One Useless Rebirth

Chapter 38: Three cups of self-punishment

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Di Qiuhe was blacked by He Baila, once again, connected to the exposed WeChat trumpet.

"So you mean..." Jiang Xiuwen had difficulty digesting the information he gave, and asked carefully, "After you discovered your own mind, you didn't have time to say or do something, so, uh... You fell in love? "

boom!

Di Qiuhe smashed the sandbag hard, then straightened up and took off his boxing gloves. He picked up the phone that was set aside and turned off the receiver, moved it to his ear, and said gloomily, "Yeah, after all, I always thought it was my own. My mind is to catch a cold."

Jiang Xiuwen: "...I think I can explain."

"Then you explain." Di Qiuhe sat on the ground, took out a towel from his bag and wiped his sweat, his voice suddenly became gentle again, "If you dare to fool me, I will let you eat the fruit I sent in the past. , How to spit it out in the future."

"..." It seems that my friend was really hit hard by the broken-up relationship. The guys who would usually only sneer and sneer naively would now be threatened with brutality.

"Why don't you speak, or do you want to urinate?" Di Qiuhe asked thoughtfully.

Jiang Xiuwen, who was about to find a reason to hang up, stiffened, laughed dryly, and said, "How come, hahaha, is it just an explanation for who of us and whom? Actually, this is... Actually I am It’s shocking! You see, you have never shown any signs of liking boys before, but now I’m suddenly bent, I’m shocked for a while... And I’m afraid you are only temporarily lost, after all, you have few friends around and your emotional experience is blank. , In case it is an illusion—"

"I want to kiss him and hug him to sleep with him. He dreams of him, illusion?"

Jiang Xiuwen's voice stuck, and then she coughed.

Old God Di Qiuhe was listening to him coughing, his expression was very unpredictable.

One minute later, Jiang Xiuwen coughed up enough and got serious, and asked, "Qiuhe... Are you serious?"

Are you serious

Di Qiuhe squinted, remembering the appearance of Puppy sitting on the ground eating cold noodles, the not-so-obvious redness and swelling on his hand, the fruit cake that tasted good, and finally remembered the first time we met. , The other party squatted on the side of the road and looked stupid.

"I want to be nice to him, I want him to live the life he wants, I want to have me in his life." He said lightly, his tone was even a little casual, but no one could ignore the seriousness inside, "I used to I kept thinking about it when I didn’t see what I wanted, so I wanted him to be my younger brother so that I could treat him for granted.”

Jiang Xiuwen fell silent and listened to him quietly.

"Now I still want to be nice to him and want him to live the life he wants." He paused when he said that, and then added in an everyday tone of saying "the weather is good today", "I still want to Let him have me in his life, but more than that, I also hope that there is him in my life, and there is only him beside me."

Jiang Xiuwen held the phone with complicated eyes, then sighed and spoke in a low voice, "Qiuhe..." He knew the temperament of his friend, he knew something, he wouldn't hit the south wall and he wouldn't look back, although there was no guarantee in that paragraph. It's a lifetime or something, but it's enough to show your attitude.

Wanting to be nice to one person and then occupying the other person's life is more than just the level of initiation of love.

Obviously, my friend and the puppy have only known each other for less than three months, and the resuscitation was only yesterday. How come they like it so suddenly...

"So Xiuwen, you help me watch him. Don't let him be bullied during my absence in City B." There was a noise from the gate of the training hall, and Jiang Guanshan's voice came faintly, Di Qiuhe Looking back at that side, he quickly added, "Help me focus on Qin Li's side. She knows that Xiaobai has a good relationship with me, so she may harass Xiaobai. Xiaobai is developing very well now, and I don’t want it. He suffered some unnecessary setbacks because of me."

Jiang Xiuwen frowned, "The Qin family has been blocked from entering the G area, and they have been very honest recently. Qin Li is now busy playing psychological warfare with Di Bian, and you don’t even have the energy to toss with him, so he shouldn’t be swayed by such an unrelated person like He Bai. Think about it."

