A heavy rain swept across the capital, and Zhao Guanren was stunned. He never expected that it would really rain, but the seventeenth princess, who was forced to beg for rain, became famous in a dance.
Standing barefoot on the big drum in front of the palace gate, with loose long hair and a silver bell in her hand, her figure dancing in the wind was depicted by countless famous painters, and spread throughout the streets and alleys of the capital overnight. The first generation of national goddess of Dashun.
In particular, the looming golden runes on her back have become ironclad evidence of the third prince of the Dragon King. If it is placed on ordinary people, it will definitely stink the streets, but it will be different if it is placed on Shenlong. The Seventeenth Princess now has A brand new nickname - Concubine Longzi!
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"Mandarin ducks and butterflies fly together, and the spring scenery in the garden is intoxicating..."
In the morning of autumn, the sun was warm and the breeze was blowing, and the east courtyard of Zhao Wangfu was filled with the melodious sound of the piano. Zhao Guanren came to the lawn with bare feet and sat comfortably on the soft chair under the sun.
Ten days had passed since the Battle of the Imperial Palace. For ten days, Zhao Guanren had been closing the door to thank guests. Even Song Chizhu was blocked from the door, declaring to the outside world that he would take a bath and fast, and burn incense to thank God.
"It's so beautiful! It's so beautiful..."
Zhao Guanren held up the tea bowl happily, behind him was a two-story exquisite wooden building, in front of him was a gazebo pond, filled with birds and flowers, and the high courtyard wall separated into a small world. In modern times, it would be a top-notch scenic homestay, not worth thousands of yuan Can't take it down overnight.
"Hahaha… "
A few maids are chasing and playing by the pond, a few beautiful concubines are kicking shuttlecock on the grass, and a few beautiful wives are playing the piano and reading books in the gazebo. All of them are wearing thin clothes and not covering up, raising their hands and laughing. The scenery is too beautiful to behold.
For a moment!
Zhao Guanren wanted to stay here and never go anywhere, so what could he ask for after this life? What's more, he found out that he came early, possibly decades earlier.
The current emperor of the Ji Kingdom is in his prime, and he wants to wait for his grandson to start the Year of the Apocalypse. He may not be able to wait for a few decades. Even if he goes to the Bashan Spirit Pagoda now, he may not be able to meet Lu Datou until decades later. The time period when Lu Datou fell was the first year of Tianqi.
"Miss Bian! Come and let my uncle enjoy it..."
Zhao Guanren yelled coquettishly, and Miss Bian, who used to be arrogant and reserved, took up her skirt and walked out of the gazebo generously, sat in his arms and whispered: "Newly made lace bellybands, one black, one white Let me put it on tonight for you to see, okay?"
"What's the matter?"
Zhao Guanren was surprised and said, "Usually I'm the one who abuses you, but now you're begging for abuse. Could it be that the family's expenses are too high and the money is not enough?"
"The expenses of the family are all given by the palace, so there is no reason for not spending enough..."
Bian Xianglan hesitated and said: "The emperor gave my natal family a memorial archway, which was built on the main street of Lantai. My father was so happy that he was rushing over to thank the emperor himself. And the Xie family's four default quotas, at least the fifth rank!"
"Miss Bian! You are in Cao Ying and your heart is in Han..."
Zhao Guanren jokingly said: "No wonder your two sisters started to flirt when they woke up in the morning. Feelings are a trick for me. Don't you know what the old emperor is farting? Please don't move and I will ask you to blow the pillow!"
"I know, the emperor just wants to invite you out for a chat..."
Bian Xianglan pouted and said, "Who doesn't have many relatives and friends? Aunt Han whispers in my ears all day long, wanting her cousin to come into the house as a concubine. Aunt Luo's niece and daughter are all here, and you Among the empresses brought back from the palace, whose family is not a big family behind them?"
"Mrs. Zhao! Please use your brain..."
Zhao Guanren said angrily: "I scolded the emperor bloody in the palace, saying that the biggest scourge was the emperor's relatives, and then you asked me to help relatives through the back door. You are slapping me in the face. Do unto others as you would have them do unto others, do you understand?"
"I know what's the use. They pester me every day. If I don't ask you, who can I ask?"
