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Chapter 35: Noisy laughter grass on stage

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Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, a splash of water suddenly exploded from the water tank. A slender man in purple with disheveled hair flashed over with open arms, hugged Tang Zhuo and cheered: "Boss!!! You finally remember me!!!"

Tang Zhuo lifted his feet off the ground and was almost out of breath. He grabbed Xiao Hei's arm and said, "Yes, I think of you, let me go first."

Both Shi Jin and Shi Yichen looked at Xiao Hei in shock, they never imagined what role this guy was and why he suddenly appeared. Shi Jin poked Xiao Hei with his index finger, his face full of confusion, and asked Tang Zhuo, "Who is this??? When did you accept a younger brother???"

Tang Zhuo coughed and said, "Well, it's a long story... Anyway, it's a friend of mine."

Xuan Ziyuan said, "Are you going to ask him to help find the wedding master?"

Tang Zhuo blinked and said, "It's still Ziyuan who understands me, that's all."

Shi Jin suddenly leaned on Shi Yichen and made a "vomit" expression. Tang Zhuo was ashamed and anxious, and said, "Why are you eavesdropping on us?!!"

Shi Jin said, "It's clear that you speak very loudly." Then he dragged Tang Zhuo aside and whispered, "Big spoon, I haven't seen you for many years, and I found that you have changed."

Tang Zhuo was stunned for a moment, and said in a low voice: "Really... I... "

Shi Jin suddenly patted his shoulder and said, "I found that you are becoming more and more like a little daughter-in-law."

Tang Zhuo: "...Go away!!!"

Shi Jin laughed and fled aside. Tang Zhuo said with a straight face, "Xuan Ziyuan, let's go!"

Shi Jin howled from behind: "Big spoon!!! How dare you abandon me! Damn man!!!"

He was dragged away by Shi Yichen with a dark face.

Xiao Hei also followed silently and asked, "Boss, what should I do."

Tang Zhuo said: "You are from Soul Eater Valley, and you should also be an evil creature. Can you find traces of other monsters?"

Xiao Hei scratched his head and said, "Okay." After a while, he said, "But boss, aren't you also an evil thing, can't you find them yourself?"

Tang Zhuo said: "I grew up in the Xuanmen since I was a child. I have a fierce and aura in my body, and I also have aura, so it is not a complete evil."

Xiao Hei said "oh".

Tang Zhuo said to him, "Look around to see if there is a short man in red."

Xiao Hei meditated for a while, and suddenly opened his eyes. Tang Zhuo immediately leaned up and said, "Is there any?"

Xiao Hei smiled and said, "That person is you, boss!"

Tang Zhuo: "..."

Xuan Ziyuan suddenly turned his head away. Tang Zhuo caught his action instantly and said, "Are you secretly laughing at me???!!!"

Xuan Ziyuan turned around and said to Xiao Hei sternly, "I'm wearing a red shirt and a lucky hat, and I'm only as tall as an adult's waist."

Blackie meditated again. And this time, there was no movement for a long time.

Tang Zhuo suspected that he was asleep and said, "...Xiao Hei??"

Xiao Hei suddenly opened his eyes and said, "The head of the report—and this son! He went to a restaurant in the west!"

Wanhualou is the most luxurious restaurant in Jiangbei. There is a rumor about this Wanhualou. It is said that the proprietress of Wanhualou has changed dozens of men from the first marriage at the age of seventeen to the age of forty-one. It can be said that she is extremely romantic. And this proprietress is extremely mysterious, and no one has ever seen what she looks like, but it is really admirable that a woman can do business like a duck to water.

Today is the 20th anniversary of the opening of Wanhua Building. At night, the lights are bright and the guests are endless. A stage was set up in front of Wanhua Building, and a group of famous opera troupes were invited to perform on the stage.

There are countless benches in front of the stage. When the three came to the stage, they were about to go to Shi Jin and Shi Yichen. Shi Jin pulled Tang Zhuo and Xiao Hei to sit on a stool. At this moment, the sound of firecrackers shook the sky, Shi Jin covered his ears and shouted at the top of his voice: "Hi-shi-shi-master-really-will-come-?!"

