A Yongshi county king! A Custodian Commander!
At this moment, the two of them looked like two hooligans, squatting under the high palace pedestal, smoking non-stop with half a cigarette in their mouths.
"Concubine Sun Gui was just a virtuous concubine back then, and she gave birth to a little princess. The emperor specially allowed her to go back to her natal family to visit relatives..."
Jin Wuming mourned: "At that time, I was accompanied by the seventeenth princess, and I led the escort to change the defense. When I arrived at the place, the princess invited me to drink, but I drank too much in a daze. When I woke up the next day, Concubine Sun Guifei was naked. Lying in my arms, the princess sat on the edge of the bed and smiled at me, I was so frightened that I almost fainted!"
"Your vigilance is too low..."
Zhao Guanren said angrily: "What kind of bastard is Yaoyue, she has eyes all over her body, that bitch must have drugged you!"
"I was not the commander of the imperial army back then, and my vigilance was not as high as it is now..."
Jin Wuming said bitterly: "I'll do it if I don't want to prescribe it. It's all about destroying the nine clans. Although the Seventeenth Princess never mentioned this to me these years, I know that she is waiting for the critical moment. Last night she He ran over and begged me on his knees, and I agreed in a moment of softness!"
"You are really an honest person. If I put on my trousers, I would not admit it. If you catch a traitor, you will catch both..."
Zhao Guanren patted him on the shoulder and said: "Yaoyue and the others dare not say anything about it. If they say it, they will be buried with you, but the emperor has already guessed that you are the one who delivered the message. Only you can enter the East Palace. You have to tell the emperor truthfully." , but don't say you sympathize with Yaoyue!"
Jin Wuming was surprised and said, "This, how do you say this?"
"You just say that Shi Qi came to you to intercede, that her old lady was possessed by a cat demon, and she wanted to ask a celestial master to exorcise the demon, and it happened that you also felt that something was wrong..."
Zhao Guanren said in a low voice: "You promised to bring the queen out to exorcise the demons and help the emperor eradicate the filthy evil spirits, but you never thought that Shi Qi would deceive you and find a charlatan to deceive people. Anyway, you didn't I don’t know anything after handing over the words!”
"But the people who banned the East Palace are all my people, and no one can tell me except me..."
Jin Wuming looked at him bitterly, Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "You go to the court, and then go to the emperor after you retreat, just say that you can't figure out what's going on, insist that your subordinates can't betray, can't hand over Then, leave the rest to me, see you later!"
"Ah~ One mistake will cause eternal hatred..."
Jin Wuming walked into the hall with a sigh. Emperor Shun Yao was using his "wisdom" to mock all the officials. The princes and ministers were all downcast. Even the censors with iron teeth and bronze teeth were ashamed to see others, except that there was no roll call. Jin Wuming who contributed to the flames.
"Retire!"
As Eunuch Tian stepped forward and shouted, the princes and ministers left cursing, leaving a group of princes to drink tea in the side hall. Jin Wuming followed the emperor to the study in the back hall. What are the benefits of joining Xiao Shiqi?"
"Your Majesty! If the subject accepts even the slightest benefit, the sky will be struck by lightning and you will die..."
Jin Wuming knelt on the ground and was heartbroken, and said everything according to Zhao Guanren's intentions, and Eunuch Tian sneaked out and closed the door cleverly.
"Hmph~ You are so brave..."
Emperor Shunyao smashed the tea bowl to the ground, and said angrily: "If no one goes to the East Palace to deliver the message, can the queen act so realistically? How dare you lie to me? I don't think your head wants to !"
"emperor!"
Jin Wuming knelt on the ground and mourned: "I can't figure it out either. Someone must have passed the message to the queen, but it can't be my subordinates. They are all old people who have been tried and tested, and they will never do it behind my back." Such a thing!"
"Your Majesty! Prince Yongshi seeks an audience..."
Eunuch Tian suddenly yelled outside the door, and after Emperor Shunyao agreed, Zhao Guanren pushed the door open and walked in with a smile, and said with a smile: "Commander! Be scolded by the emperor, you have nothing to do, read more and let If someone sells it, they will pay for it!"
"what happened?"
