Guoci Daoist is immortal, with white hair and white face, dressed in a simple and neat gray Taoist robe, and also wearing a pair of straw sandals in the cold weather, holding nothing in his hand, his long hair is casually tied on his head, and he looks All in one, out of the world.
"I sort of found out..."
Zhao Guanren crossed his arms and looked at Master Guoci, and said with his mouth twisted: "My cheating cheap master, I didn't leave a single good thing to me, only countless enemies, if I can't beat him, I'm really fucking good!" I want to smash his dog's head!"
"Haha~ I like to hear this, but your master is nothing..."
Master Guoci laughed and said: "As the saying goes, there are three treasures in the lineage of blowing immortals: bragging, cheap play, and good waist; Virtue, no bottom line, there is a lineage of blowing immortals... "
"Stop stop! Stop, stop..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly made a pause gesture, and said angrily: "I find you are quite boring. You come to my house to scold the street during the New Year's Eve, but you can scold me for being cheap, master. Don't scold me too, okay? Although I don't I think he is his apprentice, but everyone thinks I am!"
"Hoho~ little friend! I'm really sorry..."
Master Guoci cupped his hands and said with a smile: "People who know Da Chui Xian are basically dead. I haven't scolded him so happily for many years. I get carried away in a moment of excitement, but let me ask the last question. If you want to sum up your master in one sentence ,how?"
"Despicable and shameless, wicked and smoky..."
"Hahaha… "
Master Guoci laughed happily, ran out of the gazebo, pointed at the sky, and shouted: "Zhao Shacai! You bastard, do you hear that? Even your disciples call you mean and shameless, you are a piece of trash!" , Le Se, Pu Jiezi, what the hell are you eighteen generations of ancestors, I bah~ bah bah bah..."
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Zhao Guanren stared at him dumbfounded. The grand master Guoci, who is number one in the heavenly rankings, had just been immortal and unpredictable, but in the blink of an eye he turned into a shrew and swearing at the streets. The saliva spat all over his face, but He was crazy and refused to give up.
"Sir! What's going on..."
The wives and concubines and the servants all ran out after hearing the sound, but Guo Ci returned to normal in an instant, put his hands behind his back and said solemnly: "Little friend! You can't do this, Zhao Ziqiang is your master anyway, you are so respectful!" Cursing him unscrupulously is deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors!"
"Hey~"
Zhao Guanren made him laugh angrily, bowed his hands and said, "Wansheng will give you another salute. You are a fucking master. You put shit on my ass yourself. It seems that you and my master are the same. Only the cheapest, not the cheapest!"
"Little friend! I can't help it..."
The real person Guoci walked over with a smile, patted him on the shoulder and said: "A long-term illness is a cure for itself, a fool will grow brains if he is tricked too much. Besides, the real person doesn't show his face, and he doesn't show his face. I have to have this face." , anyway, you young man, it doesn't matter if you want to be shameless!"
"Hehe~ You are indeed Zhao Ziqiang's deadly enemy. I am speechless for what you said..."
Zhao Guanren gave a thumbs up with contempt on his face, who knew that a few more people came in from outside the gate, it was actually Tan Qingning leading Commander Duan in, but the eunuch commander was stunned when he saw Master Guo Ci, and stammered: "Guo, Master Guoci, why are you here?"
"Hehe~ Xiaoduan! You're here too..."
Daoist Guoci waved his sleeves and said with a smile: "It's only a new year. When I went back to Beijing to see some old friends, the boy from the Zhao family happened to bump into me and recognized my identity. He invited me to have a drink today. As a result, as soon as you enter the door, you can hear him swearing here, which is out of style!"
"You are enough, the one who dumped the pot
There is no technical content at all... "
Zhao Guanren showed contempt on his face, but Tan Qingning and his entourage all ran over and knelt down, and respectfully bowed to Master Guoci. Even the little princess and her mother ran over and knelt down together, as if seeing a fairy. All worshiped.
"Technology counts as a bird, and farting with status is delicious..."
Master Guoci smiled shyly, and kindly asked everyone to stand up. Zhao Guanren also understood that no one who can make an enemy of Zhao Ziqiang is a good person. Guoci's words also have the taste of modern people. Zhao Ziqiang cheated for many years.
"Greetings to Master Guoci, I am the Arch Guard..."
A strange middle-aged man stood up, but Guoci actually smiled and said: "I know you, you are the deputy commander of Jingdu's guard, you are not a hypocrite!"
"No, no! My name is Yue Zhuoqun..."
The other party blushed instantly, and it was only then that Zhao Guanren knew that he was Tan Qingning's adoptive father and master. The two had never met by fate, but when they saw each other today, they were indeed dignified, with the refined appearance of a gentleman.
"Same! Anyway, they are all out of the ordinary, they don't fit in..."
Master Guoci obviously didn't like Yue Zhuoqun, so Zhao Guanren said, "Since we're all here, let's not go out when it's snowing, let's go inside and have a home-cooked meal together, ladies! Hurry up and let the kitchen serve good wine and good food." come out!"
"Yes! Sir..."
The wives and concubines ran back in a hurry. Master Guoci was a mythical figure in Dashun, and Qianye Xuan, who was third in the heavenly list, was not worthy to carry his shoes. The whole house heard the news and everyone turned around, using all their housekeeping skills If he came out, he was afraid of losing face to Prince Zhao's mansion.
"No hurry! There will be people coming later, let's take a look around your palace first, you don't need to accompany me..."
