In the matter of lying on the window of the women's bathhouse, Zhao Guanren's yellow mud fell off his crotch, whether it was shit or shit, the girls all had the same expression when they saw him, men, no need to explain, we understand!
"Empty is form! Form is emptiness..."
With two lines of mournful tears, Zhao Guanren walked into the small exhibition hall of the Four Treasures of the Study, stood alone behind a quaint desk, picked up a precious ink ingot, and placed it on a centuries-old inkstone, Grind it lightly.
The ink ingot slowly turned into ink, and the fragrance of the ink came out. He looked at the traces left by the ancients, and suddenly remembered someone's words, if you don't bring it with you when you die, you won't take it with you, no matter how precious it is The owner of it is only its temporary custodian.
"Tao can be said, very Tao; name can be named, very famous..."
Zhao Guanren rolled up his sleeves, picked up a wolf hair, and neatly wrote the "Tao Te Ching" on the rice paper. He had copied the words and sentences nearly a hundred times, and he could already recite them backwards, and he would ponder the deep meaning of them from time to time. .
"Your heart is in a mess..."
suddenly!
A beautiful figure appeared at the door, and Luo Zixuan walked slowly to him, looked at the dozen lines he had just written, and said with a wry smile: "You want to calm yourself down by writing, but the more you write, the more chaotic your mind becomes. You have too many distracting thoughts in your mind, so the writing...is ugly!"
Zhao Guanren raised his head and said with a smile, "Dr. Luo is really virtuous, don't blame me for peeking at you taking a bath, and want to give me psychological counseling?"
"I've seen it all, I can still gouge out your eyeballs..."
Luo Zixuan stared at him and said: "You are the most complicated person I have ever met, with many extreme strengths and weaknesses concentrated in you. I can't enlighten you if I don't understand you, but I can help you calm down. Would you like to try it on?"
"I wish I could!"
Zhao Guanren nodded readily, and Luo Zixuan turned around and closed the door of the small hall, took out a scented candle from her bag, lit it and put it on a corner of the desk, turned off the original emergency light, and finally moved in. A chair sits him down.
"The atmosphere is a bit ambiguous..."
Zhao Guanren looked at the pale pink scented candle, the dim light could only cover the two of them, and there was a burst of pleasant fragrance from Luo Zixuan's body, which easily made people imagine.
"What is ambiguous? Is it ambiguous to light a candle..."
Luo Zixuan walked behind him with a smile, gently rubbing his shoulders with both hands, but Zhao Guanren grasped her hands, pulled them onto his back, tilted his head and smiled, "Take apart the ambiguity and read it in reverse, That's what it really means!"
"Read it the other way around? Wei Ri loves Ri, alas~ you are so disgusting..."
Luo Zixuan stomped her feet in shame and anger, but Zhao Guanren held her hands tightly. She tilted her head and asked, "Aren't you used to having outsiders standing behind you? Your muscles tightened as soon as I stood up. Relax, or I'll look useless!"
"You don't want to hypnotize me, do you..."
Zhao Guanren let go of her hands, Luo Zixuan rubbed his shoulders again, and said with a smile: "Hypnosis is also a treatment method, but it is not easy to hypnotize you. Your psychological defense mechanism is too strong. Teacher Ben has to come up Ten successes will do!"
"Okay! I want to try it too, what does it feel like to be hypnotized..."
Zhao Guanren relaxed his body very cooperatively. Luo Zixuan gently scratched his cochlea with two fingers, and at the same time said softly: "Close your eyes! Relax your whole body. This is a bamboo forest hut with small bridges and flowing water outside. The moon is bright and the stars are sparse, which is poetic and picturesque." !"
Luo Zixuan's massage technique was so unique that Zhao Guanren couldn't help closing his eyes, and Luo Zixuan also used all her strength to caress his neck, cheeks and earlobes with her hands, stirring every one of his fingers with her nimble fingers. nerve.
