The all-powerful Prince Zhao is strong and unyielding, facing Yong Ye and Hei Mo without fear, but this time he was beaten and cried, kneeling on the ground wiping his tears and crying: "Mom! I have the same hairstyle as my grandfather!" Now, do you think I look like your father?"
"You son of a bitch! You are going to die today, right? I will fulfill you..."
"Mom! I don't want you to praise yourself so much. My dad is a dog, so you are just a dog..."
"Papa papa..."
Zhao Guanren let his big mouth fall to the ground, holding his head and yelling, although he didn't want to die, but just after he came back, all his skills were reset to zero, and his old lady's hot temper was one by one, and a single sentence could make her anger go away It is simply the best target for death.
"Haha~ This little dog is getting more and more beaten. It's been a long time since I've had such a good time. Let's continue..."
Sha Xiaohong sat back at the mahjong table refreshed, as if she was beating someone else's son, a group of sisters had long been used to it, and Zhao Guanren let her beat her up since she was a child. To save face, a slap will be slapped on the face if there is a disagreement.
'What a vixen...'
Zhao Guanren sat on the ground and peeked at his old lady. He hadn't noticed it before, but now he realized that Sha Xiaohong hadn't changed for so many years. She looked like she was in her thirties at most, and she was dressed young and fashionable.
Wearing an angry red short skirt that fits as far as the fart, the long hair with the shawl has been permed into big waves. He is born with an Internet celebrity melon seed face. No one will doubt my sister.
"Son! There's something called rigorous in the medical school. I heard that the family is getting divorced..."
A plump mature woman glared at Zhao Guanren. This was Aunt Shen Qiong who took him away for the first time. Zhao Guanren was also ignorant back then, and let this bad woman who called her son in front and brother in back cheat him into bed, but This mature woman is definitely a small best.
"Ha~"
An intellectual mature woman also said with a smile: "Thousands of people beat broken drums and worn out shoes by tens of thousands of people. When it came to Alai's feet, the tip of his toes was exposed. It can only be considered that he is unlucky!"
"He wears a basket full of worn-out shoes, just like his dog father, he will lie on top of his mother when he sees her..."
Sha Xiaohong kicked Zhao Guanren with a face full of disgust, and asked: "What the hell happened to you today, you are so obediently lingering, don't you want to ask my mother for money, how about this! Kowtow to my mother." Your 50,000, you can count as much as you knock!"
"You think I'm stupid, it must be 50,000 mahjong in the end..."
Zhao Guanren gave her an angry look, then knelt up and kowtowed to her three times in a row. Angrily, Sha Xiaohong jumped up again, crossed her hips and cursed angrily: "You little bastard, it's not the New Year's Day! Why kowtow, curse my mother to death!"
"I sincerely wish my mother a long life, I owe you these three heads..."
Zhao Guanren stood up under her surprised gaze, and said, "Mom! If I disappear suddenly, or if you don't see me by the end of June, go to Iceland with Aunt Shen and the others for a while, don't ask anything, remember me That's fine!"
Zhao Guanren smiled, turned around and was about to leave, but Sha Xiaohong said again: "Wait a minute! Sisters, let's leave, let's make an appointment another day, Lao Shen and Zhou Jingxiu stay!"
"You're finished! Brat..."
The women laughed and picked up their bags and left. They all thought that Zhao Guanren was about to be beaten again, but Zhao Guanren said helplessly, "Mom! Let me ask you a serious matter. What is your relationship with Zhao Ziqiang? Do you know who he is?" ?"
"Cultivation of immortals!"
Sha Xiaohong looked at him expressionlessly, just as Shen Qiong closed the door with a "boom", which fell into Zhao Guanren's ears like a shock, and stammered: "You... how do you know, no! How can you believe such a thing? What's up?"
"If I don't find out Zhao Ziqiang's details, do you think I'm going to make him look handsome, let alone he's not handsome at all..."
