"Let's play something! Nothing to retreat..."
A middle-aged father-in-law shouted loudly, civil and military officials climbed up from inside and outside the nave, and the seventeenth princess in a yellow dragon robe also walked out of the back hall, and climbed onto the high platform with one hand behind her back, Sitting on the dragon chair in a very domineering posture.
'Tsk tsk, so smart...'
Zhao Guanren was standing among the courtiers in court clothes, looking up at Concubine Long Zi and secretly praising her. Concubine Long Zi clearly raised the height of the Dragon Terrace, so that everyone could only look up at her.
And she held a glazed lotus lantern in her left hand, rested her head on the chair handle with her right elbow, and leaned on the dragon chair in a very lazy posture, with a thick square pillow on the left and right sides.
In this way, she will not appear to be unable to support the scene in the large dragon chair. The pretentious lotus lantern and lazy attitude will not only make people think that she is frivolous, but also have a mysterious feeling.
"Your Highness! I have played..."
Xia Shoufu stepped forward respectfully, and everyone began to work step by step, showing off what should be shown off, cursing what should be cursed, ministers still follow those routines, which shows that Concubine Longzi completely controlled the situation and no one jumped Come out and contradict her.
"Ah~~~"
Zhao Guanren couldn't help yawning, and Concubine Longzi suddenly said coldly: "King Zhao! This king knew that you are not interested in government affairs. If you are tired, go down and rest. Don't interfere with other courtiers' performances. Xuan! The right of the Ministry of War See you, servant!"
'Your grandma has a leg, little bitch...'
Zhao Guanren mouthed Concubine Longzi a word, Concubine Longzi straightened up and pretended she didn't see it, but she was destroying Zhao Guanren's vigor, boosting her prestige, and not giving him any chance to speak, the emperor's mind had already let her play To the extreme.
"Don't mess with her, she really didn't recognize her when she went to court..."
Song Chizhu reminded softly from behind. Zhao Guanren stared at the increasingly majestic Concubine Longzi. He felt that even if he sat on the dragon chair, he would never do better than her. Concubine Longzi had already surpassed her father, and even let him They were all a little apprehensive.
"Dashun is finally saved..."
Zhao Guanren nodded secretly. Although Concubine Longzi was not familiar with government affairs in some places, she did not pretend to understand. She was explained to her from beginning to end. There were almost no faults that could be picked on. It was just that she was forced to drive in the morning. Great noon.
"Wait a minute, everyone!"
Concubine Longzi stepped down from the high platform and came to the gate of the palace. She bowed and said loudly, "I have prepared a family banquet for you all. I thank you uncles and uncles for your tireless teaching. I hope everyone can stay for a light meal. Add some popularity to the palace!"
"My lord is too polite, I'm flattered to wait..."
The princes and ministers were all beaming with joy. Concubine Longzi changed her majestic posture and acted like a corporal, leading them to the banquet hall for dinner. .
"The big girl is beautiful, that big girl is sloppy..."
Zhao Guanren took a handful of peanuts from his pocket, and walked towards the harem alone. The new leader, the eunuch, hurriedly chased him, and respectfully led him into the Shang's study.
"What do you mean? How did the dinner party turn into a pair of drinks..."
Zhao Guanren looked at the small table of food and drink in surprise, the eunuch bowed and smiled and said, "Your Highness said that I haven't seen you for a long time, and I want to keep you here for dinner. Princess Yongning was called out of the palace by her mother and concubine. Let's meet, when she comes back, I will have dinner with you!"
"Let the two singers come in for a dance, I guess the little slut is still a bit rambunctious..."
Zhao Guanren sat down bored, when the mistress listened to the word "little slut", she shrank her head and ran out in fright.
Who knew that Zhao Guanren insisted on waiting until the sky was cloudy and it began to rain
, I drank half a pot of rice wine, and I didn't see a single singer. When people ran outside the door to see, they were all young eunuchs.
"Where are the maids? Get two of them to come in for a dance, and let me drink alone..."
Zhao Guanren yelled angrily, but the eunuchs hurriedly knelt down on the ground, weeping and saying: "Yong Wang said, I'm afraid you won't be able to control it, and you will mess up the Shang's study. They stripped off to play with you!"
"Wori's grandma! She pushed her nose on her face, didn't she..."
Zhao Guanren ran out in shock, but Tan Qingning stood alone under the eaves, holding a sword and smiled bitterly: "Your Highness said that if you run away, she will take off my pants and let the eunuch spank my ass. If you Just go if you are willing!"
"What the hell does the little bitch want? You think I have no temper..."
Zhao Guanren crossed his hips angrily, and Tan Qingning came over and said angrily: "Hold down! Your Highness Jian Guo is half an emperor, you have to show her some face, she also has important matters to discuss with you, otherwise how could she force her?" Leave you here, she will come after a while!"
"Then go in and have a drink with me, I haven't kissed you for a long time..."
Zhao Guanren stretched out his hand to hug her, but Tan Qingning hurriedly avoided and said: "Be obedient! There is no one else, let you kiss enough, I still have to listen to the report here, and His Highness doesn't allow me to go in, and she will still spank my ass if I go in!"
"Okay! I will settle the old and new debts with her later..."
Zhao Guanren ran back angrily, lay down on Longtao and dozed off. He didn't know how long it had passed in a daze, and suddenly found that the front door and windows were closed. When he opened his eyes, Concubine Longzi He walked in with a smile on his face.
"I heard that you are interested in my grandma, dreaming or summoning the soul..."
Concubine Longzi looked at him narrowly, Zhao Guanren sat up and said angrily: "You'd better let me know when enough is enough, I'll stand up for you, and let you step on me, and you'll be shameless and play with me twice." face, when the time comes, I will let you cry and there will be no place to cry!"
