for face, and it had nothing to do with chastity.
"My lord! Your Majesty, she will not..."
The little fox lady came over in surprise, and the matchmaker waved her hand lightly and said, "Zhao Guanren has coveted His Majesty for a long time, and he deliberately
He refused to leave because he clearly wanted to take the opportunity to manipulate His Majesty. His Majesty could only let him get what he wanted. What a despicable fellow! "
"Your Majesty is not a human being, do you want me to go in and help..."
The little fox lady tiptoed to the window, peeked through the gap in the curtain, immediately covered her mouth and ran back laughing: "Your Majesty is so coquettish... no no! I mean your Majesty is so excited, I guess Zhao Guanren also has some tricks , made His Majesty emotional!"
"Damn girl!"
The matchmaker slapped her reproachfully, and said with feigned anger: "Your Majesty is also the one you can peek at, and then I gouged out your eyeballs, just stay here for me honestly, if your majesty doesn't ask you not to go, that's right! Go get a bucket of clean water, His Majesty will wash it later!"
"Meow~"
There was another ecstasy meowing in the RV, which made Hong Niang cover her mouth and snicker, but the wait lasted for more than twenty minutes, and although the RV stopped shaking, Qisha was still meowing non-stop. .
"How can you be so coquettish, you won't really taste the sweetness..."
The matchmaker frowned suspiciously, but a cat man suddenly ran over and said, "My lord! Your Majesty's voice doesn't seem quite right. This is not the sound of a female cat in heat, but it seems to be insane. It's so confusing!"
"Oops!"
The matchmaker rushed over and yanked the car door open, but Zhao Guanren had disappeared. Only Qisha with disheveled hair was left curled up on the ground, holding Zhao Guanren's armor and meowing. The silly look of helping to give birth to a baby.
The male cat man covered his nose and exclaimed: "No! Cat love grass, cat love grass with ingredients, Your Majesty is poisoned!"
"Quickly detoxify His Majesty..."
The matchmaker rushed in anxiously and opened the small bed, but there was still no sign of Zhao Guanren. She immediately tore off the roof angrily, jumped on the roof to look around, but the surrounding area was already surrounded by the army, Zhao Guanren turned into a fly Can't escape.
"typical!"
The matchmaker suddenly realized something, and immediately jumped out of the car and got down on the ground to have a look.
really!
There was a manhole cover removed under the car, and a big hole was cut in the chassis of the RV. Zhao Guanren must have gotten into the sewer from the car.
"Hurry up! Go to the Light Tower and chase after Zhao Guanren, don't let him escape..."
The matchmaker yelled as if jumping, at this time Qisha also came to his senses, and rolled out of the car naked.
"Your Majesty! Are you all right..."
The matchmaker hurried over to support her, but Qisha thumped the ground and howled angrily: "Bastard! The bastard spoiled people, and he even spoiled my old lady. I want to tear his woman into pieces. Hurry up!" I'll get Zhou Miao down!"
"Chirp~"
A gigantic harpy rushed into the sky, and soon grabbed a little harpy and swooped down. The little harpy shrank its head innocently, and tightly held a woman in its claws. release.
"No! This doesn't seem to be Zhou Miao..."
The matchmaker hurried over and lifted the woman's messy hair. As expected, it was not Zhou Miao herself, but a maid in Zhou Miao's house.
"Why is the magic ring on her foot..."
Qisha pointed at the maid's ankle in surprise, while the matchmaker said angrily, "Your Majesty! Zhao Guanren has seen through our situation. He put a fake magic lock ring on this woman's foot and transferred Zhou Miao. Hurry up!" Inform Yongye to intercept them!"
"Notify the fart..."
Qisha sat on the ground trembling with anger, gritted his teeth and said: "How do you want me to tell Yong Ye that I was ruined by Zhao Guanren once, and you let him run away with a woman? You quickly catch him back!" , life or death!"
"Hmph~ idiot! A complete idiot..."
A cold snort suddenly resounded in the air, and he said angrily, "Qisha! I know you are no match for Zhao Guanren, but you have lost so thoroughly. You have disappointed me so much. If Zhao Guanren runs away today, I will want you life!"