The six-eared macaque looked at Hai Long's pensive look, and couldn't help saying: "What's wrong with you? What are you thinking? Don't be like this, quickly bring the wine, I'll let you pretend a hundred times."
Hai Long woke up from his thoughts, and said with a smile: "You can drink if you want, then tell me first, who is that Miss Lan just now?"
The six-eared macaque said: "That's simple. Miss Lan is the granddaughter of Patriarch Bodhi. Although Patriarch Bodhi is not as prestigious as the Great Immortal in the fairy world, the Sanxing Cave on Fangcun Mountain where he is located has countless disciples. The most representative Yes, it is your master Sun Wukong. The seventy-two changes that you can now are taught to your master by the Bodhi ancestor. It’s just that your master’s current supernatural power is even higher than that of the Bodhi ancestor, but in terms of seniority , you are still the grandson of Patriarch Bodhi. Your master respects Patriarch Bodhi very much. In the fairy world, Patriarch Bodhi is the only one who will not be called an old lady by your master. Miss Lan's name is Ling Son. Daxian usually likes to call her an elf. Enough details. Come on, bring the wine."
Hai Long gave the wine gourd to the six-eared macaque, and kept thinking in his heart, Lan Ling'er, the granddaughter of Patriarch Bodhi, why did this happen, it seems that this girl really can't offend her.
"Successfully pulled, I finally succeeded in pulling." Lu Dongbin ran out excitedly, with an unconcealable excitement on his face, not even carrying his Chunyang Sword. He flew to Hai Long's side, grabbed Hai Long's shoulders with both hands, and said happily: "My good brother, your plan is really effective, and my brother finally succeeded."
The excitement in Hai Long's heart increased greatly, and he said, "What's the matter? Miss He went to look for you?"
Lu Dongbin nodded and said excitedly: "Just now, I was practicing in my room, and Aunt He Xiangu came to see me in person. This is the first time in so many years. When I saw her coming, I Hurry up and follow what you taught me at the beginning, ignore her, she seems very aggrieved, and didn't say a few words for a long time. Finally, let me go to the lotus pond to find her at three o'clock tonight, and run away Good brother, please teach me, what should I do tonight?" Now, he regards Hai Long as a life-saving straw.
Hai Long smiled slightly and said, "Brother Lu, don't worry. It's still early in the evening. In fact, I suggest you not to see her tonight. Now that she is willing to come to you, it proves that she misses you If you love her for another day, and when she comes to ask you out again tomorrow, you go out with her again, I think, you will be done. "
Lu Dongbin hesitated and said, "Aren't I going to see her tonight? But, is this really okay?"
Hai Long said: "Of course it's fine. Tomorrow she will ask why you didn't go, you can tell her at worst, because it's delayed in meditation, it's fine if you don't."
Lu Dongbin resolutely said: "Okay, I'll listen to you, my good brother, if my brother succeeds in this matter, I will never forget your benefits. I'll go and brew the relationship first." After saying that, he fled away as if flying.
The six-eared macaque laughed and said: "This Lu Dongbin is really infatuated. Just because of his persistent appearance, He Xiangu will be impressed by him sooner or later. I said Hai Long, is your method really good?"
Hai Long shook his head and said: "I am the number one lover in the world, of course the method works. If Big Brother Lu goes to the appointment tonight, the relationship between them will at most be closer than before. If it is tomorrow, maybe He Xiangu will be there Under the mentality of worrying about gains and losses, I will promise you with my body. Hehe, Brother Lu will be more grateful to me at that time."
The six-eared macaque knocked on Hailong's head angrily, and said: "Lu Dongbin is not as dirty as your thoughts. I have said it before. He is a spiritual lover. He is not like you. He is just a kind of horse."
Hai Long looked at the six-eared macaque maliciously, murmured a few spells, waved his sleeves, and suddenly covered him in. Hehe smirked at his sleeve and said, "Brother Liuer, the one hundred times you promised me is about to begin." The poor six-eared macaque started another day of suffering for a gourd of fine wine.
Early the next morning, just as Hai Long woke up from the trance, he greeted an angry Lu Dongbin, "Hai Long, you taught me a good method. It's over, it's over."
