"Tonight, the breeze blows my heart, and how many dusty past feelings come back to my heart..."
It was rare for Zhao Guanren to sing seriously. He moved tables and chairs and sat outside the gate of Tianhe Hall. Drinks and side dishes were placed on the table. Right in front of him was the Zhongyang Hall. Emperor Yao is choosing his concubine in the study behind him.
"What song are you humming? It's so nice..."
Jin Wuming came from the side with a golden light, beckoned the eunuch to bring a maza, and then sat down at the table and started eating and drinking, not being polite to him at all, and his rough eating was not like a grand commander.
Zhao Guanren said casually: "Where in life do we not meet each other! Don't you need to sleep, Cheng Su will watch you jump around like a monkey!"
"My great master! You will be full of energy after sleeping for an hour or two every day..."
Jin Wuming wiped his shiny mouth, picked up his cigarette and lit a cigarette, and said: "I don't make regular rounds on weekdays, usually I stand in the early morning and act as the door god, and I have nothing to do to rectify the imperial guards and imperial guards, and then Let's go back to the mansion for a family reunion, it's rare to spend the night in the palace!"
"Let me guess!"
Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "You must have a lot of wives and concubines. If you have nothing to do, you can go back to the mansion to find a wife and have children. The children are all studying in the school run by the royal family. There are too many wives and children. You have a heavy burden, and the family is a daughter-in-law. You have fifty dollars in your pocket." I can't take out both!"
Jin Wuming said in astonishment: "How do you know?"
"Don't be ashamed of yourself! Commander..."
Zhao Guanren took out a lighter from his sleeve, and said contemptuously, "If you smoke a cigarette, you can take one with another. You can even use my lighter. Who doesn't know that you are poor. I will give you a collector's edition later. You can't take the pure gold one. Otherwise, the emperor will think that I bought you!"
"Pure gold! I really didn't pay attention, I got used to it, I'm fine with the emperor's lighter..."
Jin Wuming laughed awkwardly and said: "My wife is my master's daughter. I spoiled her since I was a child. She said that a man will turn bad when he has money. She only gives me ten taels of silver every day. Anyway, I never eat treats." , basically enough, but recently bought a lot of cigarettes, money is a bit tight!"
"Hehe~"
Zhao Guanren smiled narrowly and said, "You have the picture in the cigarette case, the Water Margin Warriors series or the Three Kingdoms Gods series?"
"Hell! He is definitely a hero of the Three Kingdoms. We can't look down on those gangsters in the Water Margin..."
Jin Wuming took out a stack of colored pictures from his sleeve, and said excitedly: "One hundred and eight generals from the Three Kingdoms, I am only short of Hei Lu Bu and God Guan Yu. I dare say that there are not as many as I have gathered in the entire capital. A few days ago, Wang wanted to trade Xiao Qiao and me for Naked Diaochan, did he think I was stupid, Naked Diaochan had already copied five hundred taels of it!"
"Amazing!"
Zhao Guanren laughed and said, "Naked Diaochan is very rare. The cigarette factory has produced a total of 300 copies, but Naked Xiaoqiao is also quite rare. A thousand copies are not much distributed to the whole country. I have it in this cigarette case!"
"Really? Why didn't you say it earlier, I haven't seen Naked Little Joe yet..."
Jin Wuming hurriedly tore open his cigarette case, and as expected, he took out a picture of Xiao Qiao going out of the bath. His eyeballs widened instantly, and he suddenly jumped up and exclaimed: "I won the lottery! This is the winning card, second-class card." Award, five hundred taels of silver!"
"No life! What are you arguing about? What happened..."
Emperor Shun Yao suddenly opened the door of the palace, and ran out with disheveled hair. Jin Wuming hurriedly knelt down and said in embarrassment: "Your Majesty! I have lost my composure and disturbed you. Zhang Naked Xiao Qiao won the second prize!"
"Xiao Qiao also has naked ones? Let me see..."
Emperor Shunyao took the pictures and looked at them, pointed at Zhao Guanren and said, "Are you stupid? The tobacco shop was opened by his side family. He doesn't have any pictures you want. Let him give you two sets later, and then I'll get you another set." Two sets of what kind of commemorative boxes, so you won’t have to open cigarette cases all day long!”
