"Ah! King Zhao is here, pour tea, quickly pour tea..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the wing room abruptly, he was startled by Princess Duan and the two nobles, the princess hurried forward to fetch a stool for him, and the two nobles also poured tea quickly, only to see the little princess sitting in front of the dressing table crying , the whole place was smashed by her.
"You made my belly bigger, and you don't care about me..."
The little princess jumped up in an instant and dunked the big shit bowl on his head, and before Zhao Guanren could speak, she said angrily: "You don't want to deny it, did you take off my pants on the boat? Take my bellyband, is there anywhere on my body that you haven't touched?"
"Ancestor! Keep your voice down, you don't feel ashamed..."
Princess Duan hurriedly pulled Zhao Guanren who was full of aggrieved face, pressed him on the stool and said, "King Zhao! We all know what's going on after closing the door, but Yongning is your niece in name after all, it's too embarrassing to say it out." How about we think of a way to get the best of both worlds?"
"She's not pregnant, she's talking nonsense..."
Zhao Guanren spread his hands angrily, Yong Ning rushed over and poked his chest hard, and said angrily: "Are you a man, I just asked you if you touched or kissed, you ruined my innocence, and you want to Don't admit it, your woman has been played by others, do you still want her?"
"Okay, okay! King Zhao is so responsible, how can he not admit it..."
Princess Duan actually sat down with a smile on her face, pulled the little princess over and asked, "King Zhao! My sister-in-law arranged so many beauties for you, why did you return them all? If you are not satisfied, just mention it, you can't Treat one more favorably than another!"
"ah?"
Zhao Guanren said inexplicably: "Since when did I treat one person more favorably than another? I don't want any of the people who sent me, so I'll return them all, okay?"
"The former Concubine Bai Shu, isn't her son the son of the prince..."
Princess Duan jokingly said: "Now that she has entered your inner mansion as a nobleman, you didn't let her belly rest, did you? , so that the two of you are related by blood!"
"I'll send her back to the East Palace tomorrow, are you satisfied..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her dumbfounded, but Princess Duan laughed again: "Alas~ My brothers, it's not normal to give concubines to each other, but since you and Yongning have a physical relationship, you have to do good deeds to the end!"
"..."
Zhao Guanren was dumbfounded and said: "You, you let me marry Yongning, I am very happy, but it is really ugly to say it, in the eyes of outsiders, I am her uncle!"
"No! Sister-in-law means that she will not marry you, but will give birth to you..."
Princess Duan whispered: "Yongning's marriage is just a formality. Uncle Xiangcheng can't afford our family at all. After Yongning gives birth to the Immortal King, he will give birth to a cub for him. Their family will never dare to say anything!"
"I don't want to give birth! If I want to give birth to you, give birth to him..."
The little princess was shocked and said angrily: "That sand sculpture with a mouthful of words, trembling when he saw me, don't want to touch a finger of the owner!"
"Okay, okay! Don't touch, don't touch, our daughter is precious, and there is only immortal seeds in her stomach..."
Duan Wangfei smiled dotingly and said: "You take two dowry girls over there, and let them be on top at the bridal chamber night. If you are happy, you will be born. Go to his house for three or two days a month, and then live in a foreign house with you." Brother Xuan is loving, isn't it beautiful?"
"This is too bullying..."
Zhao Guanren discovered that these royal women have bigger brains than the other, and each one is more weird than the other. There are only things you can't think of, and there is nothing they dare not do.
"What are you bullying! It's not that the emperor needs Uncle Xiangcheng to fight, even his family's ancestral grave smokes so high that it can't compete with our Yongning..."
Princess Duan disdainfully said: "Royal in-laws are like this, it's just an exchange of interests, Princess Chengping has raised a few male favorites, isn't Qu's son-in-law showing off his power all the time, and after he was expelled from the army, Chengping will soon want to marry him again."
Married to a big guy, twenty-three years older than him, I feel ashamed for her! "
"Hmph~ You choose yourself..."
The little princess pinched Zhao Guanren's arm, and said sharply and ruthlessly: "Either let me give you a baby and have a relationship with me in private in the future, or I will go out and tell people that if you sleep with your niece, I will die. You are also embarrassing!"
"Why are all the women in your family all the same..."
Zhao Guanren said angrily: "Seventeen just finished coercing and luring you, and you are playing a rogue with me here again. I was really blind at the time, but I thought you were cute. You are really bad!"
"Hmph~ You said it yourself, we are the same breed, haha..."
The little princess sat down into his arms, hugged his neck triumphantly, Princess Duan got up and smiled and said: "King Zhao! Yongning will talk to you first, let's go to the front yard to prepare food and drinks. Don't be polite, treat it as Just do whatever you want at home!"
"No! My..."
Zhao Guanren didn't know what to say, but Princess Duan and the others ran so fast that the entire backyard was deserted in the blink of an eye.
"The rain is falling! The lover is in your arms! Don't you want to do something to her..."
The little princess kissed her with hazy eyes, but Zhao Guanren turned his head and said: "What a fart this afternoon, you are more anxious than me, and your old lady is too straightforward, say this in front of me Is there any courtesy, righteousness and shame?"
"Ha~ If my concubine mother is more reserved, I will become a concubine..."
The little princess said disdainfully: "The red tape only restrains the ordinary people, and it doesn't exist in the royal family. You have never seen those so-called famous families, the ashes of the ashes, the close relatives of the close relatives, besides, my Seventeenth Aunt's sword is held on our head Come on, how about holding back and waiting to die?"
"no!"
Zhao Guanren said seriously: "I had a chat with Shi Qi at noon, and she swore she would not usurp the throne or harm her relatives!"
