"ah… "
With shrill screams, the two were sucked into a space-time rift hand in hand, and the fantasy movie turned into a science fiction movie in an instant. It was pitch black at first, but soon they entered a twisted tunnel, and appeared Countless strange pictures.
"Damn it! What kind of place is this, a five-dimensional space..."
Lu Datou's face turned pale with fright, but his voice reached Zhao Guanren's ears and turned into a strange buzzing sound, as if a big washbasin was covering his mouth.
"What did you say… "
Zhao Guanren hastily turned his head and shouted: "I can't hear you. The time reversal was not like this last time. I went back as soon as I closed my eyes... Can you hear me, pay attention to the red flash, red! Flash! Don't let go hand!"
"..."
Neither of the two could hear each other clearly, so they could only use gestures to make gestures, but it was not accurate to say that this place was a space-time tunnel. In the gap, the object is full of colorful pictures.
"Look, there are fairies..."
Lu Datou suddenly danced excitedly, he only looked at a rectangular protrusion, in which there were a few women in fluttering colorful clothes flying around, but they had big heads with one foot.
"Wow! There are really aliens..."
Zhao Guanren was also shocked to discover new species, a world made up of little green-skinned monsters, and even technological civilization appeared, and then he saw many new worlds, including ancient times, modern times, alien planets, and even Almost parallel time and space.
"Where is the red light?"
Zhao Guanren scratched his ass anxiously. In fact, if it wasn't for Zhao Ziqiang's last shout, he really felt that this trip was not in vain. This kind of place is a world that scientists dream of. Landed in a box.
However, they can feel that there is a suction force that is always pulling them, but this suction force is not very strong, and there is a feeling of "running away" at any time.
The two of them could only stare at it carefully, if they missed it, it would be another world, but not long after, Lu Datou waved his hands excitedly: "Look over there, it should be our world, it seems to be our world. It's the nineties!"
"What are you talking about, is that a pyramid..."
Zhao Guanren frowned suspiciously. Unexpectedly, there was a red light flashing in front of him suddenly. He quickly grabbed Lu Datou's head and kicked his legs forward desperately along the suction, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't move quickly.
"Not good! I'm going to miss it..."
Lu Datou was desperately digging, and the place where the red light was shining was also a cuboid. They could only see the lush forest, but the suction was still pulling them forward. Obviously it was the interference that Zhao Ziqiang just said, trying to make them Miss the destination.
"Go quickly!"
Sudden!
Seeing that the two of them were about to miss the red dot, Zhao Guanren suddenly pushed Lu Datou forward, and Lu Datou subconsciously pulled on his hand, but he slipped his hand after only a tug, and pulled his bracelet down.
"Fuck! Throw it to me..."
Zhao Guanren flung himself desperately at him, but Lu Datou was sucked into the screen with a "whoosh", and he also felt a strong suction force, but just as he quickly fell towards the screen, the scene of the lush forest suddenly changed up.
'not good! to die...'
Zhao Guanren's heart suddenly went cold, his eyes blurred, he felt himself falling freely, and then he heard a "boom", he smashed through a layer of tile roof, and fell into the big water tank with a "plop" , Shengsheng was given a big mouthful of water.
"Pfft~"
Zhao Guanren hurried
Jumping out of the tank, the gourd baby spewed out a jet of water, but when he opened his eyes, he was shocked.
This is not a water tank at all, but a large wooden bathtub. There is a young woman paralyzed on the ground, holding a bath towel in her hand. Not to mention letting him spray her face with water, she is actually naked.
"ah!!!"
A scream almost knocked over the roof, Zhao Guanren rushed out in a hurry, a hungry tiger caught the girl, covered her mouth with force and shouted: "Don't scream, if you scream again, I will kill you, kill first and then kill!" The raped one!"
"Boom~"
The woman suddenly turned over and pushed him out, with surprisingly great strength, and before the fallen Zhao Guanren could react, she kicked Zhao Guanren in the ribs again, and kicked him five or six meters away with one kick. Hit the wooden wall.
"The prostitute! I'll kill you..."
The little girl jumped up from the ground angrily, but her first reaction was to grab the gauze skirt from the screen, Zhao Guanren immediately jumped up from the ground, but was knocked down by the two moves, causing her nosebleeds to come out , is not an opponent at all.
'not good! Met a heroine...'
Zhao Guanren yelled sadly. He had already discovered that this was an ancient layout, but he didn't expect to meet a woman who knew kung fu. He immediately got up and ran away, but the little girl chased after her at top speed and kicked on the ground. on his back.
"Plop~"
Zhao Guanren fell like a dog again, and the little girl also knelt on his back suddenly, grabbed his head, and slapped his face with a big mouth. The explosive fighting power almost scared him to death.
"Miss! What happened, open the door quickly..."
Sudden!
Women's shouts came from outside the door, and several women were slapping on the latticed door outside, only to see the young girl's face suddenly changed, she covered Zhao Guanren's mouth, and said in a low voice, "Don't yell! If you yell again, I'll kill you!" , the kind that kills first and then eunuchs!"
"Ummmmm..."