"You are a big man, why are you so angry with me, a little woman, come on! I'll have a drink with you..."
Concubine Long Zi walked to the wine table with a full smile, poured two glasses of white wine and said with a smile: "I never drink steamed wine, I will make an exception for you today, and I am not afraid to tell you, you have already made me cry Yes, that day outside the Palace of Mercy, I cried for the first time in my adult life!"
"You seem to be determined to eat me, you are not afraid that I will turn my face..."
Zhao Guanren walked over with a cold face. Concubine Long Zi sat down and smiled: "Don't be afraid! You pushed me up to the sky with your own hands, and you won't let me fall down easily. Although you looked up at me when you went to court, in fact your heart is in the sky. Overlook me, I am your masterpiece, I sit on the dragon chair, you have a great sense of accomplishment!"
"Three days after farewell, let's treat each other with admiration. It seems that I have to call you Long Zetian..."
Zhao Guanren sat down in surprise, Long Zifei handed him a glass of wine, said with a smile: "Do you know what I do every night, study every sentence you say, dig deep into everything you do, and then Learn from you, imitate you, become you!"
"Ha~"
Zhao Guanren took the wine glass and said with a smile: "You can't be me, the things I have experienced are far beyond what you can imagine, but at least you have taken the first step, played hard, put your face down, and let you down If someone wants to whip you, spit two mouthfuls!"
"Hahaha… "
Concubine Long Zi covered her mouth and smiled: "You finally admit that you are cheap. I felt that way at the beginning, but I will not apologize to you. The sky is big and the birthday is the biggest. No matter how I play my temper today, you can't be annoyed." Me, let me indulge for a while, okay?"
Zhao Guanren was surprised and said, "So it's your birthday today, how old are you?"
"huh~"
Concubine Long Zi slapped the table angrily: "I thought you knew today's
It's my birthday, I chose today to have dinner with me, today is my 30th birthday, an old girl who is 30 years old, don't tell outsiders, everyone thinks I'm 28! "
"Not old! A beautiful woman will never grow old, my brother will accompany you for a walk..."
Zhao Guanren clinked his glass with her, drank it all, and said with a smile: "Let's stop talking about romance today, and not talk about state affairs, but before chatting, I want to ask you, do you really want to be a queen?"
"Yes! But I won't usurp the throne..."
Concubine Longzi said solemnly: "I swore in front of my concubine's mausoleum that I would never usurp the throne and never murder my relatives. If my father finally let the crown prince succeed me, I would give it up without hesitation. Now I am just learning Be the emperor, just in case something happens!"
"The corpse poison fell into the hands of Ji Guo, you have to prepare for the worst..."
Zhao Guanren poured her another glass of wine and said, "But don't worry, you can do what you want before my brother falls, but if I fall in Jiguo, you have to give up the capital and retreat to the hunting village , how long it can last is counted!"
"I'm sure you can do it, cheers..."
Concubine Long Zi vigorously clinked glasses with him, but she became dizzy after a few glasses of wine. Zhao Guanren flicked the jug with a smile, and asked, "You can't drink so badly, how many jugs can you drink like this?" ?”
"One! Cough cough cough..."
Concubine Longzi held up a finger, covered her mouth and coughed violently, but raised her glass again and said, "I will risk my life to accompany you today, come here! I won't go home until I'm drunk!"
"Good! Refreshing..."
Zhao Guanren toasted with her in high spirits, both of them chatted and laughed unscrupulously. After a while, they drank six pots of white wine, and Zhao Guanren asked drunkenly, "You, can you still drink? Women don't get drunk. Men don't have a chance, a chance... "
"Plop~"
Zhao Guanren fell to the ground before finishing his sentence, looked at Concubine Longzi who ran over to help him, waved his hand and said, "What kind of wine is this? Why is it so powerful? Don't help me. If I don't drink you to bed today, I will ... Eh? Where is the bed?"
"At this!"
Concubine Longzi dragged him to the side of the dragon tower with all her strength, and Zhao Guanren climbed up in a staggered manner. He fell on the bed and couldn't move. He only heard Concubine Long grinning in his ear and said, "I tell you, this wine is called a drop of wine. , my drinking capacity is, keep drinking!"
"Huh? Since when did you learn the split body technique, two of you drink one of me..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hands in a daze, but his arms were suddenly kneeled down by his knees. He heard a "Hula", and a bright yellow dragon robe was suddenly thrown into the sky, and soon another dragon robe of the same color The tattooed bellyband covered his face with a fragrant scent.
"Take off, what are you doing taking off my clothes, what kind of technician are you, hiss~ your hands are so cold..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head weakly, Long Zifei slowly pulled down his bellyband, exposed his eyes, leaned on his chest and smiled lightly: "I tell you, women hold grudges very much, you made me cry, I Eat you for the rest of your life, and you will never escape from my grasp!"
"Boss! I want to change, this bitch has no training..."
"Crack~"
Zhao Guanren was slapped on the face suddenly, and his hair was pulled back violently. Concubine Long Zi was panting like a cow, her eyes were blood red, and she kissed him fiercely on the mouth.
"Boom~"
"ah!!!"
A muffled thunder just covered up the painful cry. Tan Qingning stood on the steps outside the palace holding an umbrella, standing side by side with a female commander in golden armor, looking at the sky and wondering: "Why do I seem to hear His Highness calling?"
The female commander put her arms around her shoulders and walked down slowly, saying: "You heard me wrong, Your Highness is laughing, the little white dragon may have taken advantage of the thunderstorm to descend to earth!"