"Woo~ what should I do? What should I do..."
The little princess crouched on the ground holding her head, tears streaming down her cheeks, and the little eunuch also collapsed on the side like a mourning concubine, constantly talking about death, death.
But suddenly there was a "squeak", and the ventilation window above was suddenly opened. Zhao Guanren poked his head in, stretched out his hand and shouted, "Hey! Come up quickly!"
"Zhao Yunxuan!"
The little princess jumped up from the ground excitedly, but just grabbed his hand and cried again: "Help me, Boss Chen took my bellyband and panties, and drew my body, I have no clothes on Ah, what if they pass on the painting?"
"Come up quickly, I'll deal with that wicked bitch..."
Zhao Guanren pulled them out forcefully, made them hide in the grass in the backyard, drew out the steel knife and quickly rushed into the house, blood stained his hand and face a lot, but There is an extra cowhide satchel on his body.
"Let's go! I killed Boss Chen..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly ran to the back door. The two people who had no experience in rivers and lakes had no doubts about Zhao Guanren. They ran wildly after him with red faces, and finally returned to the woods by the river bank.
"Go outside and watch the wind, I can see if there is anything missing..."
Zhao Guanren deliberately pushed the little eunuch away, and then found a stack of IOUs from the bag, as well as the little princess's obscene trousers and apron, and a sketch drawn by himself. In fact, when Yueya took off the little princess's clothes, he Hiding outside the door and peeking.
"Great! Not much of the same..."
The little princess hugged him excitedly, but Zhao Guanren put the things back into the bag, and coveted: "Yongning! Your body is so beautiful, give me your bellyband as a souvenir, and I will cherish this painting, no Let outsiders see it, okay?"
"No! You are not someone else's county horse..."
The little princess lowered her head in embarrassment. This girl was as old as Yuniang, but in the Dashun Dynasty, she happened to be of a marriageable age, and there were plenty of mothers who were two years earlier.
"You've kissed me so many times tonight, I'm going to be a county horse..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly picked her up by the waist, no matter how old she was, he pressed her against the big tree and kissed her. The little princess let out a groan, then hugged his neck in confusion, and gave him a jerky response trembling.
"Hmm~ You hate it! He is a princess, and you are contemptuous of him..."
The little princess turned her head shyly, hugged his neck tightly and did not let go. If there were not too many mosquitoes in the forest, Zhao Guanren would be able to cook raw rice right now. This kind of rebellious and ignorant little girl is natural in front of him. It's within reach.
"My lord! There are many people coming ahead, let's go..."
The little eunuch hurried in, seeing that the two of them were sticking together, he quickly covered his eyes and urged again, then Zhao Guanren picked up the little princess, jumped up with the lightness kung fu he had just learned, and landed steadily. Landed on the boat.
"Come on! I'll teach you both how to say..."
Zhao Guanren pulled the little eunuch into the boat, untied the rope, and rowed towards the middle of the river. Then he cut off the clothes of the three of them, and carefully taught them how to lie.
"You row, row back..."
Zhao Guanren got into the awning and lay down. The little princess immediately fell on his chest, blinked her big watery eyes and kissed him, and said shyly, "You have to hide the painting well. People look at it, but you are the one who suffers!"
"Come on! It's cool to call the county horse master..."
"Master the county horse! My master's good county horse..."
The little princess leaned on him with winking eyes, and the young girl who was in love was also impulsive. Before she finished speaking, she took the initiative to kiss Zhao Guanren. The little eunuch said anxiously: "Master! Take care, don't get pregnant, go back But there is no way to explain it!"
"Yo~ you little eunuch still understands this, the emperor is the only man in the palace..."
Zhao Guanren raised his head amusedly, and the little princess smiled and said, "Who said that, aren't the princes and grandchildren all men?"
, Leisurely in the palace, my brothers, they understood that at the age of seven or eight, Little Kuizi reads a lot, and she often serves those sluts! Haha~"
"What rascals, the princess and other princesses..."
