"What's the matter?" He Bai raised his head when he heard the sound, and then turned his head when he saw Di Qiuhe who was on the ground, pretending that he hadn't seen anything, and pulled over the bag of things Niu Junjie bought. , "I remember there are seasonings here, why are they missing..."
Di Qiuhe quickly got up, swished into the bathroom, and closed the door hard.
"..." He is really agile.
He Bai put down the shopping bag and sighed. Sure enough, no matter how naive a man is, he also has dignity. It's shameful to be seen slipping in front of the toilet...
Di Qiuhe's hands were firmly pressed on the doorknob of the bathroom, his face and ears were red, his heart thumped and his forehead was sweating.
… It's strangely slippery!
He raised his eyebrows, wondering who he was angry with.
Puppy must have dragged the ground today! There is water on the ground that's why he slipped! Also, there is that inside, inside... How can that kind of thing be hung on the window frame! Can’t you just dry it on the clothes rail? At the position of the window frame, you can see when you wash your hands and look up. The students outside pass by and look up...
Damn it!
He opened the door of the bathroom, walked aggressively to the window frame, and quickly reached out... Then he used two fingers to pinch the hanger hook to remove the underwear, and turned to He Baixun, who was still squatting on the floor and cooking noodles, and said, "Why do you want to This... Let it hang on the window frame! Don’t you know it will be seen by the students passing by downstairs!"
He Bai looked up.
The handsome and handsome young man with broad shoulders and long legs stood in backlight, with a very imposing posture and a frightening expression, but he carefully squeezed a hanger with underwear in his hand, and awkwardly took the hanger away from him. Half a meter away...
What kind of ghost style is this
He Bai twitched his mouth and wanted to laugh, but looking at Di Qiuhe's unfaded ears and pretentiously fierce expression, thinking of the ass slam, his conscience struggled a bit, and his smile was held back, serious. Said, "But if you hang it on a clothes rail and people wash your face there, don’t you just wear them under the crotch." In fact, the clothes that have been washed in the dormitory are usually hung on the clothes rail, and the underwear is also No exception, but in the past two days, he was too tired to wash his clothes casually, too lazy to use a clothes rail, so he hung his underwear on the window frame... but he did not expect to stimulate the rich child and Di's three-year-old classmate.
Oh no, it is a good topic to divert attention from the shameful Lord actor.
"...Yes, it can be hung on the window frame. When you wash your face, you can see it as soon as you look up. It's too rude!" Di Qiuhe raised his voice, suddenly felt a little hot in his body, his back seemed to be sweating, and his brain was out of control. His brain made up for the scene of himself walking under He Bai’s underwear, and then automatically added the scene. If the hanger suddenly breaks, the underwear snaps and falls...
"Don't hang on the clothes rail!" He was emotional, his voice raised unconsciously, like the most severe parent in the world, "The hanger should be replaced too! Buy steel! This plastic is easy to break! In short, it is close to the body. Clothes are not allowed to hang on the window frames. They will be seen by the students passing by below. The influence is not good. Buy a vertical drying rack and put it in the corner!"
He Bai looked at him incredulously, "Do you think you can put a vertical drying rack in such a small place in the bedroom?"
Di Qiuhe looked around the four-person bed, his eyes stopped on the bed of Niu Junjie and others, and frowned deeply, "Then move out." Why didn't I find that the four-person bed was so bad and so inconspicuous before? ... Anyway, it's not good!
Puff through.
He Bai threw the broken sausage into the rice cooker and stirred it, took out the disposable bowl and chopsticks, and said while serving the noodles, "No, I want to live in the dormitory for four years, and the boss doesn’t mind seeing it when they wash their faces. My underwear." Everyone looks at each other, what does it matter.
So Puppy's underwear has been all seen by everyone else in the dormitory
a bolt from the blue!