Emperor Shun Yao looked at him suspiciously. Zhao Guanren stepped forward and lit a candle, took out a piece of white paper and baked it on the fire twice.
Looking at the blank paper, two large characters slowly appeared - Cat Demon!
"How do you do this, demon method..."
Emperor Shun Yao stood up in shock, Zhao Guanren took out a batch of rice vinegar and put it on the table, and said with a smile: "Father! It's just white vinegar to display characters. This is the secret communication method of the harem. Someone put a paper pad under the food and sent it to the table. Donggong, of course the guards will let you go if they can't read the words!"
"I'll try it!"
Emperor Shun Yao walked over curiously. After some experiments, it turned out to be invisible characters. He turned around and threw the paper to Jin Wuming, and scolded with a smile: "You are useless, let people play tricks under your nose, get up!" If nothing else, learn more from Yunxuan!"
"Thank you, the prince of the county, for your help, otherwise I would not be able to explain clearly..."
Jin Wuming got up and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, Emperor Shun Yao said again: "Yunxuan! Let's have a family dinner together at noon, just in time to bring me to meet some of your concubines, and get to know your brothers well, look Do you want to call your ninth brother, after all, he did nothing wrong!"
"I don't think it's necessary, just let him think about his mistakes behind closed doors, just call the little princess..."
Zhao Guanren knew that the old guy was testing him again. Emperor Shunyao's urination could not be changed. After all, the emperor who usurped the throne was very suspicious, and his words naturally went to the old guy's heart, and he took them to the harem without hesitation. walk in.
"Kowtow to Your Majesty! The emperor bows to Jin'an..."
The ladies have already received the order to wait. When they saw Emperor Shun Yao and others enter the banquet hall, seven or eight of the highest-ranking ladies stepped forward to greet them, and Bian Xianglan and other girls were naturally among them, but this time they were really nervous. It was the first time when I saw the emperor that I didn't even dare to look straight at him.
"Let's all get up, it's an ordinary family dinner, don't be restrained..."
Emperor Shun Yao raised his head cheerfully, and walked forward with his hands behind his back, but Bian Xianglan and the other girls were taken aback suddenly, a prince in dragon robe actually helped them up with his own hands, and when they raised their heads anxiously, they realized that it was their own family. The man put on a dragon robe.
"Don't call me Daddy tonight, I have to call you Wangye tonight..."
Zhao Guanren blinked coquettishly, and the women in Zhao's mansion blushed immediately. Only this guy would shamelessly talk dirty in public, but they were still extremely nervous, and followed Zhao Guanren inside with lowered eyebrows. Followed by more than a dozen princes and princesses.
"Wow~ What a big table..."
Zhao Guanren stepped into the banquet hall and saw a large square wooden table, enough to seat more than 30 people. The yellow satin coiled dragon table was dotted with precious stones, and there were stone carvings of famous mountains and rivers in the middle of the table. The circular vault is just the place where the sky is round, and you can sit and watch the mountains and rivers.
"No life! You are not an outsider, sit down and eat together..."
Emperor Shun Yao sat on the first seat. Originally, the empress was supposed to be sitting beside him, but at this time there were only two old concubines, and no one dared to sit in the empty seat. All sit on the left side.
The little princess also came naturally, but she didn't dare to make trouble today, and sat obediently beside the Seventeenth Princess, who sat neatly with a blank expression on her face, her eyes looked very empty.
"There are so many people watching..."
Zhao Guanren took the two wives to sit directly opposite the emperor, Liuliu and Luo Tan were not qualified to sit down, and Jin Wuming also sat next to Zhao Guanren, when there were at least dozens of court ladies and eunuchs in the hall, they directly surrounded them In the middle, waiting to come forward to serve at any time.
"Yunxuan! What are you picking, are you picking my gems..."
Emperor Shun Yao suddenly knocked hard on the table. The wives and children at the table were taken aback. They hurriedly sat upright and looked at Zhao Guanren. He turned his face away and didn't want to be with him.
"Hehe~ My son is doing research to see if it's real or not..."
Zhao Guanren raised his hand with a smirk, and even picked three rubies from the tablecloth. It seemed that he was about to stuff them into his sleeves.