"Godfather! What you said is wrong..."
Zhao Guanren got up and said with a smile: "Isn't the Commander dismantling pictures, no? What he dismantles is a dream, just like he cut off the head of the enemy chief with his own hands, and I gave the head to him. It feels the same. The Commander has someone to do it." The dream of a god general, you can't let his dream be shattered!"
"That's really good! To kill someone, you have to cut it with your own hands, and to dismantle cigarettes, you have to dismantle it with your own hands..."
Jin Wuming said excitedly: "It's very exciting when you open the cigarette case, because you never know what you will find, especially when you open the hidden card, for example, when I took out the naked Diao Chan, I was so excited. I didn't sleep at night, and the next day my house was full of people, begging me to show them!"
"Being a king is different from being a general. I only want the result, regardless of the process..."
Emperor Shunyao said proudly: "God son! You will send someone to send me two sets into the palace tomorrow, and I want a gold gift box too, by the way! Did Bianji Yanfang really distribute black Lu Bu and God Guan Yu? You didn't show up, I always feel that you are cheating money!"
"How could it be possible to swindle money? People who swindle money don't even report to officials..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "However, there are only eight copies of these two ultimate characters, and they will be released at the beginning of next month. I don't know which cigarettes will be stuffed into them. Anyway, four copies will definitely go to Beijing. By the end of the year There will also be a commemorative version of Hongmeiyan, ten sets of ultimate characters, and a thousand sets of hidden characters!"
"Damn it! You guys are so treacherous..."
Jin Wuming scolded angrily: "I had the cheek to ask the emperor to borrow money, and I used all of it to buy cigarettes. I couldn't take the last two apart, but you still kept them in your hands. If I couldn't leave the capital, I would I will definitely kill you to scold your mother in your cigarette shop, I don't care! You have to give me two!"
"Huh? Don't you want the dream of a god general..."
Emperor Shun Yao looked at him funny, while Jin Wuming smiled wryly and said, "Buying cigarettes is too much money, and my wife is chasing and scolding me every day, and there are only four ultimate figures in Beijing, unless I am lucky, Otherwise, it is tantamount to idiot's dream!"
"Look, give you to the poor, I will reward you five thousand taels for buying cigarettes, don't tell your wife..."
Emperor Shun Yao waved his hand dumbfounded, Eunuch Tian ran over with a smirk, but just as he was about to close the door of the main hall, Jin Wuming hesitated and shouted: "Your Majesty! That... Naked Xiao Qiao, have you finished your reward? Can I return it to the minister after the reward is over?"
"Which one of you has seen that I have finished rewarding you, come to the Imperial Study Room tomorrow morning to pick it up..."
Emperor Shun Yao took the picture and went to the lamp to take a closer look, and walked into the temporary bedroom with deep eyes. Eunuch Tian left a crack in the door and said with a smile: "Commander! You really can't open any pot, and the emperor is about to Put your gun on the horse, don't keep it for fun!"
"Blame me! I can't hold my breath, drink..."
Jin Wuming sighed and sat back, but just after having a drink with Zhao Guanren, he asked, "Your Majesty! Do all the beauties of the Three Kingdoms have hidden versions without clothes on? I really like the heroic Sun Shangxiang. Can you... Do you want to get two of them?"
"Of course I have them all. The beauties of the Three Kingdoms will release a hidden series. I have an enlarged and enhanced version, a screaming version in the bridal chamber, a streaking version on horseback, and a special royal version. Outsiders can't get it..."
Zhao Guanren raised his brows at him squintingly, Jin Wuming's face turned red with excitement, picked up the flagon and "Zi Liu" took a sip, and said in a low voice: "I want them all, the small ones are not fun, I want them Big one, I'll exchange it with you for a heavenly sword!"
"We are gentlemen, if we change it, it will hurt our feelings, and if we use it for fun..."
Zhao Guanren took out two packs of cigarettes and threw them to him, and said with a smile: "My wife gets all my cigarettes from the tobacco shop, and the chance of winning is relatively high. Try your luck, right! How much is the difference between the ten great masters?" , such as the gap between you and Qianyexuan!"
"Let me tell you the truth, in fact, there are only five great masters..."
