After drinking, the man had a beer belly and walked home drunk, with a bulging purse in his hand. His cheeks were flushed, and his mouth was singing something vaguely. There was a tremor in the grass by the roadside.
Suddenly, a man in black jumped out in front of him, holding a sword in one hand, and above the mask, his eyes were cold.
The man hiccupped in fright, sat on the ground with his buttocks upright, and exclaimed, "Who are you???!!!"
The man in black: "I, robbery, give money."
The man got up from the ground and ran away: "Robbery!!! Killing!!! Help!!!"
As the man walked away, the man in black turned to look here. In the grass, a young man in a gray light shirt was pulled out, and he laughed and said: "Hahahahahahahaha!!!"
"..." The man in black frowned and said, "It's not funny."
This young man is Fu Naichuan. Fu Naichuan got up from the ground, his legs softened with laughter, and with great difficulty he supported his knees and moved towards the man in black, patted his arm, and said, "Oh my God, Zou Yan, so you are just 'robbery' like this. What? Why don't you chase after you see people run away?"
Zou Yan took off his mask and said coldly, "Newbie, I'm not familiar with it."
Fu Naichuan burst into laughter again.
The two walked side by side. Fu Naichuan rubbed the tears from his laughter, pointed to the sword in Zou Yan's hand, and said, "A new sword?" Zou Yan nodded and said, "I was in a hurry last time, and I didn't have time to replace it. Usually, it's safer to bring something else." Said: "What's it called." Zou Yan: "Kurong." Fu Naichuan hugged his chest and said, "It's a good name. It looks like a good sword. You have so many swords in your family, so you can keep them handy?"
Zou Yan suddenly said, "Why did you save them last time?"
Fu Naichuan was silent for a moment, and said, "Hahaha, you don't understand this!"
The two said as they walked down the mountain. Fu Naichuan threw the burden in his hand and said, "I was just startled by the sudden corpse fumes, so I rushed to take a look and saw that the victims were a group of children, so I rescued me. The feeling of 'I will help you when the road encounters injustice' is incomprehensible to a guy like you who didn't grow up in Xuanmen."
After speaking, he said again: "Besides, although I have always had a bad reputation, I never like to fall into trouble and kill innocent people indiscriminately."
Zou Yan looked at him: "What is 'innocent' and what is deserved."
Fu Naichuan also looked at him and said, "That is naturally my own definition. Where is there absolute innocence and absolute sin in this world? Right and wrong, no one else can say, I know it myself, that's it."
Zou Yan was speechless. Fu Naichuan suddenly seemed to hear something, his expression changed, he raised his hand and said, "Listen!"
Zou Yan immediately stopped.
Fu Naichuan walked slowly into the grass with a solemn expression, and the buried soul quietly unsheathed. Suddenly, a sword was struck, and a cricket was caught from the grass. The cricket seemed to be frightened and screamed in horror.
Zou Yan: "…"
Fu Naichuan laughed loudly, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…"
Zou Yan: "...boring."
When you're done, leave. Fu Naichuan quickly followed and said, "Can you change the word?"
Zou Yan thought about it and said, "Childish."
Fu Naichuan said, "You are so boring to scold people. Except for being bored, you are childish. Can you change a new word? Come and let me teach you."
Zou Yan: "Boring."
Fu Naichuan: "Hey, don't say that, I really want to teach you. You think, you are such a boring person, you have no fun all day, you can't even scold someone, you are just like a piece of wood It's like, life is so boring—eh? Eehee! Slow down! I shut up! I shut up!!"
The two walked one by one and chased the other, and finally came to the foot of the mountain.
There is a market at the foot of the mountain, people come and go, and it is very lively. There were noodles, buns, and cakes. The two walked side by side. Fu Naichuan sniffed. So, Mr. Zou? Pancakes, buns, dumplings, what do you want to eat, I'll treat you!"
Zou Yan glanced at him: "If you invite me, I will pay."
Fu Naichuan laughed and patted his shoulder, and said, "That's not bad, it's really promising, I've figured out my routine!!!"
While the two were wandering around the street, Fu Naichuan pointed here and there, and collected a lot of things. Running around, he was very tired. Fu Naichuan weighed it, thinking that it should be enough, and dragged Zou Yan to buy a flatbread to treat his stomach.
Fu Naichuan nibbled the cake in his mouth and looked at the undercooked ones in the pot, and kept shouting, "Boss, you can put as much chili as you want, add it!!! Don't be afraid to kill me!" Chong Zou Yan spread out a hand. Zou Yan was very clear about this action, he took out the money stiffly, and slapped Fu Naichuan on Fu Naichuan's hand as if to vent his anger.