Di Qiuhe felt like fire was roasting in his heart, although he could not figure out how the fire came from, and why it was roasted, but it was uncomfortable! Just uncomfortable! Obviously, when he used to live in the dormitory by himself, his underwear was hung on the clothes rack after washing.
"So when are you going to carry my underwear until?" He Bai put the noodles on the table, walked over to snatch the hanger from his hand, hung it back on the window frame, and turned to hold Di Qiuhe's Pushing him to the table with his back, he coaxed the wayward child and said, "Go eat noodles first, mother X is at the corner of the table, and you have to take it yourself. The buildings around here are all boys. Just look at the underwear. What's there? It’s important. Didn’t you be seen by other boys when you lived in the dormitory before? Besides, before you lived in the apartment, the clothes were not all washed by the housekeeping aunts, and the wardrobe was also cleaned up. Why didn’t you think it was shown to the aunts at that time? Your underwear is not good? Besides, when you were still living in Di’s house, your stepmother did not buy you new clothes and underwear for you to show his virtue? Anyway, when my mother was still there, my underwear was all My mother bought it for me. So calm, it's just a piece of cloth."
"..." The noodles are very fragrant and I am very hungry, but I suddenly feel down. Yes, it turns out that my underwear has been contaminated by so many people. No wonder the puppy dislikes...
"No." He sat down and squeezed his chopsticks, with a serious face, and said solemnly, "I will wash my underwear myself." And he must replace all of them with new ones, and throw away all the old ones.
He Bai stared at the back of his head, speechless for a long while, raised his hand and patted him perfunctorily twice, boasting, "Well, Di has grown up at three years old and knows that he needs to wash his personal clothes. That's not bad."
Di Qiuhe forcefully inserted his chopsticks into the bowl, turned his head to look at He Bai, and glared, "You have to wash it yourself! Forget about the people in the dormitory... You are not allowed to show your underwear to others!"
This is endless.
He Bai grabbed his head and turned him back, and said angrily, "Eat your noodles! Don't think about messy things, just like an old mother." He is not mentally sick, why should he show others his underwear? ! And how did their topic get crooked here, can't he and Di Qiuhe have a healthy and normal chat content
Di Qiuhe was about to get up, his muscles were tense, his tone was dangerous, "What do you say I look like? Old mother?" His elder brother's dignity cannot be provoked if he doesn't fight for three days!
"Sit and eat honestly for me! Don't be a demon!" He Bai decisively pressed him back, patted him on the back of the head, let go and took a step back, took out his pajamas from the cabinet, and warned, "You try again. There is ice water in that bag. You can calm down after eating and drinking. I took the injection all morning, and my body smelled of potion. I went to take a bath first. You can eat noodles honestly!" Escape ended this nutritious conversation.
Click, the sound of the door being locked, and then the sound of water.
The brother's dignity temporarily extinguished.
"True killer... A pet and arrogant puppy." Di Qiuhe raised his hand to touch the back of his head, looked at the fuzzy frosted glass on the bathroom door and the underwear hanging back on the window frame for a long time, and took out his mobile phone to type.
Di Qiuhe: Assistant Wang, I seem to be a little feverish. Give me some anti-fever medicine.
Di Qiuhe: Xiuwen, what should I do if my brother is disobedient
Wang Boyi called immediately.
Jiang Xiuwen replies to a text message: slaughtered, eat bibimbap.
Di Qiuhe raised his eyebrows, shut down neatly, and picked up his chopsticks—now is a precious time for him and Puppy to cultivate brotherhood, and he can't be disturbed.
Halfway through the noodles, the bathroom door opened. He Bai, wearing a vest and pants, wiped his hair with the smell of soap and walked out. Di Qiuhe's hand holding his chopsticks became stiff, and he quickly returned to nature. The speed of eating noodles It's faster.