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Bian Xianglan got up and left full of complaints. Zhao Guanren was not in the mood to tease her anymore. He went back to the house and changed into casual clothes before leaving the East Courtyard. Unexpectedly, he ran into a group of concubines within a few steps.
"My lord is blessed and safe!"
The women knelt on the grass delicately, and glanced at the eight empresses in the harem. More than 20 court ladies were kneeling behind, all dressed up in fancy dress, wearing tube tops lower than the other, and directly showing their bellybands on the grass. outside.
"Get up! Seeing that winter is coming, wear more clothes so you don't get cold..."
Zhao Guanren raised his hand dumbfounded, and the former Concubine Bai Shu said with a coquettish smile, "How can we do it without wearing less clothes? The sisters in the east courtyard are all as beautiful as heavenly beings. Under Master Yeye Chenghuan, our sisters in the west courtyard, don't you?" Eating steamed buns also has to fight for steam!"
"Don't come here! As soon as you poke your butt, I know what you want to fart..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hand and said: "It's okay, take the guards out to go shopping, shopping, and spending money. Don't stay at home all day and make a fuss. This is not a palace. If you dare to fight inside, I will break your legs. Don't talk about getting promoted." Alright, I'm going to open the door now!"
"Ah! Shout out quickly, Prince Yongshi is opening the door to meet guests..."
The ladies shouted happily, and the maids actually dragged out the firecrackers and set them off crackling, but only then did Zhao Guanren realize that he had been promoted to Prince again, but he refused even the imperial decree up.
"Arnold! Tyrone! Open the door..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the entrance of the palace with his hands behind his back. Two strong female guards opened the door, but he was shocked when the door opened. The crowd was even bigger than when they were at the market, and they all held the name of the master's family. Tie, you pushed me and shouted to see you.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way! I am a third-rank official, let me in..."
Song Chizhu desperately squeezed in from the crowd, the guards outside hurriedly stopped the rest, Zhao Guanren also hastily ordered someone to close the gate, and said in shock: "Damn it! Why are there so many people here, Your Majesty what did you do?"
"My great prince! You are so calm, you chopped off hundreds of heads in five days..."
Song Chizhu dragged him into the main room, just as he entered the door, he saw Concubine Bai Shu and other concubines. The concubines were all wearing vests, and he said in a daze, "Uh~ my lord! How should I call you ladies, this is The empress of Bai Shangshu's family?"
"What kind of lady, a bunch of concubines, go out and play, don't listen to the wall..."
Zhao Guanren drove away the concubines carelessly, sat on the grand master's chair, lit a cigarette, and said, "You are welcome to sit casually. This house is too big and I am not familiar with it. I always feel like I am living in someone else's house. I am now even a servant. Didn't admit it all!"
"Prince Chu and Prince Zai want to divide their troops into two groups, and they will go to various places to read out the will the day after tomorrow. A lot of dukes and princes have been demoted..."
Song Chizhu sat next to him and said: "The emperor will also go to the border to rectify the military affairs in person, and took away the two adult princes, and the king of Qin was also escorted back to Beijing. The prince and Prince Duan will jointly conquer the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom. I want to see you!"
"ah?"
Zhao Guanren was surprised and said: "All the men who can make up their minds in this family have left, leaving the palace alone and leaving it alone. Who will manage the government?"
"Concubine Dragon! Oh, the Seventeenth Princess supervises the country..."
Song Chizhu took a sip of herbal tea and said, "Mr. Xia Ge and Mr. Xu Ge formed the left and right cabinets to assist the seventeen princesses to supervise the country. There is a line of copper characters on the gate of the palace, which is called the emperor guards the gate. The king dies. It is determined to rebuild the mountains and rivers!"
"Ha~ It seems that they were quite stimulated that night..."
Zhao Guanren gloated and said with a gleeful smile: "If Yaoyue is not a little girl, she is definitely the only person in his family who is suitable to be an emperor, but Yaoyue is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and Emperor Shunyao is not afraid that when Emperor Shun Yao returns to Beijing, Yaoyue has already become an emperor." Empress Dashun?"
"Concubine Longzi is very famous now, and it's okay to say that she dances a dance."
