"Ouyang Qianhu!"
Prince Duan really looked at Ouyang Renjie, squinted his eyes and asked, "How is your white-clothed guard doing the investigation? Do you have conclusive evidence of the Bian family's crime?"
"..."
Ouyang realized that he had overlooked one thing. The black-clothed guard no longer needed any credit. Just finding out the corpse poison would be amazing. Zhao Guanren, a great hero, was even more able to protect him, so Chen Qianhu put on small shoes for him. Show them the white guards.
"Return to Your Highness!"
Ouyang Qianhu hastily stepped forward two steps, and said bravely: "This matter has already been decided, and it is only waiting for the imperial envoy to make a decision. However, it is inconvenient for the public to go into details, in case the thieves who have not yet been arrested will flee after hearing the news!"
"Huh?"
Zhao Guanren suddenly wondered: "The entire Bian family has already been placed under house arrest. Could it be that there is a deeper connection? Bai Yiwei really deserves his reputation, and he dug into their roots at once. It seems that Bai Yiwei took over the matter in an all-round way, which is a very correct choice. !"
"You don't know the inside story, don't talk too much..."
Ouyang Qianhu glared at him viciously, and Chen Qianhu immediately stepped forward and said angrily: "Zhao Yunxuan! I have no right to intervene in the inspection by the white guards. I have the right to review after they have finished the investigation. Both Your Highness and the elders Here, you won't be allowed to talk too much!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm blunt, my lords, please forgive me..."
Zhao Guanren hastily cupped his hands and backed away, completely disregarding the black-clothed guard's involvement in this matter, but Xia Shoufu made a gesture of invitation and said with a smile, "Your Highness! I'd better move on and listen to the reports from all parties before making a decision." Well, this matter must not be hasty!"
"The elder Ge is right!"
Prince Duan took two steps forward with his hands behind his back, and said loudly to the onlookers: "Our Dashun will never wrong the good people, but we will never let the bad people off. Give the people an explanation!"
"Okay! His Royal Highness said well, His Highness is here to make decisions for the people..."
Zhao Guanren immediately clapped his hands and cheered. The residents of this street formed a conditioned reflex. There was thunderous applause and cheers. Even the gong and drum team came out, and some people set off firecrackers crackling.
"Okay!"
Prince Duan took the lead in no time. It was probably the first time he met people who spontaneously celebrated. He laughed heartily and said, "Lantai is really outstanding, and the people are simple and honest. I won't take the car anymore. I want to take care of my father." Look at this land of fish and rice!"
"Your Highness, please!"
Naturally, Xia Shoufu would not spoil his interest, and walked side by side with him, and Zhao Guanren did not disappoint the common people. He took a tin bucket from his subordinates, grabbed a handful of paper wrapped rock candy and kept pouring it.
"Everyone is happy, lucky candy, don't grab it..."
Zhao Guanren sprinkled sugar all the way, and the common people knew that it was not just sugar. The candy wrapper contained tomorrow night's lottery numbers, and they could go to the Miji Candy Shop to watch the lottery. Although the prizes were not real money, livestock, cigarettes, jewelry and other items were also available. It's worth the money.
"What's this? Give me a..."
A pretty little girl squeezed over suddenly, she looked at most fourteen or fifteen years old, she reached into the bucket to grab candy, Zhao Guanren laughed and flicked her head, and stuffed a handful of candy into her collar inside.
"you… "
The little girl covered her chest in shock, and Zhao Guanren stuffed another piece of rock candy into her mouth, but suddenly there was a "噗噗咙", and the surrounding guards pulled out their steel knives collectively, and rushed at her in unison. Come and surround them.
"Bold traitors! Catch them for me..."
A court lady hurriedly took the little girl away, and the guards immediately pushed Zhao Guanren to the ground, even Song Chizhu and the master were spared.
Song Chizhu lay on the ground and cried in mourning: "You are going to die! That is the little princess of Prince Duan's family, the most beloved granddaughter of the Holy One!"