"It's raining! It's raining continuously, and the breeze is blowing, so comfortable..."
Luo Zixuan gently blew on his cheeks, Zhao Guanren leaned back on the chair enjoying himself, Luo Zixuan quietly took out a small purple gold bowl, and used a wooden stick
The bowl slowly rotated, and the wonderful vibration made his whole head feel ethereal.
"Cool!"
Zhao Guanren muttered intoxicatedly, Luo Zixuan gently put down the purple gold bowl, pressed his shoulders a little harder, and whispered softly: "You are an unrivaled hero, no difficulty can stop you, distracting thoughts are your beliefs, what do you want to do?" Just do it!"
"Ding~"
Luo Zixuan flicked the bowl lightly, took two steps back and hid in the darkness, Zhao Guanren slowly opened his eyes and blinked, looking at the pen, ink, paper and inkstone in front of him, he immediately got up and splashed ink, this time he moved the brush like flying, his eyes were unprecedented focus.
"唰~"
After writing a Tao Te Ching in its entirety, a picture immediately popped up in Zhao Guanren's mind. He thought it was the skill of "Sly Rabbit Three Caves". The condition for this skill was to copy the Tao Te Ching ten times. .
Who knew it was different from the last time, the same few words left by the brush on the screen—forget it! Go your own way, don't be bound by any thoughts, the world is not black and white, black can be white, and white can be black!
'What's the meaning? How can I forget something I wrote hundreds of times...'
Zhao Guanren hugged his head in disbelief. He always thought that Zhao Ziqiang asked him to copy the Tao Te Ching just to improve his moral character, but in the end he made him forget about these things.
This is not as simple as forgetting a book. The Tao Te Ching has already subtly influenced him, and even changed his views and concepts, otherwise he would not have stepped forward to be the savior he had most disapproved of.
'It's either black or white! black and white, white...'
Zhao Guanren suddenly thought of his inner demon, an evil monk in white clothes, a soul that is both good and evil.
But his biggest wish now is to save the world. Kind wishes should never be turned into demons and demons to influence him. A soul that can change its image in the eyes of the Soul Chaser must be evil or depraved.
"Could it be that Zheng Shiba is the right one..."
Zhao Guanren held his head and thought in a daze: "Humanity today is not worth saving. If more than half of the population is not destroyed, they will never have a long memory, right!" Stopping the invasion is only a temporary solution, not the root cause. Only by completely changing human greed and selfishness can we truly save mankind! '
"Wake up! Wake up, what's wrong with you..."
A burst of anxious shouts sounded, Zhao Guanren suddenly opened his eyes and woke up, and suddenly found that he was still sitting on the chair, and the pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the table had not been touched at all, but the candle was about to burn out, obviously it had been a while .
"I, am I hypnotizing you..."
Zhao Guanren straightened up in shock, and Luo Zixuan stood beside him with a forced smile: "Your sleep quality is too poor, I just want you to sleep well, but you suddenly had a nightmare just now, waving your hands and yelling, Startled me!"
"I'll go! No wonder I'm sweating all over..."
Zhao Guanren wiped his sweat with lingering fear, only to suddenly discover that his third great gift, the Three Caves of the Rabbit, had changed the terms of use, from using it once to copy the Tao Te Ching ten times, to wearing a cuckold for others.
As long as someone puts on a green hat, he can get a chance to use it, but the premise is that the person is voluntary, and the relationship cannot be established on the basis of money and material.
"What kind of plane? This is trying to kill me..."
Zhao Guanren was completely dumbfounded. If Zhao Ziqiang was forcing him to be a good person before, then he is now being made to be a shameless flower picker, digging red apricots in other people's yards. Although the process is very exciting and exciting, it must be a moral decline , Degrading character immoral things.
"What's wrong with you, I didn't play with you..."