As he was walking, Fu Naichuan held the cake in his left hand and said, "Old Zou, why are you always so violent? You clearly know that I am very vulnerable." Zou Yan didn't want to look at him, looked straight ahead and said, "Qian, in the future Pay me back slowly."
With a smile, Fu Naichuan switched the cake to his other hand, put his left arm on his shoulder, put his hand in front of his eyes, and said, "Come on, this hand has not been hit before, if you want it will be treated equally. Palm!" Zou Yan didn't know what the hell he was trying to do, but he thought that he would always use other ways to play himself, so he really took it.
Unexpectedly, Fu Naichuan clamped his hand tightly for a moment, not letting go. Zou Yan wanted to pull it back, but Fu Naichuan refused to let go. Fu Naichuan raised his hand high in the crowd while laughing wildly. Zou Yan immediately whispered: "...you're enough..."
Fu Naichuan said: "Hahahahahaha what's wrong, you are so thin, I'm sorry to show it to others hahahahaha..." Zou Yan pulled out his hand in silence, and said helplessly: "You are all boring." Fu Naichuan Said: "It's not boring, of course it's not boring, it's endless fun!"
Fu Naichuan was beaming, when suddenly a little girl came running from the opposite side, who looked a little over ten years old. Her basket was full of loquats, and she asked people along the way. At this time, she said to Fu Naichuan, "Brother, please buy some loquats."
Only then did Fu Naichuan restrain his madness, and said to the little girl, "Okay, how much? I want all of this basket." The little girl happily said, "Sanwen money!! Brother, you are such a good person!"
Fu Naichuan touched her head and said, "Really? But brother, I'm not a good person."
The little girl happily held the money and ran away.
Fu Naichuan stood there, staring at the little girl for a while, until he could no longer see him, then suddenly turned his head to Zou Yan and said, "If my sister were still alive, she would be almost as old as her now."
Zou Yan glanced at him and said nothing. Fu Naichuan seemed to recall something, his eyes turned cloudy, his pupils were as dark as abyss, and he said bitterly: "They want me to die, but I want to live well, be a thorn in their eyes, be their stumbling block, let them always Remember me thinking about me, trying to get rid of me but couldn't kill me. If there is a god in this world, it should beg my forgiveness."
Fu Naichuan was stunned to walk, leaning against Zou Yan as if he had lost his bones, eating loquats, and then picked up another one from the basket and brought it to Zou Yan's mouth, saying, "Eat? I slapped my chest strongly. Recommend, very sweet."
Zou Yan didn't even look at it: "No."
Fu Naichuan sighed, ate it himself, and said, "Old Zou, you just don't enjoy it. I know you care about money, but don't think about it, you spend all your money and everything. If you buy it, if you don’t eat it, will it turn back into money and run into your pocket? Besides, people live to make money. If you earn money, of course you have to spend it. If you don’t spend it, then you earn it. What does it do? Besides, if one day you suddenly burp and the money hasn't been spent, isn't it painful!"
As he talked, he seemed to get excited. He changed his posture and leaned on him, and continued to say: "Or, you are trying to anger me, but you deliberately don't eat what I gave you. What do I ask you, you They all say 'no', and you refuse everything I give you. Alas, Lao Zou, why are you doing this? Why are you so troubled
"… "
"Okay, I know that you hate me, hate me, and despise me, but no matter how much I don't get into your eyes, you can't just anger me, and wrong yourself, don't eat delicious food, don't play fun Right? I really want to be good for you, and I hope the distance between us is closer, but you will not be able to do my best. Look, I said so much, but you - you ignore it Me! You answered me with one sentence, Lao Zou, don't pretend you didn't hear—"
Zou Yan saw that he started talking nonsense again and ignored him. Fu Naichuan was tired of talking alone, and he had finished eating the loquats. He couldn't help but touch Zou Yan, trying to tease him, and said, "Hey, don't ignore me. I know you've been listening, and you can hear it. Seriously, can you move your lips and reply to me? A word is fine??"
Zou Yan really replied to him with a human character: "Go away."
"… "
Fu Naichuan stared at him, and suddenly covered his chest exaggeratedly, and said with a heartache: "You say that, it makes my heart hurt." Zou Yan made him even more heartbroken: "It's better to die in pain, so as not to disturb me every day."
