"You said that you are a man who has ridden the sea. If you drown in the river, you won't be ashamed..."
Lu Datou was sitting on a small wooden boat smoking a cigarette, and the sunset in the evening turned him into a fiery red, while Rotten Buttocks, Liu Taibai and other humans were also sitting on the bow, looking at the river bank that was getting closer and closer, their faces full of disapproval. Expectations and confusion.
"You said it lightly, try falling from a height of more than ten meters..."
Zhao Guanren leaned wetly against the stern of the boat. He never expected that the gate of the Secret Realm opened on the river, and it opened in a particularly insignificant manner. The Garan Secret Realm has two resplendent and magnificent gates, and the Mysterious Cave Secret Realm is just a black seam. A long strip of dark clouds.
It is estimated that after Zhou Miao went out, the secret realm of the maze was turned back into a golden key, which turned into a golden light and shot into the river. When they opened the door, it would naturally be on the river.
"Lulu! What kind of place is this..."
Lu Datou stretched his neck and looked forward. From a distance, he could see a large area of lights on the river bank, which looked like a small fortress, and several Jianghe-class frigates were docked at the pier.
"I don't know, we've never been here before..."
Two beautiful snakes were pulling the boat in the water. If they hadn't jumped out of the secret place in time, the wild man of the Queen Mother of the Sea Clan would have drowned.
"Sharks! There are sharks..."
Liu Taibai's female apprentice screamed, seeing only two blade-like black fins breaking through the water and rushing towards them, Rotten Butt and Wang Yaoyao also screamed in fright.
"Wow~"
Two water ghosts covered with black scales jumped out, and they both held a big finless porpoise in their arms. Grinning their fangs, they nodded flatteringly with smiles uglier than crying, and pointed at the "cheeping" of the fish. I don't know what to say.
"Water ghost? Is this what you called..."
Zhao Guanren squatted up in surprise, but the beautiful snake Lulu shook her head and said, "No! These are the Yaksha patrolling the front line. They thought that the royal family came to inspect, and they specially sent food for us to enjoy, and wanted to win the honor of kissing our fingertips. !"
"What?"
Lu Datou was stunned and said: "It's an honor to kiss your fingers, then I won't be able to ascend to immortality if I kiss you. Ask them where this is, and has the tribal war started?"
"good!"
The red-haired Lulu communicated in unintelligible words. The two red-eyed water ghosts were more obedient than their grandsons, and their mouths were almost grinning. Finally, the two girls raised their little hands for them to kiss. Jump up and down in the water.
"Your Majesty! Ahead is the territory of Jiangdong Dabao. What is it called Longjiang Xiaobao..."
Lulu turned her head and said: "They don't know if there is a war, no one gave them new orders, because the water in this river is too dirty, no royal family is willing to come and station, Yasha and Shuikui can't speak human words, so They can only stand still!"
"Depend on!"
Zhao Guanren was surprised and said: "A guy actually came back to Jiangdong. This is to let me return to my roots. You can send us ashore first. When Dusha and the others are finished digesting, come to the ashore to join me, but it must be quietly, don't Let humans find out!"
"Follow Your Majesty!"
Lulu immediately took the lead to swim forward, and Lu Datou hurriedly shouted: "Yuyu! Bring us the finless porpoise, and you can exchange fish for money when you get ashore!"
"Change fart! This is to protect animals, let them free and catch a few fish..."
Zhao Guanren kicked him hastily, and the two yakshas quickly dived into the water, but when they came out again, they were scared out of their wits, and their scalps began to go numb.
"Huh, huh, huh..."
Black heads popped out non-stop, half submerged in the water with bloody red eyes, densely packed to occupy most of the river, but all of them held one or several big fish in their arms, and they even had something to do. With hairy crabs and crayfish.
"Damn it! How many Yakshas are here, so many
what are you doing..."
