"What my wife, who are you..."
Zhao Guanren fussed and pointed at the big belly woman, who knew that a couple of men and women stood up in the workshop, and the big belly woman said anxiously: "Brother Long! You don't remember me, I'm the little one from Universal Nightclub, Every time you come back, I will help you arrange beautiful women, and once we both... "
"You fart!"
Zhao Guanren's face turned green, and he hurriedly said, "Don't talk nonsense, I've never been to that kind of place, and I'm not Brother Long, my name is Zhao Guanren, and I don't have a dragon!"
"Cut~Guanlong! Who doesn't know the same..."
Zhou Miao looked at him with disdain, and a group of little girls followed suit, but Zhao Guanren hurriedly pointed at the big belly woman and said, "What's the matter with your belly? Are you pretending to be a hanged ghost? Hurry up and admit that I gave you a slap." happy!"
The big belly woman asked inexplicably: "What a hangman, can't you tell that I'm pregnant? If you don't believe me, you can ask them, I'm married and quit!"
A female shop assistant nodded and said: "Yes! Xiaoxiao's house is diagonally opposite. The three of us have been stuck here for several days. We only opened the door when we heard someone talking!"
"You guys are really lucky, it's all right..."
Zhao Guanren looked at the other party up and down. It should be true that the big belly woman was wearing maternity clothes. If the lighthouse giant didn't find out, it might be because the third floor was on fire. Besides, there were floors in the workshop, and there were many candles with only candle ends left. It is unlikely that the person has a problem.
"Go in! Let's talk upstairs..."
Zhang Xinyue pushed him lightly, and Zhao Guanren hurriedly led people to block the door and pull the curtains, leaving two male teachers to meet Qu Fairy and the others, and then took the rest of the people upstairs with pastries, and almost all the unconscious people came back to life. It doesn't look like a big deal.
A boy asked: "Mr. Zhao! What happened to the hanged ghost in the swimming pool? Why can she still talk like a normal person?"
"You think that he hangs himself on the beam when he is idle, but he is holding back his big move..."
Zhao Guanren said with a gloomy face: "It is estimated that after the hanged ghosts are ripe, they will all turn into normal-looking humans, so that they can infiltrate humans and start killing. In the future, you must be careful when you encounter women of unknown origin, and stay away if you can! "
"Officer! Come and change your clothes, be careful not to catch a cold..."
Zhou Miao stood in front of the office door holding a bag of clothes, but Zhao Guanren took the clothes and entered the office, Yan Jing also wanted to follow in with a bath towel.
Zhou Miao immediately snatched the bath towel and sneered, "Miss Paoyou! You should step aside after the date. Don't always think about our man. You shouldn't do this kind of thing!"
"You don't even seem to be friends with benefits..."
Looking at her rigorously and tit for tat, Zhang Xinyue stepped forward and took their things, walked in and closed the door without saying anything, and said mockingly: "You are so lucky, you have lovers everywhere, I came here to find someone and I still don’t admit it!”
"Heaven and earth conscience! It's really just passing by, I didn't expect her to be really alive..."
Zhao Guanren smiled wryly and said, "We haven't seen each other for almost a year, but she mistakenly thought that I was here to save her, and she was so moved that she knelt on the ground and took off my pants. I thought that since I had misunderstood, it would hurt my heart to explain it again." , treat it as a breakup gun!"
"Then did you ever love her?"
Zhang Xinyue looked at him with piercing eyes, while Zhao Guanren took off his wet clothes nonchalantly, and said amusedly: "If you can have love after going to bed a few times, wouldn't the streets be full of love worth two hundred yuan? No! Recent market prices It seems to have risen!"
"What's going up..."
"Do you know someone who is rigorous, who just opens his mouth and asks if he loves you..."
Zhao Guanren hastily changed the subject and said, "Please use your brain, if Yan Jing really loves me, you will see me yesterday."
Will it be that kind of reaction when she came up, she called me a liar when she came up, what does this mean, it means that she is a woman who cares about face more than anything else, she only has herself in her heart! "
Zhang Xinyue said in surprise: "But she said she wanted to marry you, and even bought you a car and a house!"
"Strictly tell you that she wants to commit suicide by jumping off a bridge, her husband is a scumbag..."
Zhao Guanren sneered and said, "But do you know how much money Yan Jing got from him? More than 20 million yuan. When I met her, she wasn't committing suicide at all. She was just forced by her husband to have nowhere to go. Then I Lead her to murder her husband, and only then will the following story begin!"
"What?"
Zhang Xinyue stammered in disbelief: "She... She cried when she said this, we all think she really wants to marry you, is it all a lie?"
"No one has ever taken the wrong medicine. Besides, she is just an early investment. If I can't give her the return she wants, see if she will marry me..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said, "I told you a long time ago that you will be killed by your self-righteousness sooner or later. If I hadn't seen through the rigor, would I have broken up with her so completely? The reason why I am still willing to help her is because It's just because she had an abortion for me, that's all!"
Zhang Xinyue patted her head vigorously and regretted, "Oh my god! After I heard her story, I thought she was so pitiful, you were so heartless, and even... even had the urge to help you reconcile. I learned a lesson!"
"A woman's mouth is a deceiving ghost, not to mention you have two mouths..."
Zhao Guanren took off his trousers with a contemptuous laugh, leaving only a pair of underpants behind, and waved with a smile: "Come on! My little private stewardess, give the local tyrant a favor!"
