"Huh~"
A wisp of plain-colored smoke blows into the air, and a beauty sits beside the golden dragon couch, with long black hair falling down to her buttocks, a beautiful white back looming between the strands of hair, and a bright yellow dragon robe wrapped around her lower body. He raised his head and revealed half of his cold face.
"You ruined me like this, don't you give me a title..."
A puff of smoke was sprayed on her beautiful back again, and Zhao Guanren was half lying on the dragon couch, lying on all fours, holding a post-event cigarette, staring straight at Concubine Longzi with his eyes.
"Can't you keep playing the show and let me leave with a sense of accomplishment..."
Concubine Longzi stood up with her back to him, put the dragon robe on her body, and pulled her long hair out of the collar. She opened her arms out of habit, as if she wanted to wait for someone to serve her, but the man behind her didn't Standing up, she stepped on her dragon robe bellyband instead.
"You are not a child anymore, you don't need to live in a fairy tale world..."
Zhao Guanren lifted her bellyband and put it on her chest, and said with a smile: "If you don't let you know the pain, how can you understand that the world is dangerous and there are many routines in the market? You have been drinking all the time, and I have been slacking on mine. I am a yellow flower The big guy let you ruin it on purpose, it's your birthday present!"
"Hmph~ At least I've been holding you down. If you make me cry, I'll make you bleed..."
Concubine Longzi turned sideways to fasten her robe, looking arrogantly at the scratches on his chest, while Zhao Guanren looked at the bloodstains on the dragon-patterned cushion, and said with a smile: "I can change the name of the cavalry regiment. Now, I’m called Dragoon, and I’m Dragon Knight, you are welcome to mount your horse anytime, little dragon girl!”
"Do you dare to be a little bit more cheap, I should really scratch you to death..."
Concubine Long Zi angrily grabbed the soft pillow and threw it at him. Zhao Guanren said with a smirk: "You can't do it with a few words. How can this city be the emperor? You have been fooling around with your status as a little concubine, and you still rely on the things in your belly." Dragon species, you may not be able to conceive at one time, right?"
"Huh~ You're right, I can't be you..."
Concubine Longzi took a deep breath, and said seriously: "I want too many things, but you have been doing whatever you want, but you have no ambition to be an emperor, let alone the number one queen in all ages. I need this dragon species. If you fail once, you can do it twice, if you fail twice, you can do it ten times!"
"That's right, since you chose to wear the dragon robe, you can only go to the dark..."
Zhao Guanren sat up and said seriously: "I can only help you so much. Don't expect any gods to rescue you. They don't care about the life and death of a group of ants. The only one who can help you in the future is yourself. The emperor has always been a loner!"
"What's your real name, and how old are you..."
Concubine Long Zi looked at him curiously, Zhao Guanren stubbed out the cigarette butt and said with a smile: "My real surname is Zhao, a high-ranking official, benevolent and righteous benevolent, Zhao Guanren, age... I've been tossing back and forth, I don't know the details, Anyway, I have to call you sister!"
"Bah~"
Concubine Long Zi spat angrily, reached out to grab the bellyband, and cursed: "You must be older than me, why are you pretending to be tender, return the bellyband to me!"
"This is my trophy..."
Zhao Guanren sat down on the bellyband and said with a smile: "Every woman who has slept with me, their bellybands are my trophies. Your dragon robe bellyband is unique. I will hang it in the middle of the treasure room. But I will give you something in exchange, a secret letter from Emperor Ji!"
"oh?"
Concubine Long Zi sat down in surprise, and said, "Why did I send you the secret letter, and who sent it?"
"You'll know it when you look at it..."
Zhao Guanren took out a secret letter from his clothes, handed it to her and said, "Your father, Chen Bingwan, is at the border. They thought they were going to attack aggressively, but they didn't want to lose momentum, so they sent a fool to pretend to be my uncle. I just want to talk about peace!"
"It is indeed the son of the emperor of Kyrgyzstan.
India, not a fake…”
Concubine Long Zi frowned after reading it and said: "This Zhang Tiansheng is actually a spy. No wonder he couldn't be caught. This old thief is also very cunning. He wants to blackmail you with Zhao Yunxuan's life experience. If the threat fails, it will be a peace negotiation. Everyone With corpse poison powder in hand, no one dares to use it lightly!"
"Remember! The two bottles hidden in the palace are fakes. Dashun has no poison powder, but no one will know if you don't tell me..."
Zhao Guanren said: "The heavens said that disasters occurred during the Tianqi period. The problem naturally lies in the country of Ji, but how it happened, no one knows now. I negotiated in the past to let them understand how powerful it is. It would be the best if the corpse poison powder can be destroyed. !"
"I will give you my full support, but..."
Concubine Long Zi said in a stern voice: "You want them to return Bashan, that is the territory of our Dashun, we must take it back!"
"Bashan was also snatched from others by you. You have been fighting and killing for hundreds of years..."
Zhao Guanren said: "Everyone says that monks from all over the world came out of Bashan, and people worship Bashan Spirit Pagoda, in fact, they want to find the secret of becoming a fairy, but I can tell you responsibly, no one in this world can become a fairy, and the Spirit Pagoda can't do it." There is no secret to becoming a fairy!"
"Then why do you still want to go to the Spirit Pagoda? You said it yourself..."
Concubine Longzi looked at him in confusion, and Zhao Guanren crossed his legs and said helplessly: "I have a little sand sculpture partner, and he strayed when we came down together. We made an appointment to meet at the Bashan Spirit Pagoda, but we fell at different times. , he may appear in a few years or decades, I have to insert a sign to inform him!"
"You can actually go off track for decades. I'm afraid your little friend is a dementia..."
