"The tip of the peach leaf is pointed upwards, and the willow leaves cover the sky. You, Ming, who is in this position, listen to me carefully..."
Zhao Guanren was sitting leisurely by the pond fishing, Emperor Shun Yao and Jia Bujia were also fishing nearby, Qiu Ning, the princess and other women were sitting on the grass not far away, drinking afternoon tea leisurely, a large number of imperial guards Guard around the valley.
"Your Majesty! King Zhao! Someone from Ji Kingdom has arrived..."
Jin Wuming hurried in from the rear, cupped his hands and said, "The Minister of Rites of the Ji Kingdom came to make amends, brought a lot of gold and silver to comfort the fallen soldiers, and at the same time a long emperor came, saying that he wanted to help her niece and daughter look at it. Future husband!"
"What the hell is a ground chicken, a chicken that grows in the ground..."
Zhao Guanren didn't understand what he was saying when he sang, so Emperor Shun Yao stood up and said with a smile: "Changdi Ji is the eldest princess, the only sister of the little emperor of Ji Kingdom. I'm afraid I'm going to ask you for mercy!"
"Can't you?"
Zhao Guanren threw down the fishing rod and said in surprise: "I have nothing to talk about with her as an old woman. She is my future aunt in name, and she shouldn't come to see me according to the rules. Could it be that she wants to use the relationship to block my mouth? Isn't it too simple?"
"For such a big matter, the royal family must send someone out, but which prince is willing to come to you to be angry, and it is impossible for an ordinary woman to show her face..."
Emperor Shun Yao smiled and said: "It's just such a shameless thing. It's just right to send her to see you. Her status is noble enough, and she has seen some worldly things all year round. When the time comes, she will cry and beg you to back down a bit. Can you Don't you want to give her this aunt face?"
"Damn! Emperor Jiwu is very cunning, he sent a woman to find relatives..."
Zhao Guanren walked out of the mountain dumbfounded, Emperor Shun Yao and others followed, and soon came to the camp outside the valley, and saw a large and luxurious carriage parked outside the camp, and all the people from Jiguo Rites Waiting outside the account.
"I have seen Lord Shundi, Prince Yongshi..."
Officials of the Ji Kingdom came forward to bow and salute one after another. Given the years of war between the two countries, they naturally could not kneel down and kowtow, not even to ask His Majesty, otherwise they would be accused of treason when they went back, and Emperor Shun Yao would not do it for such a thing Make things difficult for them.
"Since you are here to make amends, you don't have to be polite, you can make amends under this sun..."
Emperor Shunyao sat on the dragon chair carried by the eunuch, and the officials of the Shun Dynasty stood on both sides in an orderly manner. Stand beside him.
"Why do they all wear braids? What kind of custom is this..."
Zhao Guanren poked at Jia Bujia next to him. The official uniforms of Ji Kingdom were completely reproduced from the Ming Dynasty, except that their long hair was tied into big braids, and the forehead hair was not shaved. Otherwise, at first glance, they would have thought "Anti-Qing and Fuming" succeeded.
"The royal family of the Kingdom of Jin from the previous dynasty came from the grasslands..."
Jia Bujia turned his head and said: "It is their custom for men to wear braids and shave their foreheads. Zhao Ziqiang is not used to such hairstyles. After the founding of the People's Republic, the Seventh Princess changed into the official uniform of the Ming Dynasty. Like us, he does not shave his head, but wears braids. The habit is still left!"
"Wait a minute! My dear lord, it would be nice for little sister Rong to intervene..."
The luxury carriage was suddenly pushed open a crack in the door, and a delicate voice came out of it, and everyone who called was stunned. After looking around in a daze, they realized that they were calling the emperor, but they were taking the route of in-laws.
"What's the matter? Tell me..."
Emperor Shunyao looked at Zhao Guanren and smiled slightly, with an expression that I knew would be like this.
"Hehe~ Thank you, my dear lord..."
Changdiji said softly: "My little sister is a female family member of the deep palace, so it's inconvenient to meet outsiders, but Ruoqing and I are like sisters, so I came to meet her future husband-in-law on her behalf. And hand over a letter from my brother's family!"