Concubine Bai Shu muttered disdainfully, earth leopard!
"Look at the potential of the two of you, one misses my picture, the other misses my gem..."
Emperor Shunyao pointed at him and cursed Jin Wuming with a smile, and said: "The one on the right is the Lantai Bian family. This year's tribute tobacco is specially made for me. I need ten sets of hidden character cards, as well as the enlarged version. The screaming version and the royal special version will be presented earlier!"
"Okay, okay! The concubine is in command..."
Bian Xianglan got up in a panic and pinched her waist to salute. Unexpectedly, a half-grown prince suddenly got excited, stood up and said in surprise: "So you are the Bian family who opened the cigarette shop. Do you have Hei Lu Bu and the god Guan Yu? The hidden character King Kaben!" I also want a few sets, and you will send someone to the palace in the afternoon!"
"My princess wants it too, and both the Water Margin and the Three Kingdoms..."
The princes and princesses were all excited, only the four princes who were thinking about the crown prince's throne, holding tea bowls and pretending to be deep there, children would reach out and ask if they wanted anything from the prince when they became emperors.
"Sister-in-law! They want the royal special edition..."
The two princesses directly entangled Bian Xianglan, and the brats squeezed over together. Bian Xianglan dealt with it as if flattered. She never thought that her deceitful things would be so popular.
"Haha~"
Emperor Shun Yao waved his hands and smiled: "Go and open another table at the accompanying table, and coax your sister-in-law well. Don't tell your nineteenth brother about this kind of thing. He even dares to pick my gems. He is an iron rooster!"
"Chuan Shan! Chuan Wu..."
Eunuch Tian straightened his waist and shouted, and the royal meals were immediately brought up continuously, and the musicians were already ready, only to see a group of dancers with fat swallows and thin skin come in and dance gracefully Come.
"Old Jin! Am I ranked nineteen? Seventeen is more than ten years older than me..."
Zhao Guanren looked at Jin Wuming in puzzlement, and Jin Wuming said in a low voice: "The emperor has twenty-eight children in total, and several of them have died. The fourth one on the right was originally the nineteenth prince, but how old are you?" , they naturally have to step back, and they can call you the Nineteenth Lord in private!"
"Sister Seventeen! Brother will accompany you for a walk..."
Zhao Guanren picked up the wine glass in a humble way, Princess Yaoyue pretended not to hear it with a cold face, but Emperor Shunyao suddenly said: "Yunxuan! You have seen all the brothers in Beijing, if one day the crown prince is deposed , who do you think is useful?"
As soon as this word comes out!
Immediately, the audience stood in silence, eunuchs and court ladies lowered their heads one after another, for fear of getting into trouble, the brats at the next table didn't dare to make noise.
Although the ladies were obedient on the surface, their eyes were rolling around. Only the four eldest princes straightened their backs and stared at the table solemnly. They knew that Zhao Guanren would never answer directly, but they all hoped that People will be themselves.
"Father! You should ask my seventeenth sister..."
Zhao Guanren put down his wine glass and said with a smile: "Miss Seventeen is a hero among women. She has always wanted to be strategic and courageous. If it weren't for being a daughter, no one here would be her opponent, so whoever she supports in the future, I will be optimistic about whoever she supports. , follow Seventeenth Sister to have meat to eat!"
"Haha~ It seems that I have really raised a good daughter..."
Emperor Shunyao looked at Princess Yaoyue with a half-smile, and asked: "Little Seventeen! Tell Father, which prince do you like, and just say whatever you want, gossip, it doesn't matter if you make a mistake!"
"Nineteenth brother! You really flattered my sister..."
Princess Yaoyue also smiled on the surface, looked at Zhao Guanren and said, "Father! There is no one here who can beat anyone, and the nineteenth brother can crush them to death with one finger, so my daughter is only optimistic about the nineteenth brother. In the future He will definitely inherit the great rule and ascend to the throne!"
"Hiss~"
The people at the table took a breath, not because they were scared by Yaoyue's "disrespect", but because they suddenly realized that Zhao Guanren is also a prince. If this guy jumps out to grab the throne, he seems to be able to kill all other princes get down.