Hai Long was taken aback, and said: "Brother Lu, what's wrong with you? Didn't you listen to my appointment last night?"
Lu Dongbin said angrily: "It's just troublesome because I didn't go to the appointment after hearing what you said. This morning Fairy He came to me with red eyes. She said she waited for me in the lotus pond all night but didn't find anyone, so she ignored me again. It's over. She has a strong nature, and she always said that one is one, it's over, it's over." While talking, he sat on the ground and beat his head in pain.
Hai Long looked at the six-eared macaque in embarrassment, and the six-eared macaque gave him a playful look. Coughing, Hai Long sat next to Lu Dongbin, "Brother Lu, actually this is not a bad thing. What Xiangu He said proves that she still cares about you. How about this, you take the initiative to find her tonight, and I will teach you later. A few tricks, if you do what I say, you will definitely be able to save the day." Said, Hai Long whispered something in Lu Dongbin's ear. The six-eared macaque pricked up its ears to eavesdrop, but Hai Long had already blocked the sound with restraint, so he didn't hear anything.
After listening to Hai Long's words, Lu Dongbin raised his head and asked doubtfully, "Is this really okay?"
Hai Long thought to himself, let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor. But he said, "Trust me, it will be fine. I will hide in the dark to help you out, and there will be no danger. If you fail, you can ask me." Lu Dongbin nodded and said: " Now that's the only way. Brother Hai Long, your brother Lu's future happiness depends entirely on you. For Xiangu He, I will fight. If you fail, you don't need to do anything, just let me go." After finishing speaking, he staggered and left with a preoccupied look.
The six-eared macaque approached Hai Long and said, "Just now you taught Lu Dongbin some bad tricks, don't let a couple of lovers separate themselves!"
Hai Long laughed and said, "I won't pull it. I'm 80% sure that this method will succeed. It's just that Brother Lu has to suffer a little bit."
The six-eared macaque said: "Then tell me quickly and let me analyze it for you."
Hai Long shook his head and said, "Laws are not passed on to others, so don't talk about them. Just now you looked at me with disdainful eyes, but I saw it. Do you still want to know my method?"
The six-eared macaque's curiosity has been aroused, and he smiled apologetically, "Tell me. As long as you tell me, I will accompany you to practice Qiankun today, how about it?"
Hai Long's eyes lit up, and he said, "You said it. You mean what you say."
The six-eared macaque said: "Of course, I don't count when I talk too much. Say it quickly." Hai Long then whispered the method he taught Lu Dongbin just now. After listening to Hai Long's words, the six-eared macaque said in surprise: "No, it's okay?" Hai Long smiled and said, "Of course it's no problem. Come on, big brother six-eared, let's start. Qiankun has one sleeve..."
Although there is no night in the fairy world, after the teaching of the six-eared macaque, Hai Long already knows that whenever the spirit energy in the sky weakens, it is equivalent to the arrival of night in the world. After adjusting the two kinds of mana in his body to the best state, and after greeting the six-eared macaque, he sneaked into the Wuzhuang Temple cautiously. Just after walking a few steps, suddenly, there was a pain in the ear, and I don't know who was holding it.
"Oh, it hurts so much, take it easy." Hai Long exhaled in pain and looked beside him. I saw Lan Ling'er staring at her with a tiger's eye, with an angry look on her face, which looked very cute. Hai Long smiled awkwardly, and said: "So it's Miss Lan, what are you doing? We have no grudges in the future, and we have no grudges in the future, my poor ears!"
Lan Ling'er said angrily: "Who said we have no enmity. I have already met Uncle, you were the one who covered me with the sleeve of heaven and earth that day, and you even made up lies to lie to me. See if I will spare you today."
Hai Long smiled bitterly and said, "Grandma, please be gentle. That day I thought it was the enemy attacking me, and I didn't intend to attack you on purpose, so please forgive me."
A cunning light flashed in Lan Ling'er's eyes, and Hai Long shouted that she had been fooled. How could it be possible to expose his own lies as the Great Immortal Zhenyuan? It was obvious that this girl was deceiving him, but he was actually fooled. Sure enough, Lan Linger's hand was a little stronger, and said: "Well, it's really you. I don't want you to know how powerful I am, Lan Linger, so I won't be named Lan."