"Emperor! You
Let's talk, I'll get in the car and have a cup of tea..."
Zhao Guanren walked over dumbfounded, and the old ladies really came to seek relatives, but when he walked to the carriage, Chang Diji smiled coquettishly again: "Take off your shoes! The car is clean, and there are only good ones in the car." No wine, no tea!"
"Hiss~"
Shunguo officials suddenly took a deep breath, and while they were speaking, they saw the car door being pushed open, and a lady in a pink skirt was kneeling inside the car door, but there was a pair of beautiful bare legs lying lazily on the small table inside. Emperor Shun Yao stared straight at his eyes.
"Uh~ your folk customs are so open, can you show your legs..."
Everyone in the Ministry of Rites of the Shun Kingdom was dumbfounded, but the minister of the Ministry of Rites of the Ji Kingdom said sternly: "What's so strange about it? It's enough for the short skirt to not show your knees. Besides, your national style is called openness. Half-pull breasts are exposed outside. How can a breastfeeding private thing be seen by outsiders?"
"No and no!"
A minister of Shun State waved his hand and said: "Breasts are the rice bowl for raising people, not a plaything for men. Showing a small piece is to remind the world not to forget their roots, and to be kind and filial. Hiding them is dirty. Legs are a man's home." How can outsiders covet her plaything!"
"Absurd, absurd! Sages often say that hard work gets rich, and the limbs are the foundation of a person..."
"Nonsense! Haven't you ever eaten milk, who didn't grow up on milk..."
"You are the ones talking nonsense, full of fallacies..."
The Ministry of Etiquette of the two countries suddenly quarreled, their faces were red and their ears were red, spitting stars were spraying each other in the air, but Zhao Guanren sat by the car and said with a smile: "I don't care what you do, and I didn't force your daughter-in-law to show her breasts and thighs. It's hard to buy." I would like to!"
"Hehe~ The two gangs of pious and rotten scholars have been thinking about the flesh and blood of girls all day long..."
Changdiji laughed in the car, and the officials of the two countries were silent, but Zhao Guanren took off his boots and said with a smile: "In the future, if you want to see your legs, go to Ji country, and if you want to see your breasts, go to Shun country. What's wrong with feasting your eyes on beauties in the water?"
"My lord is right!"
The officials of the two countries bowed and saluted one after another, Zhao Guanren also got into the carriage, and the maid in the pink skirt came out and closed the door, but Zhao Guanren was stunned after sitting down, and said in surprise: "I'm afraid you are... a mixed race from two countries." right?"
"Hehe~ Don't you want to feast your eyes, wouldn't it be better to have your wish..."
Chang Diji leaned crookedly on a pile of soft cushions. She was actually only wearing a black gauze dress, a white tube top, and only a narrow blanket covering her waist. At a mature age in her thirties, she had grown a year. Zhang has a more neutral face, with a bit of heroism in his generosity.
"I don't care, anyway, I don't suffer..."
Zhao Guanren leaned back on the soft cushion, and lit a cigarette generously to look at her beautiful legs. This long emperor is definitely first-class and unrestrained. Women in brothels don't dress like her, but she only has 2 views on her head. Doesn't live up to her flamboyant reputation.
"Hehe~ You men in Shunguo like to look at their legs, Auntie's legs are not bad..."
Chang Diji put her feet on his lap, put her cheeks on her hand and smiled and said: "My good niece is blessed this time, she has found such a handsome husband, she has fought well in battles and composed good poems, If she hadn't taken the lead, my aunt would have wanted to marry you!"
"Tsk tsk~ Look at your dirty feet..."
Zhao Guanren pinched one of her big toes, threw it aside with disgust on his face, and said, "Everyone says you're a romantic, but I don't think you're really a romantic, let's talk about something vegetarian, don't be so nasty. Yes, you can't talk to me if you talk about meat!"
"Haha~ You are really interesting, I like you more and more..."
