Dashun’s philanthropic halls and porridge sheds sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain. The royal relatives rushed to do good deeds, and all the officials served with grins and smiles. But everyone knew that this was a saying in the capital—— There are gods with your head up three feet!
"Portrait of Concubine Longzi! Statue of Concubine Longzi! Please take one home to keep your house safe and enjoy immortal blessings forever..."
The streets and alleys of the capital are full of shouts, Concubine Longzi has become a living fairy, even if she is not a real fairy, she is the mistress closest to the fairy, who can blow the pillow wind even if she can't call the wind and rain, and many people even travel through mountains and rivers , just to invite a god statue that has been consecrated to go back.
evening…
Two teams of cavalry came from the street in the light rain. One team of white armor and white robes carried silver guns, wore silver flying saucer helmets, and embroidered four frightening words in red on the white cloaks—Hundred poisons do not invade!
The other team has black armor and black robes with black guns, a black flying saucer helmet with a red ghost mask, and the same four blood-red characters on the black cloak—see dragon unloading armor!
"Go back and rest, you will host the training tomorrow..."
Zhao Guanren rode into the alley alone. He also wore a dragon-patterned flying saucer helmet, which could protect against rain and snow as well as arrows. The black cowhide breastplate was sandwiched with four layers of high-density silk. After the test, the defense was no worse than iron armor, but It is much lighter, and the outside is also made into a tactical vest style.
"Huh? Why is the road closed..."
Zhao Guanren looked ahead in a daze. He hadn't returned home for only five days. The path at the back door was blocked, and the high courtyard wall was connected to other houses. He didn't want to be entangled by the gift-giving person at the front door, so he could only wonder continue to ride backwards.
"What's the situation? Why did you occupy someone's house..."
When Zhao Guanren rode to the rear, he saw the big inner guards. The vermilion back door could only be his own home. The two guards hurried up to lead the horses, and said, "My lord! It's not usurpation. They gave it to us. I just ask God Put up a small piece of his longevity tablet!"
"Give it away! It turns out that fat man is also a local tyrant, don't be in vain..."
Zhao Guanren happily jumped off the horse, carried the horse into the backyard, but when he entered the door, he was stunned again, the palace was already very big, and the garden of the fat man's house was not small, but the servants of the palace moved here The key is that he doesn't even know a few servants.
"You guys continue to eat, don't worry about me, I'll walk around the new house by myself..."
Zhao Guanren waved with a smile, carried the horse across the house and walked into the garden, but after going around twice, he was blindfolded, and when he saw the patrolling female guard, he was embarrassed to ask, and looked around like a thief before he found the inner house , of course, is the original inner house of the family.
"Yoho~ who is taking a bath, it smells so good..."
Zhao Guanren walked towards the back window of the house. The only one who could bathe with soap was at least the girl from the house. He was about to open the window to take a look, but suddenly heard someone in the room say: "You only have one chance, if you miss it, you will die." It's ugly!"
'Fuck! I ran into a female assassin right after I came back, so I'm not so lucky...'
Zhao Guanren quietly opened the window a crack, and saw a strange young woman wearing black gauze, bellyband and panties leaning on the chaise longue to smoke, a very attractive woman, and in the big wooden barrel beside her Then there was a young girl, also a stranger who had never seen her before.
"Are you sure I have a chance..."
The girl timidly asked, and the young woman exhaled green smoke and said: "We paid such a high price to come in, and we bought all the people who could be bought, and as long as you follow my words, he will definitely choose you... Someone is peeping outside." !"
"ah!!!"
The girl covered her body and screamed loudly, but the young woman actually picked up the sword, kicked open the wooden window with a flying kick, and slashed at Zhao Guanren with a volley.
"when~"
Zhao Guanren hastily raised his horse to block it, but the little girl
At least one of the third and fourth grades of skill actually attacked him several times after landing, and the sword even glowed with a blue sword light. It was not convenient for Zhao Guanren to carry a long horse, so she was forced to panic for a while.
"Damn it!"
Zhao Guanren slammed Ma Qian out. While the opponent swung his sword to split, he suddenly swooped and swayed, and hit the opponent's belly with a head hammer, causing the opponent to fall into the bamboo forest with a cry of surprise. The sword in the house was also knocked to the ground.
"Come here!"
The young woman yelled and kicked her legs up. Zhao Guanren jumped on her body like a tiger, put her right leg on her shoulder, and hit her head with the hands that were holding her down. , There was a big bump on my forehead.
"Say! Who sent you here..."
Zhao Guanren shook his hand and slapped her again. The little girl immediately came to her senses, and shouted in embarrassment, "The pervert! You dare to come to the palace to assassinate me. If you don't let me go, the guards will definitely kill me!" Chop you into eight pieces!"
"You still dare to threaten me, believe it or not, I will kill you now..."
Zhao Guanren tore off her veil abruptly, and the little girl exclaimed in shock, and said angrily, "If you dare to insult me, I will definitely tear you to pieces, and if I can't kill you, I'll kill myself by biting my tongue. Touch a hair of my hair, let me go, you bloody thief!"
"Come here quickly, there are assassins here..."
The girl also ran out wrapped in clothes. The young woman turned her head and realized that a large number of female guards had already stood outside the bamboo forest, but all of them covered their mouths and snickered, and said narrowly, "Master! It's so cold You are not afraid of catching a cold, carry it into the house and play slowly!"
"Grandfather? Are you..."