"Enough?" He Bai leaned close to him and took a look at his bowl. He frowned when he saw him devouring a bowl of dry noodles. He took a bowl of dry noodles from the shopping bag and opened it, and began to heat the water, and said, "Blame me, you Now I’m training every day, I’m sure I’ve got a bigger appetite than usual, so I’ve gotten some more noodles if I knew it. This noodles is good, you taste it, it doesn’t matter if you can’t finish it, I’ll help you eat it.”
Di Qiuhe watched his skillful instant noodle movements, his eyes turned on his vest.
He Bai bent down and let go of the water bottle, and the big vest collar fell down, revealing most of his chest and two small bumps.
Wow.
The chopsticks in Di Qiuhe's hand fell to the ground.
"You guy..." He Bai looked up at him helplessly, picked up the chopsticks on the ground and threw them into the trash can, and took a new pair of them to him, and said, "Don't drop it again, the one in the dormitory There are not many chopsticks."
"It's actually still useful for washing." Di Qiuhe turned his head and didn't look at him. He took the new chopsticks and rubbed it. He fixed his eyes on the bowl and didn't dare to turn around. He suddenly squatted, "Puppy, although , Although there are only two of us in the dormitory, you still have to pay attention."
He Bai was confused, "Pay attention to what?" As he said, he stretched out his hand and pulled out a sausage from the shopping bag, took a bite apart, and half leaned on the table looking at Di Qiuhe, chewing and chewing.
The vest is really too loose. When I stretch out my hand, I can see a little waist from the cuffs, and the hand holding the sausage, which is thin and beautiful, and the mouth...
Di Qiuhe hurriedly immersed his head in eating noodles, and he started to roast again, but he still didn't know what he was roasting. He only knew that today's puppy is not right, like a fake...
"Are you a fake!" His eyes lit up suddenly, put down his chopsticks and stretched out his hand to hold He Bai's face, turning around, picking his fingers on the side of his face, "Say, are you wearing a mask on your face? , Where is the real puppy? What happened to you!"
What kind of disease is this again!
He Bai rolled his eyes, pulled away his hand, and broke the sausage that he had only eaten two bites in his hand into two halves, stuffed the bitten half in his mouth, and the other half in the mouth of Saidi Qiuhe, patted him and asked. "When will your dad go home? It's not easy to take a ride when it's dark here. Please pay attention and don't stay there anymore." Such a seriously ill Di three-year-old really can't afford to take care of him, so he should send him away quickly.
As if a bucket of cold water was poured down, Di Qiuhe was taken aback, then raised his hand to take out the sausage from his mouth and looked at him incredulously, "You want to drive me away?"
He Bai smiled softly, "Why? I just remind you, don't play too late, lest you don't get a ride, don't forget your big selling plan."
What kind of underwear, what kind of vest, what light soap smell, what kind of fire burns the heart... Those messy feelings are now gone, Di Qiuhe quickly calmed down, moved his eyes away from his dimples, and lowered his head. , Looking at the noodles in the bowl, his voice lowered, "You don't want to take me in."
"..." What's the matter with this sudden resignation
"The apartment in the city center has been sold by me." Di Qiuhe put the sausages in the bowl, picked up the chopsticks again, and slowly stirred the noodle soup, "I know that my father is actually in City B. He just doesn't want to see me. After all, he still has to rely on the Qin family to stabilize the situation in the imperial capital, and to stabilize the Qin family, he must first stabilize his stepmother, so my eldest son, who is not seen by his stepmother, must never meet casually..."
He Bai watched his performance intently.
"I'm back to City B now and I live in the same villa area that you met last time, but it was empty and there was no cleaning up, I..." He let out a light breath, and smiled at He Bai barely, with the corners of his mouth raised. The arc was very bitter, "I'm miserable, right? When I come back, I can only talk to you."
Snapped.
He Bai raised his hand and patted his cheek with a little force.
Di Qiuhe's lonely sad expression froze.
"There are mosquitoes." He Bai retracted his hand and showed him the mosquito corpse in his palm.
