"Boom~"
A firework exploded in the air, illuminating the sky, and at the same time, all the guests cheered in unison. The actors on the stage were still performing hard, and the brats were running around, looking happy. Only the atmosphere in the warm pavilion is weird.
"Do you think history is surprisingly similar..."
Jia Bujia pointed to Concubine Longzi's belly and said with a smile: "Back then, Zhao Ziqiang was so powerful in the Kingdom of Jin. The Seventh Princess, who was already a married woman, committed adultery with him and gave birth to a child. The mother and son used the foundation he left behind to overthrow the Jin Empire. Although the Seventh Princess is not long-lived, she can still smile at Jiuquan!"
Zhao Guanren asked strangely, "Are you sure he is Zhao Ziqiang's son?"
"Haha~ Zhao Ziqiang watched his birth with his own eyes, can he mistake his son..."
Jia did not fake a smile and said: "The seventh princess was still a virgin back then, and the useless son-in-law had never slept in her bed in her life. Zhao Ziqiang was more straightforward than you. He said that the Kingdom of Jin had to change its dynasty and let the seventh princess give him a son to be the emperor. Seventh princess I slept with him that night!"
"Where's Hong Luan?"
Concubine Long Zi hurriedly asked.
"Back then, Hongluan was comparable to the Seventh Princess, how could Zhao Ziqiang let her go..."
Jia Bujia said: "Emperor Ji took his mother's surname Ye, and Hongluan's children also took her surname Yuan. General Qilin Yuan Shichu is her great-grandson and is blood relative to the current emperor, but this is a scandal after all. People who know about it have already Not much more, only the legitimate sons of the two families!"
"I know why you want to help Dashun, because you hate Zhao Ziqiang..."
Zhao Guanren said: "You don't want his descendants to dominate the world, so you helped Taizu Dashun to rebel. After destroying the former Ming Dynasty, he fought against the Ji Kingdom and captured the Pagoda of Bashan in one fell swoop, trying to find Zhao Ziqiang. Secret, right?"
"That's right! Back then, I even wanted to destroy the Ji Kingdom in one fell swoop, but I didn't find anything in the pagoda..."
Jia Bujia said sadly: "Actually, Zhao Ziqiang is not his real name. His real body has long been destroyed. He took away a human named Zhao Ziqiang from the earth, and used his body to start from the beginning. !"
"Earth?"
Concubine Longzi tilted her head and asked, "Is the earth the place where immortals live? Is it possible to cultivate immortals only there?"
"Zhao Ziqiang said that everyone there is a half-immortal, but only with the help of external forces..."
Jia Bujia said: "Zhao Ziqiang was born in the Kingdom of Jin. He met an old immortal in Bashan and led him to the world of cultivating immortals. Later, he was hunted down and fled to the earth. After revenge, he returned to his hometown and left behind A few profound qi exercises have led to today's situation!"
"I want your life" cheats should be in the hands of Ji Guo, but only you know the original version..."
Zhao Guanren stared at him and said, "This shows that you and Zhao Ziqiang used to have a very good relationship. You learned your cultivation today from him. Is it because of a woman's quarrel?"
"I was originally a scholar. I had a childhood sweetheart with Miss Pan's family. I made a private decision for life early. I just married her after I got the honor in the exam..."
Jia Bujia lost his mind and said: "However, I have limited talents and poor family background. When I was desperate, I met Zhao Ziqiang. He stole chickens in my yard. After he broke the chicken, he said he would take me to make a fortune, but in the end he ate it up." My chicken is still living in my house!"
"Woo~ that animal..."
Jia Bujia shed two lines of tears, and said in a sobbing voice: "He lost a cheat book and made me foolishly practiced, and he is doing harm to the village every day, going to eat meat and sleeping with his wife, even my widowed sister-in-law.
I didn't let it go, and finally got rid of my Miss Pan's family! "
"ah?"
Consort Long covered her mouth in shock and said, "This is too much, no wonder you hate him!"
"One night he took me into Pan's residence. I will never forget that scene in my life..."
Jia Bujia said with tears in his eyes: "My virtuous and virtuous Miss Pan is like a whore when I see him. Let him pat his buttocks and tease him casually, shake his head and hips to be happy, but later he said that Miss Pan is just a bitch. Bitch, sleeping with her is to make me realize the reality and follow him to do great things!"
Zhao Guanren said: "This shouldn't be the key, but the seed of hatred, right?"
"That's right! I put up with Miss Pan's tone, because I want to stand out..."
Jia Bujia said: "I followed him for eight years, and then I fell in love with a woman... Hong Luan! But he knew that Hong Luan and I were in love with each other, so he recruited Hong Luan to serve him, and made Hong Luan even bigger. Luan's stomach, that time I completely broke with him!"
Concubine Long Zi was surprised: "So you and Hong Luan still have this story?"
"I'm stupid! It took me thirty years to realize that they are not my women at all..."
Jia Bujia smiled bitterly and said: "After I cut Hongluan, she finally admitted to me that she seduced me on purpose back then, just to help her master get closer to Zhao Ziqiang, and then I went back to find Miss Pan, and she said...Zhao Ziqiang is Spend money to sleep with her, ten taels a time! Twelve taels!"
Jia Bujia lay on the table in tears, crying uncontrollably, Concubine Long Zi quickly patted his shoulder to comfort him, but really didn't know what to say.
