After skipping class for an afternoon, He Bai was not surprised to be trained by everyone in the dormitory. After confessing his mistakes and ensuring that he would never skip class casually in the future, he was finally let go and returned to his seat and sat down steadily.
The computer remained as it was before leaving. After the screen was lit, a half-repaired photo appeared on it.
Next to the telephone booth, a tall man leaned casually, slightly turned his head and looked at the camera, his expression was a bit suffocated, but his eyes were serious, the light shone diagonally, leaving his face half hidden in the dark light, contradictory but handsome and sexy And mysterious.
The heartbeat was very steady, Xiao Xiaobai didn't move, and his brain was so boring that he even wanted to sing a song.
The damn signal seems to be in the wrong direction.
He moved the mouse to save the half-repaired pictures, went back to the desktop to open the gallery, found Di Qiuhe's pictures, and flipped through them one by one.
This one looks ugly... This one looks good... This one is a pity, it doesn't show the big legs... This one is not bad, but the clothes don't look good... This one looks down and talks well, and the side looks handsome and vomits blood...
But Xiao Xiaobai remained silent, and his heartbeat remained steady, without any commotion at all.
He turned off the gallery, squatted on the table, took out his phone and opened the text message page, flipped through the text messages that he had with Di Qiuhe, during which he couldn't help but cursed the other party 10,000 words of spicy chicken in his heart, and then rolled his eyes. Turn off the text message and poke open WeChat again.
A big JJ cute bird born in autumn...
He turned off WeChat, his face was numb, and he lowered his head to think. Maybe he had some misunderstanding about himself. A normal person, a normal man, a normal straight man who liked cute girls before, would like a tough man with a naive personality and a naive voice
Oh wait, is he straight
This seems to be a very serious issue.
He Bai glanced at the other three people in the dormitory, then decisively walked behind Niu Junjie who was scanning the website, patted him on the shoulder, and said quietly, "The third child, do you have a movie? The kind of cute girl with big breasts."
"Fuck." Niu Junjie was so frightened that he lost his mouse, his eyes widened and looked back at him, covering his chest, "Xiao Bai, did you walk silently, what did you just say? What do you want?"
"Pian." He Bai thoughtfully helped him smooth his chest, and asked blankly, "Is there any? The kind of cute girl with big breasts, I am willing to share a harmonious career with you."
Wang Hu, who was collecting clothes, and Chen Jie who were reading, turned their heads together, and both stared at He Bai, as if they were watching the eighth wonder of the world.
There was a needle drop in the bedroom, Niu Junjie carefully pulled away He Bai's not too considerate hand, shrank silently, swallowed his saliva, and whispered, "Xiao Bai, what irritated you?"
"It's a great irritation." He Bai raised his hand and touched his hair. He found that there were some stinging hands, which were not as comfortable as Di Qiuhe's rubbing. The film slows down."
"..." That's really a huge excitement.
Ten minutes later, the four people in the dormitory sat neatly at Niu Junjie's table, the curtains were closed, the door was locked, everything was ready, but the wind owed it.
"Do you really want to watch?" Niu Junjie was happy and tangled, and became awkwardly shy. Back then, he lived in the dormitory with good wishes. After getting acquainted with his roommates, he wanted them to share a wave of resources according to the routine, but he was ruthlessly rejected and was heartbroken. Now the roommates suddenly become acquainted and are willing to share with him. He, he... His mood is suddenly a bit complicated.
This materialistic society still pollutes his pure roommates... Oh.
He Bai monopolized the position with the best viewing angle, and the uncle lifted his chin like, "Lao San, let it go."
"Then, then I'll let it go..." Niu Junjie swallowed, wiped the sweat from his palm, and touched the mouse.
Wang Hu and Chen Jie moved their stools back without a trace.
Move the mouse over, select a folder named "Study Materials", double-click to open it, and then hesitate between "Basic Japanese" and "English Consolidation Practice", and choose "Basic Japanese".
Wang Hu and others looked at it meaningfully, Niu Junjie turned his head and smiled shyly.
The video began to play, and the heroine appeared in the screen, with long hair, big eyes, sailor suit, and little tiger teeth when she laughed. The most important thing was that she had a big chest and was very soft at first glance.
Two minutes later, the heroine and heroine entered the room and started kissing.
There was no fluctuation in He Bai's heart.
Fifteen minutes later, the pink lace underwear of the heroine came out.
Niu Junjie's ears were red, and He Bai yawned.
Twenty minutes later, the heroine and the heroine met frankly and raged.
Niu Junjie became excited, He Bai touched his chest, and glanced three inches below his umbilicus, with a calm expression on his face.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Niu Junjie went to the bathroom, Wang Hu unscrewed a bottle of water and drank half a bottle, Chen Jie took out his textbook and began to read it.
He Bai sighed and got up. Just as he was about to turn off the video, his cell phone rang.
Take it out and see that the three words Di Qiuhe are flashing on the screen.
He paused, glanced at the mosaic picture on the computer screen, thought for a while, directly pressed the switch, and gave a low "hello".
"I have arrived at the airport."
Di Qiuhe walked away from Wang Boyi a few steps, whispered in a reluctant and sticky mood, and then after vaguely heard some discordant sounds, his voice suddenly sank for a few seconds. What sound? Xiaobai, what are you doing?"
