"Hehe~ Hello, two beauties, my surname is Zheng, Zheng Yijian, the head of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River..."
Lu Datou bowed his hands with a playful smile, Qiu Ning folded his arms in disgust, leaned against the warehouse door and nodded lightly, Luo Tan also said expressionlessly: "Go in! Our master said, look at it." Just take whatever!"
"Please help me arrange two maids, the ones who can serve as bed attendants, I'm not used to sleeping alone..."
Lu Datou walked into the warehouse with a smile. The floor was full of treasures seized from Longtan and things moved from the Bashan Spirit Pagoda. He directly treated two large wooden boxes, picking them up like shopping, and picked them up abruptly. Two boxes were full.
"Fen Sao Bao! You are really welcome..."
Luo Tan's face turned cold in anger, Lu Datou said with a mean smile: "You are being polite. I don't know that you two are new. I am the famous Director Lu. I carry the bag when the boss goes out, and I buy a flat when the boss opens the room." , the boss cuts someone and I pass the knife, except for women, I have never been polite to the boss!"
The two women wondered: "Who are you? How dare you say that we are newcomers?"
"Didn't people say that he is Director Lu from Dongjiang Congliang's office, specializing in broken shoes..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly appeared at the gate, jokingly said: "Director Lu, 996, spends his days among women, widowed if he stumbles, he is the first to eat, he is the fastest to run, he never puts money in his pocket, and a box of condoms lasts for half a year. Always charge on the front line of whoring!"
"It's insulting, isn't it? Giving money is a serious illegal and criminal act..."
Lu Datou picked up a small box, went out and said cheekily: "The two little secretaries helped me put away the box, it was all my private money, don't forget about my maids, it would be nice to have more It's okay, brother's strength is his good waist!"
"Let's go! Let's go..."
Zhao Guanren patted him on the shoulder and laughed, and the two girls hurried up to catch Zhao Guanren, and asked in a low voice: "Master! Is this the Lu Datou you mentioned? We think this person seems out of shape, with his eyes sunken in the hole. You can't get it out of a woman!"
"Who doesn't have two good friends? No one who is serious can wear him so coquettishly..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Big Lu can't handle big things, and can't handle small things well. His only advantage is that he is tight-lipped and loyal. Don't leave serious things to him, but you have to listen to him when it comes to life. Not even me, understand?"
"Understood! Hupenggouyou, haha..."
The two girls walked out with smiles on their arms, and when they went out, they saw a barbecue stand set up in the small garden. The two princesses were leading the maids to barbecue, but a strange fat woman came out, holding a The baby, followed by a chubby maidservant.
"Boss! Let me introduce you, this is my family's big bitch, Mrs. Xu..."
Lu Datou walked over proudly. In fact, his wife is not ugly. She is white, fat and very rich. She wears a couple outfit of the same color as him, but her height is almost on the same level as Lu Datou. Standing with him looks like an eagle. The feeling of catching chicks.
"Yo~ sister-in-law! This is your son, so cute..."
Zhao Guanren walked over and teased the little baby in amazement, Mrs. Xu bowed her knees a little flattered, but Lu Datou said: "You old lady, if you don't lay eggs, she's still useless. This box is a gift from the son-in-law. Take it Go home and get rich!"
"Wow!"
The fat servant girl exclaimed suddenly, after Lu Datou opened the alley in her hand, it was actually a box full of gold ingots, she took it and almost didn't hold it, Xu thanked again and again in surprise and joy.
"I'm telling you, the man is going to take a concubine..."
Lu Datou straightened his back in arrogance, only to see his wife's eyeballs kicked suddenly, but then retracted to look at Zhao Guanren, and said sadly: "
master! The concubine does not object to your taking a concubine, but the vixen ruins the family style, so I should help you find one, the two should be satisfied, right? "
"Are you taking a concubine for me? You are helping me open a pig farm..."
Lu Datou pointed at her and said, "Let me tell you, you don't want to blackmail me again. From today onwards, I'm from Shunguo. If you keep talking to me, I'll go to Shunguo as the county king and kill you." Hugh, so that you will never find me!"
"You are a heartless man who dares to divorce me, my mother will fight with you..."
Mrs. Xu thrust the child into Zhao Guanren's arms, and kicked Lu Datou with a big foot. Even Zhao Guanren felt the strong wind, and Lu Datou flew out with a "whoosh", and was chased by the fat lady. The garden wailed.
"Press the ground! Tie it up..."
Zhao Guanren hugged the child and sat beside the barbecue stall. The child who had not yet reached the age of one seemed to be used to it, giggling at Zhao Guanren, and the princess and maids all ran over to tease him.
"Ah! Whose child is this? The eyes are so big..."
The Crown Princess suddenly led people over. She had re-washed and dressed, and came over to tease the children as if she had nothing to do, but her eyes still dared not look at Zhao Guanren.
"Prince Shun bullies people, there is no law, I will not live..."
The fat woman was tied up by the female guards and thrown onto the grass, crying. Lu Datou hurriedly hid behind the guards, covered his face and shouted angrily: "Look at you, you pig, you can't even get in the well. I will definitely divorce you today!"
"Crown princess!"
Zhao Guanren laughed and said, "I don't know much about the laws of the Ji Kingdom. If the wife beats the husband in public because he wants to take a concubine to be jealous, how should he deal with it?"
"It's worth it!"
The Crown Princess said sharply: "Such a shameless jealous woman will be punished by the yamen for 30 years, and she will be sentenced to divorce directly, and the letter of divorce will be posted in front of her parents' door, which will make her whole family lose their heads!"
"..."