Concubine Longzi looked contemptuous and disdainful, and Zhao Guanren coughed lightly in embarrassment, not ashamed to say that the person with dementia was himself.
"Go find Yongning, she should be back..."
Concubine Long Zi stood up holding the superstition, and said: "I think you can write a letter to Emperor Ji, and the sluts in their country will have to hammer it out. Remember to let me take a look when you finish writing it!"
"Actually, I completed the task he assigned..."
Zhao Guanren held down the bloodstains on the cushion, and said with a smirk, "Look! They asked me to assassinate you, and I stabbed and killed you, and there was blood on the cushion. Human life, perfect!"
"No matter how shameless I am, I will never be as good as you in my life..."
Concubine Long Zi glared at him with shame and anger, but after thinking about it, she asked again: "That's right! Why did you send all the women back? I don't usually see you cherishing your seeds. Could it be that you don't want your blood to flow out? "
"Why do people pick their nose? Because it's comfortable..."
Zhao Guanren jumped up and said, "But when you're walking on the main road, a group of people you don't know suddenly run over, forcefully insert their fingers into your nostrils, and line up to help you pick your booger, how can you feel comfortable?"
"Hehe~ There seems to be some truth in what you said..."
Concubine Longzi covered her mouth and gave a coquettish smile, but then she asked half-jokingly and half-seriously: "Then are you comfortable today, and... am I beautiful?"
"Beautiful or not, look at the thighs, in my eyes you are only two words, the best..."
Zhao Guanren blinked coquettishly, Long Zifei raised her head and laughed, and said with a very charming smile: "You have finally told the truth, but the word 'superior' makes me happier than spoiling you. The best birthday present ever, haha~”
Concubine Long Zi laughed and walked towards the back door, but the moment she opened the door, she turned her back to him and said, "Until my father and emperor decide on the successor, you are not allowed to marry the main concubine, and the seat of the main room must be given to me." Keep it, anyone who dares to rob me will kill him!"
Concubine Longzi left in the light rain. Her domineering voice echoed in the Shang study. Zhao Guanren made her speak in a daze. She smoked a cigarette before putting on her underwear. After tidying up briefly, she put on the dragon
Pao Duodou walked out from the gate.
"Yunxuan!"
Tan Qingning walked over from a distance holding an oiled paper umbrella. She was dressed in a black outfit, with one hand behind her back, and she covered her nose without any doubt, and said, "You stink, you smell like alcohol, don't you? Shang Shufang drank too much and fell asleep?"
"Forget it!"
Zhao Guanren got under the umbrella and put his arms around her waist, and said as he walked, "I didn't know Seventeen Thieves could drink. I wanted to get her drunk and draw a big bastard on her face, but instead I let her drink me." Drunk, sleepless all afternoon!"
"Prince Yong is famous for never getting drunk with a thousand cups, how dare you drink with her..."
Tan Qingning smiled and led him to the harem, and said: "Your Highness, you should be more considerate, I am a woman, I know very well, it is too difficult for a woman to be such a big family, who else can she rely on if she doesn't rely on you, in front of everyone In front of the minister, she can't lower herself, she can only make amends behind your back!"
"Yo~"
Zhao Guanren said angrily: "It seems that she has brainwashed you a lot, your elbows are starting to turn towards her, you should be careful, Shi Qi likes women, don't let her fool you, your This body belongs to me!"
"Your Highness doesn't like women, she hates men..."
Tan Qingning said softly: "I only have colleagues in the palace and no friends. Your Highness is the same as me. Although there are many relatives, there is no one to talk to. These days I often talk to her and know many sad things about her, so I sincerely hope that you If you can help her, at least let her know that men are good too!"
"I helped everything I could..."
Zhao Guanren patted her on the waist and said: "You practice martial arts well and don't get involved in the court battles. This is the foundation of Shiqi's trust in you, especially your master's official position is very sensitive. Although he has always been very low-key, from his various practices Look, he is a person who likes to drill camps!"
"I'll take you to meet in a few days..."
Tan Qingning said: "Master is equal to my adoptive father. He is a bit of a man in the city, but he is definitely not a bad person. When the time comes, I will be the host. You have a good chat. Don't make judgments without meeting. OK?"
"Okay! Just give your master a dowry, and I will marry you when I come back from Ji Kingdom..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and touched her head. Seeing that there was no one around, Tan Qingning kissed him excitedly, and said in a shy voice, "We can discuss the marriage contract first, and don't announce it to the public for now. I'll ask when the time is right." Your Highness, she must agree to me before she can marry you!"
"I marry a wife, none of her business..."
Zhao Guanren looked around guiltily, and after hugging Tan Qingning for a deep French kiss, the little girl ran away blushing, not leaving him with an umbrella to cover the rain, so he could only run quickly to the depths of the harem, when the guards on the road saw him His expressions changed one after another.
"Why is King Zhao here again? Nothing will happen again..."
The guards avoided him like a god of plague, and the dissatisfied wives from all palaces and courtyards were also terrified, and ran back to the house to burn incense and worship God, but Zhao Guanren ran all the way into Yongning Palace, the compound where the little princess lived alone.
"I don't want to marry! I want to marry you, I'm already pregnant with King Zhao's flesh and blood..."
The roar of the little princess came from the house, and she was pounding things there, only to hear her old lady exclaimed in the house: "What? When did you conceive Zhao Wang's flesh and blood? How many months have you been?"
"You said a few months, he lied to my body when he was in Lantai, and he cheated on me twice in the Palace of Mercy, otherwise why didn't my menstruation come, you just wait to be a grandma..."
The little princess yelled confidently, and Zhao Guanren's face turned green when he heard it. He ran in hastily and scolded angrily: "Fuck! Your family is shameless, one spoils me, one Is there any law for wronging me?"