The cave in the Black Horn Tribe is quiet. At night in China and in the afternoon here, there is still a ray of sunlight shining down in the cave. The light is not bad.
In front of a few thatched cottages, a man and a dog were practicing. To be precise, the man was guiding and the dog was practicing.
This person is Chen Pingdao, and this dog is Roaring Sky Dog.
"Okay, that's it for today." Chen Pingdao said, "I'm a little hungry, I should make lunch."
Roaring Sky Dog said: "Master, I killed a wild boar yesterday. Can I eat the meat? I want to eat barbecue."
Chen Pingdao suddenly frowned: "You know how to eat meat. It is best for us cultivators to avoid meat. Not only do you kill animals, you also eat meat. Do you still want to become a dog fairy?"
Roaring Sky Dog muttered: "I'm a dog. If I don't eat meat, how can I eat grass?"
Chen Pingdao scolded: "How dare you talk back?"
The roaring dog didn't dare to talk back. Its ears suddenly moved, and then it turned its head to look in the direction of the entrance. A golden auspicious cloud suddenly came into its sight. It was stunned and said excitedly: "Master, Master, what kind of cloud is that?"
Chen Pingdao also moved his eyes and saw the cloud. He was also shocked: "That, that... that's the divine cloud!"
After all, he is a cultivator who has lived for more than two thousand years, and is far more knowledgeable than Roaring Sky Dog, a dog who became a monk halfway. When he saw the golden divine cloud, he immediately thought of it as a divine cloud.
The divine cloud slowly flew over. The cloud was very big and surging around it. It was impossible to see any divine being standing on the cloud.
Chen Pingdao knelt down and shouted: "Disciple Chen Pingdao pays homage to the great god. May I ask who the great god is?"
No one on the cloud responded.
Chen Pingdao suddenly remembered something, slapped the roaring dog's head with his palm, pressed it down and knelt down, and then urged: "Hurry up and say hello to the great god!"
Xiao Tian Quan also shouted: "Disciple Xiao Tian Quan pays homage to the Great God!"
Its nose moved, and it seemed to smell a familiar scent, but it was not sure. The dog's face was confused.
The golden divine cloud landed, and Chen Pingdao and Roaring Sky Dog finally saw the divine being standing there. It was an old immortal with silvery hair and beard, a thin face, and stern eyes. He was dressed in a sky-blue Taoist robe and had a gourd slung around his waist. The gourd was also engraved with the word "Dan".
"Ah!" Chen Pingdao exclaimed, kowtowed to the ground, and said at the same time: "It turns out that the Supreme Master came to his humble residence. My disciple Chen Pingdao has really cultivated for several lifetimes to achieve the blessing he is today!"
Roaring Sky Dog also kowtows like Chen Pingdao, but out of the corner of his eye he is looking at Taishang Laojun standing by the clouds. It feels a bit familiar to the smell, but I dare not say it. If it is not the person it imagined, it would be an offense to the gods.
The old immortal on Shen Yun coughed and said: "Chen Pingdao, I know you have been cultivating for more than two thousand years, but you have not become an immortal after more than two thousand years of cultivation. What kind of immortal do you think you are? I observe you in heaven and see you walking the dog, making tea, and napping in a rocking chair all day long. You are so lazy but you have stolen more than two thousand years of time from heaven. Do you think it is a sin on your part?"
Chen Pingdao suddenly became nervous: "Disciple..."
The old immortal on the divine cloud said: "Now, if you say you are a dog, you can cancel your sin by saying it three times in a row. Just say it."
Chen Pingdao breathed a long sigh of relief, and then said: "I am a dog, I am a dog, I am a dog."
"The sin has been eliminated," said the old immortal on the cloud.
Chen Pingdao raised his head and looked at the old immortal on the divine cloud. He was moved to tears and said, "Thank you, Supreme Master, for your guidance."
Use the magic formula to help disciples eliminate their sins. The disciple was not talented, so he boldly asked Taishang Laojun to accept him as his disciple. The disciple was willing to guard the alchemy room for Taishang Laojun and be a guard dog. "
Suddenly there was a flash of golden light, and the old immortal on the divine cloud disappeared, and then another person appeared. That person was very young, wearing modern clothes, and the key was that his face was familiar.
When Chen Pingdao saw the face that suddenly appeared, his chin dropped to the ground with a bang, and a sentence burst out of his mouth: "I... am your boy!"
"Master!" Roaring Sky Dog also saw Ning Tao's face, cheered, kicked his legs, and shot towards Ning Tao on the divine cloud.
It had smelled Ning Tao's scent just now, but it didn't dare to confirm it. Now that it saw Ning Tao's face, it had no doubts.
Ning Tao hugged Roaring Sky Dog and said with a smile: "Oh, you dog has grown so heavy."
The roaring dog's tongue kept greeting Ning Tao's face.
For it, the closest person in the world is actually either Chen Pingdao or Ning Tao. Without Ning Tao, it would have been killed by the dog-fighting team long ago, and it would never be where it is today.
Chen Pingdao stood up from the ground, blowing his beard and glaring in anger: "Ning Tao! You've gone too far. You pretended to be a god to deceive me, and you even tricked me into saying I was a dog. Why are you so bad!"
Ning Tao took away the divine cloud and landed in front of Chen Pingdao with Roaring Sky Dog in his arms. He said calmly: "I am originally a god. Why should I pretend to be a god? You see, I will become like you now."
He put down the roaring dog, and with a flash of golden light, he really turned into Chen Pingdao.
Chen Pingdao was shocked again. He never picked up his chin that fell on the ground before.
