"You are afraid that I will cheat the corpse, the death is not thorough enough, right..."
Zhao Guanren rowed the black boat with a gloomy face and swam on the Lanshui River against the setting sun. Although he had changed into ordinary black clothes, the heavy makeup on his face hadn't been removed yet. At first glance, he thought he was a perverted hermaphrodite.
"Don't complain, you plucked three armpit hairs of my princess and touched my chest, you are dead anyway, now the only one who can save you is my master..."
The little princess sat comfortably at the stern of the boat, and she also changed into a plain blue gauze dress, with her legs crossed, her embroidered shoes dangling proudly in mid-air, while the leader, the little eunuch, knelt beside her with a bitter face, and the princess fled He was the first to die.
"What on earth do you want to play? Lantai County has nothing interesting at all..."
Zhao Guanren said angrily: "I know you are coming, the county has started to crack down on pornography half a month ago, the boat girls have run away, and the brothels are only doing small health care, listening to operas, rubbing weeds and going to brothels, you, a little girl, are not interested , what else is there to play?"
"As long as you don't get locked in the yard, everything is fun outside..."
The little princess took out a rock candy and threw it into his mouth, muttering: "You have never stayed in the palace, it's like a big prison cell, watching them fight for favor and sue all day, I'm so bored to death, finally come out with daddy , the master must have fun!"
"Anyway, you look like a thrill, right? I'll take you to play exciting..."
Zhao Guanren speeded up the rowing speed. He knew that there would be a large number of people looking for them, so he rowed the boat directly to the other side of the river. The rich families did not live in the west of the river, but many places where filth and evil people lived gathered here. .
"Master! Let's go back, Your Highness is getting angry..."
The little eunuch helped the little princess to the shore, but was immediately shut up by a word of scolding, and could only support her all the way forward, with cold sweat all over her forehead.
"Don't hold her, her leg is not broken..."
Zhao Guanren saw that he was still hooked after taking off the eunuch uniform, opened his hand and scolded him, "Straighten your waist, otherwise people will know you are an eunuch at a glance, and you will be reported to the officials and arrested. The smelly girl said we were abducted, you just wait to be beheaded!"
"You dare to scold me, you are the stinky girl..."
The little princess kicked him angrily, Zhao Guanren hugged her into his arms, glared and said: "You have to listen to me when you come out, otherwise I will force you to become a bandit. I will sink you first, and then kill you!" Your father, sleep with your mother, break into the palace and become the emperor!"
"Plop~"
The little eunuch fell down on the ground in fright, the little princess also shuddered, and said in horror: "But... don't dare to talk nonsense, this, this is a serious crime for exterminating the nine clans, people will be beheaded if they hear it!"
"Tsk tsk~ So you're a paper tiger, I thought you were bold because you like excitement..."
Zhao Guanren pinched her buttocks disdainfully, and the little princess let out an exclamation from being pinched, her pretty face flushed red, and beat her in shame and angrily, cursing: "Student! Shameless! How dare you Treat me lightly, and I will make you look good!"
"Shut up! Kill your father and sleep with your mother..."
Zhao Guanren glared at her fiercely again, and held her tightly in his arms. The little lady punched him angrily, and turned her head and cursed: "Damn you! What kind of turtle are you lying on the ground? Why don't you roll over to serve me?" Come on, did someone scare you like this with just one word?"
"My lord! Don't say anything outrageous, don't say..."
The little eunuch followed in a hurry, Zhao Guanren walked forward nonchalantly, crossing the streets and alleys familiarly, and soon came to a deep alley.
"Hey~Master Zhao! You are a rare visitor, why didn't you go to serve the Imperial Envoy..."
Several thugs who looked out for the wind came up to them with smiles, Zhao Guanren put his arms around the little princess and smiled and said, "It's not up to me to hold stinky feet, I will take the little princess out to see the world, and when I turn around, I will have a room with the princess. You have to call me Prince Consort!"
"Haha~ Prince Consort! Please...
"
Naturally, the thugs didn't take this seriously, and sent them in happily, but the little princess pinched Zhao Guanren, and said with disdain: "You are really an ignorant country bumpkin. You can only be called a son-in-law if you marry a princess. My future husband is called a county." Horse, idiot!"
"Horse! Galloping on the vast grassland, holding the steel gun tightly, and the sword is shining..."
Zhao Guanren took her hand and sang loudly, while the little princess widened her eyes curiously. The moment they stepped into the compound, it seemed as if they had entered another world, filled with smog, the smell of alcohol, and the smell of powder. Hugging together happily.
"Where is this..."
The little princess instinctively hugged Zhao Guanren tightly. The courtyard was full of people. There were a lot of rough men carrying knives and guns. They uttered all kinds of vulgar words. There was also a man who had just had his hands chopped off and fled out in a hurry.
"Ha~"
Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "Don't you like excitement? This is the arena of the Dashun Dynasty. The folks are the most authentic and exciting. There is no candy making or juggling!"
"Master Zhao! Good evening..."
"Master Zhao is here..."
Men and women greeted Zhao Guanren familiarly. Lantai County knew who he was, but no one here would call him an adult.
"Wow woof woof..."
A burst of barking suddenly came from the west courtyard, and the little princess dragged Zhao Guanren and squeezed past him. Unexpectedly, someone was fighting dogs. The two dogs had already bitten their bodies and their bodies were covered in blood. Not far away was a fence for fighting cocks. Money yells.
"Hey~ It's not good-looking! It's full of blood..."
The little princess shook his head and walked away with a disgusted face, but squeezed into another place where there was another martial arts competition and wrestling, and his face was covered in blood, but the yard was full of rough work like this, and the bettors were all life-threatening rough man.
