"Hurry up and get out, or the slave family will not live..."
Sixth Grandma jumped up "ashamed and angry", pushed Zhao Guanren and said anxiously: "You are the son of the Minister of Rites after all, your father is an official in the same dynasty as my master, how can you be so ignorant of etiquette? What's the matter, hurry out through the back door!"
"Ma'am! Why don't you make a price, the young master is not the one who is short of money..."
Zhao Guanren hugged her violently, but the sixth grandma said angrily: "What do you think of me? Although my family is not a lady of everyone, she is also a woman of a good family. If you don't leave, I will be called someone. When the time comes Both of you and I have no light on our faces!"
"I'm not handsome enough, how can you be so cruel..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the tea table with a smile and sat down, took out a large stack of Kyrgyz bank notes from his pocket, each starting at one thousand taels, held it up and said with a smile, "As long as you take off one, I'll put one in, two taels." One piece is two, three is three, but I count to three, and I will leave if you don't take it off!"
"Young master! How can you bully my family like this..."
Sixth Grandma actually cried and said: "Yes! Our Dingguo Mansion is not as good as it used to be. Everyone wants to come and insult our family, but the slave family is not a prostitute who has an eye for money. Go out, the slave family don't want to do this!" Dirty money, at worst, die!"
"Not bad! Be ethical, I underestimate you..."
Zhao Guanren picked up the bank note and got up to leave. Sixth Grandma's eyes froze, she wiped away tears that didn't exist and said, "Look at your handsome appearance, if you really have feelings for my family, I'd be willing to cut you to pieces and have a few drinks with you." What's the matter with the cup!"
"The sixth grandma is very charming, how can I not be emotional..."
Zhao Guanren touched her face with a smile, but the sixth grandma was considered a little stunner, but she was too contrived and somewhat romantic, but the sixth grandma said coquettishly: "Young master! Don't be contemptuous of others, this slave is also the same." It's the first time to keep a foreign guest privately, so don't tell me!"
"I don't like to be long-winded, and I don't like to play tricks..."
Zhao Guanren sat back down again and put down a stack of food stamps, lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "I'm here to play with women, how much do you think you're worth, feel free to reach out for it, but I have to feel that it's worth it! "
"Ma'am! He didn't go through us, he lied..."
The two maids hurried in, but seeing the thick stack of banknotes on the coffee table, they could not speak for the rest of the sentence, Grandma Six also waved and said, "Go out and close the door, if Da Furen finds out , I will make you look good!"
"yes!"
The two girls ran out and closed the door in surprise, and Sixth Grandma immediately sat in Zhao Guanren's arms, picked up all the bank notes on the table and stuffed them into her collar, put her arms around his neck and said with a charming smile: "Young master, you are so bad." , You actually deceived my maids, you are the first one!"
"Are you sure you're worth nine thousand taels..."
Zhao Guanren held her chest with a folding fan, and Sixth Grandma said coquettishly, "You'll know if it's worth it or not, and I can ask you for money when I come back to my house next time, but it's a long night, let's have a few drinks to cheer it up. There is good wine and good cigarettes here in my slave house, and all the beauties in the courtyard are yours!"
"A friend of mine said that you have a commemorative version of Zhonghua, take out two packs and try it..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and patted her butt, and Sixth Grandma got up to get it without saying a word, and even brought a bottle of red wine over, lying delicately beside him to light cigarettes and pour wine for him.
"You have connections..."
Zhao Guanren picked up a box of extended matches and said, "The commemorative version of Zhonghua is not easy to buy. I entrusted a lot of people to buy 20. Do you have Qin Keqing's match pictures here? A set of Jinling Twelve Hairpins, I Only Qin Keqing can gather them all!"
"Hehe~ You are asking the right person, there are two in my slave's house..."
Grandma Six got up again and opened the dressing table, took out a matchbox and handed it to him with a smile: "In the future, if you want to smoke a good cigarette, you can come to my slave's house. I have a special network at Lanshuihe Commercial Bank. You are a woman in the palace!"