"Don't be afraid of 10,000, just in case, take precautions." Jiang Guanshan's figure has entered the training hall, Di Qiuhe put down the towel and got up to welcome him, and finally said, "Anyway, please help me to watch, Uncle Jiang. When it's there, I'll hang up first."

"Wait! Have you ever thought about you as an actor, if you are with He Bai in the future, then your dad and the public opinion..."

"I will handle it. If Xiaobai is willing to be with me, then I will naturally let him stand upright next to me. Don't say anything, hang up." Di Qiuhe hung up the phone, put the phone in his pocket, and already Jiang Guanshan, who came closer, gave a hug.

There was a busy tone from the phone, Jiang Xiuwen put down the phone and collapsed into the sofa, rubbing his forehead with a headache.

The last words of my friend said without hesitation, it can be seen that he has considered how to deal with the series of consequences that may occur after being with his sweetheart, and is ready to pave a wide road for the other party, but... he looks towards On the table, the fruit-branded mobile phone and camera sent from Q University this morning covered his face in pain.

I dare not say it, I dare not say it at all.

My friends are starting to think about the problems after being together, but He Bai is in a posture of drawing a clear line and completely breaking off relations after not owing each other. Shaving his head and being hot is not enough to describe this ghost situation now. It's a Shura field, ah Shura field.

Also, send it back.

He sat up, put the camera and phone back into the box, and carefully closed the lid.

After sending it back, send a text message to tell your friend about this tragic thing. First, let him continue to dream... In fact, he is also part of his responsibility for the deception. Look back and find time to apologize to He Bai in person. I hope this will make it easier for my friend’s wife, uh, to chase her husband...

After a day of class, the four people in the dormitory gathered together for dinner, then Wang Hu went to play ball, and Chen Jie went to the library. Niu Junjie waited until he and He Bai were left in the dormitory, quit the game, dragged a stool to sit next to He Bai, and carefully asked, "Xiao Bai, you and Qiuhe..."

"I blacked him out." He Bai replied flatly, looking at him sideways, expressionless and quietly said, "He has only met you once, and I will live with you for two years. Recently, the university dormitory has a bad relationship. There seems to be a lot of poisoning and killing..."

Niu Junjie shook his body and immediately threw his future spokesperson out of the galaxy, hooked He Bai's shoulders, and said solemnly, "The liar should be abused! Good brother, don't be sad, I will treat you to dinner tonight. night?"

"No." He Bai smiled and pointed to his computer screen. "I still have work to deal with. You and the boss and the second and the others will go and eat. Just bring me something."

"Okay, okay, no problem!" Niu Junjie responded with one mouthful, then wittily returned to his position, took out the phone, and typed quickly.

Niu Junjie: Qiuhe, Xiaobai is very angry, and the consequences are serious! How did you offend him? Did you really just build a trumpet and joked with him? Xiaobai is not such a stingy person.

Looking forward to Di Qiuhe's heart after seeing this reply, thinking of the text message from Jiang Xiuwen, Liang turned into ice again, collapsed his shoulders, and typed with a heavy heart: I was wrong, I shouldn't be there. Jian Trump continued to lie to him after buying back his signature. How is his mood lately? Are you busy at work? Did you eat well

Niu Junjie: It's all pretty good and normal. The work is thriving, the bonus is soft, and I ate half a bowl of rice for dinner, and I am happy to say that Teacher Xu is finally going to teach him new content. It can't be better! It's just the mention of you that makes you murderous.

When Di Qiuhe saw the word "murderous", his heart sank fiercely.

Niu Junjie: Brother, you can honestly explain why you are noob, if you don't make it clear, I can't help you.

Di Qiuhe let out a suffocating breath and typed in reply.

Di Qiuhe: I lied to him that I was a girl.

Niu Junjie: This... is also okay. It's really shameful to buy back your own signature. It's normal for you to pretend to be. Xiaobai shouldn't be angry about this, and there is something wrong with his selling the signature. You two are half-hearted, there is no stance of being angry.

Di Qiuhe: I also lied to him to send me a gift and asked him to send me a voice.

Niu Junjie: Gift? Are those photos? It's okay, don't you also give Xiaobai a gift, there is a relationship, OK.