Zhang Xinyue walked over as usual, wiped him and asked at the same time: "What do you think about the silly roe deer? I guess Tunatian is the same zombie king as Xue Ji, but I don't know whose rank is higher!"
"It's not clear, they are all generals under the emperor's old man, doing private work behind their backs..."
Zhao Guanren opened his arms and said, "I and the idiot roe deer are far more human beings with missions, otherwise their success rate would be too low, and human beings have limited abilities. I think the biggest possibility is to let us steal something, otherwise Don't be so obscene!"
"There's one thing I can't figure out..."
Zhang Xinyue squatted down and raised her head and said: "Since they don't even dare to protect us, how can we guarantee that we will be there in time when they take action? Even if they find hundreds of survivors, if they are not lucky, they will still die. I think the energy of the silly roe deer is limited!"
"It is estimated that they will not take the risk until the time of action..."
Zhao Guanren stretched out his hand to hold her head, and Zhang Xinyue immediately got up and threw the towel on him, and said angrily, "Don't be so stinky! You just made an appointment and then came to tease me. You really think that this lady has no temper. Wipe it slowly, disgusting!"
After Zhang Xinyue finished speaking, she opened the door and ran away. Zhao Guanren was not in the mood to pester her. He quickly dried himself off and changed into sportswear. Unexpectedly, even the sneakers fit well. It seemed that Zhou Miao had his size in mind.
"Hey~ Girls are quite caring..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the window with a smile. Behind the building was a large lawn of the campus, the green belt was relatively low, and a fire was ignited in the bookstore. Not only was the field of vision wide but also very bright, and he could completely see the situation behind him. .
"Xiao Zhao! Have you changed your clothes..."
Fairy Qu walked in with Li Yunteng, holding a set of tasks and said: "Go outside and ask about the situation of the tunnel, the people in the cake shop must know more than us, and Yunteng and I are watching here. Come and kill him!"
"You are really a stupid roe deer..."
Zhao Guanren pointed out the window
Said: "This place is flat, and he will never come from this direction. I guess he will come around from the road, and he will probably get a long gun for self-defense. Just find a few students to stare at the front and back. The main battlefield is still outside!"
Li Yunteng was puzzled and said: "Godfather! The tunnel is not far away, why don't we go straight?"
"Stupid! Of course it's his equipment, you two will follow me later..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and walked out. In fact, he not only wanted to blow up the equipment of the silly roe deer, but also wanted to know what mission he was performing, and whether he was kept in the dark like himself.
"Brother Ren! The lighthouse giant is coming soon, I estimate that it will take more than an hour at most..."
Zhou Miao leaned against the glass wall and waved his hands. Zhao Guanren walked over to take a look, and sure enough, he saw a lighthouse giant walking towards him. But at the same time, he also saw the entrance of the tunnel, which was about two or three hundred meters away from the bakery. The construction fence at the entrance had already been knocked into the air.
Zhang Xinyue came over and said, "Even if a car rushes into the tunnel forcibly, it probably won't be too many, but once you encounter something else, it's very difficult to avoid it in the tunnel!"
"It's up to people to plan things, but it's up to God to make things happen! Only when you take off your pants will you know whether there is anti-pornography..."
Zhao Guanren turned around nonchalantly, picked up a piece of cake and said to the big belly woman, "You! You'd better hang on here until we find help and tell them you're here, otherwise if you get gas on the road, If you want to die on the spot, no one can save you!"
The big belly woman immediately begged: "I dare not stay here alone, you two can stay with me, please!"
Everyone turned their heads away and said nothing, including the two shop assistants who were with him before, and they all wanted to go out with them to find the rescue team.
"Sister! If you stay, you will die..."
Chen Glasses said suddenly: "The school is full of hanged ghosts, but I am willing to protect you, even if you fall behind, I will protect you. Anyway, I am completely disappointed in this world, and I can do something good before I die. Death is worth it!"
"Brother! Thank you, I thank you with my child..."
The big belly woman bowed to him deeply moved, Zhao Guanren nodded without saying anything, he only explained a few words after eating the cake, and then went downstairs with Fairy Qu and Li Yunteng.
Zhao Guanren shunned a handful of fireworks for the birthday cake, went out and pried open the pharmacy next door, got a few pairs of 3M masks and put them on, then ran to the end of the fence wall and lay on his stomach, the weeds on the grass were knee-deep, Just enough to cover up their figures.
The three are responsible for monitoring one direction each. The burning bookstore is more than ten meters away, and there is a crossroad outside the fence. Scattered living corpses wander back and forth on the street, and overturned or crashed cars abound. yes.
"What if he doesn't come..."
Li Yunteng watched the situation in the campus, Zhao Guanren pulled out his pistol and loaded it, and said in a low voice: "If he doesn't come before the lighthouse giant arrives, then we will go directly into the tunnel, but that guy is not like a generous person. Vengeance will definitely be reported!"
After Zhao Guanren finished speaking, the three of them waited patiently, but after waiting for more than 40 minutes, the lighthouse giant was about to come, but just when Zhao Guanren was about to give up, Li Yunteng suddenly asked in surprise: "Did you hear, what's the sound? "
"tractor!!!"
Both Zhao Guanren and Qu Yaojing raised their heads in shock. After just half a minute, they saw a red tractor approaching at a fast speed. From a distance, they could see a silly one-armed roe deer. The huge noise of the tractor attracted a crowd of people. The living corpse chased after the car frantically.
"Run!"
Zhao Guanren jumped up and rushed to the rear. He never expected that the tractor could still drive. If he drove the tractor to the door, they would never leave half a step away.