"Stork? Is there any idiom for the word stork? Does climbing the Stork Tower count..."
Zhao Guanren held up his mobile phone in great doubt, but everyone had black lines on their faces, and Hei Banruo couldn't help laughing and said: "Scholar! Do you have any misunderstandings about the word "bird", the word "Nihuan Huan", welcome to come Huan!"
"Your Majesty! These are traditional characters..."
Rotten Butt squeezed his eyes in embarrassment, Zhao Guanren wiped his nose and said: "Oh! Look at the split, but this is not a hotel, how can the pass code be welcome, and Yongye has turned a corner, I'm afraid it's not that simple! "
"Why does it have to be welcome, I just said it casually..."
Hei Banruo said: "There are many idioms at the beginning of the word "Huan", such as laughter, joy, cheers, etc., and there are also many poems beginning with the word "Huan". Think of some elegant words!"
"You are elegant! You go in and try one and show me..."
Zhao Guanren pointed at Guzhen angrily, and Hei Banruo laughed awkwardly and fell silent.
"I don't think there's any need to try..."
Zhou Miao stepped forward and said: "Since you have mastered the rules, the next word will definitely be connected with the word Huan. If you can't read it, we will not step on it. Yongye must be blocked in the next level. I will send two people in first." Look, just in case something happens, you can make arrangements!"
After Zhou Miao finished speaking, she ordered the two birdmen, and the expressions of the two birdmen changed suddenly.
It's just that there is an unclosed soul lock chain on his body, which replaces the blood explosion magic pattern of the undead. Other than that, it is almost the same as the undead. Naturally, he understands what it means to "jump the grid" in the town.
"What are you dawdling in, hurry in..."
Zhou Miao yelled impatiently, and the two had no choice but to walk to the entrance of the town timidly, but Zhao Guanren suddenly said: "Zhou Miao! Everyone is equal before life and death. You have no right to force people to die. They are your subordinates!"
Zhou Miao said in astonishment: "If you don't let them go, who will go, me or you?"
The other demon kings also had weird faces. There is no such thing as equality in the concept of the dead, and their subordinates are used for consumption, including Bai Ming and the others, who think there is nothing wrong with them.
"If all the subordinates are dead, I force you to die, how do you feel..."
Zhao Guanren said righteously: "Think carefully about why the Black Demons were defeated and why Yong Ye was disliked, because they regard their subordinates as pigs and dogs, so no one really helps them fight the country, don't you want to change? Like them?"
"good!"
Zhou Miao stepped back with a cold face, waved her hands and said, "Forget me talking too much! You are the emperor, you have the final say, I will listen to your arrangements, okay?"
"The dead are not evil animals, and Yong Ye will not treat you as human beings, but you have to live up to yourself..."
Zhao Guanren said loudly: "Drawing lots is the fairest thing. Xiao Jiu goes to prepare bamboo sticks according to the number of heads, picks out ten and draws red marks on them, throws them into the bag and touches them one by one. Anyone who wins the lottery must not refuse, including me!"
"Obey Master!"
Xiao Jiu immediately took people to cut bamboo, but the others didn't seem to react, and the two birdmen also froze at the entrance of the town, as if they couldn't believe that someone was standing up for them, and they even got involved.
"Hehe~ You don't need to thank me..."
Zhao Guanren smiled brazenly and said: "I just did what a wise gentleman should do, and I will not despise you for being timid. It is human nature to be afraid. You are all good citizens of my Han Dynasty, and you will follow me in the future." Fuck it, Ollie!"
"Thank you Your Majesty! Thank you Lord Ron..."
The two birdmen knelt down in great excitement, and the others followed suit in awe, finally realizing what a remarkable thing Zhao Guanren had done.
"His Majesty!"
Eunuch Lu exaggeratedly raised his thumbs up, and praised nakedly: "Your Majesty is really the king of benevolence, follow His Majesty to fight the country, we
It can be regarded as a good day, everyone applauds and thank you! "
"Papa papa..."
Hundreds of people applauded enthusiastically. Just looking at Zhao Guanren's "good person value" rising gradually, one guy has increased by more than 70 points. It is estimated that except for the old fritters like Duo Moxiong, the simple-minded little devils will let him go. He was moved.
"One hundred and eight people, this number is not auspicious..."
Thirteen hairpins quickly cut the small bamboo pieces, exactly one hundred and eight people, no more, no less, Zhao Guanren shook his head and walked forward in person, but he couldn't find the red pen, so he had to take a black marker and go to the ten pieces of bamboo. The word "courage" is written on the film in turn.
"Fairness, impartiality and openness, this is the principle of my life, let's start drawing lots..."
Zhao Guanren packed all the bamboo pieces into his backpack and placed them in the middle of the road. The two birdmen immediately volunteered to step forward, reached out and stirred them in the bag, and took out a small piece of bamboo one by one. blank sign.
"Thank you Your Majesty!"
The two birdmen thanked again and again excitedly, but Zhao Guanren pulled Qingbai Shuangjiao aside, and said in a low voice: "There are small gaps in the bamboo joints behind the death lottery, you can feel it with your thumb, and you can feel it if there is no gap." take!"
"..."
The two women were startled, and they all looked at him in disbelief, but Zhao Guanren straightened his back and said: "There is never a truly fair thing in the world, and fairness only belongs to the rule makers. Although it sounds cruel, this is the truth." Life, girls!"
"Then what are you doing all this time, buying people's hearts..."
Qin Biqing looked at him puzzled, Zhao Guanren smiled lightly and said, "Remember, if you want to build a strong army, there is one thing you need... Come on and shout slogans, the slogans must be loud and loud, and fake ones will be given to you." If it comes true, then success is not far away!"
"The concubine has been taught!"
The two women bowed their legs and saluted speechlessly, naturally they would not try to expose him.