Di Qiuhe felt that his typing fingers were so heavy, if he cut his belly and took a look at it, the intestines inside must be blue.

Di Qiuhe: The point is that I didn't confess when I had the opportunity to confess, and I still had a voice.

Niu Junjie: What voice

Di Qiuhe took a deep breath: I lied to him that I was bullied by my family, so sad that I wanted to commit suicide, and threatened him to send me "Qiuqiu, good morning and good night".

Niu Junjie was silent for three seconds, typing:… Brother, is there something wrong with your brain

Normal people don’t lie to a good friend to post this kind of nasty voice, right? This Di Qiuhe usually looks pretty reliable, so why is he so imprecise to make a joke

Di Qiuhe wiped his face, and then abandoned himself: I also used these voices to make an alarm, which he heard when he came to help me celebrate my birthday.

Niu Junjie stared, turned his head to look at He Bai, then quickly turned back, and almost pressed the phone screen through: You actually use such an indescribable voice as an alarm? ! Did Xiao Bai hear it? ! Or after Xiaobai celebrated your birthday with full of friendship? Damn it! Who will die if you don't die? Brother, you'd better not show up in front of Xiaobai these days, I'm afraid he will kill you.

Di Qiuhe's face is unreliable: Are you saved

Niu Junjie: What do you save? Lie and shame voice play. You can save yourself the best if you run away!

Di Qiuhe: But I don't want to save myself, I hope Xiaobai forgive me, do you have a way

Niu Junjie thought deeply. He secretly looked at He Bai, who was concentrating on retouching, with a small mirror, and typed it carefully: Yes, you punished yourself for three cups, then pleaded guilty, and then yelled "Dad, I am wrong" to Xiaobai three times. , Fu Di worked as a small waiter for Xiao Bai for three months, this matter basically passed. Don't worry, Xiaobai is soft-hearted, if you sincerely apologize, he will forgive you sooner or later.

Di Qiuhe also thought deeply, and then solemnly typed: OK.

Niu Junjie nodded in relief: Then come on.

Di Qiuhe is smug: Yes.

The two communicated like thieves. One consciously helped his brother, and the other consciously found a way to forgive his sweetheart. Both felt very relieved.

At the beginning of the new semester, elective courses have to be re-selected. He Bai logged into the campus network and found a bunch of private messages from "a bird born in autumn" popping up in the background. He couldn't help but sneered and clicked delete without hesitation.

Niu Junjie, who was sitting next to him, clenched his wrists, took out his mobile phone and typed: Xiaobai didn't look at it, I deleted it all!

Di Qiuhe frowned with a deep face: I will continue to post.

Therefore, during the entire registration period for elective courses, the private reminders from He Bai's backstage came time and again, and they never stopped.

Niu Junjie was anxious and couldn't help but leaned in pretending to be curious, and asked, "Why do you have so many private messages? They are all unopened, don't you read them? What if it is a notice from the school?"

"Have you received a private message from the school?" He Bai turned to look at him.

Niu Junjie shook his head honestly, "No."

He Bai simply deleted the newly-introduced private messages again and smiled, "We are in the same class as the major. If you did not receive the notification, I will not receive it, so these spam private messages are not necessary at all. And they missed it. It’s okay to notify, the class leader will notify again in the class group."

Niu Junjie: "..."

"Something else?"

"No, no." Niu Junjie sat upright, and quickly sent text messages by holding the book: Brother, Xiaobai is too witty, I can't help it, sorrow.

Di Qiuhe fell on the recliner, put down his phone, sighed for a long time, and picked up the script.

The deputy director came to Jiang Guanshan's side, glanced at Di Qiuhe who was studying the script in the corner, and applauded, "Old Jiang, you still have a good vision. Although this Di Qiuhe is young, he has a stable temper and works hard. He is a good seedling. "

Jiang Guanshan showed a slight smile in his eyes and nodded, "Well, he has really stabilized a lot recently." It seems that it is necessary to train and sharpen his temper in advance.

