Except for Zhao Guanren, no one dared to think wrongly about the surname Jiao. Who would have thought that the real Guoci, who was older than Da Shunchao, would actually make such a dirty joke in public, but the surname Jiao Wangye is Can't run away, first spread in the Zhao residence.
"Sit down, sit down, everyone, don't be polite, just treat it like your own home..."
Master Guoci waved his hands with a smile, treating himself as the master, but no one in the room dared to act presumptuously. Concubine Long Zi sat down with him in an empty seat, Commander Duan, Yue Zhuoqun, Tan Qingning and others sat down. There are several empty seats on the right side of the big round table.
"Old ancestor! Ning'er poured tea for you..."
The little princess was very clever, and put on a cute appearance and went forward to pour tea, and her old mother took advantage of the situation and sat on the main table. The wives and concubines of the Zhao family could only sit in the side hall, and only the concubine was qualified to sit on the main table. But Zhao Guanren called Bian Xianglan over to sit down.
"Master Yue! You and I have been friends for a long time, and today we are finally destined to meet..."
Zhao Guanren took the initiative to bow his hands and salute, Yue Zhuoqun stood up and returned the salute as if flattered, Tan Qingning also hurriedly stood up and said polite words, she knew that Zhao Guanren was saving face, otherwise she wouldn't be looking for Yue Zhuoqun at this time, Yue Zhuoqun is considered the most worthless person at this table .
"Little trumpet! I look down on you..."
Master Guoci suddenly shook his head and said contemptuously: "I have always advocated Taoism to follow nature, follow one's inclinations, and never see hypocrisy. Don't you just look at his disciples? Don't you just want him to have the same surname as Jiao? Just say no?"
"You wipe your ass with watermelon rinds—it's endless, isn't it..."
Zhao Guanren glared at him angrily, and the faces of the people at the table changed in fright. No one thought that he would dare to be presumptuous to Guo Ci. Even Concubine Longzi opened her small mouth like an egg. She was not shocked that Zhao Guanren was unruly, but There are very few people who can piss him off.
"Tsk tsk~ Your skills are not good enough, you are far worse than your wicked master..."
Master Guoci calmly smiled and said: "You let everyone see your virtue, with the buttocks of his female disciples on the bottom, but the top is talking official language with his master, let me tell you, marriage contracts that don't aim at love are all It's hooliganism!"
"Come on! Come out, old rascal, let's have a good fight today..."
Zhao Guanren rolled up his sleeves full of annoyance, but Master Guoci said with a smile: "You should draw a circle and curse me, your method doesn't work for me, and besides, I'm so cruel that I'm afraid of myself." , will probably hit you and call you daddy!"
"Ha~"
Zhao Guanren suddenly laughed and said: "I said these old-fashioned words, why do they sound so familiar to you? So you are carrying old grievances and venting your anger on me, right? Okay! I respect the old and love the young, and I don't have the same knowledge as you , I will go to the back mountain to burn paper for you later, and fulfill your wish!"
"Look! Am I right..."
Master Guoci said with contempt again: "You should draw a circle and curse me, you two, master and apprentice, are just as good as you are, if you beat me, beat me to death, if you can't beat me, run away, if you can't run away, call me Dad, face is worthless in your eyes!"
"Hehe~Master! You drink tea..."
Concubine Long Zi felt that the atmosphere was a bit weird, she quickly got up and pushed the tea bowl forward, but Guo Ci suddenly said: "Girl! Do you want to be the number one empress in all ages?"
"Ah I… "
Concubine Longzi drew back her hands in fright, and everyone in the room was stunned again. Guoci's identity is very scary. The emperor dared not say a word.
"What are you afraid of, just say something..."
Zhao Guanren walked over and said disdainfully: "Do you know why this old thing is called Guoci? If you add clothes to the word Guoci, it means naked. Now he doesn't even need clothes. He just blatantly fakes compassion. Don't talk to him." polite!"
"good!
This makes sense…”
Guo Ci smiled and said: "Girl! I asked Little Snot the same way back then. Little Snot is your ancestor, Emperor Gao. He squatted on a tree to peek at the former concubines. I asked him if you want to be emperor, and he said I don't want to be emperor." Be the emperor, but I want to sleep with his woman!"
"Cough cough cough..."
Song Chizhu covered his mouth and coughed fiercely, and everyone in the room lowered their heads. This story sounds too scary. It seems that the rumors in the market are true. If there is no real Guoci to help, the founding emperor of Dashun It is impossible to rebel successfully.
"Master! Do you think I have this ability..."
Concubine Longzi picked up the tea bowl and handed it to him with both hands. Master Guoci took a sip of the tea and said with a smile: "It doesn't count who can inherit the throne, but you rushed to kowtow to this seat, isn't it just for The throne, not to mention the little speaker is already helping you!"
"You're so old, why don't you speak properly..."
Zhao Guanren sat down next to him and said: "If I want her to be the queen, do I have to go to such great lengths? I just try my best to put Dashun on the right track and prevent the people from being exploited and war. not my business!"
"Indeed, it has nothing to do with you, and I agree with your position..."
Master Guoci put down his tea bowl and said: "However, if you want to put Dashun on the right track, you must choose a wise king to be the head of the family. Looking at the sons of the royal family, there is no one who can take on this important task, so you can only choose a girl and let her take the lead. !"
"I finally understand why Jiao Jiao bullied you..."
Zhao Guanren curled his lips and said: "People always say three points and keep three points when they talk. You say it all at once, thinking that you can see it best in the whole world, but let me ask you, how can a knife shine without being sharpened, and how fine can it be if it doesn't suffer losses? I stabbed her to the sky with a stick, she is not a prodigal bitch!"
"There's nothing wrong with that..."
