Ji Kingdom has many habits of grassland tribes, such as sitting on the ground for banquets, each with a desk, civil and military officials lined up on both sides of the hall, divided into six rows according to their respective grades, and Emperor Jiwu sat alone on the small high platform in the middle .
"My lord! Do you think this red wine is okay..."
Zhao Guanren was studying a fruit he had never seen before. A maid from the Hu ethnic group came over with red wine. Lafite, let the emperor pay the bill!"
"This is the 82-year-old Lafite, brewed by Chateau Rochai..."
The maid tilted her head very cutely. Zhao Guanren looked up in astonishment. A group of Hu ethnic maids were all wearing maid outfits. Lafite was also a naked Lafite. Just look at the writing on the porcelain bottle——Lafite in 1982, Xihe Zhenluochai winery pays tribute!
"I really learned a lot today..."
Zhao Guanren took over the porcelain bottle of red wine with a look of surprise on his face, and asked, "Why is it called Luochai Winery? This winery must be hundreds of years old, right?"
"Yes!"
The maid said with a smile: "Luochai Winery is a century-old brand. It has existed since the previous dynasty. Drinking red wine, eating steak, and rewarding maids are their slogans. Because the founder's surname is Luo and Chai Fu was born, it is called Luochai Winery. , Lafite is the name of one of his concubines!"
"Perfect! Dear Rothschild family, sober up..."
Zhao Guanren returned the wine to her dumbfounded. The maid opened, tasted and sobered up the wine very professionally. The series of tricks stunned the three princesses. On the opposite side, staring at Yong Ning fascinatedly.
"What are you looking at, it's disgusting..."
Yongning frowned in annoyance, the prince quickly kicked his son, and the grandson wiped his saliva in embarrassment, but there was an irritable woman on the opposite side, who was Zhao Guanren's cheap fiancée.
"Come on! Everyone..."
Emperor Jiwu raised his tall glass, sat behind the long table and said loudly: "The first cup is to our honored guests from Shunguo who came from afar, thank them for their friendship, and the second cup is to my virtuous son-in-law Zhao Yunxuan, thank you For the contribution he has made to my good luck, the third cup is toast to Jishun and Jishun, the friendship will last forever, and peaceful coexistence!"
"What? Three cups in a row..."
The people of Shunguo were taken aback, no matter how low the alcohol content of the wine was, they couldn't stand drinking like this, but the people of Jiguo stood up one after another, no matter men or women, they all raised their heads boldly and killed them, even Renfu Diji was no exception, everyone was fine Dried a glass full.
"Isn't it? You can't lie down and go out after drinking so much..."
Zhao Guanren was also dumbfounded holding the wine glass, but the crown prince smiled and said: "It's just red wine. If you come to our prairie, you will have three bowls of highland barley wine when you sit down. Besides, according to the rules of our Daji Kingdom, guests don't drink and lie down, and the host doesn't accompany you." Well, except for the girl’s house!”
"My mother! I have to sleep all day tomorrow..."
Song Chizhu grinned and shook his head. He had no choice but to bite the bullet with the officials of the Ministry of Rites. Zhao Guanren was the same. He drank three glasses of red wine in a row, and it happened that the whole bottle of red wine was reimbursed.
"Brother Shun Guo is also doing well, let's have three more..."
A prairie warrior came out with a big belly. The people of Shunguo only hated that they didn’t bring a warrior with them, but they didn’t want to lose face in Shunguo. Five or six people could only cheat while drinking. They didn’t even drink while riding horses. All the excuses came out.
"I can't do it! I took anti-inflammatory drugs for urinary tract infection, and drinking too much alcohol will kill you..."
Zhao Guanren was also playing tricks all the time. If the other party ended up in a round-robin battle, he would have to drink and spit on the spot. He couldn't get away with it, so he just stared at one person doing it, vomited into the napkin while drinking, and forced the cowhide The coaxing prairie warrior vomited dryly.
"Useless things, drag them out and come back..."
General Qilin personally went to the stage to toast, Zhao Guanren had already got down on the ground, and he was too embarrassed to ask him to drink again, but the left servant of the Ministry of Rites suddenly "wow", a long dragon spewed out of his mouth, and he lay on the ground and vomited wildly.
"oh!!!"
Ji Guowen and Wu burst into cheers, even Emperor Ji Wu jumped up and applauded, but when the people of Shunguo felt that they were bullying, four sexy prairie girls suddenly ran out, sang and danced around Zuo Shilang, and finally carried him out together.
"My lords, our prairie girls are hot..."
General Qilin smiled and said: "This is the rule on our grassland. The distinguished guests drink and lie down, and the female relatives stay with them overnight. Just now, these four are my concubines. Girls who want to sleep drink alcohol. The more they drink, the more they sleep. Come again." !"
"Then can I drink with the emperor?"
The pig-eating ghost of Song Dynasty looked at Emperor Jiwu in a strange way, and Emperor Jiwu laughed boldly: "You want to sleep with my concubine, don't you? I have sent four concubines to serve you as bed attendants!"
"Your Majesty! I respect you a bottle..."
Song Chizhu was also on the top, he jumped up and turned his head up to do it. The sober colleagues originally wanted to persuade them, but the people of Jiguo laughed, and they realized that it was a true custom, and the emperor would not let the queen and concubine wait. Sleeping, he doesn't care about the rest of the little concubines at all.
