"Sister! I appreciate your kindness, but brother, I am powerless..."
Zhao Guanren looked at an old imperial concubine on the phoenix bed, and said with a bitter face: "Don't look at me in good health. In fact, I have to urinate seven or eight times a night, and my kidneys are very weak. I was just bragging. I met a veteran like you." , I must die on you!"
"Hmph~ Look, I scared you, my sister won't eat you..."
The old imperial concubine gave him a coquettish look, the makeup on her face fell off, and said with a smile: "You know the status of my natal family very well, and my family doesn't care about red tape. As long as you are willing to marry my niece in secret, my family promises to make you even more powerful." !"
"What's wrong with this, left and right will die at your house..."
Zhao Guanren nodded with a smile, and she stepped forward to hand over a list, saying: "My family will do their best to search for the whereabouts of the poisonous powder. This is a suspicious list I drew up, and there are also secret places that the emperor often goes to. Anyway, no one is there. Know the emperor better than us!"
"Your family can only search for clues, and you must not alert the dead. If something happens, everyone will be finished..."
Zhao Guanren put away the paper and gave instructions. The old imperial concubine walked out from the back door contentedly. Immediately afterwards, Concubine Jingde opened the door. A noble concubine came in blushing and kowtowed. Before, she dared not fart in the hall. Now This is the emperor and your majesty.
"Next group!"
After Zhao Guanren perfunctorily left the imperial concubine, more than 20 more people came in one after another. Besides the concubines, there were also many court ladies. Naturally, the court ladies came from breaking the news, and the concubines were serving the bed and breaking the news. He heard all kinds of news. dizzy.
"The harvest is not small, some are busy..."
Zhao Guanren picked up a large stack of lists on the table. In fact, he had expected this result. There were not many women with normal mentality in the harem, and the royal family had no feelings at all.
Including the owner of Yongning County, how would a normal woman dare to stay in the imperial palace of an enemy country, but with someone else's child in her stomach, she dared to take over other people's country, and when she mentioned the look in her eyes when she was a queen, she could swallow her life.
"Concubine Jing! There's no one left, come in with Concubine Hong..."
Zhao Guanren put away the list and stretched himself out. Unexpectedly, a young lady pushed the door in again. It was obvious that she was a half-race beauty, but she knelt on the ground and said: "Taiping Heavenly Kingdom and Princess Tai, please greet Your Majesty." , Your Majesty bows to Jinan!"
"Ha~"
Zhao Guanren sat back down again, lit a cigarette and said with a smile, "You finally surrendered yourself. I thought you would take a chance and hide until after giving birth!"
"Your Majesty! You arrested a few seemingly insignificant people, but it already shows that we have been exposed..."
Princess Hetai raised her head and said: "You keep us from catching, just to put a long line to catch big fish, but I don't want to die, I am the princess of Heaven, and I have endless glory and wealth, as long as you let me go back , the concubine will definitely reveal all the secrets!"
"Master and apprentice of Ghost King Tomb died at my hands, I know everything about you..."
Zhao Guanren smiled contemptuously: "I don't think you have the conditions to negotiate with me. You are also looking for corpse poison powder, but you have found nothing. I am not interested in your shadows. Next year, I will personally lead the two armies to destroy them." Your peaceful island!"
"Your Majesty! I have important clues about the whereabouts of the poisonous powder..."
Princess Hetai knelt down to the table, put down a piece of paper and said, "I only got this clue on the eve of the war, and I am the only one who knows it. I have a good chance of finding the poisonous powder, and the poisonous powder is not in the hands of any official. A place none of you can imagine!"
"Gusu?"
Seeing that only the word "Gusu" was written on the paper, Zhao Guanren said with a smile, "You're good at keeping things secret, but it's useless if you go back. I still have to catch you next year, and then I'll cut off your father's head and sleep with you." Sister and your mother, your brother will also be sold as a rabbit!"
"Actually, the king of heaven has already prepared for the worst..."
