"What is the first year of the apocalypse, you forgot..."
Lu Datou said with a smile: "We are going to the second year of the apocalypse, the third year of the disaster, I was also in the second year of the apocalypse, but I was stunned when I landed. Knowing how to open the pagoda, almost killed me at the foot of Bashan!"
Zhao Guanren was shocked and said, "What do you mean, you won't go back?"
"What will I do if I don't go back, let someone arrest and behead me..."
Lu Datou spread his hands and said, "Zhao Ziqiang scolded me badly, but you don't have the jade tube to go back, so he can only give me the last one, and send me to the time when you disappeared. I have been looking for you for two years. Too much, do you know how hard I am?"
"More than two years?"
Zhao Guanren said in astonishment: "Don't you know to leave a mark for me at Bashan? I even painted a message for you on the spiritual pagoda. What did you do?"
"Brother! You are the prince now. If I do graffiti on the pagoda, don't you beat me to death..."
Lu Datou tugged on the dragon robe on his body, and said: "You are so awesome, I am a beggar and a black householder, I dare not go back, I am afraid that you will be trapped here forever, you know I have been here for two years How did you live, let the fat woman spoil you every day!"
"What fat woman? You're eating soft food..."
Zhao Guanren handed him a cigarette, and the two of them squatted on the ground in unison. Lu Datou took out the horn cigarette holder from his pocket, skillfully put on the cigarette and lit it with a match. Zhao Guanren quickly gave him a pure gold cigarette holder. lighter.
"Damn it! You are such a local tyrant, a lighter with gold and jade..."
Lu Datou said depressedly: "What can I do if I don't eat soft food? I have a Northeast accent. If the officials catch me, I have to work as a coolie. I can only be the son-in-law of a landlord's house. His daughter has more than 160 Jin, it’s going to be endless every night, I tremble when I see her!"
"Not bad! My hair is all grown..."
Zhao Guanren looked at his coiled long hair, then pulled up his pink floral robe, and said with a smile, "Why are you dressed like an opera singer? Did you run out to work part-time because you didn't feed the fat woman?"
"You know a lot about Shunguo Nan. This is called the Amorous Young Master suit. It's the most flamboyant style right now..."
Lu Datou smiled and said: "Brother, I am now one of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River. However, the fat woman is too strict and keeps me in the dark all day long. She has squinted all the money I earned from writing poems. Last time I went shopping Let her be beaten to death in a brothel, it is really miserable!"
"I forgot, you are from the education system..."
Zhao Guanren was puzzled and said, "But you have the jade slips, so you haven't cultivated well, no matter how bad you are, you won't let a fat woman beat you up?"
"Do you know what Fat Granny's cultivation level is, from the fourth rank, her father from the third rank, from a family of generals..."
Lu Datou curled his lips and said: "I don't have the talent for cultivation at all, and I'm still at the seventh grade after two years. His family just took a fancy to my literary talent and wanted me to take the examination for merit. In the end, I took the stereotyped essay for two consecutive years. I really can't write!"
"I said! Didn't you find that I'm in Shun Country..."
Zhao Guanren said dumbfoundedly: "You smoke cigarettes all day long, you don't know the Three Kingdoms Water Margin card, I even made alcohol and masks, so I have to invent a WeChat?"
"Brother! You are a prince..."
Lu Datou said angrily: "I know that there are transmigrators in this world, far more than the two of us. I guessed that there are modern people when I saw the pictures, but I didn't dare to think that you can become a prince. It's a shame. You can only be the emperor's son, don't you think the emperor is your godfather?"
"Dad!"
Zhao Guanren raised his eyebrows and laughed coquettishly, "Dashun's only prince with a foreign surname, and Daji's only foreign consort, isn't that bad?"
"Boss! Can I recognize you as a godfather, or as a county king..."
Lu Datou begged wretchedly: "In the past two years, I have slept with three women, a fat woman, a maid, and a widow. For the sake of following you for so many years, let me have a taste of the prince.