"You..." The fire in Di Qiuhe's heart came out again, quickly transferred to his hands, itchy, and a little bit wanted to hold the puppy and rub it.
"Congratulations, the sale was successful, I will take you in." He Bai plugged in the electric mosquito coil, turned around and climbed to Niu Junjie's bed, rolled up the mattress, dragged the chair over to the balcony window, and set up the mattress. Let it sunbathe, then go back to the closet and pull out a set of clean sheets and duvets, throw it on his bed, climb up and start changing.
Di Qiuhe raised his head and stared at him sticking out his calf outside the bed. He was a little expectant and a little scared, and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Make the bed for you." After changing the clean sheet and quilt, He Bai picked up the dirty sheet and got out of the bed, walked to the washstand and put it in the bucket, and said to Di Qiuhe who was following him, "My bed is for you. Sleep, I slept with the third child. The sun is big today, and I should be able to wash the sheets and quilts at night."
Di Qiuhe stunned and nodded, watching him arrange everything in an orderly manner. Suddenly an inexplicable emotion swelled in his heart. He cleverly approached and asked, "Is there anything I can help? Actually, we can sleep for a while. A bed, you don’t need to wash this.” It’s also good for brothers to sleep together and talk with each other at night.
"Are you sure that the single bed can fit the two of us at the same time?" He Bai began to pour washing powder into the bucket, then looked back at him, "Do you want to help?"
Di Qiuhe was calculating the possibility of two people sleeping in a single bed, and nodded intuitively.
"Then you go and eat the last bit of noodles first, then pour out the water in the noodles, pour the seasonings and continue eating." He Bai threw the water on his hand to his face and pressed his shoulder when he closed his eyes. He turned around and pushed into the bedroom, "Before you are full, shut up and keep quiet."
Di Qiuhe turned around obediently, raised his hand to wipe off the water on his face. After two steps, he looked back at He Bai who started to concentrate on washing the sheets. He couldn't help but cocked the corners of his mouth, hummed a song and went back to the bedroom. noodle.
He Bai smiled and rolled his eyes as he listened to his jumbled hum. Sure enough, it's a child's disposition, and it will be the same after a while... The childish Di is three years old.
Ten minutes later, Di Qiuhe came over with noodles.
"Done?" He Bai threw the washed sheets into the basin, and continued to wash the pillowcases and duvet covers.
"I can't finish it." Di Qiuhe showed him the bowl, then rolled up a bite of noodles with chopsticks, and fed it to his mouth, and said with a straight face, "You can help me eat if you said I can't finish it. give."
Still overestimated Di Qiuhe's psychological age.
He Bai tilted his head back and said, "Place your face on the table, and I will eat after I wash the sheets."
"Then it will be cold." Di Qiuhe frowned.
He Bai explained, "It's okay to eat cold noodles."
"But you are sick and can't eat cold." Di Qiuhe did not give in, and stretched his chopsticks forward again.
"..."
After a stalemate for half a minute, He Bai compromised, opened his mouth and ate the noodles, feeling a little regretful for taking such a naive fellow in his dormitory for the night.
Di Qiuhe looked at his bulging cheeks as he chewed the noodles, his heart itchy. Although the chopsticks were newly removed, he had eaten half of the noodles. Now Puppy has eaten half of the noodles he has eaten... So Puppy really admires himself! Worship so much that I don't dislike my saliva at all!
After he was in a good mood, his IQ, which was suppressed by his emotional quotient, finally rose back, and said, "I already know about the Internet. Don’t worry, Jia’s family will send out a statement afterwards stating that the birthday photos will not be allowed. The rumors affect your current work."
He Bai was taken aback, swallowed the note and asked, "Did you call Jia's family again?"
"Yeah." Di Qiuhe picked another chopstick noodles and fed it to his mouth, and said unintentionally. Married early."
He Bai ate the noodles and asked in confusion, "Why did you mention Miss Jia suddenly? She has just turned eighteen. Normal families would not marry an eighteen-year-old daughter. They are still children."