"
What? Concubine or Empress…”
Zhao Guanren was taken aback by these words, but Sixth Grandma said angrily, "What are you thinking? Women who play with the emperor are not courting death. I'm talking about palace maids, high-ranking female officials. They will wear empress's court clothes to serve you. , let you enjoy the treatment of the emperor! Hehe~"
"Is there any now, brother, I am not short of money..."
Zhao Guanren showed a stack of food stamps in his arms again, and Grandma Six's eyes lit up suddenly, and she whispered, "This thing needs to be booked half a month in advance, but an adult just happened to make an appointment for two tonight, and he has to wait till midnight Only then can I come, how about six thousand taels and I will help you take the lead first?"
"It's a real female officer, if you dare to fool me, I'll smash your bitch den..."
Zhao Guanren impatiently counted 6,000 taels to her. Grandma Six gave a giggle, kissed him on the face and said, "Don't worry! It's worth the money. You stay here for a while, and I'll go out soon." Arrange it for you!"
"Hurry up! After finishing them, I will come to you to sleep in the middle of the night..."
Zhao Guanren pinched her anxiously, and the sixth grandma went out with her plump waist twisted. Zhao Guanren immediately walked to her dressing table, opened the drawer and saw that there was a "Qin Keqing" matchbox inside. It has been stamped with the prize redeemed.
"It's not her! Looks like it's with the Second Young Mistress..."
Zhao Guanren closed the drawer and walked into the yard. He pretended to be a monkey and walked out of the yard to look around. Seeing Lu Datou hiding in the bushes, he quickly walked over to give a few words, and Lu Datou understood and jumped out.
"Oh~ my lord, you are too impatient..."
Sixth Grandma walked over with a smile, and walked forward with his arm. Zhao Guanren asked, "Is there any guest in Second Young Mistress's room? Is it okay if I pay some money to see you?"
"Master! Don't worry about her, it's really not worth the money..."
Grandma Liu said in a low voice: "Isn't she just the second young master's concubine? People play with her just to play the real card, but she has a dead face all day long, and she doesn't know how to move in bed. You might as well go to Miss Seven, although It's not stunning, but it's a decent granddaughter of a grandpa!"
As he spoke, he came to a hidden hut behind the bamboo grove. Sure enough, there were two beautiful women in palace costumes waiting in the room. When they saw people coming in, they both knelt at the door to greet them, and then took out two Forbidden Palace waist cards with a smile. Pass it to Zhao Guanren for him to check.
"I heard that something happened in the palace this afternoon, do you know..."
Zhao Guanren took the waist card and closed the door, one of them said with a smile: "We only came out of the palace to visit our relatives. We haven't heard anything about today's events. If your lord has any doubts about our identities, you can wait outside the palace gate tomorrow and watch We can enter the palace!"
"Then you recognize this..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly took out a gold medal, which actually read—Deputy Commander of the Dragon Guard!
"you… "
The two girls raised their heads in horror, and Grandma Six ran away in fright, but Zhao Guanren grabbed her by the hair, yanked her to the ground and said with a grinning grin, "You are such a big dog!" If you dare, female officials dare to bring them out to be prostitutes, just wait for the whole family to copy and chop!"
"No! We are not female officers, we are scammers..."
The two female officers waved their hands in fright, Zhao Guanren knocked sixth grandma unconscious, lit the lighter and said disdainfully: "How dare you lie! Open your dog eyes and take a good look, who is this king? We were just in the harem at noon seen!"
"My son-in-law, my son-in-law!"
The two girls fell to the ground in shock, and Grandma Six was so frightened that she almost lost her breath, but Zhao Guanren took their badges and said, "You drugged Princess Yongning and stole two badges. Escape from the palace, who instructs you to do this?"
"My son-in-law, please forgive me, we were also forced..."
The two women kowtowed repeatedly on the ground, raising their voices intentionally to alarm the outsiders. Zhao Guanren immediately knocked out one with his fist, and pressed the other one on his lap with his mouth covered. Shoved it into her mouth.
"vomit~"
The little maid was retching with her face flushed, and Zhao Guanren pressed her to the ground to prevent her from vomiting. After a few minutes, the little palace lady started to be confused and giggled all the time.