Fu Naichuan pointed to his face and said, "...you!!!"
While the two were talking, they gradually left the market.
When Fu Naichuan shut up, Zou Yan found a broken cart from nowhere. While shouting that his back was sore, Fu Naichuan piled up the large and small things he bought.
Fu Naichuan turned around and wanted to take it again, but his eyes suddenly changed.
His two eyes shot coldly at a tree not far away, and he whispered: "Who!"
A figure trembled immediately, turned around and ran, but one was unstable, and was about to roll down the slope!
Between the lightning and flint, Ku Rong unsheathed, swept straight to the figure, pierced the hem of his clothes with a sword, and nailed him to the ground!
The man fell down with a slap, grabbing the ground to prevent himself from rolling down, and trying desperately to pull off the hem of his clothes and climb up. The two had already arrived, and Zou Yan pulled his sword back and pressed it against the man's throat, saying, "Sign up for your name."
The man raised his head, looked at Zou Yan with flickering eyes, and said tremblingly, "I, who am I!!! I'm just passing by..."
Fu Naichuan snorted coldly, kicked the man over, and said, "Fuck! You think we don't know that you've been following us since the market?!"
The man was dismantled, his face was pale for a moment, his head was shaking, he clenched his collar and knelt back and said, "I... I... I... "
Fu Naichuan didn't have the patience to listen to what he said. He drew his sword and said, "Whoever he is. He is sneaky, he will be pregnant, and he will kill him directly to avoid future troubles!"
The buried soul was unsheathed and made a loud clanging sound, and the cold sword body reflected the pale face of the man. The man seemed to see his own death on the sword in an instant, trembling, and kowtow frantically: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!! I just saw that you two adults seem to be very rich, so I just followed all the way, wanting to find Opportunity to steal, steal a little money…”
Fu Naichuan sneered, "It's all nonsense."
Fu Naichuan was about to deal with him on the spot, but the buried soul was suddenly blocked, it was Ku Rong. Fu Naichuan said, "???Zou Yan???"
Zou Yan took back Ku Rong, his expression unchanged, and said: "Forget it, since we just want to steal, we have no loss, and his life is unnecessary."
However, Fu Naichuan pointed his sword at the man and said, "I said you have no brains, how can you believe such a person's nonsense?" Who knows if what he said is the truth!"
Zou Yan looked at him. Seeing that he didn't waver, Fu Naichuan gritted his teeth angrily, retracted his sword, turned around and walked: "I don't care!"
The man looked up and watched Fu Naichuan go away, and fell on all fours, still trembling. Zou Yan coldly threw him four words and said, "Get out of here."
The man hurriedly kowtowed a few times and said, "Go away! Go away! Thank you for your kindness of not killing!!!"
Zou Yan watched the man flee away, and then walked back. Fu Naichuan was already out of anger, and he slumped on the scooter without hesitation, squeezed between the packages. Zou Yan reprimanded: "Go down."
Fu Naichuan opened one eye to look at him, then closed it immediately, and said lazily, "I'm tired from walking, so I have to take a scooter."
Zou Yan still said: "Go down."
Seeing that he was showing no mercy, Fu Naichuan didn't panic, turned over, raised his head with one hand, looked at him, and said with a smile, "You push me."
Zou Yan: "Go down."
Fu Naichuan is not. Not only could he not go down, but he looked up and looked around, folded a dog's tail grass from the side, put it in his mouth, and put his arm on his head and lay on the scooter, with his legs raised.
Zou Yan saw that he was again in a rogue posture of "if you can't go down, you will die here", and he couldn't, so he had to push up and set off on the road.
Fu Naichuan smiled triumphantly, dangling the dog's tail grass over his head triumphantly. Shaking and shaking, as if he was dizzy, his arms were paralyzed, and he fell asleep with his head tilted.
When Zou Yan stopped to rest, he found that Fu Naichuan had fallen asleep.
On weekdays, he talks a lot and is very active. When he falls asleep, he doesn't have any feelings. Zou Yan watched for a while, and seemed to be debating whether to wake him up, but he gave up and turned to leave. After walking a few steps, he struggled again, and came back to take off his robe and cover him.
This way, when there are few pedestrians, the birds and the breeze are wonderful.
But what the two didn't know was that after the previous man escaped, he came back.
He opened a long distance and followed all the way. Standing on a high slope, shaded by the shadows of the trees, he revealed an imperceptible smile.
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They are going to Zou Yan's house~
The first volume is finished.
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