"Du-bum~beep-bum..."
The sudden sound of the horn resounded through Bashan Xiongguan, alarming the soldiers in the entire pass. Facing the morning glow, they hurriedly rushed up the city wall. From a distance, a huge black "wave" appeared on the plain, accompanied by the roaring sound towards the city wall. Xiongguan came.
"Siege the city! Shunguo is attacking the city..."
The guards shouted heartbreakingly, Dashun's military strength is not as strong as that of the Ji Kingdom, but as long as they attack with all their strength, it is not a problem to take back Bashan Pass, and besides, with this seemingly endless posture, at least 300,000 people are required to start Only then.
horn! Drums! Wolf smoke! cry! The people of Kyrgyzstan used all available tricks, and even blocked the gates of the city, and the people outside the pass were anxious to grab the wall and couldn't get in...
"It's not a siege! Envoys, envoys' flags..."
The soldiers widened their eyes nervously, and saw a Qingqi galloping towards them with the flag held high, but immediately someone was surprised and said: "Why did the envoy bring so many people here, maybe they want to trick us into opening the city? Today, their lord almost died!"
"Put a soft ladder down, let's see what the number of paths is..."
The general who had just woken up pressed his hands on the battlements, and the light cavalry quickly arrived at the bottom of the city. The tall Xiongguan was at least 30 meters high. After a long ladder was lowered, the cavalry climbed up the ladder.
"I am the Dashun Dragon Cavalry, and I am here to deliver a message by the order of Prince Yongshi..."
The dragoons clasped their fists and said, "Our lord said, thank you for the gift, but our dragoons were heavy-handed and accidentally killed a group of them. Now we will return 12,863 heads, and the remaining two If there are more than 10,000 people, we will accept it!"
"What do you mean?"
A lieutenant general asked with a displeased face: "The one who attacked you is not from our country of Kyrgyzstan, so what's the matter with giving us the head, whoever kills it will be buried, we don't want it!"
"Of course I'm not from Kyrgyzstan, otherwise I'd say nothing, just open it and it's over..."
The dragoon said proudly: "The gift was sent by your lord in the court. Your Ministry of Rites said it yourself. Our prince was afraid that your emperor would not believe that his subjects would be so enthusiastic behind his back, so I cut it off and sent it to you. Everyone be a witness!"
"Don't send it over, let's shoot the arrow..."
The lieutenant pointed at him viciously, but the dragoons sneered and said, "Our prince is your son-in-law, and Princess Yongning is your grandson concubine. We rushed all the way here to welcome and send off our relatives. How dare you shoot arrows? You are even the emperor!" I don't care about it!"
"Is this fucking a gift for relatives, hundreds of thousands of people..."
The lieutenant punched the battlements angrily, and the other party laughed again: "Nonsense! There are not many people, so it's so lively, and it seems that Dashun attaches great importance to it. Our prince will come to give you gifts in person later. If you want to rebel, just go ahead!" Let's shoot! Haha~"
After the dragoons finished speaking, they turned around and climbed down. Not long after, they saw a large number of peasants pushing carts. There were layers of human heads on the carts. The leader was on a single horse and dressed in a bright red dragon robe. Come and ride in front of the pass.
"My lord! Whether you let the arrow go or not, this person is definitely not the real prince..."
The deputy general hurriedly turned his head, and the chief general scolded: "Let your grandma go, don't implicate me if you want to beheaded, Mr. Huang has been captured by Jin Yiwei, and we are his accomplices who shot the arrow, and we will call a group of civilians down later , Dig a hole and burn the head!"
"My lord! 40,000 fights around 5,000, why did you lose..."
A group of people scratched their heads in confusion, but the general said in a deep voice: "It is said that the Bodhisattva was invited to persuade him to surrender. The cavalry of our country saw it, and none of the people who knelt on the ground on the spot dared to make a move. They must also be chopped into meat sauce!"
"Hey~ who did the shit, it's justified..."
The soldiers sighed one after another, and soon saw Zhao Guanren riding over, and shouted from the city: "Good morning, everyone! This king is your son-in-law. I heard that the Jiguo flower skin sheep is tender and fat. Throw hundreds of them at once!" When the fat sheep comes down, I will take it home and roast it!"
"..."
The soldiers of the Ji Kingdom were speechless for a while, and they had never seen sheep being asked for food before the battle, but the chief general bent down and shouted: "It's bitterly cold in our frontier, and I can't afford mutton, my lord, wait patiently for a few days, and wait for the adults from the Ministry of Rites to come." , send a few hundred for you to eat slowly!"
"Don't be stingy, you eat your own fat head and big ears, let me taste it too, I don't want to eat your sheep for nothing, I will send you a treasure..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and took out a red long knife. He lifted it up and slapped the handle vigorously. The red knife shot at the tall city gate building in an instant. A humming trembling on the wood.
"Good skill, at least the cultivation base of the second rank..."
Many people praised subconsciously, and a lieutenant also jumped up and snatched the red long knife on the lintel. When he pulled out the knife and raised it up, he immediately exclaimed: "Hongluan! Grandmaster! His saber must be the one that Guo Ci took away!"
"How? This knife is worth a hundred sheep..."
Zhao Guanren folded his arms with a smile, and the general stomped his feet and scolded bad luck, and shouted: "There are really not a hundred of them, let's give you fifty to eat first, and then get some local specialties for supplementation, just wait patiently for a few minutes." Day, the army should go back quickly, it is too lively and easy to cause misunderstanding!"
"Whether to go or not! It depends on your emperor, my father-in-law..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and beckoned, and the peasants immediately came over and threw the heads on the ground. The chief general and others had nothing to say, they could only pinch their noses and admit that it was bad luck. There are a lot of vegetables.