"Aren't you sick? You can believe what she says..."
The little princess curled her lips and said: "The only person Yaoyue fears now is you, otherwise why would my father give you a woman? One is to prolong your descendants and improve your blood, and the other is to have your flesh and blood in your hands. Yaoyue She didn't dare to kill, she was the one who forced me to marry!"
"Why?"
Zhao Guanren didn't understand.
"You are stupid! Isn't she afraid that I will hook up with you..."
The little princess said again: "If I gave birth to a fairy king for you, would she still dare to touch my father? Your flesh and blood are a talisman. Otherwise, when you return to the Heavenly Palace, who will protect our family? Just rely on her oath? I don't want to live in her shadow all day long!"
"I go!"
Zhao Guanren really admired her, nodded and said: "You really think far enough, how did your little head grow?"
"People are forced out..."
The little princess said crookedly: "My mother and concubine have been slack all these years, and she can't understand the reason until I point it out, but you know I'm not scaremongering, Yaoyue also grew up in the harem, she will never recognize her relatives when she is ruthless, I can't Leave your life in her hands!"
After speaking, the little princess jumped up, dragged him into the ancient bed, and smiled like a goblin: "Anyway, we are just one step away, and we will cook the raw rice today and watch her die." What can you do with me, hurry up, what are you waiting for?"
"Don't drag me, it's not good in broad daylight..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly protected the dragon bellyband in his arms, fearing that the little hoof would find out, but the little goblin pushed him on the bed with all his might, and tore off his clothes excitedly, exclaiming: "What's wrong with you? , who scratched you?"
"Uh~ that...Tan Qingning, she didn't follow in the Royal Garden just now..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly stuffed the dragon belly pocket behind his back, the little princess turned around and put down the gauze curtain, kicked off the embroidered shoes and said disdainfully: "Your taste is really unique, rough-headed female guards are also interested, huh
Isn't this scent from Tan Qingning? "
The little princess sniffed at his chest like a police dog, Zhao Guanren quickly covered his chest and said, "You girl, be more reserved, what does it look like when you are pressing on me, get off!"
"Don't you want to be ashamed..."
The little princess shouted angrily: "When you oppressed me, why were you so unrestrained, now that you are a prince, this princess is worthless, right? I'll scratch you to death, you heartless bastard. I will make you love the new and dislike the old, and make you flirt with women!"
"Women in your family belong to cats, right? I agree, but it's not good if I obey..."
"That's right, be honest! Let the princess kiss me..."
The little princess retaliated with an eye, she returned it no matter what she was molested at the beginning, after a good meal of molestation, she smiled and said with a smirk: "Yo~ You are so coquettish, you even stick out your tongue, you are so beautiful right?"
"Don't say that about me, I'm not coquettish..."
"That's what you said about me back then, now I'll let you taste the power of my master..."
The little princess was as fierce as a little female leopard. Zhao Guanren felt that he had really beeped a husky. He was forced to bow twice a day by the overlord. Amid the arrogant laughter of the little princess, he finally shed tears of humiliation and sorrow.
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"I am an old Chinese doctor, specializing in bragging..."
Zhao Guanren was standing by the big bed in good spirits, with an afterthought cigarette dangling from his mouth, the little princess knelt on the ground to help him put on his shoes with disheveled hair, and said unwillingly: "You will bully me, and let me serve you even if it hurts to death , I have never served anyone before!"
"Then don't wait on me, let Young Master Xiangcheng serve you..."
Zhao Guanren slapped her hand away and was about to leave. The little princess hugged his leg, pouted and said, "If I don't serve you, who else will I serve? You are my master, and I will serve you all my life, but I really don't want to I don’t want to marry in name, so please help me find a way!”
"You flirt or I flirt..."
Zhao Guanren pressed her head with a smirk, but the window was suddenly slammed, and Princess Duan said anxiously outside the window: "Yongning! King Yong is here ahead of time, and he is almost outside the palace gate. Hurry up!" Come out, I'll drag it first!"
"What do you mean coming early? Have you made an appointment for dinner..."
Zhao Guanren looked out of the window in surprise, and the little princess hurriedly jumped up and said: "You didn't make an appointment, I and her have the same birthday, we agreed to have dinner together, you hurry up and get dressed, we can't let her know now, otherwise There will be big trouble!"
"I'll go! You both have the same birthday..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly put on his clothes, and the little princess smiled and said: "So you only remember mine, I thought you wanted to live with us, this year she is thirty, I am sixteen, one is 30 years old, the other is twenty-eight years old, An old girl, a beautiful girl, hee hee~"
"Hee hee, sister, please pass on the clothes..."
Zhao Guanren put on his belt and ran outside. Concubine Longzi and the little princess are aunts and nephews. Although they are not considered important in Dashun, there are many people who marry the same person, but Concubine Longzi has such a violent temper. What a disaster.
"Oh~ Your Highness! You are here, sit down quickly, Your Highness, Your Highness..."
Princess Duan raised her voice in the main room, Zhao Guanren saw that the situation was not good, quickly turned around and squatted down, and squatted under the corner of the back room.
"King Zhao! Why are you squatting here..."
Concubine Longzi led the people in with great dignity, Tan Qingning and the female commander followed closely behind, Zhao Guanren scratched the seams with his hands without raising his head, and subconsciously said: "I'm picking ashes... No, I'm picking the seams , Catch crickets by scratching!"
"Where did the crickets come from in this cold weather..."
Concubine Longzi looked keenly at the back room, and before Zhao Guanren could continue fooling around, she strode towards the back room and pushed open the door, but the Golden Armored Lady Commander was surprised and said, "King Zhao! Did you eat it by mistake?" Rat poison, your face... so green!"