The taste, yes! Who is the tallest girl in your bed? "
"Hey~ I've tried everything you dare to think about and what you dare not think about..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smirk: "Princess, princess, concubine, imperial concubine, concubine, granddaughter of the Shangshu family, daughter of the general's family, the noble concubine called brother, the queen kowtowed, four of the ten richest men in Dashun, my wife's family, The cigarette factory was run by my wife's family!"
"What are the ten richest people? Your wife's family has four..."
Lu Datou looked at him in confusion, and Zhao Guanren breathed out his smoke coquettishly, and said, "The four rich men each gave me a daughter-in-law. I have two side concubines, twelve nobles, and nine gentlemen. And... so many I can't remember!"
"Boss! You accept me as a godson, I must call you father..."
Lu Datou hugged him violently and wailed: "If I can be half as good as you, even if I die here, I can rest in peace. I am so miserable. I don't want to plow the fields for the fat woman anymore. Please. Boss, take me to pretend and take me to fly!"
"Did you enjoy your stay?"
Zhao Guanren looked at him curiously, and Lu Datou said like a chicken pecking at rice: "Of course I like it! A man can have three wives and four concubines here, but a woman has to stick to one. I only have a large number of female fans when I recite a poem. If I don't Fat woman getting in the way is perfect, including your fiancée is my fan!"
"You are still a fan..."
Zhao Guanren said contemptuously: "You copied dozens of people's poems, and people became suspicious. Don't you know how to change the place name? But what's going on with you and Sandi Ji? Are you partnering with me?"
"Wealth and wealth are in the midst of danger, I'm a big deal with God Ji..."
Lu Datou threw away his cigarette butt and said, "I published a collection of poems two years ago, and Emperor Renfu has been communicating with me anonymously. Last month, she suddenly sent someone to Sucheng to look for me, saying that someone copied my poems. Hearing that it was Diji, she rushed over, but it turned out to be on your head!"
"Ha~ This is called fate, by the way! What is your name now..."
"My name is Zheng Yijian, one sword soars blood and the other..."
"Why aren't you called Chen Haonan, hahaha..."
Zhao Guanren almost broke his belly laughing, stood up and asked, "If it wasn't me who came today, are you going to deny it?"
"Of course!"
Lu Datou got up and said: "She can still summon souls from the earth, but your fiancée has a problem, always saying that she was a nun in her previous life, and she still has to abide by the rules and regulations in this life, but she always fantasizes about all kinds of love affairs, a typical hypocritical whore! "
"I'm just going through the motions with her, if she likes to defend it..."
Zhao Guanren pulled him over and whispered: "Do you know how many years until the Year of Apocalypse? Almost everyone in the hall knows Zhao Ziqiang, Hongluan is his concubine, General Qilin and the emperor are both his great-great-grandsons, and Daji belongs to Zhao Ziqiang's family." country!"
"I'll go! Don't bring such exciting things..."
Lu Datou was shocked and said: "No wonder he always puts on the pretense, it doesn't work when he says something, he actually asked us to save his descendants, but I didn't ask much when I was so anxious, but the next day will be Yongji, the ascension of the emperor's grandson to the throne is the apocalypse, it will take decades!"
"Okay! Go back and talk slowly..."
Zhao Guanren didn't dare to tell him about the overthrow of the Daji Dynasty, otherwise this guy would have been scared to death, so the two went straight to the banquet hall. Unexpectedly, everyone stopped drinking and chatted quietly while eating vegetables. The two came in and looked up.
"Little daughter-in-law! Thank you very much for my husband..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Zheng Yijian and I are good friends who have lost contact for many years, and you have found it. I have to say that it is a trick of luck, but our poems were originally impromptu works of yours and mine. Anyway, I didn't copy them. That's right!"
"Sir! Didn't you say you didn't recognize him..."
Three Emperor Ji stood up angrily, her face was quite ugly.
"yes!"
Lu Datou spread his hands and said: "He used to be called Zhao Yunxuan, we all called him Zhao Guanren.
