"I have horns on my head and a tail behind me, no one knows how many tits I have..."
Zhao Guanren stood comfortably on the carpet, and a court lady knelt in front of him with only her bellyband on, carefully helping him tie his belt, and said with a coquettish smile: "Master! You are in a good mood when you get up, and our master and servant will accompany you out for a walk Let’s go shopping, how about buying some new year’s goods?”
"Master! Raise your hand..."
A dignified lady came over and gently helped Zhao Guanren get dressed, but the door was pushed open as soon as the words were finished.
"Yo~ Sister Shen! You are really capable, forcing the master to sleep with you until the sun rises..."
Guiren Qian came in with his maidservant, took off his shoes and stepped onto the carpet to help, while Guiren Shen smiled and said: "Master, I'm sleeping here, but you're sleeping, you have more tricks than one, how can you master?" Sleep soundly!"
"Hehe~ Let me tell you a big event, the whole capital is fried..."
Guiren Qian said with great vigor: "Our eldest princess, the little white dragon has grown her belly. The Ministry of Rituals has already announced it to the whole world. Even the border has sent people to make a list, saying that she is pregnant for more than a month. It is said that the dragon born from the dragon is called Xiaolongren!"
"Cough cough cough..."
Zhao Guanren covered his mouth and coughed violently. He really didn't know that Concubine Longzi was pregnant, and he didn't expect to make her belly bigger just once. What's even more amazing was that he sang "Little Dragon Man" when he woke up this morning , It's a completely unreasonable feeling.
"Master! What is this dragon doing with people? Do you want to coil it up..."
Shen Guiren patted him on the back in confusion, Zhao Guanren took a sip of tea before saying: "You are a snake spirit, a snake spirit has to be coiled up, and a dragon is a human being, using the wall-penetrating technique to enter the Shang's study, and take the dragon's son The concubine pulled it over, stripped off the dragon robe and looked like a human!"
"How do you know what Concubine Long Zi told you in Shangshufang..."
The girls were all curious. Zhao Guanren took a leather jacket with a fur collar, put it on, and said, "Little Bailong likes to chat, and last time I heard him talking about how white and white Concubine Longzi's butt is." Bai, it's like who has never seen a butt!"
"My lord! Have you ever slept with a dragon..."
A little girl's eyes were shining, Zhao Guanren flicked her brains, and said with a smile: "Master slept with you, what are dragons? Master used to be a dragon every night, but he couldn't do it later. I’ve played snake demons and fox spirits, and I’ve played cat demons too!”
"Hey~ Fairy! It's so scary..."
The little maid stuck out her tongue playfully, Zhao Guanren laughed and walked out, Qian Guibi hurriedly chased after him with her big buttocks twisted, holding his arm and croaking non-stop, she kept praising the child in her belly, and was focused on making her son feel happy. When the prince's son.
"My lord Jin'an!"
The wives and concubines stood up and saluted one after another in the big restaurant. Zhao Guanren forbade them to kneel down at will, not to mention that many of them had already become pregnant women. Second Miss Xie was the one with the biggest belly, and her roommates were all fat in a circle.
"Come here! Come here with big bellies and let the master kiss..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and beckoned, and the pregnant women came forward and stood in a row with smiles on their faces, letting him kiss each other on their belly, and then they all sat back at the dining table. The topic immediately became Concubine Longzi's pregnancy. Everyone is saying that her waist is stiff.
"Master! Do you think Seventeen will be the queen? She is pregnant with a real dragon..."
The women all looked at the only man curiously. Zhao Guanren stroked Bian Xianglan's big belly and said, "Dragon people are not gods. The Dragon King gave birth to a tyrant, so he just swims in the sea all day long. But times make heroes and become queens." The chances are still very high!"
"My lord!"
Qiu Ning suddenly came in from the door, dressed in a black military uniform like a female military commander, and immediately a woman shouted: "Hey! The new down jacket, why don't you bring it over, the women's family members are going to our house in batches Run around, just to feast your eyes!"