Zhao Guanren stood up in horror, but Lulu said: "Not many! This is a patrol battalion with a full staff of only 200,000 people. The lower the rank, the more troops there are. For example, the Seagrass Army has 500 soldiers. Ten thousand people, the most elite Neptune Guards are only one hundred thousand!"
"Uh~"
Zhao Guanren was a little speechless. This number sounds really scary, but the Great Demon King can destroy a battalion with one move, so quantitative changes may not necessarily lead to qualitative changes. A white fire level big devil.
"The one with the crab, come here, and the one with the bastard..."
Lu Datou squatted by the side of the boat and kept waving. The Yashas laughed like the idiot sons of the landlord's family. There was also a water queen banshee Zhao Guanren had never seen before. Her whole body was covered with green aquatic plants, and she hugged aquatic products with strength. The crowd came up to flatter.
"Go away! You untouchables are not allowed to come closer..."
The two royal snake girls kept yelling, as if the city people looked down on country bumpkins. Yasha and Shuikui stayed away from them, and they only dared to chase after the stern of the boat to deliver aquatic products, and made low voices of fear and flattery.
"Zhao Yingxiong! The hierarchy concept of the Hai clan is very serious, and people of the same clan also discriminate..."
Liu Taibai felt very sympathetic to these low-level water ghosts. They were desperately used as cannon fodder on the battlefield, and they had to be discriminated against by the leaders. Although they were all corpses, they still made people feel very pitiful.
"It stands to reason that we humans are at the bottom of the food chain, and the little skeletons look down on humans..."
Zhao Guanren leaned against the stern of the boat, lit a cigarette, and said with a smile, "But have you ever seen the sea clan discriminate against me? The little snakes of the royal clan lined up to breed with me, so the weak will be discriminated against. This is the commonality of all creatures. There is a chain of contempt even among demon kings, for example, Sadan will always look down on Qisha!"
"Hero Zhao!"
Liu Taibai said with a lot of emotion: "When I am with you, it is really like standing on the shoulders of giants. I have seen more things in one day than I have seen in my whole life. I have really been taught!"
"I told you to call me Ah Ren, Zhao Yingxiong sounds so unpredictable..."
Zhao Guanren asked with a smile: "What did you do before? How did you come up with the idea of founding the Heavenly Sect of Conquering Demons? Besides, your luck is extraordinary. Any student you take will be Yang Huayong, who is even stronger than the King of Eternal Night!"
"It's really ashamed to say that I used to be... selling sex health care..."
Liu Taibai looked at his female apprentice in embarrassment, the little girl straightened up in shock, even Zhao Guanren was choked by the cigarette and coughed fiercely, and said in surprise: "I really didn't see it, I think you are serious in all aspects, no Thinking of a profession so coquettish!"
"Isn't this the master, you have to put up the shelf..."
Liu Taibai said embarrassingly: "I accidentally picked up a bunch of horcruxes in the mountains, and they were all very rare Taoist horcruxes. At that time, I thought I was lucky and evil, but now I think about it, and I realized that it was Yang Huayong who induced me Created!"
Zhao Guanren asked doubtfully, "Why did Yang Huayong choose you?"
"When I met him for the first time, I was rescuing two farmers who were hunted down by monsters..."
Liu Taibai said: "That time I almost put my life on the line, maybe he thought I was a bit stupid, and deliberately said that there was something shining in the mountain, but I found a Horcrux and a book of secret methods of subjugating demons, and then he said Induced me to found the Jiangmo Tianzong, and even worshiped me as a teacher!"
"That guy is really deliberate..."
Zhao Guanren smiled wryly and shook his head. Compared with the simple and rude Yong Ye, Yang Huayong is an old fox who is more good at scheming, and he has superb acting skills.
"Your Majesty! We're docking..."
The two beautiful snakes leaned the boat against the bank of the river. The weedy river beach was deserted, and all the water ghost troops dived into the water, but left behind a boat full of aquatic products.
"Go back and tell Nangong that you must bring out Lao Hei's golden body..."