Hai Long blurted out: "Then your surname is Hai." Lan Ling'er blushed, spit softly, and said, "Who is your surname Hai, what do you say? You have to compensate me for the mental loss that day .”
"Okay, okay, I'll just accompany you. Let go first, my ears are about to fall off." In desperation, Hai Long had no choice but to beg for mercy. In Wuzhuang Temple, he dared not fight with Zhenyuan Daxian's beloved niece.
Lan Ling'er let go of her hand and said, "Okay, then you can say how you want to accompany me. If I'm not satisfied, I'll pull your ears to look like the dead monkey at the door."
Hai Long rubbed his fiery ears, had an idea, and said, "That's fine. I'll take you to see a fun thing, and I'll make it up to you."
Lan Ling'er's eyes lit up, he came to Wuzhuang Temple to relax because Fangcun Mountain was too boring, Hai Long's words just touched her, "Well, it doesn't count if it's not fun."
Hai Long secretly thought, Brother Lu, I didn't intend to reveal your privacy on purpose, I was really forced to do nothing by this little witch. She said to Lan Linger: "You just need to watch later, but don't make a sound." Lan Linger said impatiently: "I see, let's go. If you dare to lie to me again, I will kill you." Make you look good." Saying that, a blue silk thread conjured up from somewhere, tied around Hai Long's waist, as if to prevent him from escaping.
Hai Long took Lan Ling'er carefully to the lotus pond. It was quiet here, the water in the lotus pond was clear to the bottom, and occasionally a few colorful koi swam by, which was indescribably pleasant. Hai Long took Lan Ling'er to hide behind a big rock, and slowly squatted down. Lan Ling'er asked: "Did you just take me here to see the lotus?"
Hai Long made a silent gesture to her, and said via voice transmission: "Don't worry, a good show will be staged later." Counting the time, Lu Dongbin should have arrived.
Among the Eight Immortals, only He Xiangu has such a place to practice alone. She not only has to practice by herself, but also takes care of this lotus. Lotus seeds have a very good nourishing effect. Bursts of lotus fragrance spread into the noses of Hai Long and Lan Ling'er, and Lan Ling'er, who was a little impatient before, gradually calmed down.
With a flash, Lu Dongbin appeared in front of Hai Long and Lan Ling'er at the right time. A trace of surprise flashed in Lan Ling'er's eyes, and she turned to look at Hai Long. Hai Long didn't speak, but pouted in Lu Dongbin's direction.
Lu Dongbin seemed a little hesitant, looked around, took a deep breath, and walked towards the hut by the lotus pond. When he reached the gate, he stood still, coughed, and said, "Xianggu, Dongbin asks to see you." Hearing his words, Hai Long almost laughed out loud, is this also the way he sees that he likes women? He was always so polite, no wonder he couldn't win Xiangu He's heart.
A cold voice came from the room, "Go, I said, I don't want to see you again in the future. I don't want to be with a person who doesn't believe me."
Lu Dongbin showed embarrassment on his face, and said: "Xianggu, listen to my explanation. Yesterday when I was practicing, I suddenly realized a wonderful trick in Taiyi's true law, and I was addicted to it for a while, so I delayed the meeting with you .Didn’t Brother Wei come to apologize to you today? Just give me a chance.”
Lan Ling'er sent a voice transmission to Hai Long: "Brother Dong Bin is so eloquent today, he used to be unable to speak a word when he met Sister He Xiangu."
Hai Long puffed out his chest proudly, and said via voice transmission: "I taught him these things. In this respect, I can be his master."
Lan Ling'er glanced at Hai Long strangely, then turned her gaze back to Lu Dongbin in front of the wooden house. There was no sound in the wooden house, as if Xiangu He didn't bother to answer. Lu Dongbin sighed, sat cross-legged on the ground, and said, "Xiangu, if you don't want to see me today, I will just sit here and not leave. Could it be that the relationship between us brother and sister for many years has disappeared because of my relapse? "
His words seemed to have had some effect. The He Xiangu in the wooden house said: "Brother and sister love? Usually you come here to see me every day, but these days, you have never shown up. Yesterday, I took the initiative to find you, but you I have always been unwilling to pay attention to me, and I missed my appointment at night and made me wait for a night, is this what you call brother and sister love?"