At this time, Di Qiuhe, who seems to be watching the script intently, has his eyes gloomy. He pinches the corners of the script with his fingers, and silently pulls out the petals in his heart: Xiao Bai will forgive me, Xiao Bai will not forgive me, Xiao Bai will forgive me …

Weibo private messages came in one by one. He Bai ignored it, and posted a promotional message for the little mermaid's autumn clothes to turn off the computer after putting on a new Weibo. A little annoyed, he took out the pile of TV series and movie MV posters in his backpack, and pondered carefully.

After the arrival of the new semester, Mr. Xu Yinrong talked to him once and said that his characters were already taken in a somewhat similar way. In the future, he only needs to accumulate experience slowly and he can start learning new content. And this new content is the group portrait on this pile of posters...

In photography, individual characters are easy to shoot, but group portraits are difficult. The new homework given to him by Mr. Xu is a group portrait a week. It sounds like it is less than the previous homework, but it is actually much more difficult than before.

To capture certain characteristics of a character in a photo, it is simple, as long as you can grasp it, take more shots, and you can always take them. But if you want to capture the characteristics of two people, three people, or even more people in one photo, the difficulty is not as simple as one plus one equals two, but two times two equals four.

Everyone has different characteristics. If you want to harmoniously integrate the characteristics of two or more people into a photo, you must have a solid photography skill and the ability to balance the picture.

There are too many people in group portraits, and if you don't pay attention to it, you will lose focus and confusing ideas. He Bai's photography skills are good, but because of his short exposure to portrait photography, his ability to balance images with multiple people is relatively weak.

What should I do if it is weak? The answer is that diligence can make up for one's weaknesses, watch more, learn more, practice more, and accumulate more.

After discovering his weakness, he immediately went to the library with pen and paper.

From ancient times to the present, there are thousands of outstanding group portraits, and you can find a lot of them in the library. He watched for a day, but the more he looked at the confusion, when he came out of the library and pointed the camera at the school playground, he was distressed to find that the works he had seen before did not give him any inspiration at all, but let him The original clear thoughts were completely dissipated.

The students walked up and down, the shutter sounded and rang, but none of the pictures that could be seen were taken. After trying for half an hour to no avail, he put down the camera, sighed, and left the school.

There is a difference between shooting a single person and a group of people. It is impossible to practice starting from the capture. Let's not talk about the vague things like conception, just talk about the composition, and he is already a bit blinded.

Two people appear in a photo, how can they stand in harmony

When three people are active together, what kind of partition ratio will not seem too messy

A group of people are chasing around on the court. Where does he focus to make the picture look like a whole and make each individual vivid

There are too many problems and can only be solved one by one. The first point is to have a basic stance diagram of the group image in your mind. In this regard, the most deliberate, commercialized and most prominent thing is the posters of major movies and TV series.

A movie or a TV series definitely has more than one protagonist, so the posters are basically multi-group portraits, minus a small part of the big-head cutout posters, and the remaining posters with carefully arranged positions and designed compositions are all It is an object worthy of his study.

Niu Junjie lay on the bed, looking at He Bai, who was lying under the small lamp, who was concentrating on writing and painting, and took out his mobile phone.

Niu Junjie: Xiaobai didn't read the private messages on Weibo.

Di Qiuhe: Is he still asleep

Niu Junjie: Well, the teacher has assigned him a new photography homework, and I am thinking about it. By the way, you told your friends not to send cameras here anymore. The courier fee was wasted back and forth. Xiaobai has already bought a new camera.

There was no reply for a long time. Niu Junjie sighed in his heart and typed comforting: You can concentrate on filming. When you return to City B, you tell me, I will make an appointment with Xiaobai for a meal, and you will be good face to face. I apologize, Xiaobai will definitely forgive you, go to sleep.

It took a few more minutes before Di Qiuhe's text message came back: I understand, thank you.

Niu Junjie: Everyone is brother, you are welcome.

There was no reply, Niu Junjie glanced at He Bai who was studying intently and scratched his hair tangledly.

This one wants to apologize, and the other is still angry and doesn't want to talk to each other at all. It's not easy to deal with.

Di Qiuhe sent the doctor away, took a sip of the water passed by Assistant An, and asked, "How's it going on the set?"

"Director Jiang got a big temper, scolded the person in the plumbing tool, and fired." Assistant An stood in front of him stiffly, and replied somewhat flatteringly.

