"Life is short, hurry up, don't give up until you get drunk, my beauty in the east, and the Yellow River in the west..."
Zhao Guanren sat on the stern of the boat and sang gracefully. Unfortunately, his hands and feet were tied, and there were still a large number of official boats following behind. The mother and daughter of the Hu family were rowing the boat awkwardly. One Dong Siyun was controlling the direction, and the other was holding a lighter. Eyeing.
"Stop singing! Shut up..."
Da Dong shouted angrily, Xiao Dong looked around anxiously, Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "The long night must give me some entertainment, and the hostages must also be taken care of, tell me your real names, such as Chiba, Matsushita, etc. , Honda, Kato, Ozawa or Aoi?"
"I won't tell you, Officer Dog..."
Da Dong glared at him angrily, Zhao Guanren sat up straight and said, "Little Dong! Dong Siyun, come here, I have a pack of cigarettes in my belt, light one for me, otherwise I can't keep my mouth shut, I have to Something is blocking it!"
"Watch out for fire!"
Da Dong whispered that the Pingyao River was very long, and he would not be able to get out of the city for an hour or so, so Xiao Dong had to get up and squat beside Zhao Guanren, but Zhao Guanren frowned and said, "Who taught you the rules, big and small are respectful." Can't tell the difference?"
"Ah! My lord, I'm sorry..."
Xiao Dong hurriedly knelt beside him, carefully dug out the cigarette and lighter, skillfully and considerately lit the cigarette, Zhao Guanren stretched out his head and kissed her on the mouth again, Xiao Dong smiled shyly and instinctively helped him Pressed and rubbed his thighs.
"Are you crazy? This is not the Jiao Band, he is our meat ticket now..."
Da Dong glared at her sister angrily, but Zhao Guanren suddenly spread his hands from behind and hugged Xiao Dong in his arms. , lying in his arms flushed anxiously.
"Let her go, or I will die with you..."
Da Dong jumped up anxiously with a pale face, but Zhao Guanren took out a box of matches from his waist, lighted one without haste, and said with a smile: "You don't need to do it, let's go on the road together now! "
"don't want!!!"
Dong and Dong screamed at the same time, and the mother and daughter of the Hu family were also shocked, but Zhao Guanren threw down the match without hesitation. The four women twisted their faces in horror, and watched the match being thrown on the deck and fell into a layer of pungent kerosene.
"呵~"
Suddenly, a puff of green smoke came out of the match, which was actually drowned out by the kerosene. The four girls opened their mouths in shock at the same time, and the imaginary fire did not burn at all.
"Hahaha… "
Zhao Guanren let go of Xiao Dong and laughed loudly, mockingly said: "It's terrible to be uneducated. I don't know how high the ignition point of kerosene is. You dare to play with fire. I found you when you entered the door. I deliberately set you on fire." In a word, you actually think that I have taken a fancy to you, who gave you the confidence?"
"What the hell are you trying to do..."
Da Dong extinguished the lighter in embarrassment, and Xiao Dong hid beside her in panic.
"This should be me asking you..."
After Zhao Guanren untied the rope on his leg, he said with a smile: "I have been merciful enough to you. I didn't let the imperial court exterminate the Thai refugees, but let them go to the guard to farm the land, but you still don't know what's good or bad, and it's your fault." Are you willing to destroy the country?"
"We didn't want to seize Dashun, we just didn't want to be annexed..."
Da Dong said excitedly: "We have to pay tribute every three years. The most beautiful girl, the best jewelry, and a large amount of gold and silver have to be paid to Da Shun. Da Shun's return is less than 30%, but we Your land is very barren, do you know how much you have suffered for the sake of paying tribute to the common people?"
"Are you stupid or are you
I play dumb, Thailand's tribute is money every time..."
Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "You sent a lot of messy things, in fact, they are all worthless things in the sea. How much are dozens of girls worth? Dashun will give them at least ten times the gifts every time, but you But the royal family has hidden more than half of it, and let them enjoy it all!"
"You nonsense! It's obvious that the officials of your Dashun stole the money..."
Da Dong was startled and said angrily: "In order to show compassion for the common people, our heavenly king has patched his dragon robes all over, and ordered the royal family not to eat meat, but to eat brown rice. For the common people, my food and use are the worst!"
"I really didn't expect you to be so naive, who would not be able to put on a show? Emperor Shun Yao also said that he eats fast, do you believe it..."
Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "I can ask someone to bring the mission here now, and let you ask carefully, where did the ten times the return gift go? Did they entrust Xinglong to sell it and exchange it for gold, silver, silk and tobacco? , convenient to bring back to your Heavenly King?"
"impossible!"
Da Dong pointed at his sister with a pale face, shook his head and said: "This is absolutely impossible. My sister is in the capital all day long. If the mission sells the gift in return, it will definitely not be hidden from her eyes and ears!"
"Sister! You have been deceived..."
Xiao Dong said in a sobbing voice: "I am very familiar with the young master of the Xinglong Ship. Every time the mission shipped out the tribute, they would directly buy it with cash, and then the mission would go to the south to buy various supplies and bring them back. Last year they sold two More than one million taels of silver is not counted as the emperor's silver reward!"
"What?"
Da Dong almost fell off the boat, then grabbed her sister and shouted angrily: "Why didn't you tell me, why did you lie to me, I'm your own sister!"
