"La la la..."
The little princess walked towards the harem bouncing around, looking like an innocent and beautiful girl. Princess Yaoyue squinted at her with a displeased face, but she still put on a proud posture, no matter how she looked, she looked like a Proud pullet.
"Eunuch Tian!"
Zhao Guanren walked side by side with the eunuch, and asked: "There should be a curfew in the palace at night, so who can haunt the imperial garden at night or early in the morning?"
"Curfew! Lock down on time every night for a curfew..."
Eunuch Tian nodded and said: "Except for the ministers on duty at night who carry the waist badge, generally no one is allowed to leave the palace without authorization. There will be guards who will conduct interrogation, and no one will enter or leave the imperial garden after dark. The imperial garden will also be locked and closed. Prevent assassins from hiding in it!"
"Elder-in-law! It's time for us to help each other..."
Zhao Guanren said in a low voice: "You find someone to cover the empty salary, and I will be responsible for searching him. You also have to do me a favor with the headless female corpse, and show me the way based on your experience. In case it gets dark If you can’t find out, if the emperor cuts me off in a rage, I’ll be in trouble!”
"Yuanchun! He's the mastermind of the empty pay, just check on him..."
Eunuch Tian whispered: "Actually, it's not a big deal for the masters to kill a servant. They can be carried out for burial if they report a sickness. Those who conceal and don't report are slaves who kill slaves, but Yuhuayuan has the ability to bury people." , You said it’s not good to bury, isn’t burying the imperial garden waiting to be beheaded!”
Zhao Guanren said depressedly: "Just because you said it, doesn't mean you didn't say it. Can you give me some dry goods?"
"The old slave will let you know..."
Eunuch Tian said again in a low voice: "I have counted the people who are on empty pay. The list is full of old empty pay. There is only one person who is really missing, and that is the little eunuch in Liu Huangfei's palace. She reported her disappearance by herself, so where is the female corpse?" Come on, I really don't know!"
"Concubine Liu Gui?"
Zhao Guanren was stunned for a moment and said: "Prince Duan's biological mother, the little princess' grandma, please tell me quietly if there is any secret way in and out of this palace, and I will never let it out!"
"It's absolutely impossible! There's a secret way..."
Eunuch Tian quickly waved his hands and said, "Prince Duan's birth mother is Imperial Concubine Liu. Concubine Liu is the nephew of her clan. If she doesn't enter the palace, the little princess has to call her cousin. A prince was born five years ago. In recent years, she has been regarded as more popular. Beloved, it doesn't rule out that someone deliberately framed her as the blame!"
"Elder-in-law! Please step forward and lead the way..."
Zhao Guanren yelled on purpose, and Yaoyue stopped in a tacit understanding. He walked over and said in a low voice: "Princess! You have revealed the truth to the lower officials, so I can help you hide it. Don't find out about you in the end." , You are unlucky to implicate me too!"
"Go check it out, it's none of my business..."
Yaoyue said without looking sideways: "The male corpse must be Concubine Liu Gui's little eunuch. She reported a disappearance last month. Her face changed just now. She must have concealed something. I'm not afraid to tell you, Concubine Liu Gui I like the immature little eunuch the most, like a wolf like a tiger!"
"I knew you would say that, princess! Your candy is gone..."
Zhao Guanren stopped and took out a candy, Yaoyue snorted coldly and followed Eunuch Tian.
"Give me sugar!"
The little princess ran over and snatched the candy, and said with a contemptuous smile as she walked: "The old women are slandering Concubine Liu Gui, it is 100% because of their good deeds, they are jealous that our natal family is favored by the emperor, and the princes have more children than them, her natal family People are a bunch of ugly ghosts!"
"It's not that simple..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said, "Someone purposely wanted to make a big deal out of it. Maybe it wasn't just for the harem. It's just that I happened to be mean and exposed the matter. I hope your grandpa won't silence me!"
"Since my grandfather asked you to be investigated by a foreign minister, it means that he no longer trusts anyone in the palace..."
