Zhao Guanren had seen the majesty of the great eunuch. Except for the empress and imperial concubine, almost everyone was fawning on him. He sat on a chair, and the emperor's wives immediately surrounded him, flattering him and beating his legs. Rubbing shoulders, the treatment is more generous than that of the emperor.
"Okay! This nine-thousand-year-old treatment..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and wandered around the compound of the "ladies". They are the lowest-ranking concubines in reserve, and their status is not even as high as that of the senior court ladies. Dozens of people are crowded in a compound, two people share a room, and they want the eunuch to run away. Legs cost money.
"You're right, people in the palace call him Lord Qiantui in private..."
Yaoyue accompanied him to the backyard, and said: "Do you know why the little princess is favored? Prince Duan raised up Eunuch Tian's entire family. He taught Yongning's skills. Even I dare not offend the old man. But he was stunned by your violent punches today, and the cold sweat on his back hasn't stopped!"
"It seems that I punched the teacher to death..."
Zhao Guanren looked at the front yard with his soul-chasing eyes. The ladies had already been chased away by the little princess, and they were whispering on Eunuch Tian's shoulder. This time, she was teaching Eunuch Tian how to do it. It's not as good as the little princess knows him.
"This is the life of the inferior people. If they didn't come out today, they wouldn't even know what the emperor looks like..."
Princess Yaoyue said: "They may never have the chance to see them in their entire lives, and they cannot enter the imperial tomb even if they die. Those with family members can take their bones back, and those without family members can just bury them outside the palace without even a tombstone. lived a lifetime!"
"Imperial power is to ruin people, a group of sick people, torture a group of poor people..."
Zhao Guanren curled his lips in disdain, while Yaoyue said in surprise: "You really dare to say anything. It seems that you have never been afraid of imperial power. Flattery and flattery are all illusions. I even suspected that you wanted to rebel. And so dismissive, I really don't understand you!"
"You don't even like men, how can you understand me..."
Zhao Guanren pinched her face jokingly, Yaoyue's face turned red, but Zhao Guanren laughed and walked out.
Eunuch Tian has recovered his respectful attitude, bowed his waist and said with a smile: "Master Zhao! Our family has some reliable eyes and ears among the servants. Call them to ask carefully. There must be clues to the headless female corpse!"
"Old Tian! You still don't understand the emperor, do you really think he cares about a headless female corpse..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and walked out of the courtyard. The three of them were stunned by one sentence, and they looked at each other in surprise.
"That's right! He doesn't ask questions all the time, he's not investigating a case at all..."
The little princess suddenly came to her senses, and Yaoyue also said in a deep voice: "It seems that we are all kept in the dark. The emperor's big fight is definitely not because of a female corpse. There must be something hidden in it, father-in-law! You have to check it out carefully. , it will be over when the fire burns to the body!"
"Alas~ the eagle who has been playing with eagles all his life has finally been pecked blind..."
Eunuch Tian waved his hands in frustration and said: "This God of Plague doesn't follow the routine at all. My brain has turned him into a mess. I can't guess what the emperor is thinking. I'm afraid our old bone will have to explain it." , Your Highnesses should do it for themselves!"
"Huh? Master Zhao, why did you come here alone? I'm afraid it's inconvenient..."
A female official who was still living in the dormitory blocked the entrance of the courtyard and looked to both sides wonderingly, but Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette and said: "You are almost going to be hacked all over the house, what's the inconvenience, wait for me to tell you It's convenient for you to step over the corpse, right?"
"The next official is not guilty! If you don't
I am afraid that the empress will blame me, please feel free to check... "
The old women stepped aside in a neither humble nor overbearing manner, and directly pointed out the backer behind her, but Zhao Guanren sneered and said: "I will check your empress' lair later, you stand here for me, dare to come in and make trouble for the young master!" You ride a wooden donkey!"
"you… "
The faces of the old women turned pale in an instant. I have never seen such a rogue and arrogant official, but they still hang their heads and dare not put a fart on them.
"Come out and stand in line in the yard..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the courtyard and yelled. Shangshuju occupied a large courtyard independently. There were no less than dozens of rooms inside and outside. Two or three hundred court ladies hurried out of the house and stood in line. A real man who entered.
"Good guy!"
Zhao Guanren opened his peach eyes and looked around, and found several court ladies with "numbers" on their heads. The tallest one had even experienced three men, and his favor rate far exceeded that of the poor ladies. hard.
"You two come out and accompany me to the backyard to have a look..."
Zhao Guanren pointed at two young court ladies at any time, and the two women accompanied him to the backyard anxiously. There was a well in the backyard, but the well in the palace was very narrow, and adults could only put their heads in it to prevent someone from throwing themselves into the well. Or cast a corpse.
'Not this well...'
Zhao Guanren looked into the well and was sure that the well leading to the epidemic department was very deep, and there was water in the well up to his knees. However, he walked in and out of the west side twice, and it turned out that the two wells were not secret passages.
"What do the words on the bucket mean, and what does Dongshisan of Shangbei Bureau stand for..."
Zhao Guanren pointed to a row of wooden frames beside the courtyard wall. He suddenly realized that he had misunderstood. He only saw that six large drainage buckets were placed neatly among them. Each bucket was inlaid with a bronze plaque, but there were four four-column tiles in the east, west, north, and south. direction.