Luo Zixuan waved his hand in front of him, and he looked up subconsciously. The lust value on Luo Zixuan's head turned green, and it also increased from 18 points to 78 points. 1.
'It's so green...'
Zhao Guanren secretly exclaimed, and suddenly pulled her to sit on his lap, and said, "Dr. Luo! You've ruined my mind. I just had so many strange dreams that I can no longer tell the difference between fantasy and reality. This is a medical malpractice, you have to compensate me!"
"You just need to rest..."
Luo Zixuan took out a tissue with some distress, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "You worry too much about the fact that I hypnotized you just to relieve you of the psychological burden, but now it seems that the effect is not good, you have to accept Long-term psychological counseling will do!"
"Then we will have long-term cooperation and in-depth exchanges..."
Zhao Guanren hugged her violently and kissed her. Luo Zixuan didn't expect him to attack suddenly, she exclaimed and hurriedly turned her head away, and said angrily, "You don't like me, you use your hands or your mouth, who do you think I am? If so, I'm really angry!"
"Don't you still think about Zheng Shiba, you are single, okay..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her seriously, Luo Zixuan twisted her body and said aggrievedly: "But you are not single, people have already made their words ugly, I don't want those rumors to become facts, forget it! We two are good friends OK!"
"Oh~"
Zhao Guanren sighed and said, "If Zheng Shiba is killed, we can't be friends anymore, and we can't even be a ghost. Why don't you take advantage of the time? Anyway, I'm the kind of person who likes you and doesn't care about you." What did they say!"
"No! We just met for a day, it's too soon..."
Luo Zixuan shook her head and stood up, but when Zhao Guanren saw her green lust value, she suddenly jumped to a high score of 92. He immediately pressed Luo Zixuan on the desk, and kissed her involuntarily.
"No! Someone will come in..."
Luo Zixuan struggled feebly, but her mouth was kissed two or three times, and her hands were pressed on the table. Soon the sound of resistance turned into a weak gasp, her hands were released and she did not resist. Instead, he hugged someone's neck in confusion.
"Ah! Sorry, we didn't know you were here..."
Lin Chiling suddenly pushed the door open, and quickly closed the door before finishing her sentence. Zhao Guanren knew that it was Lin Chiling reminding him that Zhou Miao and the others were coming to catch the rape.
"Go away!"
Luo Zixuan pushed Zhao Guanren away with a blushing face, jumped off the table and pulled the messy skirt, beat Zhao Guanren's shoulder and complained: "Bastard! Big bastard! Bawang is so hard on you, you made me look like a skirt, people I will never talk to you again! Hmph~"
"I'm going out later, what kind of clothes do I like, I'll get you two..."
Zhao Guanren wiped his saliva greedily, Luo Zixuan pouted and said, "There's nothing to be picky about now, just wear whatever you have, but you have to be careful, don't try to be brave, I'm going down!"
Luo Zixuan ran out in a hurry, but Zhao Guanren looked at her white dress stained with ink, and said thoughtfully: "No matter how white a girl is, there are black places. Black and white will always coexist. There is no evil without evil." There is no justice!"
"Husband! Why are you here..."
Zhou Miao walked in pretending to be surprised, with a group of sycophants behind him, who knew that Zhao Guanren's peach blossom eyes had completely mutated and upgraded.
The tops of these people's heads were pink and green, Zhou Miao's lust value became green, and Zhao Guanren could even see men, but men only had one experience point, so they couldn't see their desires.
"oh!"
Zhao Guanren finally understood that green means that the other party is married or in a relationship, and this kind of score should be called cheating desire, while single dogs are still the same as before, pink lust score.
'Zhao Ziqiang! What the hell are you trying to do...'
Zhao Guanren couldn't help cursing secretly: "Sometimes you force me to be a man, and sometimes you force me to be a ghost. If you want me to forget the ideological shackles brought by the "Tao Te Ching", why do you want me to copy it? Your brain will break you! '