"Shangguan forbids me to say that we are not performing the same mission..."
Xiao Dong cried and said: "The spies in Beijing know that what the king of heaven wants is Dashun, otherwise why would they not allow you to enter the capital? Our king of heaven is a hypocrite. All lead to Dashun, but most of the things are greedy for him!"
"Plop~"
Da Dong suddenly collapsed on the deck, trembling like ashen ashes, tears rolling down.
"Dong Siyun! Your sister is here to assassinate me..."
Zhao Guanren looked at Xiao Dong, and Xiao Dong hugged his legs and cried: "My sister wanted to avenge Qianye Xuan and her colleagues, so she disobeyed the order of the superior and sneaked into the teaching music workshop to replace me. I can't say that Qianye Xuan deserved it." , I can only persuade her to observe and observe first!"
"Why do you deserve it?"
Da Dong asked dully: "He has been lurking for the kingdom of heaven for decades, he should be a hero!"
"Qianyexuan is the grandfather of today's king. He is for the royal family, not the common people..."
Xiao Dong wiped away his tears and said: "I only found out after Qianyexuan's death that he is our commander. Your brother and the others were all killed by him, just because they knew the truth, and once I leave the capital , the shadows will also silence me!"
"Ah~ Onmyoji! You won't live to be forty, what a price you paid to achieve this step..."
Zhao Guanren sighed and said: "Now your sister is also a ruined woman. She has been toyed with by dozens of men, and when she looked back, she realized that His Royal Highness, the Heavenly King, who I admire the most, is actually a hypocritical and vicious liar. I really don't deserve it for you! "
"Why did this happen, why did you lie to me..."
Da Dong yelled up to the sky in grief, but Zhao Guanren said again: "Calm down first, if Dashun attacks with all its strength, it will be unlucky for the people of your country. You have to answer me a key question, have you got the lost one?" Corpse poison powder?"
"Lost?"
Da Dong quickly wiped away his tears, shook his head and said, "We absolutely did not. Since you found out, the officers and soldiers hunted us everywhere, and we have also learned the epidemic prevention regulations and know the seriousness of the corpse plague. If I succeeded, I would have returned to China long ago! "
"I haven't heard of it, when did I lose it..."
Xiao Dong also shook his head blankly, and Zhao Guanren frowned and said, "If you haven't got it, it probably fell into the hands of Ji Guo's secret agents. Those barbarians only think about fighting and killing, okay! I I will give you a chance to save the people of the kingdom of heaven!"
"What kind of opportunity?"
Da Dong hurriedly said seriously: "You don't want me to betray my colleagues, and you don't want me to go back to rebel. If you can stop Dashun from attacking us, we can... lose money, let the king of heaven take out all the tributes, and withdraw all the hidden spies !"
"You almost wiped out the entire royal family of Dashun, did you think it would be over if you paid a little money..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "The hypocrite has to apologize to your people, whether he hangs himself or takes poison, anyway he has to give the people the truth and Dashun an explanation, otherwise I will land in your country in two years, and I will replace you with a heavenly king!"
"This... is in line with my wishes..."
Da Dong nodded lightly, and said: "But I still have to find out the truth first, as long as it is true as you said, I will try my best to expose the truth this time, and give justice to the common people!"
"Be careful, among your close comrades-in-arms, there may not be anyone who knows the truth..."
Zhao Guanren said: "I will send the deputy envoys of the two missions out of the city. You can meet them outside the city. You will know the truth after a beating. Your sister will stay with me for the time being. If you are unfortunately silenced, at least her I can also testify for you!"
Da Dong hesitated: "Then, then you have to treat her kindly, you can't..."
"Nothing, can't you sleep with her..."
Zhao Guanren laughed and said: "It's a good thing if your sister doesn't climb on my bed, and this king is not short of her living expenses. Later, I will ask someone to give you a waist card. If you are hunted down, you can seek the protection of the guard." , they will let you reach the seaside alive!"
"Okay! I'll trust you for now. If you dare to lie to me, I will kill you..."
Da Dong stared at him aggressively, Zhao Guanren got up and smiled and said: "I never lie to women, especially beauties, I will add a clause in the compensation clause in the future, you must be one of the tributes, I will let your sisters sleep on the bed in my mansion Get together, are you looking forward to it?"
"Shameless! Shameless..."
Da Dong blushed and turned his face away. At this moment, the boat had already stopped. Zhao Guanren laughed, then kicked his legs and jumped to the official boat behind to explain for a while, and finally shouted: "Hey! Little tribute, you What is your real name?"
"Akii Sa!"
Da Dong snorted coldly and jumped out, jumped into a small boat and continued to row out of the city. At this time, the prince and others also jumped into the boat. Prince Duan wondered: "How did you persuade her to leave alone, the onmyoji?" But they are all very vicious things, aren’t you amazing?”
"Hey~ As long as she is a mother, I can settle it with one mouth..."
Zhao Guanren folded his arms triumphantly, but the prince was surprised and said: "I didn't see her take off her pants, can you do it through the pants?"
"I rely on it!"
Zhao Guanren said angrily, "What are you thinking? Why are your thoughts so dirty? I'm talking about the mouth, not the tongue. It's all about your talent. Huh tui..."
"Then you teach me too, I want to worship you as my teacher..."
"I also think, this king also wants to use his talents to settle the girl..."