"Returning to the adults, each courtyard has a different number..."
A court lady bent her knees and said: "East refers to the courtyard on the east side of the harem, and east ten refers to the Fushou Hall. There is no well in the Fushou Hall. We have to prepare water and send it there. The third represents the third bucket. Ladies love to be clean. The bucket Do not mix them!"
"Come here! Grandpa asks you a question..."
Zhao Guanren sat on the well and beckoned, and said with a smile: "You two have been favored by someone, are you pregnant with the son and grandson of the dragon, but seducing the prince and the grandson is the most likely to be killed, but giving the girl the medicine of rejuvenation, this But it is a great crime to destroy the Nine Clans!"
"No! The servant has never done it..."
The two little maids were so frightened that they knelt down on the ground in panic, their delicate bodies trembling as violently as chaff.
"I haven't done it before, how could I pick you two, they have betrayed you long ago..."
Zhao Guanren patted both of them on the head one by one, and said: "You alone! You two! Every yamen is ready to take the place of the dead, and you two are here, but as long as you tell the truth, I can let you go. Where did the medicine come from?"
"My lord! We are also forced. If we don't take medicine, we will be excluded. Life is worse than death..."
A little court lady said tremblingly: "The medicine, the medicine was secretly brought in by the imperial doctor at a high price by the female officials, and forced us to drink it in the tea of the ladies. When they are dry, they will ask the eunuch to serve them. A large sum of money will be rewarded, and then they will take more than half of it!"
"Don't say you are forced, you are also good..."
Zhao Guanren sneered and said: "You can serve the prince and grandson after taking the medicine, and once you are pregnant, you can turn over and be the master, but
Is this medicine really so miraculous? Is there any lady who can resist it? Who else wants it the most? "
"Tang Guifei wants the most, the most fierce. She is hungry and thirsty without medicine, and Liu Guifei is almost the same..."
The little maid trembled and said: "Only Concubine Tong Gui and Concubine Bai Shu can endure it. The other concubines basically have eunuchs who eat the right food, but it is said that the queen and imperial concubine know that this is their means of controlling people. Whoever gave birth to the prince Just give it to anyone!"
"Shh, don't let this matter become a big deal..."
Zhao Guanren said in a low voice: "You two are pitiful people. People used you as scapegoats. I won't investigate you, so I'll pretend that I didn't ask about that. That's right! Who destroyed the dead gold treasure? Mouth, who is the headless female corpse?"
"The servant really doesn't know, no one has figured it out..."
The little maid panicked and said: "It's clear that someone is causing trouble. Burying people in the imperial garden, the young chick who just entered the palace would not do that. There are really no girls in the harem. It's just that Jin Bao wants to take down Concubine Bai Shu. It suddenly disappeared!"
"Um?"
Zhao Guanren was surprised and said, "Isn't prescribing medicine useless to Concubine Bai Shu?"
"Jin Bao's mouth is very good at coaxing people, there is no lady who doesn't like him..."
The palace maid whispered: "Concubine Bai Shu just gave birth to the little prince, and the emperor is very precious. The empress and the others naturally want to grab her pigtails and force her to stand on their side. There must be a master who lured Jin Bao with a lot of money and asked him to give Concubine Bai Shu to him." Take it!"
"Concubine Bai Shu, is it interesting..."
Zhao Guanren nodded and asked a few more things. He took out a handful of golden melon seeds and gave them to the two of them. He said, "If you don't want to die, keep your mouth shut and discuss how to deal with your boss. That's right! Where is Xishi?"
"The Palace of Compassion and Filial Piety! The bedroom of the empress..."
The two young maids also stood up, but Zhao Guanren was startled. The secret passage had actually been dug under the queen's ass. No wonder no one had discovered it for so many years. It seemed that the water in the palace was deeper than he thought.
"My lord! If a court lady seduces you, you must not agree..."
A court lady whispered: "The harem has not been able to enter a wild man for hundreds of years. Some court ladies have received special training. Once your seeds are given to them, they can get them into other people's stomachs. As long as that person has been lucky recently, They dare to say that they are dragons!"
Zhao Guanren was surprised and said, "No way, what are you going to do if you're lucky?"
"Dragon species can't be conceived if you want to conceive..."
The palace lady said: "Master nodded, so we can keep the seeds. Otherwise, if a bowl of fetal scraping medicine is poured down, all the work will be wasted, but occasionally there are fish that slip through the net, so they dare to borrow the seeds, but if something happens, you will definitely die." implicated!"
"Damn! No wonder someone is looking at me lewdly..."
Zhao Guanren walked out in disbelief, feeling that these women were all psychologically distorted, and they would do anything for the sake of superiority, and this was just the tip of the iceberg in the secrets of the harem, the secret passage under the queen's buttocks, just thinking about it makes people shivers down the spine.
"Zhao Yunxuan!"
As soon as Zhao Guanren stepped out of the gate of the dormitory, the empress came to him aggressively, pointing at him and shouting: "Who allowed you to trespass on the harem alone, you, a rebellious minister and thief who caused trouble in the palace, gave him to you!" Take this palace!"
"噢噢噌..."
A group of harem female guards pulled out their steel knives one after another, and rushed towards Zhao Guanren without saying a word. They were all very skilled, but even Zhao Guanren didn't expect that these people would dare to kill them.