The princess said pitifully: "If he fails again this time, he will commit suicide to thank the world, and the new king will
I will pay compensation and try to meet the requirements of the two countries. Marriage must be one of the conditions. I am still a virgin, so I can marry you to be a child, okay? "
"You write a letter back..."
Zhao Guanren held her head and smiled: "I personally want two eldest princesses, two princesses, and two princesses. The six must be serious blood relatives. As long as they are beautiful, it doesn't matter how old they are, but they must bring 20 million yuan with them." For the two dowries, change my surname to Qianye!"
"My, my surname is Qianye, Qianyehui, Qianyexuan is the ancestor of my family..."
The princess looked at him in bewilderment, but Zhao Guanren said with a smirk: "Then let's call it Wanye, look back and find a big ginkgo tree, and let the six girls of your family stand around the tree, when will the shock come?" When the next 10,000 leaves come, when will the work be over!"
"As long as His Majesty does not destroy the country, we will take good care of His Majesty..."
Qianye Hui showed a hint of joy, but Zhao Guanren sneered: "No wonder your heavenly royal family is all mixed races, and you borrowed seeds from people everywhere. Tell me, what clues do you have in Gusu City?"
"The poisonous powder should be divided into one south and one north, and one part is in Shun country..."
Qianyehui said in a low voice: "The ones in the north will definitely be in the important towns of Gyeonggi, or even in the capital, but there is no clue yet, but the ones in the south will definitely be in Gusu City. We found a man named Li Donglai who was silent half a month ago. Leaving Beijing in a hurry, and disappearing in Gusu with people and horses!"
"Li Donglai
Zhao Guanren asked suspiciously: "What's so special about this person, how could he be found?"
"This man is the son of the Dragon Guards of the previous dynasty. Most of the Dragon Guards are descendants of their fathers, who have been loyal to the emperor for generations..."
Chiba Hui said: "But he did not enter the court as an official, but instead ran a tea plantation. The business is not good but he has no worries about food and drink. He is dull and taciturn. He still lives alone in his thirties. This kind of person is very suitable for a dead man. characteristics, and he has no relatives in Gusu, the poisonous powder is probably on him!"
"Okay! You put all the clues together and give them to me tomorrow morning..."
Zhao Guanren patted her face, and Qianyehui walked out with gratitude. He saw that it was past ten o'clock in the middle of the night, and he came to Feng's bed full of energy, rubbed his hands and yelled: "You two concubines, Come in and have a good time with me!"
suddenly!
Two teams of maids lined up and walked in. More than 20 people were carrying all kinds of toiletries, as well as a change of clean clothes and pants, and even small gadgets to add to the fun.
"I wipe! Not so many people..."
Zhao Guanren took half a step back in shock, but Director An came in again flatteringly: "Your Majesty! You turned over the signs of Concubine Jingde and Concubine Hong. The two ladies have finished washing. Do you think you should take them off and bring them in, or let the lady come in?" Are you waiting?"
"Of course I came in to serve you, and follow the rules for the rest..."
Zhao Guanren decided to have an emperor's addiction, and he sat on the grand master's chair with a big horse, and Director An clapped his hands and bent down to step aside. Slow breathing is consistent.
"Your Majesty is in bed!"
A little eunuch shouted outside the door, and the lights outside were quickly extinguished, while the two well-dressed ladies were shyly helped in by the female officer. The jewelry on their bodies was more grand than when they were married, and they both knelt Kowtow on the ground.
"Stay flat!"
Zhao Guanren raised his hands in a pretentious manner, trying to follow Emperor Yao's airs, but Director An laughed again: "Your Majesty! Until you finish washing, the two empresses have to kneel all the time and cannot stretch out their hands to serve you, lest they get dirty and dirty." It needs to be washed again!"
"Your Majesty! This servant undresses you..."
Two female officials came over. These were the two new officials that Zhao Guanren personally proposed. After he got up, he opened his arms, and he didn't need to do the rest. More than twenty court ladies spun like a lantern, and took out All kinds of delicate and compact tools.
"Wash your mouth! Floss your teeth! Cleanse your face! Wipe your armpits..."
