"The taste of this cucumber is very unique, and there is a feeling of déjà vu..."
More than a dozen princes and ministers sat at the same table, three big bowls of cold cucumbers were placed on the table, and hundreds of female relatives crowded into the small tables on both sides, many of them bowed their heads guiltyly, and some had cheeks flushed with embarrassment. , all secretly scolded Zhao Guanren for his wickedness.
"My son-in-law! Your cook is not clean, why is there a hair in it..."
A minister frowned and pointed at the dining bowl, and the princess at the same table quickly said, "This is not human hair. A gentleman stays away from the kitchen. Your lords naturally don't know that some old cucumbers also grow hair!"
"Yes, yes, yes! It's normal, and there are carrots with hairy hair..."
The women hurriedly nodded in agreement, and one of the ministers picked up a piece of pickled radish, threw it into his mouth and said, "The Yuan family's intentions for rebellion have arisen, more than a dozen female relatives have been poisoned by the poison, and we are all around the emperor. The family is really insane!"
"Fart! Who said we did it, don't spit blood..."
"ah!!!"
There was a sudden exclamation in the hall, only to see the three brothers of the Yuan family striding in, followed by quite a few female relatives.
"Hu Shangshu! What did you mean by what you just said..."
Yuan Laoer said angrily: "As long as there is a little dirty water poured on our head, our family has never had the intention of rebellion, but you greedy ministers spread rumors and slander every day, don't make us feel uncomfortable, right?"
"Okay! Stop arguing, you are all victims..."
Zhao Guanren put down the cucumber that he almost ate by mistake, got up and took a closer look at the female family members of the Yuan family, and said with a smile: "I guessed correctly, the wives of the Yuan family have also been poisoned by Gu poison, you really don't remember to eat or beat them , why did you forget about the Thai thief again?"
"What? Another Thai thief..."
"Don't you find it strange..."
Zhao Guanren said: "The Thai thieves will be jointly attacked by the two countries, but there is no reaction at all. In fact, Gu poison is their trump card. This is not targeting anyone, but targeting the entire Daji court!"
"Are you sure they were poisoned too..."
The crown prince frowned in disbelief, so Zhao Guanren stepped forward to feel the pulse, picked out the eight female relatives of the Yuan family one after another, and said, "Prince concubine! Please lead them to the attic and give them a pot of detoxification tea to see if they are safe or not. It can knock out poisonous insects!"
"My sisters! Come with me..."
The princess hurriedly led the man out, and the woman who had been poisoned followed her out. Immediately, a minister wondered, "Why are all women poisoned? Could it be that this poison is useless to men?"
"Qingshu Restaurant only serves women, otherwise how can I get close to the ladies..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Of course! We have reason to suspect that the gays are connected with them, so they are all gays!"
"Amitabha! Who farted in public, it stinks..."
suddenly!
Several monks strode to the door, and the leader was Ji Lao San's beloved disciple, the handsome uncle Ji Xiaoshou.
"Yo~ Isn't this Master Ji..."
Zhao Guanren sneered with a cigarette in his mouth and said, "Why didn't you come here uninvited? Did you come to my place for alms? Oh! I forgot, this was your lair once, and I'm the dove who took over the magpie's nest!"
"Female benefactors! Please give us monks a hand..."
Ji Xiao was moved aside with a smile, and all the female family members in the room knew that something big was going to happen, and they all left the hall with their heads down, leaving only Ye Ji'er and Ye Ruoqing's aunt and nephew.
"Amitabha! We wise people don't speak dark words..."
Ji Xiaoshou led the three disciples in slowly, came to the big table and said with a smile: "Let's not talk about right and wrong here, it is an old account, but there is one thing that the poor monk must clarify. None of the poisonous powder is in our hands, including my master, who has never seen it!"
"Of course you haven't seen it, it's not in your hands at all..."
Yuan Laoer knocked on the table and said: "We have already found Zhang Tiansheng in Qinzhou, and he was captured alive after six masters died. Zhang Tiansheng is already on the way back under escort, who the hell hid the corpse poison powder, Whoever gave birth to a son has no fart eyes!"