Zhao Guanren sat up with the little princess in his arms, his radiant expression was clearly saying... If you guys chatter about this, then I won't be sleepy.
"The adult princesses are all married, and there are only two princesses living in the palace..."
The little eunuch smiled and said: "There are many women in the palace and few men. There are many palace ladies who can't stand loneliness, especially concubines who have fallen out of favor. They know what it's like to be a man. They let us wait on you while bathing. Although they can't do serious things, but You can also secretly satisfy your hunger!"
"Are you cutting all or half, is there any clean cut..."
Zhao Guanren stared at him curiously like a baby, and asked, "Do you even have to wait on Chu Gong, and you also have to help wipe the little princess's butt?"
"Of course it's all cut. If a crop grows, it will be cut again..."
The little eunuch said: "There are also big rules for showing respect. For example, when the empress is traveling, the chief eunuch will call, take off the phoenix robe, sprinkle phoenix water, pinch the phoenix eyes, once, twice, and thirdly, wipe the eyes, but These are all servants of the court ladies, eunuchs can't wipe the buttocks of the master!"
"Nimma!
Zhao Guanren shook his head in admiration and said, "You have to have a rhythm when pulling a poop, and you're not afraid to pull your pants up!"
"Puff~"
The little princess laughed, and said: "That's why I don't like staying in the palace, there are a lot of broken rules, but my father just pointed at me to make the grandpa happy, and the grandpa is also reluctant to let me marry. You have to wait a few more years before you can marry me!"
"Then why are you willing to let you out this time, this is an epidemic area..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her thoughtfully, and the little princess smiled and said, "Grandpa Huang is afraid that the imperial envoy will deceive you, so he specially asked me to come here to see and ask more questions, and report to him one by one after returning to the palace. The Weichang was furious, and I begged Grandpa to change the yamen for you later, so that you would not be implicated!"
"Women don't care about men's affairs, you don't need to talk too much..."
Zhao Guanren had an expression of soft food and hard food, but the little princess liked him, hugging him happily couldn't be enough to kiss him, but suddenly a red official ship sailed ahead, and the guards shouted from afar stand up.
"Oh~ You guys are here, something big happened..."
The little eunuch knelt at the stern and wailed loudly. The people in the deep palace compound were different. They were all masters of acting. Even the little princess crawled out crying. Zhao Guanren simply tilted his head and pretended to be dead. Pig blood all over his face.
…
"Daddy!"
The little princess cried and threw herself into the arms of Prince Duan. Prince Duan had been waiting inside the gate of Xie Mansion for a long time. He hugged her excitedly and turned red, while Zhao Guanren was being carried by the guards with the door panel, looking half dead. .
'My mother! So many wives...'
Zhao Guanren took a sneak peek. There were many wives and concubines in Prince Duan's family. He really couldn't tell which one was the concubine, and how many half-sized sons and maids were there. There should be no elder sons who had already grown up.
"Daddy! Mother! There are thieves..."
The little princess cried and said: "Zhao Yunxuan and I were singing and dancing in the backyard. Ning'er was greedy for a while, so he went into the house with Zhao Yunxuan to eat fructose from Lantai County. How did he know that there was a secret passage in that house, and there were two masked thieves who were fascinated by it?" I fainted Ning'er, and took Ning'er away!"
"Secret passages?"
Prince Duan exclaimed in surprise: "Why is there a secret passage in the inner courtyard of the Xie Mansion, why didn't you tell the accompanying guards, who is so daring to kidnap my son!"
"Your Highness! Incompetent and incompetent..."
Zhao Guanren sat up pretending to be struggling, and said guiltily: "I was stunned together with the little princess. Fortunately, the city gate was locked in the dark, and the lucky thief imprisoned us in a gambling house. I found a chance to break free." The rope, killed two spies to rescue the princess!"
Prince Duan was startled and said angrily: "A lucky thief? How can there be a lucky thief in this Xie residence?"