Although Mr. Jia has heard the truth about the "recognizing brother" incident on the Internet, it wasn't until this time that he saw the completely casual look of Puppy, the strange feeling of depression in his heart finally dissipated, and he waited for him to finish eating. After a bite, he hurriedly fed another bite and said seriously, "Puppy, puppy love is not good."
"I think so too." He Bai nodded in agreement. Seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls are beautiful and innocent, but they are also very easy to be fooled by intentional scumbags. So it’s best to have parents watching it or don’t try it easily. If you really like it, you must first before falling in love. Take a good look at each other's character.
Seeing that he agrees with his point of view, Di Qiuhe's mouth curled up even more, and the noodles became more vigorous.
So one feeds and the other eats. When the sheets are washed, they have already talked about the excitement on the Internet, and they just finished eating the noodles.
The air-conditioning wind was blowing slowly, and the newly washed sheets were hung on the clothes rail, dripping from time to time. Under the window, a mattress was laid on a chair, and he was receiving the baptism of sunlight.
"Look at this." He Bai found a horror film, opened a bag of snacks, Saidi Qiuhe, and he took a mango, dragged it through the trash can, and said while peeling it with a knife, "This film I've always wanted to watch it, but I don't have time. I just have time today. Can't you watch horror movies?"
"Look." Di Qiuhe leaned the chair against him, feeling that everything at this time was novel, and his words became more unknowingly, "Just look at this, if you like it, I can touch on this in the future. Film."
He Bai remembered the classic horror movie starred by Di Qiuhe Investment a few years later, and nodded with a smile, "Okay, your movie must be great." He was also very profitable.
Di Qiuhe was touched by Shunmao, and in a good mood, he picked up a snack and fed it to his mouth. He was full of thoughts, "The puppy admires me so, then I will treat him better", and implicitly promised, " I must choose the script carefully and act it out."
He Bai stared at the snacks for three seconds, stretched out his head and ate it, then cut off a piece of mango flesh and fed it to his mouth, with a false smile, "Then I'll wait for your good movie." So hurry up and eat and gag his mouth. , To maintain a slightly normal state now.
Di Qiuhe raised his eyebrows to look at him, and stretched out his head to eat the mangoes he had fed, feeling happy, his tone of voice unconsciously brought a trace of pampering, "Don't worry, I won't let you wait too long."
He Bai trembled, and hurriedly took another bag of snacks and stuffed him in his hand.
Di Qiuhe held the snacks, sighed "sorrowfully", and took out his cell phone to text Jiang Xiuwen.
Di Qiuhe: My brother is too sticky to me, what should I do
Jiang Xiuwen: Kill yourself and serve your "brother".
Oh, jealous man.
Di Qiuhe put away his mobile phone, and leaned against He Bai who was concentrating on watching the movie in a happy mood.
After watching the movie, it was dinner time. He Bai casually made some food to feed the two of them, and then turned over another movie to watch with Di Qiuhe.
At ten o'clock in the evening, He Bai turned off the computer, took away the dried sheets and duvets, made the bed, turned off the light and lay on Niu Junjie's bed, yawned, and said to Di Qiuhe who was already lying on the bed, "Good night. "
Di Qiuhe looked at his vague figure sideways, smelling the smell of He Bai on the sheets, the smile on his face was always there, and he whispered back, "Little dog, good night." It's better to dream of me.
The other party didn't reply, and within a few minutes, the sound of steady breathing came over.
Di Qiuhe waited for a while. After confirming that the other party was asleep, he carefully got up from the bed, got out of bed and took off the pajamas provided by He Bai, put on the dirty clothes he changed after taking a shower, and turned his head to look at He Bai who was sleeping. , Said silently goodbye, opened the door and walked out.
Grinding the dormitory tube and opened the door, he walked out of the dormitory building, took out his mobile phone and turned on the phone.