"Um?"
Zhao Guanren's expression suddenly changed. The value of good person was unexpectedly cleared to zero, and then changed to "minus 100 points".
"Damn it! Beep the dog, grab a handful of rice..."
Zhao Guanren covered his face in great depression. He didn't expect that the "good person value" could be judged intelligently. Not only would the cheated good person points be confiscated, but he would also be deducted 100 points as a punishment.
However, the "cheat code" still spread among his own people. Except for Duomoxiong and Tianzhu, even Zhou Miao didn't know about it, but Hei Banruo refused to cheat and put on a posture of resignation, which made Zhao Guanren He gave him another high look.
"I hit it!"
A little demon king held up the death lottery high, who knew that instead of showing annoyance, his face was full of generosity and righteousness. The other people who got the death lottery also had nothing to say, and arrived happily The town is ready.
"Empty sign!"
Zhou Miao held up an empty lottery, obviously relieved, Zhao Guanren is a connoisseur of cheating, and put an end to any cheating behavior except him, Zhou Miao's bye can only show that she is lucky.
"Damn it!"
Duo Moxiong cursed suddenly out of composure, and he actually found out a pitch-black death lottery. Not only was he the first big demon king to win the lottery, but he was also the first person to curse aloud.
"Whether it hits or not! Both are destined..."
Hei Banruo walked forward affectionately and indifferently, stretched out two fingers to move in and out of the bag quickly, but found an empty lottery, and said "My Buddha is merciful" without sadness or joy.
"Master! Let's change..."
Duo Moxiong begged shamelessly, but Hei Banruo ignored him at all, and Zhao Guanren also knew that such a person was not worthy of sympathy, even if he went up to change with him, he would not be grateful.
But no one thought that Duomoxiong was just the beginning, and the big devil's winning rate was so high that he won three yuan in a row, and all of them were female devils, Zhou Xuanye, Tianzhu witch and Nanming Tongtong.
Hit the jackpot.
"Pfft~ If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't bother..."
Lu Datou covered his mouth and almost burst out laughing, the number of people had just exceeded half, and all ten dead sticks came out, and the rest of the people didn't have to touch it.
"Husband! Quickly think of a way..."
Nanming anxiously handed the death lottery to Nangong, Nangong immediately raised the death lottery and said loudly: "Whoever wants to exchange with my wife, I will be rewarded generously by Nangong in the future, and if there is anything that is asked of me, I will go through fire and water." No excuses!"
"..."
The whole street was silent for a while, only fools would exchange their lives for favors. Such a big "killing array" is definitely not easy, and the death rate after entering is naturally very high. Besides, there is a half-crippled Yong Yeyin in it, who Knowing if he's going to fall into trouble.
"You! Give me the bamboo stick..."
Seeing that no one paid attention to him, Nangong grabbed his subordinates.
"Why should I trade with you..."
Not to be outdone, the other party yelled: "The emperor said that everyone is equal. Your wife can only blame her bad luck for winning the lottery. Besides, I am no longer your subordinate. I am now a courtier of the Han Dynasty. Only the emperor can order me." !"
"Damn it! I killed you..."
Nangong raised his fist angrily, but Zhao Guanren kicked him to the ground and scolded: "Whoever you want to kill, you dare to break the rules I set. If you don't want your wife to sacrifice, you can do it yourself." Change the lottery with her, if you dare to bully others, I will punish you with military law!"
"Bah~"
Someone scolded with righteous indignation: "You actually have the face to say that you are the imperial bodyguard and take the lead in breaking the emperor's rules. You should be beheaded if you are a moth that harms the country and the people!"
"Kill him! Kill him! Kill him..."
The little demon kings all raised their arms and shouted, pulling out their weapons and shouting to kill. Nangong was so frightened that he knelt up and said, "Your Majesty, please forgive me! I did something foolish in a moment of impatience. I beg you to think that I am only a first-time offender, so please forgive me." Just once!"
"You or your wife..."
Zhao Guanren put his hands behind his back and stared coldly. Nangong subconsciously glanced at his wife. Nanming's entire face turned pale with anxiety. He didn't know whether he was worried about himself or him.
"I'm going! It's my responsibility..."
Nangong stood up holding the death lottery tightly. Nanming's eyes widened suddenly, with a look of disbelief on his face. Even Zhao Guanren didn't expect this to happen. This is a big devil who kills without blinking an eye.
"Husband! I'm sorry for you..."
Nanming suddenly cried and threw himself into his arms, but Nanming touched her head and said: "Since you have touched this stick, it means that our family is destined to suffer a catastrophe, and we will serve the emperor well in the future. He will definitely be a good emperor!"
"Sign me!"
Zhao Guanren suddenly took out the death lottery from his hand, patted him on the shoulder and said, "A responsible man must be a good man, and you must also be a loyal minister. I will help you go with this lottery myself. I can't bully you." Honest man!"
"No! We can't do without you, let me go by myself..."
Nangong anxiously tried to snatch back the death lottery with a pale face, but Zhao Guanren turned around and hugged Tianzhu Witch, raised her chin and smiled and said: "I'm so scared that I'm going to pee my pants, but the rules can't be broken, I can only accompany you personally." You have made a trip, my concubine Tianzhu!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
The Tianzhu witch hugged him violently, and even cried out excitedly. Zhao Guanren's "good person value" instantly increased by one point.
This surprised him a little. It seemed that these big demon kings were not hard-hearted, as long as they found the right point of tears, they would also show their true feelings.
"Your Majesty! Think twice..."
Eunuch Lu rushed over, he thought Zhao Guanren was just pretending again.
In the end, Zhao Guanren shook his head and said, "If I can't pass this level, no matter how many of you enter, it won't matter, and I will only know what it is if I go in and have a look!"