Di Qiuhe nodded to express his understanding, put down the water bottle and said, "Let's go back to the set."

Assistant An was taken aback, glanced at the wound on his arm that had just been bandaged, and hesitated, "But Di is not your injury... Director Jiang said, the next few scenes are all action scenes. If your arm is injured, you can push the scene. , Let you rest for two days."

"No." Di Qiuhe waved his hand, moved his arm indifferently, and replied, "Such an injury is nothing. I am the protagonist. The role is the heaviest. After a day off, the filming of the entire crew will be slowed down. I can't. Too capricious."

Assistant An also wanted to persuade, "This is how willful, the director also said, you can rest..."

"I don't want to rest." Di Qiuhe looked at her sideways, his tone couldn't be rejected, "Assistant An, I know you care about me, thank you, but I don't want to say this kind of explanation again."

Assistant An took a step back when he saw his emotionless eyes, lowered his head, and said, "Hug, sorry."

Di Qiuhe stopped looking at her, and strode out.

It happened that Wang Boyi came back with a list and saw Di Qiuhe walk out with a calm face. He was stunned. He glanced at Assistant An who followed him a few steps later, frowned, and quickly retracted his gaze, waiting for Di Qiuhe to leave. When he arrived in front of him, he turned around to follow him, and said as he walked, "Di Shao, you have already bought everything you mentioned. Will you send it right away?"

Di Qiuhe looked a little better when he heard the words, and shook his head and replied, "No, you will bring me the recorder in a while, and then bring me a memo pad. I will get something and you will send it."

Wang Boyi nodded, looked back at Assistant Ann, who was following the two with his head down, and sighed in his heart.

A new day came, when He Bai was out for lunch, his face was blocked by the courier, and he signed for a large box and two small boxes.

"I guess this big box is filled with fruit." Holmes Niu rubbed his chin and said deeply, then shouted at Wang Hu and Chen Jie, "Brothers, move this box to the dormitory! Let's get this week's Don’t worry about the fruit after the meal, don’t hurry up, thank you, Lord Bai, for letting us shine!"

Wang Hu and Chen Jie looked at each other and yelled tacitly, "Thank you, Lord Bai, for letting us get all the light!" After talking, they laughed and joked with Niu Junjie and rushed towards the bedroom together, as if they hadn't eaten fruit in eight lifetimes.

He Bai: "..."

A certain classmate passed by sourly, and muttered, "Hey, he said that he hadn't been taken care of, and there would be no people at the weekend. The clothes he wore suddenly became high-end, he also bought a new camera, and now he is accepting gifts again... Disgusting little white face."

He Bai looked at it blankly, with a small smile, "You can mumble a little bit louder, Huang Wei, do you think you are really anonymous when you click on the campus network to post anonymously? Dare to spread rumors, students, are you afraid that the counselor will talk to you?"

"Wha, what an anonymous post, you, you nonsense, I didn't spread rumors!" Huang Wei retorted with a guilty conscience, and ran quickly with his backpack.

He Bai watched him run away, remembering that he was finally dropped out of school because of theft in his previous life, frowned, went to the bench in front of the dormitory and sat down, waiting for Niu Junjie and others to come down while opening two of his hands. Slap the big box.

The boxes are very ordinary ethnic wooden boxes, a bit ugly, but very strong. The first box contained a voice recorder and a note, and the second box contained a glass with a note under the glass.

What a mess of this, He Bai picked up the note in the box and unfolded it in confusion.

Di Qiuhe: Xiaobai, I'm sorry. There is a recording in the recorder. Please listen to it when you are alone.

Di Qiuhe: Xiaobai, I’m sorry. I fined myself three glasses. The video of the fine is in the memory card under the wine glass. In order to show my sincerity, I also sent the glass to you. See if the size is suitable. I'll drink it if it doesn't fit.

"..." This guy is mentally retarded? What is the three cups of self-punishment? Still recording video? Also send the cup? Is the courier fee not expensive

He Bai didn't know what expression he should put on. He stared at the two boxes for a long time, and finally rolled his eyes and stuffed the boxes into his backpack. He looked at the door of the dormitory building, wondering why the roommates hadn't come out yet.