"I'll turn into a goddess again and show you." Ning Tao said.
In a flash of golden light, he transformed into Himea, the goddess of wisdom, revealingly clad and sexy. He reached out to hold Chen Pingdao's hand, but Chen Pingdao hurriedly backed down: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I have been a boy for more than two thousand years, and you will never let me harm you."
Ning Tao: "..."
He originally wanted to tease Chen Pingdao, but unexpectedly, this guy actually thought that he wanted to take his boy body. You are an old ass that is more than 2,000 years old. Who the hell wants your boyish body? Give it away and no one wants it!
Ning Tao changed back: "Do you believe that I am a god now?"
Chen Pingdao said: "It's just a trick. You are at best an immortal, how can you be a god?"
Ning Tao smiled: "You don't have any experience, I'll show you another method."
He reached out his hand, and a golden seal appeared in his palm, which was the seal of wind. He waved his hand casually, and the Wind Seal flew to the ground, glowing when it landed. In an instant, winds and clouds surged in the cave, trees were blown down one after another, and several thatched huts on Chen Ping Road were also overturned.
Chen Pingdao jumped to his feet and shouted: "Stop it, stop it, can't I believe it? You are trying to tear down my home!"
The wind disappeared.
Home is gone.
Chen Pingdao looked at the hut that had been blown to pieces with tears in his eyes.
Ning Tao reached out and took out another seal. The seal also shone on the ground. In an instant, the ground shook, the sand turned into stone, and the stone city wall was built. In the blink of an eye, a majestic stone house was built.
Chen Pingdao smiled again: "I understand, you thought Roaring Sky Dog and I didn't live well, so you demolished the thatched hut and built this stone house specifically for us, right?"
Ning Tao waved his hand gently, and the stone house was leveled. The ground was bare, not a single stone brick was left.
"You..." Chen Pingdao's smile suddenly froze on his face.
Ning Tao smiled
Said: "You guys are too lazy to live in peace and contentment. I am here to give you and Roaring Sky Dog a great blessing. I created a new world on Mars. There are palaces and residences there, and there is abundant spiritual energy. You Go to Mars with Roaring Dog to guard the gate for me.”
If he hadn't pushed Chen Pingdao out of his comfort zone, he would definitely not want to go to Mars, so that's why he did what he did just now. Of course, teasing Chen Pingdao was also one of his purposes. Who could have let this guy trick him so badly back then.
Only then did Chen Pingdao come to his senses: "What are you doing on Mars to open up a new world?"
Ning Tao said: "This earth is a mortal prison. You will not know how good it is outside until you get out. You have only lived for more than two thousand years and you will be satisfied. I have seen traffickers and lackeys in the immortal world who also lived for seven or eight hundred years. Don’t you want to live another ten thousand years?”
"I... I'll think about it." Chen Pingdao looked hesitant.
Ning Tao said to Xiaotian Dog: "Xiaotian Dog, come with me and go to Mars to guard the door for me."
Roaring Sky Dog said without hesitation: "Okay master, I will go to Mars with you."
Ning Tao smiled: "Then let's leave now and leave your master to enjoy the happiness here alone."
Chen Pingdao became anxious: "You destroyed my cave, and I still want nothing more than happiness. You took Xiaotian away, and I will go with you. Didn't you say you would give me and Xiaotian a great blessing? , you should give it."
Ning Tao took out a small porcelain vase from the big sun gourd and threw it to Chen Pingdao.
Chen Pingdao took the small porcelain bottle and eagerly opened it and took a look.
There are two golden elixirs in the small porcelain bottle. They are golden and full of divinity.
"God-level... Xunzu Dan?" Chen Pingdao was stunned on the spot.
Ning Tao said: "I took the time to refine them, one for you and one for Roaring Sky Dog. Don't eat them all at once. You are too weak and can't bear it. Put them away now."
Chen Pingdao hurriedly corked the bottle, and without hesitation this time, he bowed deeply to Ning Tao: "Um... thank you, this is indeed a great blessing. If Xiaotian refines this god-level ancestor-seeking pill, , I guess I’ll be able to cultivate a human form.”
"Woof woof woof!" Roaring Sky Dog was very excited.
Ning Tao called out the golden divine cloud: "Come with me now, I will take you to see the new world of Mars."
Chen Pingdao and Roaring Sky Dog jumped onto the divine cloud.
"Wait!" Chen Pingdao suddenly remembered something, "I still have some spiritual materials that were blown away by the wind. I have to take them with me. You wait for me."
But Ning Tao pulled him and said with a smile: "Don't want those scumbag spiritual materials of yours. I brought a lot of spiritual materials from the sacred mountain and the fairy world, and both you and Roaring Sky Dog have a share."
"Woof woof woof!" The barking dog was so excited that it circled around Ning Tao.
Chen Pingdao sighed, with a look of shame on his face: "When I handed the clinic over to you, I wanted to get away, but I didn't expect that a god came out. It's really fate that manipulates people, fate manipulates people."
Fortunately, it was Ning Tao who he tricked. Instead of holding grudges, Ning Tao gave him this great blessing. If it had been anyone else, he would have picked up a knife to kill him.
Over Africa, a golden divine cloud flew to the east. While passing through the ancient Silk Road, a stealth bomber with a star flag on it suddenly appeared on the road ahead. The golden cloud couldn't avoid it and crashed into it.
Boom!
There was a ball of fire in the sky, and debris fell down like raindrops.
Ning Tao looked guilty and said to himself: "Sorry, there is no red light or green light..."