…
"Raise your legs a little higher, stick your butt up, what about you
! Fatty, show off a little more..."
The little princess was sitting in the courtyard of Xie's inner house, her skirt was pulled up to the crook of her legs, she was stepping on a stool and nibbling an apple like a young lady, with a long leather whip in her hand, several eunuchs and maids Waiting on the side, everyone covered their bellies and laughed.
"Princess! This minister is already very flirty, so flirtatious that I can't be more flirtatious..."
Song Chizhu was wearing a bright red long dress, with heavy makeup and long hair hanging loose. Zhao Guanren also had the same apron and red lips. He was pulling him to dance with a bitter face. The master became a blind man, A Bing, squatting on the side sadly. pulling the erhu.
"Damn it! I just fed her a piece of candy, is it worth torturing her like this..."
Zhao Guanren cursed in a low voice while dancing. He saw that the little princess was cute and lolita, and thought he was a kind little angel, but who knew he was actually a little devil. First, he forced them to dance in women's clothes, and probably the next step would be to force them to have gay sex. up.
"Are you fucking sugar-feeding? Your hands are all in his collar. I let you kill me..."
Song Chizhu stared at him wanting to cry, but the little princess whipped over and scolded: "You two bitches are cursing me, right? You can guess without hearing me, you two sit down Pull each other's leg hair, don't want to leave without plucking clean!"
"Here… "
Zhao Guanren pulled up his skirt and looked down. His hair wasn't too thick but it wasn't too much. Song Chizhu was covered in big black hair, but he said in a sad voice, "Be gentle, my family is weak and can't bear it." Strength!"
"Go away!"
Zhao Guanren couldn't take it anymore, he stepped forward and pointed at the little princess and said angrily: "You just want to find excitement. If you have the ability, let's ask each other questions. If I can't answer, you pluck ten of my hairs. If you can't answer, I'll pluck one of your hairs." Root will do, dare you?"
"Bold! How can your Highness allow you to be presumptuous..."
A young eunuch pointed at him in a tone of voice, Zhao Guanren glared and said: "You have chicken feathers on your bat—what kind of a bird are you! Your little master didn't say anything, and you, a butt-selling hermaphrodite, jumped out, not on your body!" If you don't have a few hairs, I will definitely pull you out like a bald donkey!"
"Bold! Come on, come on, come on..."
The little eunuch stomped his feet angrily, and a large number of guards rushed into the courtyard fiercely. Song Chizhu was frightened and crouched down with his head in his arms, and shouted: "It's none of my business!"
"Hahaha… "
The little princess laughed suddenly, slapped her legs hard and said, "It's all right! You all go down, this man's words are so interesting, my belly is almost bursting with laughter, if you say something funny again, it will make me laugh again Come out, and I will let you go!"
"Okay! Let me ask you a question..."
Zhao Guanren picked up his skirt and squatted in front of her, saying: "One day the heifer didn't return all night, and the bull was looking around anxiously. The heifer didn't come back until the next night. The husband and wife fell asleep, and the bull suddenly said angrily. , Bitch! You actually dared to commit adultery with an elephant, how did the little bull find out?"
"The elephant is so big and the cow is so small, how adultery is this..."
The little princess shook her head in confusion, the maids and eunuchs were also thinking hard, and the most sissy chief eunuch immediately said: "Master! Our family knows that the noses of animals are very sensitive. It must be the little bull who smells out the elephants. smell!"
"Certainly not, what's so funny about that..."
The little princess waved his hand, and Zhao Guanren made a circular gesture, then pulled it up sharply, and said, "Because it's awesome, let's get bigger!"
"Pfft~"
The little princess sprayed the apple pomace on Zhao Guanren's face suddenly, and slid to the floor laughing, patting the chair and laughing wildly. Although the maids' faces were flushed with embarrassment, they were all trembling with laughter. Even the two eunuchs were shaking. He turned his back and shivered with laughter.
"Come on! I'll ask you one more question. If you can't answer it, you'll have to pluck your hair. Do you dare to..."
