One Useless Rebirth
一次没卵用的重生
Author: 不会下棋
Latest: Chapter 117
Status: Completed
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Genres: Modern Romance, Yaoi
Tags: comedy drama rebirth romance yaoi
He Bai won the lottery, became rich, and reached the pinnacle of life. Then, he inadvertently took a picture of the Film Emperor Di Qiuhe being killed. And after reporting this case to the police, he was reborn in a midst of confusion.
He Bai: I don’t have any horrible relatives to abuse. Why was I reborn?
Di Qiuhe: But I do.
He Bai: I also haven’t been betrayed or harmed by anyone. Why was I reborn?
Di Qiuhe: But I have.
He Bai: I just want to have some money to live freely and eat well. I already achieved that goal, so why was I reborn?
Di Qiuhe: I have money, but don’t live freely or well.
He Bai angrily flips the table: So what’s the use of my rebirth! Just to make me suffer again?!
Di Qiuhe (Holding and Touching He Bai): Be my lover, you’re only responsible for eating “lollipops,” you won’t eat any bitterness.
He Bai: Leave!
贺白中彩票了，有钱了，走上人生巅峰了，然后他不小心拍到了影帝狄秋鹤被杀的画面，报案后一脸懵比的重生了。
贺白：我没有极品亲戚要虐，为什么会重生？
狄秋鹤：我有。
贺白：我也没有被什么人背叛坑害过，为什么会重生？
狄秋鹤：我有。
贺白：我只想有点钱活得闲吃得甜，目标都已经达成了，为什么会重生？
狄秋鹤：我有钱但不闲也不甜。
贺白怒掀桌：所以重生有什么用！就为了让我再吃一次苦？！
狄秋鹤【抱住贺白摸】：做我的爱人，只吃“棒棒糖”不吃苦。
贺白：滚！