Sha Xiaohong lit a cigarette and sat on the sofa, saying: "
son! Let me tell you the truth, what you, mother, have experienced is beyond your imagination. I have seen people who cultivated immortals and demons, including supernatural beings and time-travelers, and you can count all the people who died in my hands. don't come! "
"No way?"
Zhao Guanren almost dropped his jaw in shock, but Shen Qiong said: "Ah Lai! Did you encounter any serious problems? No matter what, you can tell us about it. Things that you find unbelievable are not in our eyes at all." What kind of!"
"Uh~ Actually, I'm also considered a time traveler, I came back after a year and a half..."
Zhao Guanren hesitated and said: "In three and a half months, the zombie army will invade, and more than half of all human beings will die. In the end, I will die together with their boss, but I met Zhao Ziqiang. He said he had promised my mother, and then he got me back." Today, do you... believe it?"
"..."
The three women stared at him without saying a word. Zhao Guanren thought he was talking too much, but Sha Xiaohong frowned and asked, "Which type of zombie is a living corpse infected by a virus, a night ghost who is afraid of the sun, or a corpse breathed in?" Body dumplings?"
"How do you know more than me, what is a night ghost..."
Zhao Guanren was terrified, but Zhou Jingxiu laughed and said, "Silly boy! The three of us, like you, also experienced a doomsday catastrophe, and suddenly went back to the past, but the memory is still there, so we will believe!"
"Could you have seen the Eternal Night Legion..."
Zhao Guanren was almost astonished, but the four of them together discovered that the doomsday experienced was not of the same species. After Zhao Guanren revealed the soul chain on his body, the three women had never even heard of it. Not the same thing.
"Son! It seems that someone changed the future..."
Sha Xiaohong analyzed: "It is estimated that the culprit who attracted the Eternal Night Army must be someone who should not exist in this world, because the soul travel will not destroy the laws of space, only the powerful people who travel through the body will cause disastrous consequences. !"
"That's right!"
Shen Qiong also said: "Since all zombies have supernatural powers, this person must also have special abilities and have caused a very significant impact. You might as well investigate supernatural events. Such things will usually be concealed, and the more they are concealed, the more they will be hidden." The closer to the truth!"
"Oh My God!"
Zhao Guanren gave a thumbs up and exclaimed: "Mom! I really underestimated you all. I only opened one head, and you analyzed it clearly and logically. What exactly did you do during the last few years?"
"Come on! I will introduce you formally..."
Sha Xiaohong introduced arrogantly: "This is Shen Qiong, the chief judge of the Great Immortal Temple, Mr. Shen, this is Zhou Jingxiu, the mysterious girl of the Nine Heavens, Zhou Xuannv, my mother is Sha Xiaohong, the law enforcement officer, and your father is the fairy temple Chief Black Immortal Commander, all three of us have been beaten by your father!"
"No?"
Zhao Guanren said in surprise: "I never saw how awesome my dad is, he's quite honest, and he's bullied by you all day long!"
"Actually, your father's body is occupied by others. It's my first love boyfriend Xia Huaishan..."
Sha Xiaohong smiled wryly and said: "Brother Shan and the others won the battle, we went back to the past overnight, and they also returned to their own world, and then I found your father. Although his soul is no longer Xia Huaishan, I still married him and had children!"
"Actually, more than a few of us have come back..."
Zhou Jingxiu said: "Do you remember Huang Baihe, she has a son named Zhang Xingyue, you pushed her into the river when you were a child, and their sisters are just like us, but our relationship was not good before, and we haven't had much contact these years !"
"I remember!"
Zhao Guanren nodded and said, "The little fat man's father is Zhang Ziyu. I met him on the street last year, but I don't remember the little fat man's name is Zhang Xingyue. He should be Xingyue of the stars and the moon, right?"
"That's right! The Zhang family has only one seedling, baby..."
Shen Qiong dismissed with disdain
He curled his lips, but Zhao Guanren asked curiously, "Mom! What's the matter with you and Zhao Ziqiang?"