"Ouch~"
The little eunuch waved her hand slyly and said: "It's so dirty, so dirty! What kind of dirty place is this, let's go!"
"What's inside, go in and have a look..."
The little princess led Zhao Guanren into the big house, almost all of them were gambling stalls, each with a variety of games. The little princess looked around, looking around, seeing everything new, and asked Zhao Guanren for money to play two games.
"You stripped me of all my clothes, where did I get the money..."
Zhao Guanren handed her a cup of freshly squeezed juice, and took a handful of skewers to share between them. The little princess gave him an annoyed look, picked up the skewers and ate them while watching. The little eunuch also nodded in praise and said, The meat is even better than the ones roasted in the palace!"
"The skewers grilled in waste oil are delicious..."
Zhao Guanren led the two of them into the depths, and after passing through a guarded country road, the decoration style changed immediately, magnificent and magnificent, showing the demeanor of a local tyrant.
suddenly!
Two "vixes" in fishnet stockings walked towards each other, with long white tails behind their buttocks and headbands with hairy ears. They were completely dressed in modern clothes.
"Ah! The vixen, there is a vixen..."
The little princess jumped onto Zhao Guanren's back in fright, and the two vixens covered their mouths with a "puchi" smile, and went into the women's toilet happily.
"Master, don't be afraid! Their tails are fake, not vixens..."
The little eunuch hurried over to appease the Princess, who immediately blushed, and Zhao Guanren sneered, "It's just you who return to the Princess like this, don't be surprised, people will laugh at you for not seeing the world, even I will lose face with you!"
"Hmph~ People are most afraid of vixen..."
The little princess punched him aggrievedly, but as soon as he walked into a lounge, a female magistrate in a red official robe came out again, and hurriedly ran to the toilet with the robe.
"This, this, this..."
The little eunuch opened his mouth wide in shock, and the little princess was also shocked and said: "Where is this female magistrate, she doesn't wear pants under the official robe, I can see her buttocks
Well, could it be that this is a teaching music workshop, but you can't wear official robes either! "
"The magistrate is a fart, and there are female magistrates..."
Zhao Guanren opened the leather curtain in front of him smoothly, and inside was a large and resplendent casino, with respectable guests gathered around the small gaming tables, bunny girls and vixen carrying wine trays, shuttled back and forth between the gaming tables.
"There is really a female magistrate..."
The little eunuch was dumbfounded again, the field was full of female magistrates and female magistrates, even female thousands of households, all of them half-opened their official robes, flirting with the gamblers, saying "my official, my official" " Said, it is completely an ancient Cosplay feast.
"It turned out to be fake, but these people are too courageous, they dare to wear official robes for lewd pleasure..."
The little princess crossed her waist angrily, but Zhao Guanren hugged her and said, "Don't talk nonsense, many of them are outlaws, green forest heroes, etc. If you know that you are the princess, I will really tie you up and ask you Dad wants money, but I can't beat so many people!"
"Dare to tie me up! I'll let Grandpa Huang destroy their nine clans..."
The little princess stared at her big watery eyes, but her arrogance obviously weakened quite a bit. Zhao Guanren snickered and walked forward, but the little princess had completely opened her eyes this time.
In the luxurious casino, singing and dancing, cups and cups are intertwined, the dancers on the stage dance lightly, the guests use glasses, drink juice wine, sit on leather sofas, smoke big cigars, and there is a Wooden frame glass fish tank, rare fish swim in it.
"Why is this softness made of skin? It's so soft..."
The little princess carefully sat down on the sofa, and looked around awkwardly. The little eunuch was also stunned, standing beside the sofa and blinking non-stop. There were all novelties he had never seen before. It felt like the Grand Palace was like a rural cowshed.
"Auspicious VIPs! Please choose as you like..."
Two bunny girls came here pushing the trolley. The first trolley was full of novelty foods and drinks, such as fruit candy and egg rolls, but cream cake and coconut milk tea were called cows, and the milk tea cups were filled with straws straws, and garnish with a mini paper umbrella.
"Uh~ Ben... I want this and this..."
Like a country girl, the little princess nervously ordered two things she had never seen before, but the second car was full of women's favorites. In addition to the beautifully packaged rouge and gouache, there were also various bags. The new jewelry is even more so.
"Hello, VIP! This is the new perfume launched by our store..."
A bunny girl squatted down, skillfully put on a pair of white gloves, held out a small gold-covered glass bottle, and began to sell it in a bragging manner, followed by breast enhancement instruments, lace pants, pearl milk and so on, and even Even the tampons came out.
"Okay, okay! I like it, I like it, the owner wants everything from these two cars, Xiaokuizi, thank you..."
The little princess was so coaxed that her eyes were shining brightly, but the little eunuch touched his sleeve pocket and stretched out his hand bitterly towards her, but Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "With me as the guarantor, you can put the things away with your fingerprints." Just take it away and pay it back when you have money!"
"Hee hee~ It's really right to come out to play with you, you enjoy eating..."
The little princess winked happily, unsuspectingly stamped his handprint on the IOU, then dragged the two small cars in front of him, and happily studied with the little eunuch, while Zhao Guanren stepped back with a smile, standing behind a pillar.
"Master! Whose eldest lady is this, why did you kidnap me here..."
A beauty in a western dress slowly walked up behind him, hugged his waist intimately, and kissed him lightly on the cheek. She was the young master Xie's favorite concubine, the proprietress of Guanyue Pavilion——Liu Shi .
"Don't worry about who she is, she's a fat sheep..."
Zhao Guanren said with an evil smile: "I will give her five hundred taels of chips later, and ask Yueya to take her to play with small animals. If she loses all, let her borrow as much as she wants, and finally lure her to use the heavy hammer to push you to the bottom of the box." Take out all those things for me!"