"Damn it! There are fools every year, especially this year..."
Zhao Guanren took out a soldering iron from the charcoal stove, walked up to Zhang Kai who was tied to the pillar, held up the red soldering iron and said with a grin, "You dare to find me a father even if you can't recognize people, open your eyes wide." Take a look, I am your nephew, if you don't tell the truth, I will let you be a eunuch!"
"Mmmmmmm..."
Zhang Kai frantically shook his head in horror, his crotch was so frightened that he pissed, but seeing that Zhao Guanren was about to burn himself, a thick female guard suddenly came over and said in embarrassment: "Master! You gagged his mouth , he can't say it!"
"I'll go! It's no wonder you're tough and make mistakes..."
Zhao Guanren quickly pulled out the cloth ball from his mouth, and Zhang Kai immediately wailed: "My lord! I was wrong, I am not Zhao Yunxuan's uncle, I am a bandit who swarmed back then, and I knew Zhang's brothers and sisters very well, but I really did not lie , the brothers and sisters of the Zhang family are indeed from the country of Kyrgyzstan!"
"continue!"
Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette with a soldering iron, and Zhang Kai trembled from the fright of the green smoke.
"Zhao Yunxuan's mother is called Zhang Qiaolan. Before she was captured, she had sex with General Yuan. After being captured, she was raped by dozens of men. She didn't even know who Zhao Yunxuan was..."
Zhang Kai said: "I heard about your name in the country of Ji, and I asked someone about your origin. I thought you were the Zhao Yunxuan I knew, so I found General Yuan and planned this matter. Pretending to be his uncle, thinking that he is too young to remember anything!"
"Where did the corpse poison powder come from? Do you know Zhang Tiansheng..."
Zhao Guanren looked up at him, Zhang Kai shook his head and said, "I don't know him! But I know him. General Yuan said that Zhang Tiansheng contributed corpse poison powder, and now it is the promotion of epidemic prevention in Ji Kingdom. It is the fourth grade. Your epidemic prevention measures in Lantai, It was all learned by that kid!"
"damn it!"
Zhao Guanren scolded: "This white-eyed wolf left his mother and went to a foreign country to become an official. What is Ji Guo's plan now? Do you want peace talks or open it?"
"If you cooperate with them, you will definitely fight. If you don't cooperate, I think they don't want to fight..."
Zhang Kai said solemnly: "Dashun has a million soldiers at the border, three to four hundred thousand after removing the water. Everyone in Ji Kingdom is very nervous, afraid that they will launch a fierce attack while poisoning, but whoever sends the mission first will lose. momentum, so they have been waiting and watching!"
"Think carefully about what else you have to explain, write it down and give it to me, I will spare your dog's life..."
Zhao Guanren threw down the soldering iron, turned around and walked out of the warehouse. Four thick female guards continued to concoct him. By this time, it was already dark, and all roads in the palace were lit with kerosene lamps. His stomach was growling hungry, and he hurried to the inner house. Walk in the compound.
"Yo~ You guys are going to court, so welcome me so grandly..."
Zhao Guanren entered the hall with a smile. Fifteen wives and concubines sat neatly on both sides of the hall according to their respective status. Everyone was dressed in grand court clothes. Dozens of court ladies and maidservants also lined up on both sides, but Hu The mother and daughter are also among them.
"My lord is blessed and safe!"
The women got up and knelt down on the ground in a collective manner. Zhao Guanren inexplicably sat on the middle seat, kicked off a leather boot, and raised his legs before asking, "You guys?" What the hell, I haven't come back for a few days, and I've made all kinds of moths?"
"My lord! They have forced you to come to the door. Such a big matter cannot allow a woman to decide without authorization..."
Bian Xianglan got up and handed over a booklet, and said: "The seed seekers can be roughly classified into three types, one is the people who follow the trend, purely for the purpose of building relationships, the second is to improve the bloodline, and comes to seek seeds in a serious way, and the third is It was for you to gain enlightenment alone, and they ascended to heaven with chickens and dogs!"
"Ha~"
Zhao Guanren
He opened the brochure and said with a smile: "You can do it, you actually wrote me a relationship form, is this for me to breed according to the form?"
"My lord! This is just a little opinion of our women's family, I'm afraid you will be annoyed after sorting it out..."
Bian Xianglan said seriously: "Seeking seed is related to many things in the future, such as important officials in the court and century-old nobles. Once you have blood relationship, you may not care about it personally, but after you die, you must leave a connection for future generations. !"
"Crack~"
Zhao Guanren threw the booklet on the coffee table, looked around at the women and asked, "Sit down, all of you, and answer my question seriously. Don't you think that your role is just to be a reproductive tool for men, without any independent thoughts?" ?”
"..."
The women looked at each other in surprise, and after a long while someone said: "Why should we be independent? God divides men and women. Isn't it just that men support the family and women bear children? Now we have inexhaustible wealth, why do we still have to be demons?" , we are very satisfied!"
"That's right! Having more children is my greatest wish for generations to come..."
The women nodded in agreement. Zhao Guanren also knew that he was talking nonsense. This era does not have the conditions to have feminist ideas. They are very satisfied now. Talking about independence is bullshit. Maybe the only feminist is Concubine Longzi.
"Okay! It's good to be safe and sound, let's not talk about this..."
Zhao Guanren said seriously: "Men are mud, women are water, mud and water blend to nourish each other, men and women are indispensable for each other, but my mud is relatively large, and I need to carry a few more buckets of water to nourish it, but this does not mean I'm an animal, and I can bred whoever comes, understand?"