Master Guoci waved his hands and said with a smile: "I have practiced hard for many years, and I rarely communicate with others. Today, I talked too much on the spur of the moment. Hurry up and serve wine and food to start the meal. Little Seventeen, don't worry about me. Zuo didn't participate in the battle for the throne in the past, and it will be the same now and in the future!"
"Thank you, Master, for teaching!"
Concubine Longzi sat back with her eyebrows lowered and the corners of her mouth turned up slightly. In fact, Guoci had already expressed her attitude. He approved of Zhao Guanren's choice, so he believed that she was qualified to be a queen.
"Did you know that Chiba Xuan is from Thailand..."
Zhao Guanren looked at Guoci, and Guoci said slowly: "I know! His master died in your master's hands, and his dead skull was smashed with one palm, and all the shit from Qianyexuan came out, but the enemy My enemy is my friend, so I brought him into the palace!"
"..."
In the silent room, all the staff froze again. They thought that Guoci and Jiao were old friends, but they turned out to be enemies after a long time. Concubine Longzi's expression suddenly became weird, and she kept drinking tea with her head down.
"Smoking a cigarette?"
Zhao Guanren flicked out a cigarette from Red Tashan and handed it to Guoci. The real person Guoci took it over and looked at it, and said contemptuously: "You are such a big boss, you can smoke this. You should get a 330 anyway. Ninety-five supreme is just fine!"
"Boom~"
The little princess almost dropped the tea bowl in fright, and the others shrank their necks suddenly. The Nine-Five Supreme could only represent the emperor in Dashun, and they all thought that there was something in Guoci's real words.
"Panlan! Go get a piece of Zhonghua 666, and order three for the master to burn..."
Zhao Guanren threw away the cigarette case angrily, but Guo Ci lit up the cigarette again, and said with a smile: "Your master always said back then that lighting a cigarette is about status, smoking is about loneliness, and taking a puff of loneliness will make you feel better." Float away with the smoke, and if you shiver twice, it proves that you didn't work in vain!"
"You miss him so much, why don't you go to him..."
Zhao Guanren also lit a cigarette and blew it towards the roof, while Guo Ci smiled wryly: "I have been looking for him for thirty years with a knife in my hand, let me put it down."
Dao waited for him for another thirty years, and when I looked back suddenly, I found that I had spent half my life on him, but I knew he would definitely come back. There are people here he can't let go of! "
"You can't wait..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said with emotion: "He has come back, rescued, and failed, so I am here. This is the last chance. He wants to wait for a good news before leaving!"
Guoci's face changed suddenly, and he said tremblingly: "He, where is he going, he can't die?"
"How is it impossible..."
Zhao Guanren said: "When the universe is endless, everything has a head. He said that he has lived long enough and it is time to leave, but the so-called life is not necessarily life, and the so-called death is not necessarily death. , maybe just exist in another way!"
"..."
Guoci lowered his head and took a few puffs of the cigarette. The hand holding the cigarette kept trembling, and asked: "You, can you sing that song? Brother, give me a hug. He can't remember all the lyrics. He said that when we meet again next time , he will, will write the complete lyrics to me!"
"Come on! Let's sing together..."
Zhao Guanren smashed the cigarette butt, and sang loudly: "Brother hug me, tell me what's on your mind, talk about your grievances and vicissitudes over the years, give me a hug, let me shed tears, let me bury all these years." Bitterness and bitterness!"
"Brother, give me a hug, if you cry, just shed it..."
Guoci suddenly raised his head and burst into tears, but he cried and sang desperately like crazy. Everyone in the room couldn't believe it. They didn't understand what happened. A great master could cry like this, but Guoci's singing Full of sadness, but also full of youthful strength.
"Oh~"
Everyone suddenly exclaimed collectively, only to see that Guoci's white hair quickly turned black, his thin body began to swell, and his wrinkled skin was even more broken. Under the blowing of a whirlpool of air, Lao Pi unexpectedly Non-stop peeling and blowing away.
"I'll go! You're not a Super Saiyan, are you..."
Zhao Guanren jumped up in shock, and Guoci also stood up at the same time with a "chuck" sound, and actually shattered the robe on his body, revealing a strong body, and the whole person was completely rejuvenated, becoming a thirty-year-old man. A handsome old man.
"Zhao Ziqiang is right. The only things I can afford and put down in my life are chopsticks..."
Guoci only wore a pair of big white underpants, and said with a smile: "I have been deceiving myself and others for hundreds of years. I have never let go of it, but I finally let me wait. He came back, and you came back on behalf of him. In my eyes, you it's him!"
"You're not gay, are you..."
Zhao Guanren covered his chest in horror, but Guoci smiled and said: "I'm not gay, but I really let go now, and I should enjoy the rest of my life. From now on I will return to vulgarity and find a woman to have children. A perfect end to my life!"
"Then you don't have to run around naked, I'll introduce you to the girl..."
Zhao Guanren looked at him in amazement, but Guoci unexpectedly burst through the roof with a "bang", jumped into the sky and shouted: "Only dicks can go on blind dates. I want to go out and have a date by myself. I'll bring it here for you to see at the age of thirty." Look, you are not the only ones who know how to pick up girls!"
"Master! When you go out, turn right and go to the first house. There are many beautiful girls in the Song Mansion..."
Song Chizhu hurriedly jumped up and yelled, but Zhao Guanren shook his head regretfully and said, "Damn! One of the great masters just died, and this is another perverted one. The Tianbang is abolished!"
"Master really let go..."
Commander Duan stood up and said quietly: "Grandmaster gave up the way of longevity, gave up the resentment in his heart, and spent half his life in cultivation just to rejuvenate his youth. Although he only has a few decades to live, he has never seen the master so uninhibited. So happy for him!"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Life is only a few decades, it is worth it to live it again!"