"Emperor grandson! You seem to be incapable of drinking..."
Yongning didn't know what the idea was, he actually walked up to the emperor grandson with his wine glass, and lightly touched his wine glass.
"sorry!"
The emperor's grandson stood up flattered, held up the wine glass with both hands and said, "Princess! I'm really not good at drinking, but as long as you let me drink, I'm happy to drink as much as I want!"
"One drink only! Wish us a happy get-together..."
Yong Ning smiled and cast a wink, the grandson of the emperor probably didn't hear what she said, with a look of ecstasy, he drank the wine without hesitation, Yong Ning only drank half a glass before turning his head and leaving.
"Good son-in-law! Drink with you for my mother..."
The empress dragged her phoenix robe and came out in person. It was absolutely impossible to leave it in Dashun, but what Ye Jier said was right. The empress is a stunner of a generation. She is as beautiful as a big girl in her forties. , looks like the eldest sister of the Three Diji.
"Mother-in-law! If my son-in-law vomits from this cup, you have to ask my daughter-in-law to accompany me..."
Zhao Guanren got up and winked at Third Diji, but Third Diji suddenly slapped the table hard and said angrily: "You gentle scum still has the face to call me a wife, you keep saying that she is a master of plagiarism, do you dare to talk to Baozhai layman?" Confront in court?"
"shut up!"
Emperor Ji Wu suddenly shouted angrily: "I have spoiled you too much on weekdays. You dare to speak nonsense on such occasions and don't apologize to your husband. Otherwise, I will tear down your broken flower gardens and not leave you a single blade of grass." !"
"Even if you broke my bones, I will say today..."
The Third Emperor Ji rushed out furiously, pointed at Zhao Guanren in public and said, "This man is a cheater who plagiarizes other people's poems to gain a good name for himself. I have already called the layman Baozhai. If you are a man, just be like him." Hall pair
quality! "
"Bastard! Drag her out for me..."
Emperor Jiwu smashed his wine glass angrily, but Zhao Guanren raised his hand and said with a smile: "Master Yuezhang! It's normal for a young daughter-in-law to lose her temper, let alone a daughter-in-law, but if I can prove it, the so-called Baozhai Layman is plagiarism." How are you, little daughter-in-law?"
"That's what you said..."
Sandiji said loudly: "If you can prove that you did not plagiarize, Benji will kowtow to you and admit your mistake. Afterwards, I will serve tea and water, make the bed and fold the quilt, all under your orders. But if you can't prove it, please withdraw the engagement in court. Don't ever come to pester me!"
"No problem! Layman Baozhai, please come..."
Zhao Guanren sat on the desk with a smile, and the Three Emperors confidently ran out to call for someone. The scene immediately cooled down, and everyone sat back in their seats.
"Yunxuan!"
Emperor Jiwu sat back and said: "My girl is really spoiled by me. Don't look at her in her twenties. Her mind is just a little girl. Don't be as knowledgeable as her. Wait until she gives birth to a baby and becomes a mother." You'll be wiser in the future!"
"Yeah! Qingqing is ignorant, so I apologized for my mother..."
The queen raised her head helplessly and drank a glass, and Zhao Guanren also generously returned a glass, but Hongluan asked again: "Yunxuan! Didn't it mean that the talented scholars made a big fuss with you, and ended up being overwhelmed by your talents?" , why is Qing girl questioning you again?"
"nothing!"
Zhao Guanren smiled and said, "My parents arranged the marriage, and I'm a stranger. Naturally, she doesn't want to marry me, but I understand how she feels!"
"I don't need you to understand, as long as you dare to act..."
Three Diji suddenly jumped in from outside the hall, acting like an old lady showing you off, and everyone looked out of the hall curiously.
Just look at a black and thin man in his thirties, actually wearing a flamboyant pink robe and a hat of the same color, with two swaying little wings behind the hat, like a young man singing an opera. He strode in with a paper fan.
"Who said I plagiarized, please take out..."
Sao Baonan looked around arrogantly, and suddenly met Zhao Guanren who was rinsing his mouth with red wine. The eyes of the two popped like toads, and their mouths opened. Red wine was sprayed out.
"Fuck! Why are you here..."
Zhao Guanren jumped up like a spring, but Sao Baonan shouted excitedly, rushed up and hugged him, and shouted excitedly: "Boss! I have found you, and the heavens really live up to you!" Careful person, I have been looking for you so hard!"
"you… "
Third Emperor Ji pointed at the two of them dumbfounded, and everyone in the room was also stunned. They hugged each other so well, Zhao Guanren's expression was also very excited.
"Haha~"
Emperor Jiwu laughed heartily and said, "Daughter! You still said that someone copied and plagiarized. They are friends, okay? Only the two of them know who copied whom!"
"Mr. Baozhai!"
Sandiji said angrily: "Please explain to me what is going on. Didn't you say that the poems are all original by you? Don't you know Zhao Yunxuan?"
"its not right!"
Zhao Guanren seemed to wake up suddenly, grabbed Lu Datou suddenly, and walked out of the hall. When he got to the corner, he asked in surprise, "Datou! Why did you appear this year? You should be in the first year of Tianqi, isn't it? Say... the Year of the Apocalypse is not going to happen this year?"