"You can't blame the slave family for this matter, ladies have to ask the prince..."
Qiu Ning covered her mouth and smiled secretly, while Zhao Guanren said awkwardly: "A traitor leaked the news, so I was robbed halfway, a bunch of girls blocked me on the main road, some pestered me, and some attacked me Rob, I managed to snatch a few back, but Yongning robbed them again!"
"Oh, my lord! You smoke them, our house is the base of fashion trends..."
The group of girls were all unhappy, but Qiu Ning handed over the sealed letter and said in a low voice: "My lord! The reply letter from the emperor of Ji Kingdom has been reviewed by the emperor at the border, and Concubine Longzi has also added comments. I'll give it to you to read!"
"The speed is quite fast. It seems that the emperor of Ji Kingdom also wants to live a stable year..."
Zhao Guanren opened the envelope and checked it on the spot. Qiu Ning stood aside consciously, and his wife and concubine were also very sensible to ask for lunch. Bian Xianglan even waved and smiled: "Sister Ning! Let's sit down and have a light meal together, anyway, sooner or later we are a family people!"
"Thank you ma'am!"
Qiu Ning sat over shyly, but Zhao Guanren was suddenly laughed angrily, and said, "These two old emperors are scumbags all the way. This makes the minister a matchmaker!"
"Who is it? Ji Guo wants to make peace with Dashun..."
The women were all surprised. Zhao Guanren lit the letter paper with a lighter, threw it into the ashtray and said, "The emperor's grandson of the Ji Kingdom heard that Xiao Qiao in the cigarette picture was based on Yongning, so he decided to marry Yongning." As a wife, if you marry into the country of Ji, you will be the grandson concubine!"
"Wow! This sincerity is not small, the grandson of the emperor may be the emperor in the future..."
A group of women were surprised again, and Zhao Guanren also nodded and said: "Our emperor also felt that he was very sincere, and he agreed with a swipe of a pen, and rejected Yongning's original marriage, and Jiguo wanted to marry a princess, you guys Guess who you married?"
"Could it be you?"
The women stood up abruptly, Zhao Guanren smiled wryly and said: "They knew that I didn't marry the main wife, so they actually asked me to go to the country of Ji to get married and bring the princess back after finishing the errands. Our emperor means that you don't want it for nothing, just throw it away if you don't like it." Stay indoors!"
"How can this work..."
Bai Guiren patted the table and said: "I don't like that she is also a nominal imperial concubine. We will all have to kowtow to her in the future. Why let a wild woman from the Ji Kingdom ride on the head of our Dashun woman?"
"He came after me. If I don't agree, there will be no way to reconcile this relative..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "The emperor of Ji Kingdom is wiser than I imagined. He guarantees that the corpse poison powder will be stored in the safest place of Ji Kingdom. As long as Dashun does not invade the territory of Ji Kingdom, he guarantees that no grain will be leaked, and at the same time he will not use it on other countries. It's peace!"
"My lord! But I don't think it's quite right..."
Qiu Ning was puzzled and said, "Ji Kingdom has been strong and strong all these years. When both sides have corpse poison fans, there is no reason for them to propose a marriage. The big deal is that they don't communicate with each other. Why did they suddenly become so talkative?"
Bian Yulei said: "They are afraid that the gods will punish them. Concubine Longzi is so awesome now!"
"What Liuliu said is just one of them, it should be my letter that played a role..."
Zhao Guanren said: "I clarified in the letter how powerful the corpse poison is. If it is leaked, they will destroy the country, and Dashun dare not use it. Secondly, the two countries will jointly establish a trade zone on the border, and other countries can also join in, allowing them to If the annual income is increased by half, they will not be tempted!"
"Master! You really want to marry a woman from the Ji country..."
A group of women only care about status, Zhao Guanren scratched his scalp and said: "Isn't she just a concubine in name, can she force you if I say no to please, and besides, when I come back, our children will be born!" , what else can she fight for?"
"Master! It's not good..."