The little princess said in a low voice: "You are a fledgling boy again, as long as you don't break taboos,
He will never kill you easily, right! What did Dead Yaoyue give you, it must be more than money, she is a slut who will not give up until she achieves her goal! "
"I said I wanted to sleep with your aunt, and she asked me to be her son-in-law..."
Zhao Guanren raised his brows proudly, but the little princess said disdainfully: "Just talk! Yaoyue doesn't like men at all, you can even say that she hates men. She likes to rub the mirror with women. There is not a single eunuch in the bedroom, and the women are good friends." Lots!"
"I'll go! No wonder it's an old maid..."
Zhao Guanren was surprised and understood that it happened that Concubine Liu Gui's bedroom had arrived, and the four-in-one courtyard was not as big as his house, but it was considered an extraordinary status in the palace.
As soon as I entered the door, I saw Concubine Liu Gui holding a child, sitting in the courtyard and said coldly: "I knew that there was a bitch who wanted to frame this concubine! Hmph~"
"Your Majesty! I have offended you, and I am ordered to investigate the case..."
Zhao Guanren stepped forward to bow his hands to salute, the little princess immediately winked, two maids pestered Princess Yaoyue to invite her to drink tea, Eunuch Tian also sat down on the stone bench knowingly, Concubine Liu quickly walked into the room, and Zhao Guanren and the others led them into the back hall.
"I really didn't do it, that little ghost has been missing for half a month..."
Concubine Liu Gui stomped her feet angrily, Zhao Guanren put his arms around the little princess and said with a smile: "Your Majesty! We are our own people, otherwise the Crown Princess will be thrown into limbo. Just tell me the truth, we know you like to be served by little eunuchs, I It won't hurt you!"
"Ouch~ You and Yongning are really a good match..."
Concubine Liu Gui pampered the little princess, and after brewing her emotions for a while, she finally told the truth.
"My lord Zhao! This concubine is telling you the truth. Ever since I gave birth to my dragon son, I've been crazy. I've been thinking about men over and over again at night. I can't even apply ice..."
Concubine Liu Gui snarled, "Eunuch! Everyone in the harem is tacitly aware that nothing can happen anyway, but the missing little dead ghost is not tight-lipped, so I sent someone to silence him in a fit of anger, but he actually ran away early." Yes, I haven't found it after three days of searching!"
"Concubine!"
Zhao Guanren frowned and said, "Does the little eunuch have something against you, and wanted to give it to another concubine for self-protection, but he was silenced?"
"Absolutely not! Even though he is a eunuch, it is a disaster for people to find out..."
Concubine Liu Gui said firmly: "I've always been very cautious. I let them go after I searched after serving, and never let them enter the house to serve. Besides, I have nothing to arrest, but adults can check Liushang. The milk is the mother, and the news is better than us!"
"As a digression, where does the emperor usually sleep and who sleeps with the most..."
Zhao Guanren scanned the inside and outside, but found nothing unusual. There were only six eunuchs and court ladies inside and outside.
"The emperor usually sleeps in the Qi Refining Pavilion, and whoever flips the brand will go over to serve..."
Concubine Liu Guifei said: "The emperor has been to Bai Guifei's palace the most recently. The little bitch just gave birth to a prince, and paid a lot of money to buy the imperial hospital, telling the emperor that human milk is the best for health, and it is best to be his own child. From time to time, I run over to drink milk!"
"I'll go! There are so many ways to compete for favor..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head dumbfounded, asked a few things, and then left. The concubines are also divided into factions, mainly the Queen's Party, the Prince's birth mother, the Queen's Party, the Prince Duan's birth mother, and the Lenggong Party, which is not related to either side. .
"Concubine Zhou Xian! I'll bring Mrs. Zhao to ask a few words..."
Princess Yaoyue led Zhao Guanren into the door, and the little princess sat in the courtyard very tactfully. The two of them cooperated very tacitly now, and whoever belonged to him would be brought in for questioning. Eunuch Tian was also a super old fritter, standing Studying snails under the grape trellis.
"Master Zhao is lucky, a little money for tea..."