Both the young woman and the girl were stunned. Zhao Guanren sneered and said, "You don't need to use your brain. What assassin would carry a horse to assassinate you? You are so courageous. You dared to sneak into my house to assassinate and even bribed my assassin!" Is this my servant, who sent you here?"
"I, I didn't assassinate..."
The young woman said anxiously: "My lord! Did you misunderstand, my... bribe is not an assassination, I want someone to put my niece and daughter in the front row, there are too many people, if you don't spend money, you have to wait until the year of the monkey." , I really regarded you as an assassin just now!"
"What a mess, what kind of queue..."
Zhao Guanren stood up inexplicably, the young woman was already flushed with embarrassment, she got up and said shyly: "We are here, but the princess is ranked according to family background, we are ranked one hundred and ninety-six, but I think my niece At least sixteenth place!"
"Arnold!"
Zhao Guanren waved his hands in horror and shouted: "Come here, what happened these few days without me, what does this one hundred and ninety-six mean?"
"Don't you know, they are the female relatives who are fostered in our house..."
A Nuo came over and said: "The palace sent twenty concubines, and the princes sent sixty-six nobles. They said they had agreed with you a long time ago, and they will pay for the daily expenses. They have followed suit and have already sent more than 600 people into the mansion!"
"How many?"
Zhao Guanren opened his mouth like a toad, and stammered, "There are more than six or six hundred women, what the hell are these guys trying to do?"
"Hee hee~ I just want to take advantage of you..."
A Nuo teased and said with a smile: "The princes have made it clear that you have opened up your luck. If you are happy, you will send it back to raise a baby. It is clear that you are here to borrow seeds. They are all famous people, and the wives don't care about it." It’s easy to refuse, and besides, they agreed that it’s a foster care, not a concubine!”
"I'll go! Come here to breed, who came up with such a bad idea..."
Zhao Guanren took half a step back, and the young woman said in a shy voice, "My lord! You've come here anyway, you're not too bad this time, my niece is also a poor person, and I sent her in after all the money in the family was gone.
The whole family is looking forward to her passing high school and giving birth to a fairy king for you! "
"You think of me as the number one in the exam. I'm still in high school. Come with me..."
Zhao Guanren beckoned angrily, and led the two of them to the front. After a while, his hairs stood on end. Sure enough, the yard was full of mad bees and butterflies, and they ran out in groups. They all looked at him with big watery eyes.
"My lord! Can I buy you a cup of tea..."
"My lord! I am the third lady of the Linhou Mansion..."
"Your Highness! She is a good child, and will definitely give birth to a fat son for you..."
Hundreds of women lined the road to seduce people. In the past, Zhao Guanren would have laughed, but when he thought of the terrifying number of more than six hundred, his calves trembled. He was afraid that the Iron Kidney King Zhao Ziqiang would come. Let go of the waves.
"Girls! Let me eat first, let's talk slowly later..."
Zhao Guanren lowered his head and kept waving his hands. After being an old driver for so many years, he finally felt insulted by a woman. It wasn't until he walked into the backyard of the real palace that he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and his head was covered in cold sweat.
"Um?"
Zhao Guanren just walked into the garden and was stunned. The crown prince and Prince Duan actually brought the side concubine. This is the mother of their child. He wondered: "Why are you two running away from me? fetal?"
"Master! Take a step to speak..."
The two women pulled him aside and said in a low voice: "The emperor was worried that you would go to heaven after completing your mission, and specifically asked you to save more of your flesh and blood, so as to improve the blood of the royal family. We were sent here to have a blood relationship with the royal family. The noble concubines are here!"
"Cough cough cough..."
Zhao Guanren coughed a few times, and said in surprise: "You two are young and beautiful, I can understand, but Concubine Qi can be my wife, and what does this have to do with royal blood, my seed is not theirs!"
"Oh, it's not easy..."
The crown prince and concubine smiled and said: "We all gave birth to princes and grandchildren. If you regenerate an immortal king for you, they will have half of our blood, and the prince and grandson will also have half of our blood. Aren't they brothers? You must be thinking about Dashun Jiangshan!"
"I'll go! You guys are really calculating..."
Zhao Guanren was shocked in an instant, and the crown prince and side concubine held him in his arms and said ambiguously, "Good lord! We just point out that mothers are more expensive than children. If Wuxi's life is ruined, you will be so lucky. Don't be sorry." Li, we sisters will definitely serve you well!"
"No! What a mess..."
Zhao Guanren turned his head and left angrily. In fact, he had the feeling that he was too pretentious. He really underestimated the superstition of the ancients. These people are completely shameless for the sake of an illusory fairy. .
"You two go back too, I understand without asking..."
Zhao Guanren walked back to the young woman, took off his cloak and put it on the young woman, but the young woman pulled him behind the rockery and asked, "My lord! Are you looking for Zhang Tiansheng from Lantai County? Isn't it very important?"
"how do you know… "
Zhao Guanren was surprised and said, "Do you know where he is? This person may be carrying corpse poison. We must catch him as soon as possible!"
"Someone in my family saw him, just over ten days ago..."
The young woman suddenly knelt down on the ground and begged: "My lord! I am not threatening you, but our family needs your help so much. As long as you are willing to visit my niece, I will tell you the truth, please!"
"you… "
Zhao Guanren was so angry that he was speechless, and it would definitely not work if this continued. There are too many women here, and these messy things must be cleaned up. Just because he likes beautiful women does not mean that he has no bottom line and can be morally bankrupt.