Zhao Guanren nodded excitedly. Unexpectedly, the situation of the two of them was reversed, and the little girl hurriedly said loudly: "I'm fine! It's just a stinky mouse that got in. I've already cleaned it up. You all get out of here." !"
"yes!"
The maids outside the door retreated one after another, and the little girl quickly stepped back and wrapped her gauze skirt, smashing the stool with one palm, picking up the broken stool leg and sneering: "You are a three-legged cat, and you dare to be a prostitute. I'll let you know how great it is today!"
"Don't come here, come here and I'll call someone..."
Zhao Guanren quickly retreated to the window, and said with a contemptuous smile: "Look at you, you are an innocent girl. If people know that you are here to take a mandarin duck bath with me, even if you have two mouths, you can't tell clearly. You just wait for your reputation." Smelly street!"
"you… "
The little lady glared at him angrily, and asked, "Who are you and how did you come in? How do you know that I am bathing here today?"
'Damn it! This is clearly Ni Ni who knows martial arts...'
Zhao Guanren found that this girl was very beautiful, with a celebrity face that looked like Ni Ni. She was at most twenty-three or four years old. She was tall and had long legs, fair skin, and her aura was a bit heroic. There is a lot of water in the house, but there is nothing to say about the body.
"I'm really not a flower picker, let alone come to see you take a bath..."
Zhao Guanren quickly took a water ladle, blocked his lower body and said, "You know, Yukong Feifei, I was fighting with my enemy in the sky, but he shattered my clothes with one palm and sealed my internal energy, and then I started fighting with my enemy in the sky." It fell from the sky!"
"Bah~ The yellow-mouthed boy is still flying in the sky, and he doesn't take pictures of himself..."
The little girl stepped forward aggressively, angrily
He said in a low voice: "You promiscuous bastard, I don't care what your purpose is, anyway, if you dare to ruin my reputation today, I will definitely kill you!"
"If you really wanted to kill me, you wouldn't have gagged me just now..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "As long as no third person knows about this kind of thing, you will always be innocent. Why trade your life's happiness for the life of a thief like me? Why don't we both keep our mouths shut and break up after a while? Nothing happened, okay?"
"..."
The little girl bit her red lips hesitantly, subconsciously tightened her loose skirt, and stared, "How do I know you won't talk nonsense when you go out?"
"Someone has to believe me when I say nonsense. I also said that the Empress Empress took a bath with me. Do you believe it..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Actually, I'm blind. I didn't see anything clearly just now. Please help me find clothes and send me out quietly. I guarantee that you will never see me again in this life. Everyone will be happy." OK!"
"Shameless!"
The little girl threw down the legs of the bench angrily, walked behind the screen and put on her dress neatly, said you wait here, then gently opened the door and looked around, then slipped away like a thief out.
"Nimma! This is miserable, what the hell did you run to..."
Zhao Guanren quietly opened the window, and his jade tube was dragged away by Lu Datou. The two of them entered the same world. It was only when he saw this ancient place that he remembered and forgot to ask, what is Zhao Ziqiang's hometown? era.
"Damn it! What a big yard, this is a wealthy family..."
It was only then that Zhao Guanren realized that he was on the second floor. Outside was an extremely spacious house with a large garden surrounded by a small garden. Their park in Dongjiang was not as big as this place, and the outside of the house was full of ups and downs, whether it was a county town or a town. small buildings and dwellings.
"Squeak~"
A woman suddenly opened the door and came in. She looked at Zhao Guanren expressionlessly, put a simple cloth dress and cloth shoes on the table, and said, "Put it on! Don't say anything." , I'll take you out!"
"Thank you!"
Zhao Guanren took the clothes and hid behind the screen in surprise, but when he looked down, he found that something was wrong. Not only his hands were thin and tender, but his little brother's hair was sparse, as if he had never seen the world.
"This is not my hand, could it be that it was taken away..."
Zhao Guanren hastily walked to a bronze mirror, and he almost died of excitement when he saw it, what a young and handsome face, completely free from the greasyness of the future, but the face was still his face, only changed back to ten The appearance of seven or eight years old.
"My little fresh meat, how can you be so handsome, how can you let other people live..."
Zhao Guanren leaned on the bronze mirror and kissed him fiercely. No wonder the girls just called him Huangkou Xiaoer, but the woman urged him outside again. He quickly put on his short shirt, tied his belt, and put on a small house-like Cloth hat, followed the woman downstairs and out of the backyard.
"Keep your head down! Don't speak..."
The woman led him to the depths of the garden, deliberately avoiding the eyes and ears of the servants in the mansion, but the two of them walked further and further apart. Although Zhao Guanren didn't know where he was, his experience in the world was not blown out. I realized something was wrong.
'damn it! What a vicious little slut...'
Zhao Guanren opened his soul-chasing eyes and saw that his seven orifices were filled with smoke. There were seven or eight swordsmen hiding behind a rockery in front of him. It seemed that he was going to kill him. Only the dead would not reveal the secret.
"There are thieves, hurry up and catch the thieves..."
The woman suddenly shouted at the top of her voice, and ran towards the rockery at high speed, and the knifemen behind the rockery jumped out immediately...