Can rain from the sky, can lure dragons with a hook, and even had a peach feast in the heavenly palace... "
Song Chizhu wondered: "My lord! When did Concubine Longzi get on good terms with Xiaobailong? I've never seen her have such supernatural powers before. This time she really amazed the whole world. Everyone said that she should be the queen. In the future Giving birth to a real dragon son can bless me with good weather and good weather!"
"The dragon has nine sons, but the sons are different, why? There are too many concubines..."
Zhao Guanren jokingly said with a smile: "You can report to the emperor and tell him that I won't go to the palace. If you want to meet up, you have to come to my manor or find a restaurant to eat and chat. That's right! What did Qian Yexuan say, apprentice?" Have they all been caught?"
"It's been verified! Qianyexuan's master and apprentice all colluded with the Thai thief, but that kid Yemingsha escaped..."
Song Chizhu said contemptuously: "This time, the Jade Emperor couldn't stand it anymore, and sent Erlang God to destroy Qianyexuan, and the army of the Ji Kingdom retreated fifty miles overnight. It's a pity that our Tianhe Palace was destroyed, and Erlang God smashed it to pieces. Everyone said that the emperor is arrogant!"
"What's the matter with the emperor?"
Zhao Guanren picked up the teapot with a puzzled expression on his face.
"Shen Erlang is the god general of the Jade Emperor, equivalent to Jin Wuming next to the emperor..."
Song Chizhu spread his hands and said: "Such a big god came down to earth in person. You keep offering sacrifices to the heaven and the dragon god. You don't give a single peach to others. You will be angry if you change it. People will know that you don't understand if they pinch their fingers." According to the rules, smashing the hall is to teach you a lesson, otherwise would the accuracy of the gods be so bad?"
"Pfft~"
Zhao Guanren sprayed out a sip of tea, and said with both a smile and a smile: "It makes sense, the emperor doesn't understand the unspoken rules of the grassroots, if you are fine, let's go to the brothel in the afternoon. I have been in the capital for more than half a month. I have never met a famous prostitute before!"
"Hey~ I have a big fat gap..."
Song Chizhu took out a booklet with a grimace, and said with a smile: "Confiscate the house! Tian Qiansui's private house, and Qianyexuan's old nest, the emperor said that no matter how many women and silver are copied, all of them will be counted as your hard work. , as long as you can go out and do some activities!"
"I have to look through Qianye Xuan's family..."
Zhao Guanren stood up and said, "Qianyexuan appears to have no desires, but I don't believe that he has no secrets behind his back. I'm also very curious about Eunuch Tian's foreign house. Will he raise a woman or a man?"
"Men and women mix and match, old eunuchs like this one..."
Song Chizhu stood up and smiled and said: "After checking, let's go to the Jiaoyuefang by the Pingyao Lake, where the head of the four famous prostitutes in the capital is located, and guess whose family members I found, the wife and daughter of the magistrate of Ningzhou, also There are wives and daughters of my old subordinate Hu Xiancheng, didn’t expect it?”
"ah?"
Zhao Guanren was surprised and said: "I am not surprised by Wang Zhifu's family, but shouldn't the wife and daughter of Hu Xiancheng be in Ningzhou Jiaolefang? Why were they sent to Beijing? His daughter kowtowed to me and begged me to bury her Hu Xiancheng, has she picked up the guests at Jiaolefang?"
"Lantai County has such a big case, they will naturally be sent here for trial..."
Song Chizhu smiled triumphantly and said: "Women in the Jiaolefang usually sell their performances but not their bodies, but we are not ordinary people. I slept with Lao Wang's wife a few days ago. At that time, her face was as shameful as a monkey's butt. I After tossing her all night, how about we go to win her daughter's jackpot tonight?"
"I didn't ask you Wang Zhifu, what happened to Hu Xiancheng's wife and daughter..."
Zhao Guanren looked at him angrily, and Song Chizhu scratched his head and said, "I forgot to ask, the daughter-in-law of the county magistrate Hu accompanied me for a drink. I didn't see the daughter of the Hu family. I only heard that she was being trained as a red card, but that The girl looks pretty good, the dignitaries probably won't let her go!"
"Let's go! Let's go to the music workshop..."
Zhao Guanren walked out in a hurry, and Song Chizhu hurriedly shouted: "Why are you in a hurry, the music center doesn't open in the morning, and the girls have to wash and dress up at noon, so we have time to search the house first!"