Knowing that my brother is here, how can he say that he copied my poems, and the reason why my poems have different styles is because of his pen and ink! "
"I knew it was a misunderstanding..."
Emperor Jiwu smiled and said: "Yunxuan! You and Qingqing are no strangers to each other, and you both like to dance and write. In the future, common topics will be indispensable. You husband and wife must get along well, and let me hold a fat grandson as soon as possible!"
"Qingqing! Hurry up and have a drink with your husband, why not..."
The queen picked up the wine glass and walked in front of Three Diji, who snorted softly, took the wine glass and walked in front of Zhao Guanren, angrily saying sorry.
"I don't need your apology..."
Zhao Guanren said in a low voice: "You are hypocritical and ignorant, so I will treat you as a child. After marriage, you can continue to abide by your rules and regulations. I promise not to touch you. If you don't even want to leave the scene, you can change someone else." , or die!"
"you… "
The Third Emperor Ji stared at him in surprise and anger, Zhao Guanren sneered and left, brought Lu Datou to his seat, and suddenly asked in surprise: "Where did Yongning go, why is the emperor's grandson missing?"
"Yongning vomited!"
The queen smiled bitterly and said: "That girl's drinking capacity is too low, and this red wine has a lot of stamina. She will die after drinking a glass of wine. The emperor's grandson will accompany them to the harem for a short rest. Don't worry, nothing will happen!"
"Little girl, let's do my best, let's continue, and I will toast you, Your Majesty..."
Zhao Guanren picked up the wine glass and continued to drink. It is estimated that Yongning has morning sickness. The month of pregnancy happened to be the period of morning sickness. But just as the crowd started to exchange fire again, a court lady suddenly ran in scrambling and fell down on the gate of the main hall. forward.
"Your Majesty! It's not good..."
The maid shouted anxiously with a pale face: "The emperor, the grandson of the emperor is bewitched, and he became a beast in the harem. He injured Princess Yongning and raped him. There is blood all over the bed!"
"What?"
Everyone in the room stood up with a "boom", and Zhao Guanren, whose expression changed in shock, ran out, rushing towards the harem like lightning.
"Something worthless..."
Emperor Jiwu smashed his wine glass angrily, pointed at the prince and cursed: "How do you discipline your son? He has been staring at him and drooling since he entered the door. Can't his wife wait for a few days? If there is something wrong with Yongning, you prince Don't do it either!"
"Why are you still scolding, go over and have a look..."
Ye Ji'er ran out anxiously, and everyone ignored the taboos of the harem, men and women rushed to the harem together.
"Yongning! How are you..."
Zhao Guanren rushed into the bedroom first, only to see the emperor's grandson lying drunk on the ground snoring, naked and naked.
Yong Ning lay unconscious on the bed, covered with a quilt and didn't know what was going on. The maid with a bruised nose and swollen face was obviously beaten, and she was sitting on the edge of the bed, wiping tears in pain.
"Are you fucking dead? I don't know how to shout..."
Zhao Guanren pushed the maid away in shock and anger, and when he lifted the quilt suddenly, his head almost exploded. Yongning was ripped off, leaving only a small bellyband, a bed and blood on his buttocks. Miscarriage.
"Yongning! Wake up, don't scare me..."
Zhao Guanren slapped Yongning anxiously, Yongning was so dazed that he couldn't lift his head, just in time Ye Jier and the crown princess ran in, and the two of them were also shocked when they saw the scene, one hurriedly changed the clothes of the emperor's grandson, and the other hurriedly changed the clothes for the crown prince. Yongning covers the quilt.
"You fucking sleep, get up for me..."
Zhao Guanren rushed over and kicked the emperor's grandson, the princess hurriedly protected him and wailed loudly, but after the emperor cried out in pain, he turned over and smirked, "Yongning! You belong to me this time, completely mine!" It's over, we'll never be apart again!"
"Your Majesty! Don't..."
The concubine rushed out suddenly, only to see that Emperor Jiwu came in with a knife in his hand, while the prince stood at the door dumbfounded, his whole face pale...