"Princess! Where are you..."
The guards suddenly heard shouts from outside the gate, what happened to the little princess last night, they dare not make any mistakes again, and Tan Qing stared at the little princess who was being spanked, feeling like the sky was falling , My head is full of images of being beheaded.
"Go away! Leave me alone..."
The little princess suddenly yelled, then raised her head pitifully, grabbed Zhao Guanren's trousers and shook it slightly, complaining: "Did you fall in love with my mother? Why don't you sleep with me? I want to sleep with you!"
"..."
Tan Qingning opened her mouth wide in shock, and quickly rubbed her eyeballs, for fear that she might be hallucinating.
"I won't sleep with you, I'm going to sleep with your aunt, as a son-in-law..."
Zhao Guanren glared at her viciously, the little princess immediately turned over, hugged his leg and said aggrievedly: "My aunt is not good-looking, an old lady, you can only be my county matriarch, at worst, you will be allowed to take a concubine, but You can only accept two at most!"
"I still need your permission to take a concubine? You can't tell the difference between the king and the king, you..."
Zhao Guanren lifted up her skirt and slapped her twice again through her panties. Scared, Tan Qingning suddenly knelt up and stammered, "Ben, concubines and county horses are not allowed to take concubines, only one official wife is allowed. , even if the Princess allows it, there is no title!"
"Who are you, you, go away..."
The little princess kicked her fiercely again, Tan Qingning hurriedly got up and wanted to run away, but Zhao Guanren dragged her back and said, "I'm not married, she's not married! If you dare to be the same as her again, I will kill you tomorrow." Go resign and marry her, and then put you to sleep and make you a concubine!"
"How can my master be a concubine? I promised the emperor and I didn't agree..."
The little princess sat up angrily, but after thinking about it, she said weakly: "Okay! Just don't bully her, you kowtow to me and call Madam, I will ask Grandpa Huang for a reward when I go back to the palace. Transfer you to be the commander of the harem guards, and marry with me in the future!"
"Damn, I don't dare!"
Tan Qingning waved her hands in embarrassment, and Zhao Guanren slapped the little princess's head, and said, "You have a lot of eyes, and you still want to get her into the harem to be bullied, right? Let's pretend nothing happened today, and be good to me." Wait here!"
Zhao Guanren pulled Tan Qingning up and walked towards the backyard. Tan Qingning finally let out a sigh of relief, and said anxiously: "What's going on, you... why are you getting on good terms with the little princess again? The crime of beheading!"
"Whoever asked her to beat you, I will beat whoever bullies you. The emperor is here..."
Tan Qingning suddenly covered his mouth, her eyes were moist and moved: "Sister knows that you are good to me, but I can't say such rebellious words anymore. Since the little princess likes you, you and I... Forget it, I don't want to Delay your future!"
"Fart! Who do you take me for..."
Zhao Guanren put his arms around her waist and said: "She stalked me when she saw that I was handsome, and I didn't promise her anything. I can only marry a wife in my life, and I can't get married. I don't want to be a son-in-law. Let us continue to stay together forever!"
"You go to accompany the little princess first, we will talk about the two of us later..."
Tan Qingning waved her hands and couldn't stand the excitement, so Zhao Guanren let go of her and said, "Tell you senior, just kill two secret agents of the Ji Kingdom and hand it over, as long as I confirm the corpses, let him stop thinking about claiming credit, it's good to keep the heads Already!"
"Hmm! Thanks..."
Tan Qingning hurriedly kissed him and ran away, but after Zhao Guanren walked back, the little princess did not stay honest.
The guards had already surrounded the inner house, and the servants were kneeling at the door in fear. Just after receiving the imperial edict, another princess came, and the ancestral tomb was about to explode with smoke.
"Get up! Get back to work..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hand and walked into the main room. The guards naturally recognized him. When they entered the door, they saw Yuniang and Luo Tan kneeling. also came.
"Princess!"
Song Chizhu's expression was uglier than crying. It was obvious that he didn't know that he was on the point of the gun. He said with a stiff smile: "Wei Chen is old and decrepit. I really can't move anymore. How about singing a song for you?"
"Why did you take a concubine before you married..."
The little princess threw the orange peel at Zhao Guanren angrily, and Luo Tan was already sweating profusely from fright, but Zhao Guanren waved to Xiao Kuizi and said, "Xiao Kuizi! You take the girls out first, and I will chat with Yongning about my private life." Come on, close the door!"
"Good sir!"
Xiaokuizi immediately went out with his entourage. Song Chizhu looked around and didn't dare to move, while Zhao Guanren sat at the table and blew a cigarette, saying, "What are you doing here? health care!"
"I came to tell you good news, you spanked my ass..."
The little princess jumped up and jumped into his arms, sat down on his lap, and fed him a piece of orange, Song Chizhu and Luo Tan almost stared out their eyes, Song Chizhu hurriedly lowered his head, The deputy servant's house didn't seem to see anything.
"Well~ you smoke, your mouth smells..."
The little princess acted coquettishly, and said on him: "The imperial envoy will send you an errand to investigate the Bian and Xie families, find out the real culprit behind the corpse plague, and choose a suitable weapon workshop in Lantai. , to build ordnance for the southern seven state guards, good job!"
"Um?"
Song Chizhu raised his head abruptly, and shook his head vigorously at Zhao Guanren.
"You think I'm stupid, this is cheating me..."
Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "The Bian family and your family are in-laws. How much money do you give your father every year? Will your father be happy if I kill them? There are also several important figures behind the Xie family. Xia Shoufu is one of the beneficiaries. I The two ends caught in the middle are not human, what a beautiful ass!"
"My county matriarch, whoever gives the silver is not giving it..."
The little princess stood up and said: "Bian Xie's family will be wiped out after death. The emperor sent my father down to test his ability, and then sent an old man who didn't deal with him. It was to let them supervise each other. They Who cares about the money, doing the errands beautifully is more important than anything else!"
"I'll go! You can also have this insight..."
Zhao Guanren acted as if he didn't know her. When it came to this kind of thing, she didn't look like a little girl at all, and she analyzed it logically.
"I've seen a lot in the palace, the emperor is fine, and he's testing me on political affairs..."
The little princess said arrogantly: "My father came down this time because he had a marriage contract with the Bian family, and secondly, the emperor wanted to beat the prince. He did a few bad things that made the emperor unhappy. Hearing that my father accompanied the imperial envoy to come Lan Tai, his face turned pale on the spot, for fear that he would be destroyed!"
"Then what does your father mean, whether to protect the Bian family..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her seriously, and the little princess spread his hands and said, "Daddy said that he wants to test you to see if you can take on this important task. Elder Ge also meant the same thing. That's why I said it's a good job. If you finish the job, you can be promoted." Get rich again!"
"Um!"
Zhao Guanren nodded thoughtfully, but the little princess suddenly took out a gold medal, sat on the grand teacher's chair and said, "Thank you Luo, right! It's not good for me to be a lady when we meet for the first time
Empty hands, come here and kowtow to me and offer tea, and this gold medal for immunity will be rewarded to you! "
"Xie Princess Enshang, no no! Xie Madam Enshang..."
Luo Tan crawled over excitedly, picked up the teacup and handed it over and kowtowed three more times, but Zhao Guanren was surprised and said: "What's the difference between the gold medal for exempting crime and the gold medal for exempting death? Why don't you give me one?"
"Why do you want this, I am your gold medal to avoid death..."
The little princess threw the gold medal to Luo Tan, and said: "The iron certificate of Danshu is for civilian use, and the gold medal for exempting from guilt is for the imperial family of Dashun. As long as it is not conspiracy, it is fine for your cook to kill someone. This is the real gold medal for exempting from death." , Dan Shu Iron Coupon is nothing!"
"Then I want one too, take it out and pretend..."
Zhao Guanren was a little excited, this little girl is just a humanoid cheat, but the little princess spread her hands and said: "No more! These are the walnuts I used to shoot and feed to the emperor's grandfather. I just remembered it when I was eating walnuts. Who is okay to take it?" This!"
"..."
Zhao Guanren and Song Chizhu were speechless. This little girl actually used it to shoot walnuts, a treasure that the big family wanted to snatch, and it was an even more awesome upgraded version.
"Thank you ma'am! Thank you ma'am..."
Luo Tan's head was pounding with excitement, and tears were about to burst into tears, while the little princess yawned, and said lazily: "The master is tired! You go to see my father, remember to take me to the cruise ship at night." He, call this fat man together, he sings well!"
"Thank you Princess for the gold award, I will learn a few new songs when I go back..."
Song Chizhu bowed with a smile on his face, and couldn't help pinching his orchid fingers, and the little princess ran over to kiss Zhao Guanren, and then left with his entourage in a mighty manner.
"Master Zhao! You have reached the sky in one step, you are awesome! You are really awesome..."
Song Chizhu gave a thumbs up in admiration, while Zhao Guanren said thoughtfully: "Since the imperial envoys are not here for money, what do you think they are for? Is there any treasure in the Bian and Xie families?"
"I've never heard of it..."
Song Chizhu blinked and said: "However, the Bian family has always been very confident. It seems that the imperial envoys will not do anything to them, but the Xie family is anxious like ants on a hot pot, but you don't have to think too much. You will know when you go to the trial tomorrow. After all, you are now half an imperial envoy!"
"If the errand is easy to handle, that old fox Xia Ge, how could he leave the errand to me..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and sat back, looking at Aunt Luo who was holding the gold medal and looking happy, he said with a smile: "I am satisfied now, tomorrow you will use this brand to knock Qianhu on the head, and then slap him a few big mouths, see Does he dare to fight with you!"
"Oh, how can the slave family cause trouble for the master..."
Luo Tan sat in his arms coquettishly, and said with a smile: "My family can have this blessing, it's not because you have the ability, but it's a pity that the county matriarch can't take concubines. The dream of my family to be a second wife is shattered, and I will give it to you in the future." You can be a girl in the same room!"
"Is there a difference between a second wife and a concubine? Aren't you the second wife now..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her inexplicably, while Song Chizhu smiled and said: "The second room is the wife of the side room. You are considered a husband and wife to your lord, and you have to worship the heavens and the earth when you enter the door. Otherwise, why would you talk about three wives and four concubines? A concubine is just an aunt. The servant girl is promoted to aunt!"
"Tsk tsk~ There are so many tricks..."
Zhao Guanren patted Luo Tan's waist and stood up, and said: "Joke is a joke! The gold medal is put away, I can't talk about the matter with the little princess, help me change into the new official uniform, Lao Song will accompany me for a walk Xie Mansion, I want to see what kind of medicine the old fox sells!"