"Mom, I'm going to be on TV!"
"Take a picture of me! I'm the most handsome!"
When they heard that they could be on TV, some children in the class became excited instantly, but some children, including Lin Youxi, lowered their heads.
Mei Fang and Du Zihan behaved very well after being pulled to sit down by the teacher, but Du Zihan kept staring at Mei Fang viciously after sitting down.
Mei Fang made me embarrassed just now, I must perform well later... to let Mei Fang know how powerful I am!
"So, are there any kids willing to volunteer to answer my questions?"
"Auntie, auntie! Let me first! I first! I can do everything."
Du Zihan held his head high and raised his hands, but the female reporter from the TV station just walked past him with a smile and came to Xia Yuan, who was sitting upright in the chair with her hands raised obediently.
"Auntie, why don't you ask me? I know everything!"
Du Zihan was still trying to touch the female reporter, but the female reporter obviously ignored him and leaned over to hand the microphone to Xia Yuan.
"What a lovely little girl! Could you please introduce yourself to the audience?"
"Yeah!" Xia Yuan cleared his throat, straightened his clothes, and then smiled at the camera and said:
"Hello everyone, my name is Xia Yuan, and I'm a student in the second grade of Grain Kindergarten. I'm five years old this year, but I'll be six in a month. My hobby is playing the piano, and my favorite game is playing house! And... I especially like being a mother!"
Although he was still a little nervous and awkward, for a child who was facing the camera for the first time, it was remarkable that he did not get stage fright or stutter.
"Hello, little sister Xia Yuan!" the female reporter asked with a smile, "Summer is coming soon, and the children in the second grade class will soon graduate from kindergarten and become elementary school students. Do you know what elementary school students are like?"
"I know!" Xia Yuan was very proud of this. "My mother is an elementary school teacher. I have visited the older brothers and sisters in elementary school before. They sit in more spacious classrooms, learn many new courses, and participate in sports activities. After school, they go home alone or in a line. It's amazing."
"Wow, Xia Yuan really knows a lot... It seems that you are also looking forward to going to elementary school, right?"
Xia Yuan thought for a moment and gave an answer, "Well... I'm half expecting it."
“Why only half?”
"Because... I also can't bear to leave my good friends in kindergarten." Xia Yuan listed the names of his good friends one by one, including Mei Fang and Lin Youxi.
"It seems that little Xia Yuan has many friends in kindergarten."
The female reporter thought for a moment and asked, "Which of these friends do you like the most?"
Are you asking children to make choices at such a young age? How bad! This reporter!
Mei Fang was still complaining in his heart, but his eyes subconsciously fell on Xia Yuan. Xia Yuan looked around, and after his eyes met Mei Fang's, he quickly moved away, finally falling on Lin Youxi.
"I like Lin Youxi the most!"
The female reporter followed everyone's gaze and looked at Lin Youxi's embarrassed head, then looked at Xia Yuan:
"Why her?"
"Because... I think Lin Youxi is amazing! She can do a lot of things that I dare not do, and... she is also very cute. Ah... the most important thing is..." Xia Yuan said with a smile, "She must like me the most!"
"Is that so, little Lin Youxi?"
The reporter handed the microphone for the interview to Lin Youxi. Lin Youxi, who had her head drooped, raised her head at Mei Fang's reminder. Everyone's eyes were on her, especially when the camera came closer. She felt very embarrassed and kept her head down and ignored everyone.
"Just tell the truth, there's nothing to be embarrassed about."
Mei Fang reminded Lin Youxi too much, but Lin Youxi seemed to have grabbed a life-saving straw and climbed to Mei Fang's shoulder and whispered in response.
Hey, hey! Pay attention to the situation! Is it so difficult to nod or say "hmm"
"It seems that this little girl Lin Youxi is very shy. Can this little girl help her sister translate?"
Mei Fang nodded, "She said yes, she also likes Xia Yuan the most."
"You two kids have a very deep friendship... I hope you can continue to be good friends in elementary school." The female reporter was obviously very interested in the pretty Xia Yuan. "Then, which boy in the class do you have the best relationship with?"