Changdiji pulled the blanket to cover her body, playing with her taste: "It's just a test of your character, no matter how flamboyant I am, I will never snatch my niece and son-in-law, and everyone is talking about you, you are a Zhongshan wolf, and you will be rampant if you succeed , Aunt just wants to see if you are really crazy, don't harm my little niece!"
"Huh~"
Zhao Guanren blew smoke on her, and said with a smile, "Everyone is a showman, so let's stop doing this and get straight to the point!"
"It wasn't my brother who forced me to come here, it's the ghost who ran you here to embarrass me, but you just want to explain to your subordinates, I brought you the head, the Minister of the Ministry of War, General Feihu, etc..."
Chang Di Ji picked up a long jade cigarette holder, inserted a cigarette and lit it, took two puffs, and said calmly: "My brother suspects that it was Kshatrira's fault, but they didn't leave the beginning and the end, if you think these few days One head is not enough, go pick one out, I will ask my brother to cut him off!"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "I want the head of the third gay man, does your brother dare to chop him off? Talking about it is nonsense!"
"It's fine if you don't know, what's so great about the emperor, he's just a display..."
Changdi Ji rolled her eyes, waved her hands and said, "My daughter has already paid you, and that's all he can give. I think you still want money. I'll go and ask for more for you. I'll take 30%, how about it?"
"Are you short of money?"
Zhao Guanren looked at her, and Chang Diji sat up and said, "Why not? You really think I'm pretending to be coquettish. It's not because of money that I don't come. You can ask the Ministry of Rites for fifty million taels." , I will do my best to facilitate this!"
"Cough cough cough..."
Zhao Guanren was choked up and coughed, and said amusedly, "Can you rely on some records? Jiguo's annual income was only over 80 million taels last year. I dare you to ask your brother to have no money!"
"Alas~ Seeing the sky ask the price, let's just sit on the ground and pay back the money..."
Chang Diji lay down on the small table and said: "You want five thousand, he will pay you back one thousand, and I'll help you ask for another thousand. The court saw that it was so much cheaper, wouldn't you get it with twenty million, and besides the money you What else can you want, you don’t want territory, do you?”
"Little aunt! Now it's your family's stinky street, not me..."
Zhao Guanren said: "The courtiers of your family rebelled. People think it's your brother's good deed. You are all scolding your mother. There is only one thing to do if you want to stop people's mouths. The two countries form an alliance and make Bashan a neutral trade. District, benefit the common people, and prolong the descendants!"
"This won't work! Daji territory, don't give up an inch of land..."
Changdiji waved her sleeves and said: "I'll tell you the truth, my brother is willing to form an alliance, but the maximum compensation is five million taels. You can choose whoever he can kill. If this matter fails to be negotiated, I have to go to the backcountry to live. Half life, if you don't agree today, you have to agree!"
"Ha~ You still want to hold me hostage..."
Zhao Guanren looked back amusedly, but didn't find any ambush masters, but Changdiji suddenly tore the gauze on her body, and rubbed her long hair like a chicken coop.
"Wait! I have something to say..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly felt something was wrong, and hurriedly rushed over to try to drag her, but the little girl hugged him instead, leaned back and slammed open the car door.
"..."
The eyes of the civil and military men of the two countries were bulging, and even Emperor Shunyao stood up abruptly, only to see Chang Diji half body lying on his back outside the car, Zhao Guanren pressed the car door with one hand, hooked her neck with the other, and pressed his whole body on top of her, Looked like he was going to drag her into the car.
"Crack~"
Zhao Guanren was slapped suddenly, and Changdi Ji pushed him away abruptly, fell off the carriage, lay down on the ground and cried loudly, and the maids hurriedly carried her into the tent.
"Shameless! Shameless especially..."
All the officials of the Ji Kingdom cursed in shock and anger, and Emperor Shun Yao rushed to the side of the carriage and said in a hurry: "Are you crazy? She is your aunt in name. If you deceive her, she will definitely kill you." It will be included in the history books, and you will be infamous for thousands of years!"
"I was so careless, the boat capsized in the gutter..."
Zhao Guanren said sadly and annoyed: "I treat her as a descendant of the royal family, so why don't you have to show some face, to actually use such indecent tricks, it's so fucking unconscionable!"