Master Guoci walked back as if familiar, and a group of people rushed over, only Tan Qingning stayed behind in doubt, and asked: "Yunxuan! What's going on, my master has never met Master Guoci, Why does he speak with a stick in his mouth?"
"I said that your master is hypocritical, but you don't believe it..."
Zhao Guanren hugged her and walked into the small courtyard, saying: "The night Qianyexuan died, the old guy was already standing at the door. He must have been busy during this time. He was looking for the bottom line while observing, and only came to the door when it was almost time. , or I'll invite him to dry his hair!"
"Oh~"
Tan Qingning sighed: "Guoci Daoist is a protector of the country, he must ask clearly about such a big incident, but he must have misunderstood my master, how many people in the officialdom are not hypocritical, and those who are not hypocritical are all here Exile or plow!"
"Your master has already reached the top, let him do his job in peace and quiet, just do less drilling..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the banquet hall with his arms around her. The maids were changing the meals, and the wives and concubines all ran to change into grand dresses. Only Qiu Ning in military uniform stood and waited.
"Qing Ning! You should have seen it..."
Zhao Guanren pressed Qiu Ning's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Qiu Ning is my propaganda minister, and also the deputy director of the Bureau of War and Suspense. From now on, she will take over the spies abroad, and she will connect with you in China. Please cooperate well!"
"Mr. Qiu! I just met you this morning in Shangshufang..."
Tan Qingning looked at Qiu Ning and said with a smile: "His Royal Highness has been praising Minister Qiu for his ability, saying that Dashun would like a few more talents like this, but how can you get such a great fortune? Such capable and beautiful beauties are all around Follow you!"
"Hehe~"
Qiu Ning covered her mouth and smiled: "Master Tan! I don't want you to praise yourself so much. When it comes to being capable and beautiful, no one dares to say that you are the second. You are the role model that our female officials admire!"
"Talk slowly, you two will be on your own from now on..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the wooden sofa and sat down, shouting, "Yu Niang! Send someone to tell Lao Song to hurry up and flatter him. Don't be empty-handed!"
"Thank you, my lord, for your love, I'm already here..."
Song Chizhu jumped in with a grimace, looked around in a hurry, and said with a smile: "I have moved to the front street to live, and I will be your porter at the door when I get off the court. When Commander Tan comes over, I guessed that there must be a fairy coming!"
"This time is really a fairy, Concubine Longzi has to come and kowtow..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and threw a cigarette to him. Song Chizhu hugged the cigarette for a moment, and asked strangely: "Has the emperor quietly returned to Beijing, can't he? Could it be that Xiao Bailong has descended to earth, and I can make a wish to him No?"
"Hehe~ Lord Song! Master Guoci is here..."
Qiu Ning smiled softly, and Song Chizhu exclaimed: "My lord, you are really proud of me. This is such an old fairy. Do you think he can recognize me as his grandson?"
"Hahaha… "
Tan Qingning and Qiu Ning both covered their mouths and laughed, Zhao Guanren also laughed and said: "Don't think about being a grandson all day long, think about how to prepare a meeting gift for the country of Ji, you are the deputy envoy of the country of Ji!"
"Get ready! This is the guy we eat..."
Song Chizhuxing hurriedly took out a booklet, sat down next to Zhao Guanren and began to discuss it. After a while, Guoci and his party walked in. Song Chizhu knelt down on the ground and shouted: "Grandson Song Chizhu I have seen Lord Protector of the Country!"
"Yo~ When will this seat have a big fat grandson like you, why doesn't this seat know..."
Master Guoci glanced at him with a smile, and went straight to sit down on the main seat of the big round table. Song Chizhu instantly blushed, but immediately got down on the ground as soon as he stood up. Stepped in hurriedly.
"Princess Chen Yingyue, I have seen the Great Master Protecting the Country..."
Concubine Longzi knelt down on the ground to salute respectfully, Master Guoci raised her hand and said with a smile: "Girl! You don't need to be formal when you are pregnant, get up quickly, I can't afford to hurt the fairy seed!"
"Thank you Master for your compassion!"
Concubine Longzi stood up respectfully, and subconsciously glanced at Zhao Guanren, because Master Guoci said that what she had in her stomach was a fairy seed, not a dragon seed of Xiaobailong.
"I rub! Twins..."
Zhao Guanren stood up in amazement. He hadn't noticed it before, but now he took a closer look with his soul-chasing eyes and found that there were actually two little lives in Concubine Longzi's belly, and Concubine Longzi also covered her belly in surprise and said: "Twins, twins?"
"Haha~"
The real Guoci laughed and said: "Girl! Most people may not be accurate when they say this, but he must be right when he said that they are twins. The little trumpet line is half-baked, but the girl's eyes... are so vicious. !"
"Small Trumpet? Master and the ancestors of King Zhao are old acquaintances..."
Concubine Longzi and everyone in the room were shocked, and Guoci laughed again: "No! We have known each other for one hundred and sixty-eight years, do you know the surname of his ancestors, I will let you guess an anagram —Look at people without looking at them, just type a surname!"
"Don't look at people without eyes?"
Everyone in the room was thinking hard, only Zhao Guanren gave a thumbs up, and said depressedly: "You have nothing to do all day long, just think about these things, you are really like this!"
"Okay, I get it now… "
Song Chizhu suddenly got up and said in surprise: "You don't need to look at people, isn't it just to remove a character, the surname is Jiao, the ancestor of the prince was named Jiao!"
"That's right! His master's surname is Jiao, and his whole family's surname is Jiao..."
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