"This is called Zhenxiang, a scum girl. Zhao Ziqiang really does it for your own good, but unfortunately you can't see through it..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "You remember the first rule of the "Old Driver's Rules". If you lose your mind, don't lose your mind. Be careful, the gods will not be able to save you even if they come!"
"What? You tell me the "Old Driver Rules" again..."
Jia Bujia jumped up suddenly, and said sadly: "Zhao Ziqiang always said that I am a lover, but I don't want to be a lover either. I have been enlightened all my life and have not fully understood what I did wrong. I became a monk because I was punished." The woman is heartbroken, and she is really scared of being hurt!"
"If you want to enter a woman's heart, you must first enter her body. The body will not lie..."
Zhao Guanren pointed to Concubine Longzi and said: "If she loves you, she will hug you hard, kiss you, kiss you, and hum in a nasal voice shyly, if she doesn't love you, she will push you, yelling huh huh , the one who screams pain is not necessarily a virgin, but the one who screams cool must be a bitch!"
"Oh~ I see..."
Jia Bujia looked at him in astonishment, and said with admiration: "If Zhao Ziqiang is like you, he will not let me suffer for most of my life. What if I meet someone with superb acting skills?"
"Focus! Time sees people's hearts..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said, "No matter how good an actress is, she sometimes drops the line, and even the best old driver sometimes overturns her car. The only way to do this kind of thing is to do more, watch more, learn more and practice more. Leaves don't stick to your body!"
"Old driver!"
Concubine Longzi suddenly rubbed her belly and laughed, "Based on your experience, which kind does this king belong to?"
"You've already taught yourself..."
Zhao Guanren said contemptuously: "You take away my kidney first, and then tease my heart. If you can't tease me, you will make trouble with the child. You have tried everything you can, but what you want is not my heart, so we can't leave. Kidneys can't go
Don't worry, it's a one-time partner at most! "
"huh~"
Concubine Long Zi said angrily: "If you don't give it, how will you know that I don't want it, but I won't give you my heart. I will use it all on your sons. They are the only goals of my life!"
"Seventeen! You are more ruthless than the Seventh Princess. The Seventh Princess never dared to shout at Zhao Ziqiang..."
Jia Bujia leaned back on the chair and said, "Little trumpet! Hongluan knows how powerful Zhao Ziqiang is, even though she misses Zhao Ziqiang's old love, an era has passed, and she may not be able to hold back the children of Jiguo. I'm afraid there are many crises!"
"Grandmaster!"
Concubine Long Zi frowned and said, "You mean, there are people in the country of Ji who don't want King Zhao to live?"
"This is inevitable. Zhao Ziqiang is not an ancestor to the royal family of Ji Kingdom, but a nightmare..."
Jia Bujia said: "Little Trumpet came to the wrong place and helped Dashun to reorganize the rivers and mountains. In their eyes, they came here to overthrow the Daji Dynasty. They will definitely try it out first. If it is feasible, they will definitely kill the grass and roots. Hongluan protects the children and grandchildren. If you are rich, you will turn against each other!"
"Actually, their thinking is correct, and I also know why Zhao Ziqiang failed..."
Zhao Guanren said seriously: "He is full of children and grandchildren in Jiguo, so naturally he can't be cruel, and he asked me to come here but didn't tell the truth. This must be a family relationship, which hindered his decision, but I, an outsider, don't care!"
"It makes sense, the problem lies with Ji Guo..."
Jia Bujia said: "However, you should do more preparations. Although I am rejuvenated now, my cultivation level is not as good as before. At most, I can control one Hongluan. I am not sure that I can beat him, and Jiguo's There are more masters than Dashun!"
"If you can't beat me, run away..."
Zhao Guanren spread his hands and said with a smile: "I'm someone who can go home with a pat on the butt. I can't help them if they really want to kill me. Anyway, let's spend the new year safely tonight. Don't be idle, let's practice quickly. Just don't lay hands on my girl!"
"You misunderstood me..."
Jia Bujia got up and said: "I'm not just a casual person, I just want to talk about a simple and sincere love, to make up for the part of beauty that is missing in my heart, otherwise I don't have the kind of woman I want, how can I keep myself clean for more than a hundred years?" !"
"I'll go! You're a hundred-year-old virgin, so you have to hurry up and make love..."
Zhao Guanren pushed him out, and when he turned around, he saw Concubine Long standing by the window, looking at the colorful fireworks in the sky, with his hands in his pockets and asked, "If I don't want to be an emperor anymore, but just want to be an ordinary woman, Will you... marry me as your wife?"
"No! Your breasts are too small, it's boring..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the bedside with a smile, but Concubine Longzi pouted and said, "Why is it so small? What's the use of being so big? I know you like me. That time you hugged me and kissed me hard." Me, that was my... first kiss!"
"Your pregnancy syndrome, why did you suddenly become such a young girl..."
Zhao Guanren quickly touched her head, Concubine Longzi hugged him tightly, looked at him with watery eyes, and said emotionally: "Thirty years have no size, tonight I am just a girl, I just want to With the one you like... Kiss!"
Concubine Long Zi kissed his mouth on tiptoe, Zhao Guanren didn't push her away again, and pressed her against the window post to kiss back passionately. Concubine Long Zi hugged his head tightly, closed her eyes and said with a smirk: " Old driver! This time I have caught your heart, hee hee~"