The fat lady fell silent immediately, but Zhao Guanren said again: "Your husband is a citizen of my Dashun country. If you marry and obey your husband, you are also considered a citizen of my country. It is not an exaggeration for you to be sentenced to exile. No good, I think it's better for a jealous woman like you to go to bed early!"
"Bring a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, I will write a letter of divorce now..."
Lu Datou raised his hand aggressively, and the fat woman cried out in fright: "My lord! My family is wrong, don't give up on my family, my family will never stop you from taking concubines, you can take whoever you want, and my family will never marry you again." I won’t hit you anymore, or my family will be struck by lightning!”
"Go back to the house and stay, don't embarrass me..."
Lu Datou rushed up and slapped her. The fat woman didn't dare to let go. After being released, she obediently took the maid and ran into the building, not forgetting to take a box of gold ingots with her.
"It seems that you still have feelings for her..."
Zhao Guanren handed the child to Lu Datou jokingly. Lu Datou sat down and said with a smile: "My request is already very low, but she just doesn't know how to flatter her. It's not because she gave birth to a precious son for me. Mother divorced her!"
"Brother-in-law! Do you think I still have something to do? If nothing else, I will go back to the palace..."
The crown princess lowered her head and looked at the ground, her ears turned red unconsciously, Zhao Guanren poured a cup of tea and handed it to her and said, "Drink a cup of tea to moisten your stomach, Changdiji should be here soon, let's hear what she said first Say, sit down and eat something, too!"
"Why!"
The princess led the maids to sit at the table, and Lu Datou also sent the child back to the house, and walked to the barbecue grill and said: "Your method is not professional at all, my son is a professional barbecue, I will bake the eggplant first. Try it!"
"No bake!"
The princess suddenly raised her head and exclaimed, and suddenly saw Lu
The big head took a whole green eggplant, and she sneered awkwardly again: "Hehe~ My concubine is a little...a bit tired of eggplant, so let's roast it with something else, okay?"
"Okay! Let's roast a radish..."
Lu Datou nodded because he didn't understand, Zhao Guanren suppressed his laughter and almost suffered internal injuries. Naturally, he didn't help the princess take out half an eggplant. He asked a head nurse to do it, but he has seen the miserable situation of the eggplant, the prince The concubine still has the face to face him.
"Yunxuan!"
Ye Jier hurried in from the outside, Zhao Guanren hurriedly greeted the princess, Ye Jier said angrily: "Qingshu Restaurant was closed ten days ago, it should be because you found out that you took out the Gu worm for me, they The user posts used are all impostors!"
"Has no one been caught?"
The princess hurriedly led them into the gazebo, Ye Jier shook her head and said: "There is no one left, I don't even know where to find them, and something happened in the palace, two maids and eunuchs disappeared. It was only later that I discovered that someone had drugged Yongning!"
"What?"
Zhao Guanren was shocked and said, "Who gave Yongning the medicine, and what medicine did he give?"
"Ecstasy powder and other things, the emperor's grandson also drank it..."
Ye Jier said: "Someone put medicine in the tea, and they both entered the room and drank the same pot of tea, so Yongning didn't resist, but the grandson of the emperor was poisoned, and he went crazy after drinking the tea, the emperor was already angry Killing two female officers with my own hands, this time is really too rampant!"
"What's the use of cutting people, those who are cut are kept in the dark..."
Zhao Guanren said angrily: "Don't you do inspections in the harem? This kind of thing can be brought into the harem. The emperor even told me that the corpse poison powder is very safe. I don't think his head is safe!"
"These people are very cunning. After a few concoctions of ordinary medicinal materials, they directly become ecstasy..."
Ye Ji'er said helplessly: "Now it's all soldiers, everyone is pulling out to investigate, even the concubines in the harem are the same, but there is another bad news, Zhang Tiansheng, who was promoted by the epidemic prevention, has disappeared. It didn’t come, and I sent someone to look for it, but no one was found!”
"Oops! I'm in big trouble now..."
Zhao Guanren said solemnly: "Zhang Tiansheng shouldn't have run away at this time. If he wanted to run, he should have run away long ago. I'm afraid that he still has some corpse poison powder in his hand, and someone will hold him hostage to get the poison powder. Does he still have it?" A brother is in Kyrgyzstan?"
"Brother? I haven't heard of it..."
Ye Ji'er was puzzled and said: "Jinyi spies brought him from Shunguo, but he was intercepted on the way. He arrived at the border disguised as a beggar, and strongly demanded that the border army send him to Beijing. When he met Sheng, he only said that he was bullied by the dog officer." , I want to come to our country to become famous, but I have never mentioned any brother!"
"How much corpse poison powder did he give you?"
"It's in a small porcelain bottle, more than half of it..."
"Damn it! You underestimated the enemy..."
Zhao Guanren said angrily: "I should have looked for him as soon as I arrived. That kid is lying. He has at least a whole bottle of poison powder in his hand. He must have been captured or taken away. Hurry up and call a group of reliable Jin Yiwei." , immediately take me to his house to search!"
"I can't get away from here, the palace is in chaos..."
Ye Jier took out a gold medal and handed it to him, saying: "I will let my confidants take you to investigate. We have already screened Jinyiwei, and there will be no more problems. My confidants are also old people, Liu Piao Gone with the wind, you can also trust her, she belongs to the prince!"
"I knew it!"
Zhao Guanren took the gold medal and glanced at the princess. Liu Piaopiao was sleeping on her husband's kang, but he went out without saying anything and shouted, "Big head! Change into a neat outfit and put on a guy's style." Come out to work with me!"
"Haha~ here we come! I've been waiting for two years for today..."