"I just said I can't give it..."
Qian Guipin said: "The white flowers that are begging to be planted lie in a row, and let our master go up to sow. What is the difference between this and sow breeding? It is not an insult to our master. Besides, it is not just to offend people if we give it to one and not to that." Well, if you want me to say that I don’t give any, our family’s food and clothing have not been solved! Hmph~”
"I disagree with the last sentence, but I agree with the previous sentence..."
Zhao Guanren pointed at them and said, "None of them have any brains. I'll match them if they ask for a seed. I'm not an animal, but I have become an animal. I will send them all back tomorrow morning, and allow each family to set up a third-class one in the shrine." Longevity card, did you hear that?"
"I heard it!"
The women agreed in a happy and tender voice. They said it was easy, but in fact no one was willing to borrow it, but Concubine Liu Shu looked forward to it: "Master! We have been in the mansion for a while, do you think we should give it a name?" Points, or mention the grade?"
"Haha~"
Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "I know a little about the ranks of the harem, but I really don't understand the ranks of the prince. Anyway, you have already been ranked, so you can report according to the current rank!"
"My lord! It's not fair to line up like this..."
Qian Guibin stood up and said: "The elder sisters of Lantai are of high status, we recognize it by pinching our noses, but some sisters are already married, so we can't let the children suffer too, and there are women who don't understand, don't you Give me an explanation, isn't the family messed up!"
"Who is happy, why don't you tell me..."
Zhao Guanren looked around in a daze, and Bian Yulei was the first to jump out with a smile, rubbing her belly and laughing: "Surprised or not? My wife has been happy for a month and a half. During this time, you can be lucky with her sister and don't come to spoil me again." ! Haha~”
"Congratulations, my lord! Double happiness..."
Second Miss Xie stood up with a smile on her face, Qian Guipin hurriedly pulled Concubine Liu Shu over, and said beamingly: "We are also blessed with double happiness, do you remember the day in Yulongchi, we had a happy time together
, we will give birth to a big fat son for you, hehe~"
"My lord! The slaves are also happy..."
A little court lady stepped forward and knelt down shyly, and the pregnant woman rolled her eyes to the sky, but Zhao Guanren didn't dare to be foolish, and subconsciously looked at Bian Xianglan.
"Hehe~"
Bian Xianglan covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly: "You have spoiled me so many times, how can I face others if I am not pregnant again, but I am a little later than Liuliu, and the imperial doctor told me to rest more, you can't mess around anymore Come on, leave the fairy seed to her sister!"
"Luo Saosao! Are you drinking contraceptive soup..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly looked at Aunt Luo, and Aunt Luo smiled charmingly: "Didn't the master say that I am the pearl in your hand, and I will itch if I don't care for a few days, let them raise the baby slowly at home, and I will accompany you Let’s have a good time when we go to the country of Kyrgyzstan, haha~”
"huh~"
Bian Yulei pouted unconvinced: "You are so scheming, you fight all day and drink contraceptive soup, I will not be good sisters with you in the future!"
"You little girl, what do you know? I'm the only one who can do the escorting..."
Aunt Luo proudly said: "There are three kinds of women in our family, one is capable, the other is capable, and the third is both capable and capable. I am the third type. I am not targeting anyone. Both are the first two, hahaha..."
"What can you do, what do you mean..."
A group of women looked at each other blankly, only Yuniang covered her mouth and giggled.
"Anyway, it's a dirty word, otherwise why would the master call her Luo Saosao..."
Bian Xianglan rolled her eyes angrily, and said, "My lord! The mother and daughter of the Hu family have already made up their minds. Since there are mostly Lantai fellows and acquaintances here, they plan to stay in the palace to repay their favor. How do you arrange it? Do you want to be young or not?" people?"
"Follow the master's arrangement!"
The mother and daughter of the Hu family knelt down, and Aunt Luo said with a smirk: "Hu Lingzhi is good, I think it is suitable to be a Shuyuan, just use it in the small house, and serve in the big house, mother and daughter inside and out , no one will be jealous of anyone!"
"Crap!"
Bian Xianglan stared and said: "There is no reason for a biological mother to give a room to her daughter. The master's mind is not crooked, but you can make it crooked. The two of them must be inside and one outside. No matter how they are used, they cannot be used together. If you tell people The joke is dead!"
"Ganoderma lucidum! You are very beautiful, but you should find a good man to marry..."
Zhao Guanren said something that stunned everyone: "I didn't save you to sleep with you, not to mention the risk of my mission to Jiguo is very high. If you really don't want to marry, you can wait here for my return, but if you don't come back... you Get ready mentally!"
"Bah bah bah..."
The women spit on the ground one after another, Zhao Guanren laughed and walked towards the restaurant.
"Sir! Wait a minute..."
Bian Xianglan caught up and pulled him to the side hall, wondering: "Why are you talking so strangely today? So many ladies are happy, and I can't see any joy on your face, but you said something sad, did it happen? What's wrong?"
"Daughter-in-law! You still have a good heart with me..."
Zhao Guanren gently held her face, and said: "From tomorrow onwards, you will lead a team to train, and everyone in the mansion must know how to use knives, archery, and slash people. I will give you another copy of "The Cheats of Living". Let everyone memorize it and apply it flexibly!"
"Is it so dangerous?"
Bian Xianglan looked at him in disbelief, Zhao Guanren nodded and said: "The corpse poison has finally fallen into the hands of Ji Guo. If the corpse plague spreads, it will soon spread to Dashun, so we have to make all preparations. The only way to win is to plan ahead." key!"