The nine big demon kings gathered together. This was the first time they had a meeting since they took office. Of course, Zhao Guanren didn't have a serious meeting here. It was a good strategic discussion meeting, and it turned into a tea party when it was open. Grilled skewers and music It's all up.
"Who said in my ear, love me will never change..."
Standing on the bronze coffin lid, Zhang Xinyue sang "Wait Once in a Thousand Years", the microphone was connected to a mobile speaker begging on the street, and Xiao Chen Ran was still dancing for her with a big belly.
She really couldn't help it, after Zhao Guanren took Bai Ming out, he didn't come back for more than half an hour, and she didn't dare to neglect these ancestors, so she could only show her talents in person.
"What's going on? He won't let Yong Ye catch him..."
Xuan Ye got a little impatient waiting, Zhou Miao immediately rushed forward and smiled: "Master Hei Prajna! I heard from my master that the "Great Compassion Mantra" you sang is very deep. You can show your hand and save us degenerates. soul?"
"Oh ho ho ho ho..."
Hei Banruo threw down the melon seeds and laughed heartily, making a look of reluctance before he strode up to the coffin lid, took the microphone from Zhang Xinyue, and meditated cross-legged to the accompaniment of the music, exerting ten success powers read it.
"Keep your voice down, it's so noisy..."
Qingming covered her ears impatiently, but turned her head and said with a smirk: "Chi Yan! The lover you've been longing for has finally come, are you going to have a bridal chamber with him tonight? Then we have to prepare a gift for you Yo!"
"I almost forgot if you didn't tell me..."
Chi Yan hurriedly turned around and said to Zhou Miao: "Maiden! You should have rouge here. Give me a set of good rouge, as well as red bellybands and white underwear. All of them must be new and clean. Hurry up and come back." !"
"What, what?"
Zhou Miao stared at her dumbfounded, but the Tianzhu Witch also said: "Idiot! The rouge and gouache used for dressing up are not allowed for wedding nights. Get me a set too. She just came back from a battle. I didn't have time to dress up!"
"Yo~ This is new, do you two want to be together..."
Kadan looked at the two of them with great interest, and Tianzhu rolled his eyes and said: "None of your business! We can sleep with whomever we like. There is no real man in the dead. It has been bored for hundreds of years. It is not easy to meet one. Mr. Zhao, why don't you enjoy it!"
"I'll go look for it..."
Zhou Miao walked back with a stiff face, and Zhang Xinyue, who was physically and mentally exhausted, couldn't stay any longer, so she hurriedly led Xiao Chen Ran to the Soul Sacrifice Pagoda.
"These bitches..."
Zhou Miao cursed in a low voice: "Being a zombie and being so coquettish, you actually want to go into the bridal chamber with my husband, and treat my old lady like a maid, and later I will urinate on them and wipe their faces!"
"Okay! You don't get into trouble..."
Zhang Xinyue persuaded: "These are the princes of the dead clan. Brother Ren is counting on them to fight. It is not easy for Brother Ren to maintain their relationship. Let's be wronged for a while and be a good waiter. Things are done better than anything else." important!"
"yes!"
Little Chen Ran nodded and said: "Mr. Zhao is really good. He can play with so many big demon kings. We don't even dare to speak loudly, but the dead are all dead. Could it be that Mr. Zhao, he slept with dead people?" Do you think this is too scary?"
"It should be just talking about it, what can a dead man do..."
Zhou Miao subconsciously shook her head, Da Chen Ran lowered her head and said nothing, but Bai Ming suddenly walked in from diagonally opposite, followed by Nangong Shuangsha and his wife, but Zhao Guanren was still missing.
"Huh? There seems to be something on this wall..."
Si Ming got up and went to the wall to scratch his head, Nangong Shuangsha immediately followed, and the other demon kings got up and left the table tacitly.
Including Hei Banruo on Xingtou, they all shut up and lowered their heads to study the opening of the microphone. Only Qingming was left by the tea table.
"Yo~ Isn't this Master Bai Ming, when did you become someone else's mistress..."
Qing Ming looked at Bai Ming with a strange look, but Bai Ming said coldly: "I'm not in the mood to talk to you, I'm already married, and being a married woman requires self-restraint, please call me Liu Shengxue from now on. , or Zhao Liu's will do!"
"What? You, you are married, you are a woman..."
Qing Ming looked at her in disbelief, the other demon kings almost dropped their jaws, and Bai Ming's voice suddenly changed into that of a little woman, and it was no longer a neutral voice that was difficult to distinguish between male and female.
But Baiming ignored her at all, sat down slowly and said, "Sister Zhou Miao! Sister Xinyue! You two come over and toast me a cup of tea, and that concubine should come too. Since you are pregnant with my husband's child, we are It's a family!"
"Why did I become a concubine? The concubine is also a wife..."
Little Chen Ran had a bitter face of reluctance, and big Chen Ran hurriedly pushed her, and then she followed Zhang Xinyue and the others to offer tea, and Bai Ming's ice face finally melted away, and he kindly offered a meeting gift, with a look on his face. The style of Mrs. Zhao's family.
"Liar! You bloody bastard..."
Qing Ming violently overturned the tea table, but before she got up, Zhao Guanren stumbled in and shouted with bloodstains on his face, "Don't do anything, you have something to say, we are a family inside and out, And listen to me slowly blowing to you, no, speak slowly!"
"Why should I listen to you, who are you..."
Qingming stood up fiercely, but Zhao Guanren said loudly: "Because I am the head of the family, you were my second wife in your previous life, and Liu Shengxue was your sister in bed. You were so good in your previous life, why did you die once?" Don't remember?"