This time Xia Yuan didn't hesitate at all, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Mei Fang, "It's... Mei Fang!"
Unexpectedly, it was the boy who had just whispered to Lin Youxi.
The female reporter instantly imagined a scene of violence among the children, and her interest was greatly heightened.
"So, do you like Mei Fang?"
"I like it." Xia Yuan blurted out without thinking.
"Auntie, auntie, ask me questions too."
Du Zihan kept pushing the female reporter aside. She suppressed her anger and pointed at Du Zihan beside her:
"Then you don't like this little friend?"
Xia Yuan answered without any hesitation.
"Why?"
The girl next to him immediately interrupted and said, "I know why! Because Du Zihan is so ugly, and has cavities all over his teeth!"
Du Zihan immediately said unconvincedly: "I'm not ugly, Mei Fang is ugly, and he's also a bed-wetter! Everyone is watching him wash his butt!"
"Oh, yes, yes, you are right." Mei Fang waved his hand generously, "You are right if you argue, and I am the king of bedwetting."
"Damn it... why am I so angry!"
Du Zihan was about to lose his temper when Xia Yuan hurriedly took the microphone from the reporter.
"Because, because, because my mom said that girls must be loyal in their relationships. If you like this boy, you can't like other boys at the same time. You can only marry this boy and have children with him."
Maomao is the local dialect in Baimei County, which means something similar to baby.
How could your mother say such things to you!
But why do I feel so moved...
"Oh, I see. You are very loyal in relationships... Then you must want to have a baby with Mei Fang?"
Xia Yuan seemed a little embarrassed at this moment, "Okay... Okay! I like girls more, I want a girl to be the best."
"Then little Mei Fang, do you want to have a baby with Xia Yuan?"
"Sister, I don't think there's any need to continue discussing this topic. You guys won't broadcast this part anyway, right?"
Mei Fang had a poker-faced indifferent attitude.
"Just think of it as satisfying my curiosity. I'll buy you some candy, okay?"
"Sister, you don't want the director to cause you trouble, right? You should just take the money and buy QQ Stars yourself!"
Mei's attitude was very firm and the reporter was unable to get an answer to his question.
What's wrong with this child... He talks and behaves like an adult...
So precocious
By the way, what is QQ Star
After Xia Yuan's interview ended, she immediately found Mei Fang, seemingly dissatisfied with his remarks.
"Mei Fang, don't you want to have sex with me?"
"What would you do if I said I wanted to?"
"If you want, just make a pinky promise!"
Xia Yuan stretched out his little finger and looked at Mei Fang expectantly.
Her serious action changed Mei Fang's teasing mentality.
…
"Then let's not make a pinky promise for now." Mei Fang turned around and slipped away.
“How could this happen!”
Children's love for playing house is nothing more than the innocent childishness.
It would be fine if the children said so, but Mei Fang was an adult mentally and could not make any promises to Xia Yuan as if he was trying to deceive a little girl's feelings. He would feel guilty about it.
That was shameless behavior of a scumbag, and he had already received a good nine-year compulsory education and would never do such a shameful thing.
Of course, it’s not that I don’t have any expectations for a childhood sweetheart relationship…
He was too young when he was reborn, and there were too many variables in the future.
But improving yourself and saving money is the right direction after all...
Today, Mei Fang went to bed early after dinner. He was thinking about a lot of things and really didn't have the energy to watch the World Cup final tonight.
A little after one in the morning, Mei Fang was woken up by her father in her sleep.
"Mei Fang! You won! I won! First prize! Lottery! Where is the lottery ticket you bought? Take it out now! Our family is going to be rich!"
A five-year-old child is heavily dependent on sufficient sleep. Mei Fang was groggy after being woken up, and his bad temper was gushing out like volcanic magma. Before he had time to rub his eyes, his father was still shaking his body. Mei Fang was possessed by the spirit of a filial son and slapped Mei Lijun in the face.
"Dad! Look at what you have accomplished! It's just winning the lottery! What a fuss!!"