A lot of missed calls and text messages belonging to Wang Boyi were sent all at once.
He simply opened a missed call and dialed it.
"Di Shao, you finally answered the phone! Are you just getting off the plane? I will send a car to pick you up."
"No." Di Qiuhe glanced back at the dormitory building under the night, with a hint of unconscious relaxation in his voice, "I'm staying here for a while with my junior brother. He misses me too much, and the ticket needs to be changed."
Wang Boyi was surprised to raise his voice, "Do you mean you are still in city B?! You want to come back overnight? But tomorrow's training will be a walking march, if you don't have a good rest..."
"I'm well-measured, you count the time to send a car to the airport to pick me up and hang up." Di Qiuhe hung up, looked back at the dormitory where He Bai was, and walked out of school.
The gossip on the Internet has been completely fermented. After He Bai's statement was picked up, his Weibo followers skyrocketed by more than 100,000 overnight, and they are still increasing. Several juniors from Jia's family and Ika's official blog paid attention to his Weibo for the first time, forwarded the statement, and silently expressed their support for him.
Before long, another group of lesser-known stars also paid attention to He Bai and posted their support for him, as if they and He Bai had become good friends since they met at the Jia family banquet. .
Compared with the prosperous fire on He Bai's side, the Dekor's side is a bit miserable and miserable. Maqun’s Weibo and Ma Xingtong’s Weibo were all dominated by netizens. All netizens who have the function of replying to pictures have tacitly updated the set of circulated birthday photos of Maqun’s version on their Weibo.
He Bai was sitting in the back row of the bus. Seeing that Di Qiuhe's cell phone still couldn't get through, he continued to flip through the photos circulating on the Internet. He only felt that the brains of the iconic boss who agreed to let Ma Qun take birthday photos were probably in his mind. SHI.
At the level where the composition is problematic, where did they come from their self-confidence and insisted on letting a novice such as Ma Qun take the lead? Do you think the company is developing too smoothly
He shook his head and opened his Weibo homepage, ignoring the flattering comments of those netizens, and first closed the Jia family and Ica official blog, and then posted a Weibo thank you everyone for your support and concern. After thinking about it, and again Post a Weibo to appease Di Qiuhe's fans.
Bai Youbai: Thank you Qiu fans for your support and encouragement this time. Your idol is very good now, able to eat and sleep, and is working hard to open a new chapter. Don't worry, and bless him.
After a brief period of calm, this Weibo was quickly discovered by Di Qiuhe's fans and picked up. He Bai's fan base began to rise crazily... But He Bai, who was getting up to get off the bus, didn't know at all.
The little mermaid has entered the final preparatory period before launching, and the work belonging to He Bai has been basically completed, but he still insists on reporting every day, and is always ready for new ideas that may emerge from the propaganda department at any time.
"I have never seen such a dedicated clothing photographer like you." After the successful promotion of the Elf series, Lin Xia's pressure on her body has been reduced a lot, and she has become more and more kind to He Bai. Call, don’t come every day."
He Bai lay lazily on the sofa and deliberately said rascal, "Sister Lin, do you think I was wasting company resources, so you want to drive me away when you watch me use air-conditioning and WIFI every day? No, I won't be like you. Of course, I am also an employee of Little Mermaid, these are the benefits I deserve!"
Lin Xia was amused by him, and as soon as he was about to continue to tease him, he saw He Bai's cell phone rang on the table. She shut up and motioned to He Bai to answer the phone.
He Bai picked up the phone and looked at it. He saw that it was an unfamiliar number. He was puzzled to connect. "Hello, who may I ask?"
Lin Xia got up with interest, not ready to listen to his conversation.
"Wait!" He Bai's expression suddenly became weird, and he signaled Lin Xia not to leave, and asked as a confirmation on the phone, "You mean, you want to borrow Little Mermaid's main princess series this time for your daughter. , Miss Di Chunhua took a set of photos?"