Concubine Zhou Xian took out two gold ingots as soon as she entered the door. Princess Yaoyue was a little displeased and wanted to speak, but Zhao Guanren
But raised his hand and said: "Princess! Please don't interrupt me when I ask questions. My head is tied on the waistband of my trousers. I will fight with my life if anyone wants to fool me!"
"You didn't ask for this, I think you are the real god of plague..."
Princess Yaoyue rolled her eyes in disdain, but she sat down on the chair obediently, but Concubine Zhou Xian was embarrassed holding two gold ingots.
"Thank you for your kindness, my lord, there are many people in the palace, and my ministers dare not take them indiscriminately..."
Zhao Guanren declined politely: "Your Majesty probably guessed it. The sewage has already been poured on you. She said that you and Concubine Liu Gui are like wolves and tigers in the harem. The dead eunuch has a good mouth and wants to transition to you to serve her personally, but Competing for favor was killed!"
"Nonsense! Fucking swine fever farts..."
Concubine Zhou Xian immediately showed a fierce look, she was neither virtuous nor dignified, but Zhao Guanren tricked her out of her old ways with a few words, but she also had nothing to do with the missing eunuch, and she had never even met him.
"Go! The next one..."
Zhao Guanren accelerated the speed of inspection. There are more than nine thousand rooms in the imperial palace, and there are more than two thousand in the harem. He checked the residences of more than ten concubines, but still found nothing, not even a clue of murder. less than.
"Oh~ I can see it..."
Zhao Guanren leaned against the palace wall and lit a cigarette, looked at the princess, the princess and the eunuch with a wry smile and said, "Before I entered the palace, I thought the ladies were dignified and virtuous, but in the end they were all superficial work. A group of vixens will be ready to fuck in no time!"
"Of course! First-class concubine, second-class concubine, and third-class concubine stand aside. There are twenty-seven levels of concubines..."
Yaoyue said indifferently: "The dignified and virtuous ones are either in the cold palace or sitting on the bench. Most of them have never served the emperor in their entire lives. Women who can be concubines are all human beings. We didn't take them with us. See, the girls you see are all ladies!"
"I don't understand what you guys are arguing about..."
Zhao Guanren pointed to the ground and said: "What you are fighting for is not the country at all, but this big prison under your feet. The emperor is the head of the prison here. When will you tear down the city wall and dare to go to the streets with a few guards? That is the real life, otherwise you will be in prison!"
"Master Zhao! This old slave has spent most of his life in the palace, and you are the first person who dares to tell the truth..."
The eunuch also leaned against the wall and looked at the sky, and said: "But we are all birds in this cage. We must fight when we come in. If we don't fight, life is better than death. The deep palace officials don't care about feelings, only about interests!"
"I hate it here, but I want it, it's ridiculous..."
Yaoyue walked forward with a miserable smile, and the little princess waved her hand and said, "Let's go! You just saw all the high-class people, and now I will take you to see the low-class people. After reading it, you will know why they Breaking the head will also compete for the top position!"
"Then let's get acquainted..."
Zhao Guanren walked forward with the three of them, but Eunuch Tian stopped and asked, "Master Zhao! Do you really want to investigate thoroughly? Pull out the radish and bring out the mud. There is no one with a clean ass in this harem, waiting for you to go out." How do you deal with them when they blow the pillow wind?"
"Eunuch! If I don't understand the errand, the emperor will open the ladle for me..."
Zhao Guanren pressed his shoulders and said: "I must investigate this matter thoroughly, but it is only limited to me, otherwise everything will be stabbed upwards. I have a few heads that are not enough to chop off. For example, the little eunuch drugged the girls. I'm going to rot in my stomach!"
"..."
Eunuch Tian trembled suddenly, his forehead was filled with cold sweat instantly, bowed and said: "This old slave will have the bottom line if you have an adult, and I will go to interrogate you for the adult. Who dares to be dishonest, I will tear it up with my own hands." Rotten his mouth!"
"Thank you, father-in-law! But what I want is the truth, not a top-notch person, father-in-law has bothered..."