"Hmph ~"
The fourth prince sneered and said: "You are in your hands, you can say whatever you want, the private possession of corpse poison powder is a matter of common anger, you better not be in a cocoon!"
"Fourth! Are you stubborn..."
Yuan Lao Er sneered: "The two generations of the Zhang family are all spies in Jinyi. The eldest Zhang Tianbao was killed on the way to donate poison, the second Zhang Tianyang returned to my court to serve in secret, and the third eldest Zhang Tiansheng was ordered to leave Beijing. Do you want me to send the two brothers together?" , and their old mother sent it to you together?"
"Second Yuan! Don't lie to my fourth brother..."
Ye Ji'er said disdainfully: "If you have the ability, you bring him here alive. Let's confront him in court. Is it interesting to make up nonsense? The emperor promised Yunxuan to destroy the corpse poison. Is it necessary to go back on what he said?"
"Ernan! It's time for you to prove your innocence..."
Boss Yuan calmly pulled his second brother over, and Ji Xiaoshou smiled and said, "Emperor Ji! You are becoming more and more attractive as a female general. I admire your determination, but unfortunately we can't handle this pot of dirty water." , come here! Bring Shen Zhuo in!"
"You guys are so brave, you dare to catch Jin Yiwei..."
Ye Jier slapped the table angrily, her pale face was obviously panicked, the prince and other princes also stood up abruptly, only to see a man wearing a hood was escorted in, he was kicked and knelt on the ground .
"If Chang Diji wants to ask about the crime, just ask the little monk..."
Ji Xiaoshou raised his head and said seriously: "But before taking away the little monk, I would like to ask, why did Zhang Tiansheng's second brother, Zhang Tianyang, change his name and surname to Jinyiwei Shen Zhuo?"
"What? He is Zhang Tianyang..."
Zhao Guanren stood up in surprise, and hastily stepped forward to grab Shen Zhuo's hood. Shen Zhuo, with a bruised nose and swollen face, stuffed his mouth with a cloth ball, and yelled anxiously at Changdi Ji.
"Zhang Tianyang suffered a lot, his facial bones were broken, and his appearance was changed..."
Ji Xiaoshou stepped forward and tore off Shen Zhuo's skirt, and said, "It's a pity that you can't change the birthmark even if you change your appearance. Prince Zhao should be very clear that the birthmark on his chest is shared by the Zhang family brothers, and they are all officials. Ji Shun Both the official departments of the two countries have records!"
"I really didn't expect that..."
Zhao Guanren grabbed the cloth ball in Shen Zhuo's mouth, and Shen Zhuo gasped and shouted, "What Zhang Tianyang, don't frame me, I am Shen Zhuo, Shen Zhuo who grew up in Qincheng, how dare you tie me up Jin Yiwei Qianhu, do you want to rebel?"
"No! I saw you in Calabash Bay..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly uttered a sentence in Lantai dialect, which wasn't understood by Lantai people, but Shen Zhuo turned his head and said angrily in the same dialect: "Nonsense! How could you have seen me in Huluwan, I..."
"Oh, you've revealed your stuff! Little fellow..."
Zhao Guanren patted him on the shoulder with a smile, Shen Zhuo's face turned pale instantly, but Zhao Guanren straightened up and said: "I said a Lantai dialect, Huluwan is the most difficult three words, of course! Shen Qian Hu's Lantai dialect is better than mine!"
"..."
The Ye family members stopped talking, their faces were quite ugly, but the prince suddenly said gloomyly: "Very good! Finally the truth is revealed, as long as the Yuan family surrenders the military power of the Fierce Tiger Army and leaves Jinling City with the Red Feather Army, I guarantee that all The corpse poison will be destroyed in public!"
"My lord! You must be full..."
Yuan Laoer sneered: "Whether you like to destroy or not, we don't care anyway, Jiguo is your family's country, Zhao Yunxuan is here to save you, it's not that he begged you to destroy the poison!"