"Damn it! This is our grocery shopping..."
The officers and soldiers of the Ji Kingdom cursed dejectedly, the peasants exchanged their heads for souvenirs, and drove the big fat sheep back happily, while the chief general looked at Zhao Guanren's leisurely back, leaned on the battlements and frowned, "This kid is really a character! "
"Brothers! Eat the fat sheep..."
Zhao Guanren swung his whip and returned to the army. Hundreds of thousands of troops cheered like a tsunami. King Zhao single-handedly exchanged human heads for a fat sheep. It was obvious that he was laughing at the Ji people as fat sheep. Pull out the village.
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"You guys kill talents, you don't choose a place to die, you want to piss me off..."
A tea bowl was smashed into the middle of the Shang's study. A group of ministers bowed their heads and said nothing. Hong Luan pointed at them angrily. Only Emperor Ji Wu sat behind the desk and said: "Old ancestor! Please calm down and listen to them." Finish your sentence!"
"What else can I say, who else but gay three..."
Hongluan slapped the desk in a rage, and the solid dragon-patterned desk immediately fell apart, scaring a group of ministers who held their breath.
"Hongluan! Why do you call me gay three..."
A dark-skinned big monk stepped forward and said angrily: "Let's not care about this for now, but I'm gay three... ah bah~ The poor monk has always been brave in doing things. If I did it, I would never do it." Deny it, but I didn't do it, and I will never admit it!"
Hong Luan asked persistently: "Whose Huang Shifu at the border gate belongs to, could it be mine?"
"What's yours and mine? Huang Shifu has already confessed. He was instigated by Nan Litian..."
Ji Lao San said: "Once the peace talks between the two countries succeed, Shunguo will definitely attack Thailand. Nanlitian's instigation is to save himself, while Huang Shifu is worried that there will be no war between the two countries for ten years.
Hit it off! "
"The national teacher's words are justified. The Taiping Heavenly Kingdom has done a lot of immoral things recently..."
Emperor Ji Wu stood up and cursed: "Nan Litian, that bastard, he has made us suffer this time, and turned us into treacherous villains. I will never let him go lightly!"
"Your Majesty! The rumors in the market are ugly..."
A minister cupped his hands and said: "Thousands of soldiers witnessed the appearance of the Bodhisattva and persuaded tens of thousands of bandits to surrender. The people not only scolded us for treachery, but also said that we murdered our in-laws. Even the Bodhisattva can't stand it. Huang Shifu may not be able to explain it! "
"Department of Rituals! What did Zhao Yunxuan say..."
Emperor Jiwu looked at an old minister, who cupped his hands and replied, "Your Majesty! King Zhao said he is your son-in-law, and Princess Yongning is your grand-daughter-in-law. Please give yourself an explanation first. He will be satisfied if you are satisfied. Besides, he didn't ask for anything!"
"Oh~ he's right..."
Emperor Jiwu sighed and said: "My general murdered my son-in-law and grand-daughter-in-law. This is slapping me in the face. Just chop off a few heads and pay a sum of money, but it can't stop the mouth of the world. This kid You are clearly giving me a problem!"
"You are not strict with your subordinates, and you are blaming others..."
Hongluan sat back and said: "You know why Zhao Yunxuan came here, don't push him to the opposite side, but he definitely wants to turn Bashan into a trade zone and a refuge for the people at the border!"
"Old ancestor!"
Emperor Jiwu said irritably: "How can you back down on the matter of territory?"
"Bashan is still our Daji territory, but it can no longer be guarded by heavy troops..."
Hongluan waved his hand and said, "Bashan will allow the people of the country to come and go freely from now on. The people of the two countries will form a monitoring team to maintain the security and order of the trade zone. The trade zone is also a buffer zone. Anyone who wants to invade has to pass the people first. That pass, he is doing it for the good of the people of the two countries!"
"I agree with this matter. The Bashan Spirit Pagoda exists in name only, and it has long since become tasteless..."
Ji Lao San opened his mouth and said: "Bashan does not produce food or mines. Half of my troops are here. It is better to retreat to the Tiantong Pass in the rear. The troops drawn out can deter the grassland ministries. If the trade zone can really let us The national treasury is full, which can be described as the best of both worlds!"
"The minister seconded the proposal!"
Several ministers bowed their hands one after another.
"emperor!"
An old official said: "Guarding Bashan is just for face, and Shunguo doesn't really want that place. Let's take this opportunity to get out. Anyway, the territory is still our territory, but if it is said, the emperor is seeking for the people. Blessing!"
"It's weird for you guys to breathe out from one nostril today..."
Emperor Jiwu looked at them suspiciously, but Hong Luan said again: "Your Majesty! This is not a matter of position, but a major issue of the country and the country. There is no war between the two countries, and the people are all rich. Isn't it beautiful?"
"I can't open my mouth about this, otherwise he will have to open his mouth like a lion..."
Emperor Jiwu pondered for a while and said: "Old ancestor! Don't worry about this matter. I think of a very suitable negotiator who will definitely satisfy Zhao Xiaozi and stop the world's mouth!"
"emperor!"
Hongluan stood up abruptly, and said in a startled voice: "You don't want Chang Di Ji to go, do you? You can't embarrass our royal family just to silence others, right?"
"Your Majesty! Absolutely not, we can't afford to lose that man..."
The gay three waved their hands again and again in horror, but Emperor Jiwu smiled and said, "Zhao Yunxuan is notoriously shameless, he even dared to sleep with the emperor's wife, and I haven't seen Shunguo say he's ashamed. Whoever has less trouble with the royal family of the country, it is settled like this, declare my imperial sister into the palace!"