The left ear is the sweet and greasy voice of the female worry, and the right ear is the gentle and deep voice of Di Qiuhe. He Bai thinks this experience is a little exciting.
"I'm watching a movie." He replied calmly, very upright, "The movie of a cute girl with big breasts, the one without clothes."
Di Qiuhe stood blankly on the spot as if struck by lightning.
"Do you want to see it? I can ask Junjie to send it to you." He Bai said generously, and at the same time made sure that his ears prefer Di Qiuhe's voice—the danger signal seems to have become stronger.
"... No, thank you." Di Qiuhe replied stiffly, hung up the phone with some shaking hands, looked down at the airport's light floor, his mind was blank, his lips pressed tightly, his eyebrows pressed down, a little dull, a little faint. Mad mood is about to explode.
This is something he has been reluctant to think about and face before. If Puppy is a straight man...
The phone rang suddenly, and He Bai called the phone back.
The thought of almost falling into hell suddenly pulled back. He raised the phone, paused for several seconds, clicked to connect, moved the phone to his ear, and said nothing.
"Shy? I just lied to you. That girl is not cute at all. She is not as good as you are." He Bai's voice came over, with a calm breath, not at all like she just watched the movie. The tone is also as usual, "It's already fried on the Internet, you should pay attention to it, don't be splashed with dirty water. Don't have scandals over there, take a good shot, and I will find you when I have time."
Niu Junjie faintly screamed, "Xiaobai, are you a man! There is no reaction at all after watching a movie, and you still yawn! And the second child, you actually read a book? The girl yells so loudly, you actually Reading?!"
"Cough, Qiuhe, wait a minute." He Bai coughed awkwardly, raised his hand to cover the receiver, and walked toward the bedroom.
Niu Junjie's voice in the earpiece disappeared, but Di Qiuhe felt that the words still stayed in his ears, echoing over and over again, making him slowly recover the temperature as if he had just been thrown into an ice cave.
No reaction at all, and yawning...
A man with a normal sexual orientation will react somewhat when watching a movie, but Xiao Bai is so bored that he yawns. Could it be that he is not interested in women, so... Then if Xiao Bai is not interested in women...
The mood went from hell to heaven in an instant.
"Wait for a long time, the third child just watched the film and was a little excited, don't mind."
A familiar voice came from the earpiece again, Di Qiuhe's heart thumped wildly, and a surprise conjecture formed in his mind, no matter how hard he could suppress it.
"I don't mind." He moved his stiff fingers, unconsciously squeezed the phone, and tentatively asked, "So Xiaobai, you..."
"Dududu—"
"..."
He put down the phone and called back carefully.
"Sorry, the user you dialed has been turned off."
"..." So this is... Does the phone automatically shut down when it has no power
He raised his eyebrows and stared at the phone, not knowing who to be angry with.
He Bai put down the phone with the black screen down, frowned and pressed it. Just as he was about to return to the dormitory to charge it with the charger, he saw the counselor and life teacher appearing in the corner of the corridor together. , First went to knock on the door of the opposite dormitory, and quickly said, "The counselor is here to check the dormitory." Then he ran back to the dormitory and rushed to turn off Niu Junjie's computer.
After a period of turmoil, the investigation was over.
After sending the counselor away, He Bai charged his cell phone and dialed Di Qiuhe's number. Unsurprisingly, he was prompted to shut down.
It's a pity, I was going to find out about Di's three-year-old's preferences for his future partner...
He sighed, put down the phone, packed his clothes to wash, then took the half-charged phone and earphone cable, climbed onto the bed, and wrapped himself in the quilt.
After doing a good job of mental construction, he clicked on a certain software, first touched a certain group, then touched a certain group, and finally touched a certain resource group. It took great pains, hard work, and twists and turns... to get a male Male version of the small movie.
Time arrived in the middle of the night unknowingly, and the other three people in the dormitory were already asleep. He plugged in his mobile phone with headphones, buried his face in the quilt, found the little movie, and clicked to play it.
A muscular man appeared... Another muscular man appeared... They hugged each other...
His expression became difficult to express, but he was strong and did not turn off the video.
The two men kissed, then touched, kissed, rubbed, fell on the bed...
Just as he was about to enter the topic, he turned off the video with a look of shock.
Huh... Slot... Actually it's really used there...
He wiped off the cold sweat from his forehead, quickly deleted the video and destroyed the corpse, then clicked on the gallery to wash his eyes with a few landscape photos, and his heart was lingering.
The letter and signal must be wrong, which is unscientific.
But his little white did not respond to men and women, nor did men or men... Is he asexual? Or is it more suitable for him to take refuge in my Buddha? After all, apart from his normal reaction in the morning, he has not had any evil thoughts towards other people...
When I unplugged the earphones, my finger accidentally touched the Weibo icon, the software was opened, and a bunch of prompts appeared, almost blocking the phone. He frowned, and as soon as he was about to turn it off, he saw two popular messages pushed in.
—The Internet celebrity broke the news that Di Bian, chairman of the Royal Capital, was suspected of being cuckolded by his second-married wife.
-Shock! The stock market is turbulent! Huangdu stock plummeted overnight! The dark horse Huading came out strongly!