"Since you know that it is our family's country, you should get out..."
The prince said sharply: "I will put the words here today, you don't have to wait for Hong Luan to die.
, we can let go and fight, but if the Akabane Army does not withdraw from Jinling City within a month, I will drop the corpse poison on your head with my own hands. If you don’t believe in evil, come and try it! "
"Boom~"
Yuan Er Er suddenly overturned a wine table, stared and shouted: "Who the hell are you frightening, call you the prince, you really treat yourself as a dish, as long as you dare to hit me, you dare to take it, no You are my grandson, no one is afraid of anyone!"
"Papa papa..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly clapped his hands vigorously, and said with a smile: "No wonder Zhao Ziqiang always said that there is no winner. So that's how you guys play to your death. For the sake of our good relationship, let me know when you die, so I can pat my ass and go back to my hometown. Save yourself from being implicated by you!"
"Okay! Let's say one sentence less, I really want the whole family to die..."
Ye Ji'er stepped forward and said: "Brother Yuan! We are all a family. Is it necessary to kill each other for the sake of the throne? Your power is no worse than my brother's. It's just that if you become the emperor. It's not as good as a family." Take a step back, okay?"
"We didn't even intend to rebel, you forced us to rebel..."
Boss Yuan said angrily: "When you were fighting the country, you called yourself brothers and sisters. When you were sitting in the country, you wanted to kill donkeys and threaten people with corpse poison. Ask Er Nan, is this a fucking human thing?"
"It's not easy for Ji Guo to be where he is today. It's better for the two houses to give in each other..."
Ji Xiaoshou said: "Da Fang destroyed all the poisonous corpses, transferred the Tabai army back to defend the capital, Er Fang withdrew all the Akabane army, and the Liehu army retreated three hundred miles. From now on, we will focus on fighting the enemy. Don't forget the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, the poison almost killed you!"
"Master Ji!"
Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "Your words are very pleasant, but shouldn't you back down a step? Are you a group of monks occupying official positions and troops, like monks do?"
"King Zhao is a very smart person, why can't he see through the key point..."
Ji Xiaoshouyi said righteously: "National teacher, national teacher! Teacher of the country, if my master surrenders the military power, the two houses will fight immediately. We are the weight to balance the two houses. Whether you believe it or not, we They are the cornerstones of protecting the country, you have a clear conscience!"
"If the second room has to be the big room..."
Zhao Guanren looked at him seriously, and Ji Xiaoshou straightened his chest and said: "I will take the lead in the charge and catch the Yuan family brothers and beat them hard. This is the responsibility of our national teacher, and I will die without regret!"
"Very good! Since you have such an attitude, let me say something..."
Zhao Guanren said: "If Ernan turns his back on what he says, I will promise to open his ladle with my own hands. At the same time, I will hand over Yu Jiaolong to the second room as a punishment for breaking the promise of the first room. How about returning the army to Dafang?"
"this… "
The two families all looked at each other in dismay. Naturally, there are disadvantages and advantages in this, but Boss Yuan said: "This matter cannot be tolerated by the younger generation, I have to go back and report to my father!"
"We also have to play the Emperor..."
The prince and others also nodded, Zhao Guanren waved his hands and said with a smile: "Look! You can't make up your mind, and you still have the face to shout here, so sit down and eat together, Er Nan, come and taste our cucumbers. Absolutely great!"
"my pleasure!"
Ji Xiaoshou sat down with a smile on his face, and the two families also sat down. After eating two pieces of cucumber, Ji Xiaoshou nodded and praised: "Yeah! This cucumber is really good, refreshing and crisp, and there is a smell that can't be said It's a strange taste!"
"Eat a few more pieces if you like, and try this plate of daikon radish, it's all vegetarian..."
Zhao Guanren handed over a plate of radishes with a smile, but the Crown Princess hurried in and shouted: "It's not good! The sixth aunt of the Yuan family has gone crazy. She bites anyone she sees. She can't die even after stabbing her several times. Shunguo The female guard said she has turned into a corpse!"
"Not good! Let's go..."