Niu Junjie retracted his head and gave a high-five to Wang Hu and others. Then he took out his mobile phone and texted Di Qiuhe: Xiaobai received two small boxes, Qiuhe is good! keep it up!

Di Qiuhe: Thank you, I will.

Niu Junjie put away his mobile phone, hooked Wang Hu and Chen Jie's necks, and said boldly, "Go! Happy today, I invite you to eat seafood!"

Wang Hu and Chen Jie held him down and scolded with a smile, "Brother? Are you embarrassed to call yourself brother? The third child, you have been too bloated recently, and you need a good education."

Niu Junjie hurriedly ran out of the building and waved to He Bai who was looking here, "Xiao Bai, run! The boss and the second are crazy!"

"I think you are crazy." He Bai got up to meet him.

After dinner, Niu Junjie took Wang Hu and Chen Jie to the badminton hall to have fun, leaving He Bai alone in the dormitory, and continued to ponder the homework and deal with the work brought back.

When he was busy until 9:30, he basically finished processing the matter. He Bai took a look at the time and saw that Niu Junjie and the others had not returned yet, frowned and called them.

"We're having a late night snack, and we'll be back soon!" Niu Junjie's background was a bit noisy, and he used to yell. "Do you want to eat? I'll bring it back for you. You can watch the video when you are finished. Don’t be too tired!"

"Then you can bring me a bowl of porridge." He Bai exclaimed how happy it is to have a caring roommate, and exhorted, "Don't drink or hurt your stomach. Come back early and don't eat too late."

Niu Junjie was naturally full of answers.

He Bai smiled, hung up the phone, took a shower, and then sat at the table to sort out the messed up information. He was about to turn off the computer. He glanced over the two boxes in the corner of the table, paused, and took them. Up.

After hesitating between the recorder and the memory card, he finally chose to watch the alcohol punishment video in the memory card first.

After the video was clicked to play, it was dark for a moment, and then a scene of an unfamiliar room appeared. Di Qiuhe, wearing a camouflage uniform, walked into the camera with a bottle of wine and a glass, and sat down in front of the small table in the center of the camera. Like a national leader preparing to announce an important decision, he sat in jeopardy with a serious face and bent down sincerely, "Xiao Bai, I'm sorry, I was wrong."

He Bai: "..."

"I shouldn't lie to you. I couldn't apologize to you face to face last time. I'm sorry, but now I will fine myself three glasses." Di Qiuhe said seriously, raised his hand and opened the brand new bottle of wine that had not been opened, and poured it. Fill a cup and pour it on your neck.

He Bai couldn't bear to look straight, his head wrinkled.

I can't stand it anymore, the air is almost leaking through the screen.

After a glass of wine, Di Qiuhe's face immediately turned red, and there was a faint glow in his eyes, which looked quite attractive.

After he finished drinking, he turned the cup upside down and aimed it at the ground, looking at the camera seriously, and said, "Deep feelings and bored! I am bored, you are free."

He Bai: "..." There are so many slots.

"Second cup, I'm sorry again, it was my deception that ruined your trust in me." There was another cup full and another mouthful, and even my neck was red now.

He Bai took a deep breath and touched the phone with his hand.

"This is the third cup." Di Qiuhe's voice was a little erratic, probably because the alcohol was on his head, but he firmly held on, his expression was still serious, his hands were not shaking, and he even said a toast." Cheers to our meeting!"

Once again, he took a mouthful of boredom. After drinking, he put down the cup and looked at the camera solemnly, "Xiaobai, I'm sorry!" He took out an A4 paper from under the table and wrote something on it stroke by stroke. Then he erected the paper.

I saw three rows of dragons and phoenixes on the white paper: Dad, I was wrong!

He Bai choked on his throat with a mouthful of old blood, and finally couldn't help picking up the phone, dragging Di Qiuhe's number from the blacklist, and dialing.

"Sorry, the user you dialed has been turned off."

"..." fuck!

He put down his phone, wiped his face, took a look at the video that had already been played, and angrily pulled Di Qiuhe's number back into the blacklist!