"Why did you drug Yongning Princess..."
Zhao Guanren patted her face lightly, and the little palace maid said with a smirk: "Hehe~ Master Er told me to do it, and only said that Yongning and the grandson should have a good sleep, but the grandson suddenly went crazy, and Master Er didn't expect that." If so, send someone to get us out of the palace!"
"Damn it!"
Zhao Guanren cursed: "Sure enough, it's Ji Xiaoshou's good deed. Why did Master Er fascinate them both?"
"Who doesn't know, he, he wants Prince Chun to be the crown prince..."
The little palace lady was dizzy and silly and said happily: "Prince Chun is his lover. Although the grandson of the emperor has gone crazy, he has fulfilled his wish. There is no need to do anything later, but we will definitely not be able to please you." , then, just want to earn a fortune, leave Jinling immediately!"
"Boom~"
Zhao Guanren punched her unconscious, found hemp rope to bind the hands and feet of the three girls, stuffed a cloth in his mouth, and then blew out the lamp. Then he went out and looked around to make sure it wasn't a fairy jumping before moving forward. go.
"boss!"
Lu Datou came out from the bamboo forest, and said in a low voice: "Second Young Madam's yard is on the west side of the lake, and there is a family member guarding the intersection to prevent them from passing. It is impossible to see each other for two hundred taels, saying that Second Young Mistress has not seen any visitors recently. I guess I heard the rumors from the palace, so I dare not mess around!"
"There is a secret whistle in front, you go and make trouble to lure people away, I will go in and make it hard..."
Zhao Guanren patted him and ran out of the bamboo grove to wait. Lu Datou pretended to be drunk and ran to the front to make trouble, and quickly led the nursing home out. Zhao Guanren turned over two small courtyards to the lake, and soon arrived After a large courtyard, he lightly jumped into the backyard.
"Boom~"
An embroidered shoe suddenly fell from the sky and landed on the ground, startling Zhao Guanren. He looked up in surprise, and saw that it was a woman hanging from the beam of the attic, sticking out her tongue with difficulty, and swinging her feet in the air. He desperately stretched out his hand and scratched.
"I'll go! You don't wear clothes to hang yourself, and you're not afraid of catching a cold..."
Zhao Guanren saw two men pulling the rope below, but he spit out a word and jumped out. Unexpectedly, the embroidered shoes chased after him very quickly, and after bypassing him, they slammed on the grass, turning into a ball Humanoid black smoke.
"唰~"
The black smoke quickly turned into a smoky beauty with bumps and convexities, her two eyeballs glowed a strange red light, and she played with a woman's voice: "Master Zhao is so ruthless, he won't help even if he sees his servant hanged himself!"
"You're mistaken, Zhou Dasheng is the second of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River..."
Zhao Guanren turned his head and left. Unexpectedly, the two little paper figures suddenly floated down from the air and turned into two black and white men with two "bang bang" sounds.
The black man is as black as ink, carrying a sawtooth machete, while the white man has a pale face, long hair and eyebrows as pure white as snow, and carries a square lantern, but the lantern seems to be made of human skin , with a distorted human face on all sides.
The white-haired man sneered and said, "Lord Zhao! How can we admit that you are so graceful?"
"Are you jugglers? Give you some money and get out, don't stop me from stealing people..."
Zhao Guanren took out a few silver beans from his bosom, but the white-haired man grinned again and said, "Master Zhao! Stop pretending, since you've come to the door on your own initiative, we won't be polite at all. Jinglei from the Shenyin Gate, especially Come and teach!"
Yannv suddenly showed her figure and shouted, "The thorns at the Shenyin Gate are fierce!"
"Shenyin Gate..."
"Wait!"
Zhao Guanren pointed to the black man and said loudly: "You don't need to introduce yourself, you must be called Jing Feng, you must be vigorous and resolute, right? There is no creativity in the name!"
"No!"
The black man stared and said: "My name is Lei Feng, I must have guessed wrong!"
"I'll go to your uncle's..."