"It's just that little thing, it's been seven or eight years since he saw me pretty, and he wanted to fuck me..."
Sha Xiaohong said: "But when I first saw him, I thought something was wrong. He has no human smell on him, and the smoke will automatically bypass him. Later, I tested him and found that his eyes can see through everything. I knew I was going to meet a half-immortal, so I played him a trick!"
Zhao Guanren was surprised and said, "Did you give him a trick?"
"That's right! You think that the half-immortal is great. When my mother hooked her fingers, he licked all the way from my mother's feet to..."
"Hmm~"
Zhou Jingxiu suddenly coughed heavily.
"Haha~ I forgot my son is here..."
Sha Xiaohong laughed and said: "Zhao Ziqiang has two hard-core brothers, one is Liu Tianliang and the other is Lin Tao. The three of them decide who picks me up by guessing, so I took the initiative to tease Lin Tao, who is the most boring, and flirted with Liu Tianliang for two days. I figured out their background!"
Zhao Guanren was surprised again: "Mom! You don't have an affair with all three of them, do you?"
"Fart! This is just a strategy. If I don't provoke them to be competitive, can they circle around me..."
Sha Xiaohong proudly said: "I took advantage of Zhao Ziqiang's tricks, and took the opportunity to make a few requests, one is to let me stay young forever, the other is to let me take a look at Xia Huaishan, and the third is that if the end comes again, I must teach my son skills , you have to teach the same after sleeping once!"
"Mom! He taught me eighteen tricks to cheat my father..."
Zhao Guanren wanted to cry without tears, but Sha Xiaohong said apologetically, "Son! It's not that my mother didn't do her best, but that grandson made me scared. The last time I ran away without clothes on, otherwise I would have punished him a thousand and eight hundred times." No, but at last he kept his word and kept his promise after leaving!"
Zhao Guanren asked again: "Why did Zhao Ziqiang come to our world, and how many years has he been away?"
"It's been almost three years..."
Sha Xiaohong thought for a while and said: "At that time, he only said that he came to find someone, and he had to leave after playing. When he left, he called me and said that he was destined to see you in the next life. At that time, he didn't say anything about the end of the world. An accident that he didn't even count!"
Sha Xiaohong stood up as she spoke, and beckoned to lead them into the basement. Who knew that there was a secret door in the basement that Zhao Guanren didn't know about. When the heavy anti-theft door was opened, Zhao Guanren almost peed in fright.
"My mother! You are going crazy..."
Zhao Guanren walked in in disbelief, and the secret room of hundreds of square meters was filled with guns and ammunition, as well as a lot of cold weapons of various colors, as well as a large amount of canned food and drinking water, as well as toilets and generators. Doomsday bunker.
"Those who have experienced the last days will never let themselves repeat the same mistakes..."
Sha Xiaohong stepped forward to pick up a shotgun, loaded it skillfully and quickly, Shen Qiong also skillfully picked up a rifle, and Zhou Jingxiu dragged out a large box from the bottom, opened it and Zhao Guanren's eyes popped out of fear.
"My God! Why do you still have this thing, where did you get it..."
Zhao Guanren took half a step back with a pale face, only to see Zhou Jingxiu picked up a bazooka, opened the scope with a click, and said with a smirk, "Sisters! After twenty-seven years, we can finally come back out of the rivers and lakes!"
"If you do it, you will do it. If you have a big vote, you can directly take down Shiniu County. Whoever refuses to accept it will do it..."
"Okay! I'm in charge of pulling troops, with a population of 100,000 and 50,000 soldiers. This time, my mother will be the lord of the city..."
"..."
Zhao Guanren was completely stunned. Looking at the three murderous old women, he felt that his life was full of deception. What kind of strong business woman are these? They are clearly three female thugs, or an old fritter who is more fierce than him .
(Originally, this chapter should be written in the episode of Breaking Dead, but since Sha Xiaohong is written, let me clear it up for everyone!)