Two female officers folded their hands
Chest, watching the maids with a blank face, Zhao Guanren was like a dummy, carefully wiped clean from head to toe, his teeth were picked by the beautiful little maids, and even the mouthwash was made of ginseng tea.
"Hey! You can't wipe it here, I can do it myself..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly crossed his crotch, startled the two young maids, knelt on the ground and looked at the maids in bewilderment.
"emperor!"
A seemingly dogmatic female officer came over and said with a light smile: "All the women in the harem are your women, why should your majesty see outsiders? You have to learn to enjoy them. Besides, if you don't use them, after the crown prince ascends the throne, they will all I have to follow the concubine to guard the mausoleum, it's very miserable!"
"I can't take off my dragon underpants, it's up to you..."
Zhao Guanren motioned to the two young maids, then raised his head and asked, "How long will the tomb guards be kept? Has the list of the tomb guards been finalized yet?"
"The mausoleum must be guarded until death. Every day, we must pray, sing and dance in front of the mausoleum of the first emperor..."
The female officer said: "Shouling is worse than becoming a nun. Even outsiders can't see it. Two selected concubines have hanged themselves. The crown princess is bullying honest people. Concubine Jingde once offended her. She was the first The first one chose Empress Jingfei, and Empress was frightened and cried at that time!"
"So you want to guard the mausoleum, no wonder you kowtow to me on the way..."
Zhao Guanren glanced at Concubine Jingde, whose buttocks were up in the sky, and Concubine Jingde nodded her head and did not dare to say anything, but Zhao Guanren shook his head again and said, "This system has to be changed. Keep the mausoleum for a year. It's fine if you don't want to let it go." People guard until death, isn't this cheating people!"
"Your Majesty is still benevolent, no one except you said to change..."
The female officer smiled and helped him sit down, massaged his shoulders skillfully, a court lady also came up to clean his ears, two court ladies manicured his nails, and two others washed his feet and pinched his feet, the nails were cleaned clean Clean, bluntly washed him fragrant.
"Hiss~ These ears are really comfortable, the craftsmanship is incredible..."
Zhao Guanren kept breathing coolly, and said with a smile: "It's no wonder that everyone wants to be an emperor. The comfort alone is worth it. This craftsmanship must be passed on to Shunguo. The girls in Shunguo are too rough. The concubines also rolled up their sleeves and did it, just like entering a brothel!"
"Your Majesty! Are you also the emperor in Shun Kingdom..."
The female officer asked curiously, and Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "I don't dare to be the emperor in Shunguo. There is no man in the Shunguo palace, and there are more than 6,000 women waiting to be fed. If you go in and walk around, you can lose a few catties. After that, please let me in. Don't go, it's too scary!"
"Hehehe..."
The girls laughed like silver bells, and Zhao Guanren was washed and stripped off in a short while. The two ladies finally got up, took off their clothes, climbed onto the phoenix bed, and lay down in an orderly manner.
The maids lined up to go out, and the chief security officer helped Zhao Guanren all the way onto the phoenix bed, and then walked out with a smile on his face. Outside the bed, there were two booklets in his hand.
"What are you remembering..."
Zhao Guanren sat on the side of the bed in wonder, and the female officer replied: "Your Majesty! One records the time of pregnancy of the ladies, and the other records the words and deeds of the ladies, whether they have behaved improperly, whether they have frivolous words or deeds, and they will all have to report tomorrow. The dormitory records!"
"Girls! I'm not on the throne, you go out and tell you to come in again..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hands dumbfounded, and the six walked out quickly, while the two empresses also breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, their big watery eyes looked over immediately, and Concubine Hong even smiled coquettishly: "Your Majesty How much weight do you want to lose tonight?"
"It depends on the abilities of the two concubines, hurry up and serve them..."
Zhao Guanren laid down happily between the two women. Tonight was a real business meeting. Concubine Hong's natal family was from a noble family in the south of the Yangtze River, and Concubine Jingde's eldest brother was a military officer, but he was also quite prestigious in the army , to some extent more important than Concubine Hong.
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness..."