Yuniang ran in suddenly, pointing at the door and shouting anxiously: "Princess Yongning and her concubine mother are here, the little princess is somehow gone,
Throwing things and throwing benches, throwing a tantrum! "
"Why are you getting angry with our things? It's not the master who asked her to marry..."
The women pursed their lips in disdain one after another. Zhao Guanren held his nose and didn't dare to say anything. He hurriedly got up and walked to the front yard. He heard the little princess yelling and cursing from a distance. He quickly pushed back the servants around him, opened the door and ran Into a wing.
"You still have the face to come..."
The little princess pointed at him aggressively, and said angrily: "You pull up your pants and run away after sleeping, without saying a word for me, this time I am really pregnant, how do you want me to marry, Mrs. Ji Guo Sun is not Uncle Xiangcheng, he is not easy to bully!"
"Ning'er! Keep your voice down so people can hear you..."
Princess Duan anxiously pulled her aside, and there were only the mother and daughter in the room.
"You have a big belly, I can't see it..."
Zhao Guanren sat down and lit a cigarette, and said with a smile, "You are in a hurry. Later, you pick a princess to take with you, and go to Jiguo with me. They will test that you are not good, and you will give the impression that you have no tutor. Isn't the marriage a mess, just let your sisters take the top!"
"yes!"
The eyes of the little princess lit up, and she said happily: "That's okay, I'll just say that I let ten men do it before, and I'll be foolish, let's see who dares to marry me, and I will depend on your family to stay, and the same goes for my uncle and niece. It's a matter of course!"
"Let me just say that King Zhao has an idea, you are still in a hurry..."
Princess Duan patted her with a smile, but the little princess asked again: "Hey! Why haven't you come to me these few days? I didn't take care of you comfortably last time, or my aunt couldn't do it. Tell me honestly." , is your seed in her belly?"
"Hehe~ You are really good, you hit it once..."
Princess Duan covered her mouth and laughed, while the princess kicked her and touched her flat belly with an unhappy expression.
"Xiao Bailong can't go down to earth privately, but he wants to find happiness, what should I do..."
Zhao Guanren said: "So he got on my body, occupied my body and Shi Qi is happy, otherwise Shi Qi would let me touch it, so the plant is mine, but the person is done by him, and it really has spiritual power Immortal species, he didn't sleep seventeen in vain!"
"I see… "
The little princess was surprised and said: "I said why did she suddenly change her gender and deal with you quietly, so is the child she gave birth to yours or Xiao Bailong's?"
"My blood, his dragon soul, the two become one, understand..."
Zhao Guanren ran the train with his mouth full, got up and said, "We can't let outsiders know about this. Seventeen will really turn your face if you say it out. Anyway, you have to keep your mouths shut, that's right! Since you're here, let's have dinner together. Let's go shopping together this afternoon." New Year's goods!"
"Whoa, whoa! Let's hang out..."
The little princess jumped up happily, but Zhao Guanren was startled when he opened the door. There was a gray-robed Taoist standing in the gazebo opposite, and the servants who passed by turned a blind eye to him. what?"
"It's okay! You guys go eat first, I'll go pee..."
Zhao Guanren walked straight towards the gazebo. The other party was a living person. He could see the soul in the other party's body, but it seemed that some maze had been set up so that ordinary people could not see him.
"Not bad! As expected, you can see this seat. You are worthy of being the successor of the Great Blowing Immortal..."
The old Taoist was twirling his goatee with a smile, while Zhao Guanren cupped his hands and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It turned out to be the great master I met outside the palace gate last time. This king is the half-disciple of Da Chuixian, Zhao Guanren who is known as the Little Trumpet of the Dongjiang River. That's right, I don't know your honorable name?"
"Haha~ What a small trumpet, my Dharma name is Guoci, and I am the deadly enemy of your master..."
The old Taoist looked at him playfully, and Zhao Guanren raised his eyebrows suddenly. He was actually the No. 1 Taoist Master Guoci, and Zhao Ziqiang's deadly enemy.