After Zhao Guanren ordered a few words, he took five humans off the boat, and he happened to be three men and three women. Wang Yaoyao and his sisters carried shrimps and crabs in their coats, and Liu Taibai and his apprentice even carried two large bags of fish. , while Lu Datou caught a few wild bastards.
"Boss! Let me enjoy Peng Yuyan's mask, you are so handsome, just wear an ordinary one..."
Lu Datou approached with a smile, and Zhao Guanren readily took out two faceless masks, and gave him the most handsome one, and put the ordinary one on his face, but after Lu Datou put on the mask excitedly, , the three women all burst out laughing.
"Pfft~"
The rotten butt patted his legs and laughed loudly: "Oh my god! Eunuch Lu, you really don't look like a prince in a dragon robe. You are not Peng Yuyan at all, but Peng Yuyan's lost brother from the country... Peng Bieyan! You are so stupid! , too obscene! Hahaha... "
"Why are you so stupid? I'm not in shape, and my face is not the same..."
Lu Datou stared at her in shame and anger, but Wang Yaoyao also waved his hands and smiled: "Brother Datou! You look really wretched, not as pleasing as your own face. Look at my master's face, it's so ordinary. Tong is also very masculine, it's really a matter of temperament!"
"huh~"
Lu Datou strode forward angrily, carrying Wang Ba, and said ruthlessly: "You are prejudices, I have to rely on my face to show you that today, there are women in human beings who are willing to back me up!"
Longjiang Small Fort is the former Longjiang County. It is protected by the Jiangdong Great Fort in the front, and blocked by the Great River and Natural Moat in the back. People are crowded in this county.
"Brother! The boat capsized, and I went to the city to stay overnight..."
Lu Datou walked to the gate of the city carelessly, and handed over a wild cockroach.
"It's a war! It's dangerous outside the city..."
The guard pulled another bastard out of his hand, and said, "Zhennan Fort has been completely destroyed, and the limelight has been very intense these two days, but Chishan will not fall, and there is no war in Jiangdong. You go to the gate to apply for a temporary residence permit. Just give two fish!"
"It's so dark! Sooner or later you won't even have shit to eat..."
Lu Datou cursed and walked towards the gate, but Zhao Guanren ran in to deliver fish and shrimp. After checking his temperature, he readily issued a temporary residence permit.
"Open the city gate quickly, the troops are about to enter the city..."
The guards suddenly shouted, Zhao Guanren and others just came out from the gate, only to see a huge armored force approaching rumblingly, opened the city gate and drove straight in.
"Zhao Gekko!!!"
The two Wang Yaoyao sisters suddenly exclaimed, and hurriedly hid back to the gate, only to see Zhao Lihu sitting in the back row of a military off-road vehicle, talking to someone with his head tilted, and the senior sister Jia of Zhanwutang Naisha, actually sitting in the passenger seat and putting on her makeup.
"Squeak~"
The off-road vehicle suddenly pulled over and stopped, and another woman sat up next to Zhao Lihu. It was Xu Yarong, Zhao Guanren's former secretary.
I haven't seen her for nearly two months, and the little girl has transformed from a weak female secretary to a high-end and strong woman, very arrogant with a lady's cigarette in between.
"Fatty!"
Xu Yarong blew a puff of smoke arrogantly, pointed at Liu Taibai's master and apprentice, and said: "Such big hairy crabs are rare, you go down and pack all their crabs, buy them and go to the hotel to wait for me, I want to talk to Wu Fortress, meet first!"
"President Xu! Please give me some kind words..."
Zhao Lihu jumped out of the car with a mean smile on his face, but Xu Yarong ignored him and waved his hand arrogantly to let someone drive. This was beyond Zhao Guanren's expectation, and the identities of the two were actually switched.
(I didn’t know until I finished writing the last chapter that the director of "Tom and Jerry" just passed away. I wish the old man a happy life in another world!)