"
It happened suddenly! I don't know the humble job... "
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "It may be related to the recent corpse plague. The auspicious man seems to be looking for something, and he attacked the princess when he couldn't find it. Your Highness can send someone to the secret passage to investigate!"
"Damn it! This king personally went to investigate..."
Prince Duan swears murderously, Zhao Guanren winks hastily, and the little princess cries and says that she is tired, and walks into the house with the princess in her arms, and the little eunuch also quickly chases after her.
"Your Highness, please follow me..."
Zhao Guanren clutched his chest and staggered forward. A large number of guards surrounded Prince Duan and followed him. Soon he came to the inner courtyard of Xie Mansion. After the guards moved away the big bed in a wing room, a neat bluestone tunnel was revealed .
"What a Xie family! How dare you harbor thieves, this king wants to kill all these thieves..."
Prince Duan roared ferociously, and the guards immediately went in with oil lamps. In fact, most of Xie's family members didn't know about this secret passage, but the Liu family in Guanyue Pavilion was not included, because it was her and Mr. Xie. Secret way of cheating.
'Hey~'
Zhao Guanren leaned to the side and smiled slyly. Liu Shi was kicked out from Xie's house. Although she had the name of a concubine with kidney deficiency, she was actually shared by father and son. Unfortunately, Mrs. Xie caught her in bed.
Mrs. Liu was thrown into a brothel to be a procuress after being beaten up by Mrs. Xie. Zhao Guanren noticed that she held a grudge against the Xie family, so he funded the Hexi casino for Liu's family more than ten days ago, earning more than Guanyue Pavilion. More than ten times more.
Although Liu Shi still maintains a wait-and-see attitude, while secretly operating the Hexi casino, while arguing with Xie Jiaxu, she has leaked all the Xie family's secrets.
"Your Highness!"
A guard came out of the secret passage, clasped his fists and said: "The secret passage leads directly to the house facing the street, there are traces of dragging and fighting, there are two bubbles of urine on the ground, and there are leftovers. It has been hidden in it for a long time!"
"Bastard! I'm going to destroy the whole family of Xie's family..."
Prince Duan roared again, while Zhao Guanren's brain was running fast. This matter was his temporary idea, and the planning was not perfect. There were several loopholes that had to be filled.
"Your Highness! Could you take a step to speak..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly cupped his fists and stepped forward. Prince Duan was slightly taken aback, and followed him to the next door with a frown.
"Your Highness! It's best to investigate this matter secretly, because the Princess is almost humiliated..."
Zhao Guanren said helplessly: "When the humble officer rescued the princess, the princess had already been stripped of his clothes by the thieves, and he was just one step away from getting it. Moreover, two thieves escaped. If they let them publicize this matter, I'm afraid it would be humiliating to the county." In the name of the Lord!"
"Dog thief!!!"
Prince Duan trembled with anger, and roared: "This group of goddamn thieves, this king will definitely tear their corpses to pieces!"
"Your Highness, calm down! The humble official has two plans, one is to catch the thief and kill him on the spot..."
Zhao Guanren said: "The second is to quickly send someone to pretend to be the princess, and go to a noisy place. Even if you can't catch the escaping thief, let them make up the propaganda. As long as the people see the little princess on the street, they will just pretend to be the princess." She's just playing around for a while!"
"Right, right, right, right, right..."
Prince Duan patted his head and said: "If the thief is allowed to escape, he will definitely shout out in front of the battle and use it to humiliate my border guards. At that time, Ning'er's reputation will not be guaranteed, and the emperor will punish me severely. You go quickly!" Do it, don't let others know about it!"
"Humble job! Let's borrow the little eunuch..."
Zhao Guanren ran out very readily. The ancients did not have a specific concept of time. Even if someone reported tomorrow that they saw him and the little princess in the casino, Prince Duan would not take it seriously, thinking that he was carrying a fake princess.
"Let's go! I'll take you to supper..."
Zhao Guanren took the little eunuch away with a smile. When he went out through the back door, he happened to see Xie's family being escorted over.