"You said you still have a big wife, so it's, it's her..."
Qingming was dumbfounded, and Zhao Guanren walked over fiercely and said, "If you don't agree with the things in your previous life, I will clear up the matter by writing you a letter of divorce, otherwise just sit down obediently, and women don't talk when men talk." Cut in, do you understand?"
"Just sit and sit! How fierce is it..."
Qingming sat down aggrieved, and the demon kings looked at Zhao Guanren in amazement, as if they had seen the world's greatest spectacle. The Great Demon King Qingming, who had never been tamed in the eternal night, was actually subdued by his reprimand.
"Husband!"
Bai Ming frowned and asked, "How did your face get like this, who scratched you?"
"Hehe~ Sao Maozi! This face looks like it was scratched by a cat..."
Tianzhu covered his mouth and laughed badly, and sure enough, he saw Qisha walking in with the cat's tail flicking, a queen's face was so gloomy, and the two black cat's ears were still wet.
"Hmm~"
Zhao Guanren coughed lightly and said: "I had a little misunderstanding with Miao Xiaomi, but she has already put her in bed, please wait for me for a while, I will get a baby to show you, and then I will come to hold a meeting for you !"
Zhao Guanren walked directly to the original Soul Sacrifice Pagoda. Zhang Xinyue hurriedly closed the door and said, "Why did you come back? They said that Zhao Feifan had already made a move!"
"I know! Yong Ye is already impatient..."
Zhao Guanren walked quickly to the side of the bed where he was resting, and took off his tattered top. Who knew that his back was also scratched all over the place.
"Wait!"
Zhou Miao walked over and said in surprise: "What the hell are you doing? Why did the cat demon scratch you like this? I looked at the posture as if he was holding you and scratching you. You wouldn't do that to her, would you?"
"Nonsense! We just had a fight, and I'm not a zoophile..."
Zhao Guan
Ren shook his head without changing his face, but as soon as he put on a T-shirt, Qisha suddenly rushed in aggressively, grabbed him and pressed him against the wall, angrily said: "Hand over the soul-destroyer card, don't be afraid!" Think I don't know what you did!"
"What card? What did I do..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her inexplicably, but Qisha did it himself, took out a mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and said angrily: "You kept flashing this thing at me when I was in a coma, and I saw something on it. A portrait of me without clothes, how dare you say you didn’t capture my soul!”
"Uh~ this is a portrait machine, not a dementor card..."
Zhao Guanren's face turned red all of a sudden, Zhang Xinyue and other women all looked at him speechlessly, modern people know what he did.
"Crack~"
Qisha slammed the phone, let go, and Zhao Guanren said angrily, "It's not a soul-destroying card, and it's not a good thing. Otherwise, why would you take a picture of me while I'm naked? I warn you, if they find out about me, I'll definitely kill you." Cut your corpse into thousands of pieces! Hmph~"
Qi Sha turned and left angrily, Zhao Guanren was so embarrassed.
"Official Zhao!"
Zhou Miao crossed her arms and mocked: "It turns out that your pajamas are for sleeping. You are really capable. You went out for a walk and put the cat monsters to sleep, and even took a small video of them. You Do you want to show your face?"
"Sleepwear and pajamas! How can I wear it if I don't sleep..."
Zhao Guanren said helplessly: "Qisha is a wild cat, the number one rebel of the dead. To her, sleeping means taming and has nothing to do with chastity. She won't bow to me if she doesn't mess with me. She will kill me every minute." Even if I betrayed, I can't help myself!"
"Pull it down!"
Zhang Xinyue rolled his big eyes at him, and said disdainfully: "The soul chasers are all subdued, only you are in pajamas, these female devil kings will be bad luck for eight lifetimes if they meet you!"
"Hehe~"
Little Chen Ran also taunted: "Master Zhao! I have fully understood tonight. The relationship between you and these big devil kings is very simple. Men rely on doing what they like, and women rely on throwing themselves into their arms. Have you ever slept with me?"
"Let him take it all in one pot..."
Da Chen Ran finally covered his mouth with a smirk, Zhao Guanren said with a cheeky smile: "This is the only way to survive, let's go! Go out and call Da Tou to see if they have taken off, I have to hurry up Go in for a meeting!"
Zhao Guanren took his backpack and ran into the tomb quickly, not daring to keep it any longer.
"Big Chen Ran..."
Zhou Miao wondered: "The big devil is a devil who eats people and doesn't spit out bones, but when he comes to him, he doesn't need to be beaten or scolded. Everyone is very obedient. How did he do it?"
"Brother Ren has always been a legend, but he doesn't know it..."
Da Chen Ran chuckled and said: "My lord once said to me that the reason why human beings are the top existence among the six realms is because of their minds that are proud of all worlds, and among them, you only need to give When he opens his mouth, he can break through the sky!"
"This is talking about Brother Ren..."
Zhang Xinyue looked at her in surprise, Da Chen Ran nodded and said with a smile: "Who else can there be except him, besides, my master didn't even give his own son the blood moon bead, but gave him this treasure, which means You don’t need me to say more, do you?”
"It's clearly treating him as a successor, but why don't you teach him how to cultivate immortals..."
Zhou Miao looked confused, but Da Chen Ran shook his head and said: "My master doesn't practice immortality himself. He said he would take a spaceship if he wanted to go to heaven. He only cultivated to live a few more years. He hasn't practiced for a long, long time. There are more Huiyang committees!"
"ah?"