Jin Wuming said seriously: "The realm of the five great masters is extraordinary and refined, far from being comparable to the bottom five on the celestial list. Although I am ranked sixth on the celestial list, I can beat ten of Qianyexuan.
No problem, it's just that many people don't understand, thinking that those who enter the Tianbang are all great masters, but in fact the last five are all made up! "
"oh?"
Zhao Guanren was surprised and said, "Qianye Xuan is third, so who are the first and second?"
"The first guru is Dashun's Master Guoci. It's just that Master Guoci likes to travel around. No one knows where he is. I haven't heard about him for many years..."
Jin Wuming said: "The second on the list is the national teacher of the Ji Kingdom... Kshatira! The fourth is the female commander of the Ji Kingdom... Hongluan, the Hongluan Saber in the Qi Refining Pavilion is her saber, she was defeated by the real Guoci Later, the master said that her saber was too violent, so he abolished the Hongluan saber and gave it to Commander Duan!"
"Commander Duan? The one at Jingdu Weichang..."
Zhao Guanren looked at him in shock, Jin Wuming nodded and said: "Commander Duan has a chance with Master Guoci, and he can be considered half of his disciple, otherwise there is such a big mistake in the guard field, how can he be fine, Commander Duan And won the emperor's trust!"
"Tsk tsk~"
Zhao Guanren handed him a cigarette, and said with disdain: "Sure enough, everyone in the palace has a background, there is no grace for no reason, the fifth great master should be in the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, right?"
"right!"
Jin Wuming said bitterly: "The fifth was originally my master, but my master was defeated by Hongluan, and after being seriously injured, he drove west. The Taiping Heavenly Kingdom only had a great master ten years ago, the shadow leader ... Nan Litian! You killed one of his disciples!"
"I?"
Zhao Guanren was surprised and said: "Could it be that time in Lantai County, the man in black hiding behind the wall failed, so I just killed that unlucky guy!"
"Haha~ I'm reporting to the hidden pile in Thailand, Nanli Tian is presiding over the funeral for his disciple..."
After Jin Wuming lit a cigarette, he smiled and said, "The unlucky guy is Nan Litian's disciple. From a first-rank genius master, Nan Litian placed high hopes on him, but in the end, he was stabbed to death by the partition wall without meeting him. What kind of skill is it that is so sharp!"
"I… "
Just as Zhao Guanren was about to speak, he was held by a hand, and he felt a strong profound energy rushing from his palm to his dantian. His dantian immediately exploded with a crackling sound, and an electric light actually defeated the profound energy.
"you… "
Jin Wuming let go of his hand like an electric shock, and said in incredible shock: "Thunderbolt and lightning will kill you, how can you practice that kind of kung fu, don't you know that you will go crazy after practicing it at the fourth level?"
"I didn't understand when I was a child, I was deceived by a traitor..."
Zhao Guanren pretended to be helpless and said: "People lied to me that this is the Supreme Immortal Kungfu, and I later found out that it is a banned book that deceives people, but since I have practiced it, I can't change it, and my cultivation has been stuck at the third level. Life is useless!"
"Ah~ In fact, that book is the originator of the mountain, opening up a road to the sky for future generations..."
Jin Wuming sighed and said: "There is the first edition of that book in the palace. My master has carefully studied it many times, and found that the style of writing has changed suddenly since the fourth chapter, so we have always suspected that someone deliberately tampered with it. That strange book deliberately entraps newcomers!"
"Who would do that?"
Zhao Guanren stared at him hurriedly, Jin Wuming shook his head and said, "I don't know! It's been almost two hundred years, and those who knew it have already been turned into loess, but you are not useless, the first three..."
"Wait! There are people in the hall..."
Zhao Guanren stared at the hall in front of him sharply. Jin Wuming shot towards him like a cannonball. Eunuch Tian also opened the door and showed his head in horror. He said in a trembling voice, "Your Majesty! Are you here again?"
"Here we come! A concubine..."
Zhao Guanren frowned and said: "But she disappeared after entering the side hall, wearing a golden phoenix court dress, I always feel as if I have seen her somewhere, but she is obviously not a living person, how strange!"
"Could it be that the empress has collapsed and passed away? Only the empress can wear the golden phoenix court dress..."