Zhao Guanren poked the little princess on the arm, and the little princess wiped away tears
He smiled and said, "Why don't you dare, but I have to ask you first, how many stars are there in the sky?"
"98,623,221, if you don't believe me, count it yourself..."
Zhao Guanren pointed at the sky with a proud expression on his face. He knew this mentally retarded problem in elementary school, but the little princess and the maids were dumbfounded. The little princess said in disbelief: "How do you know? I asked many people, but no one answered. come up!"
"I made it up! Anyway, I can't count it..."
Zhao Guanren spread out his hands with a funny face, and the little princess immediately beat him up, and said coquettishly: "You bastard is really courageous, if you dare to say this in front of my grandpa, he will definitely call you a bully It's not a crime, now it's your turn, hurry up and ask!"
"Listen up!"
Sitting cross-legged in front of her, Zhao Guanren asked, "Men have hair, women have hair, there is hair on the top, and there is hair on the bottom. Come here at night to match the hair. What is it doing?"
really!
The royal family's children are precocious, and the little princess stared angrily and said: "House! Disciple! You tell the master all these dirty things. If my grandpa finds out, you must cut off your dog's head. Pull it out for me!" Ten hairs off him!"
"Princess! Why are your thoughts so dirty..."
Zhao Guanren fussed and said, "I'm talking about the eyelashes. Isn't it just closing your eyes and going to sleep? Who do you take me for?"
"you… "
The little princess blinked and became stupid again, and the maids suddenly realized, but the little princess pulled up her skirt and said disdainfully: "Pull it out! Anyway, my master has no hair on his legs, alas~"
Zhao Guanren pulled out one of her hairs abruptly, and said with a smile, "I didn't say to pluck your leg hair, do you dare to do it again, this time I'll lose your armpit hair!"
"Come on! Who is afraid of whom..."
The little princess subconsciously grabbed the small armpits, Zhao Guanren immediately opened fire, it was like a complete collection of old driver's jokes, in the huge courtyard, the little princess couldn't stop laughing, giggling even after the hair was pulled out, and the eunuchs and maids were also all Was thrown to the ground laughing.
"My lord! Can we get out alive? He plucked the princess's armpit hair..."
The master crawled tremblingly to Song Chizhu's side, and Song Chizhu also twitched with laughter, sobbing: "He even touched the princess's chest, anyway, it's a capital crime of beheading, who cares, hear No? The dragon tendon was inserted into the wrong eye of the phoenix, and it was inserted into the old minister, the old minister... Alas~ I am so ridiculous!"
"Huh?"
Prince Duan and Xia Shoufu were admiring the beautiful scenery of the garden, Xia Shoufu turned around and said in surprise: "What is so fun, the little princess has been laughing for a long time!"
"It shouldn't be! Although Ning'er is lively and active on weekdays, she shouldn't be smiling so happily..."
Prince Duan's jokes were not too loud, anyone could tell that the laughter was unrestrained and unrestrained, accompanied by scolding voices, completely in a flirtatious state.
"Report to Your Highness!"
An old eunuch smiled and said, "Zhao Yunxuan offended the princess earlier by treating her as a folk woman and stuffing a jelly bean into her mouth. The princess is pure-hearted and didn't bother with him, but ordered him to put on women's clothes and dance." The old minister privately thought that he danced too funnyly!"
"Your Highness! Something is wrong..."
A female official hurried over and said anxiously: "The little princess and Zhao Yunxuan are gone, the old servant has led people to search all over Xie's mansion, and Zhao Yunxuan must have been abducted by him, how can this be?" Is that good?"
"What? Isn't this still smiling..."
Prince Duan yelled anxiously, and the other party said in fear: "That's the maidservant of the princess who is laughing, the princess said to go eat a piece of candy with Zhao Yunxuan, and then disappeared in a blink of an eye!"
"Chasing! Let the forbidden army go out and chase me..."
Prince Duan picked up his robe and ran out, never expecting that his youngest daughter, a fifteen-year-old living person, would be abducted with a jelly bean.