Tang Zhuo also covered his ears and shouted to him, "I have eaten, and have eaten, and you have asked me about this!"

Shi Jin continued to shout: "I-ask-you-now-is-see-see-happy-event-teacher-master-did-!"

Tang Zhuo shouted: "Ah-? I-to-day-wear--pants-pants-ah!"

Shi Jin got closer and shouted to Tang Zhuo, "You-this-a-stupid-crack!!!"

Tang Zhuomang looked at him blankly, and shouted back: "Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you - thank you!!!"

Shi Jin burst into laughter and couldn't help rolling on the ground. Passers-by covered their mouths and watched them laugh. The two of them shouted happily to each other, and Xuan Ziyuan sat next to Yi Chen at the same time, but the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing.

Shi Yichen coughed, thinking that he hadn't greeted him since he met him in Wei Qu, so he said, "Master Ziyuan."

Xuan Ziyuan said expressionlessly, "Oh. Brother Yichen."

Shi Yichen said, "Okay."

Two people: "… "

Shi Yichen said again, "Young Master Ziyuan, how are you doing recently?"

Xuan Ziyuan said, "Okay."

He added, "Brother Yichen, you can still get used to it in Jiangbei."

Shi Yichen said, "Yes."

The two said again: "..."

The atmosphere was really awkward, in stark contrast to the other side. Xuan Ziyuan couldn't sit still for a while, not used to no one shouting in his ear, he couldn't help turning his head to look at Tang Zhuo. Fortunately, the torment didn't last long, and Xiao Hei jumped around and shouted, "It's starting!"

A burst of gorgeous fireworks roared into the sky, and the troupe began to work.

It's a comedy, everyone's makeup is ridiculous, and the plot is hilarious. One person had a big scorpion on his face, and a thin long hair grew on the scorpion. He was humming a tune while pushing a cart full of pineapples and swaying forward, when he suddenly jumped from the side of the road. When a puppy came out, it barked wildly at the man. The man was so shocked that the hair on his scorpion stood up, he threw the scooter and ran, but the pineapples on the scooter rolled all over the ground. His butt fell on the pineapple, and he was stabbed to cover his butt and flew up, while being chased by the puppy and running around the field, he was stabbed and jumped around by the pineapple. Although the bridge section is cliché, it caused the crowd to applaud hilariously.

I don't know when, Tang Zhuo sneaked to Xuan Ziyuan's side. Shi Yichen was distracted and only focused on searching for the happy event master. On the other side, Shi Jin and Xiao Hei huddled together and looked at this side and covered their mouths and snickered. Shi Jin didn't know where to find the pen and paper, and Xiao Hei said happily: " Draw it! Draw it!!"

Suddenly, the curtain on the stage fell, and when it was pulled back, a group of dancers with slender waists and veils appeared, twisting their charming dance postures, and suddenly one by one danced from the stage and walked down.

This immediately caused cheers from the crowd. The dancing girls in the front turned out a basket full of candies, and threw them at the crowd like a goddess scattered flowers. After eating the candy, the person who received the candy looked at the red paper used for packaging, and there was a line written on it: " Wanhualou wishes you all the sweetness!"

A dancer danced to Shi Yichen's side, and said in a coquettish voice, "This handsome son, would the little girl sing a tune for you?"

Several new characters appeared on the stage, and several people were huddled together and quarreling, chest to chest, nose to nose, and their expressions and movements were exaggerated and comical during the quarrel, which made everyone laugh. And outside the crowd of people, there is another young character wearing a cloth and a cloth hat. His face is painted white and red, and he circles the crowd, looking very eager to join in. , obviously no one paid him any attention, but he was desperately shouting angrily, as if someone was arguing with him. The young man in commoner tried desperately to squeeze in, but as soon as he stretched out his chest and jumped up and squeezed in, he was squeezed out, and as soon as he jumped up and squeezed, he was squeezed out again and again.

Shi Yichen was searching for the happy event master, when he was suddenly disturbed, a little sullen, and he refused angrily: "I don't want to listen to you, I can sing it myself."

The dancer was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "Who is the son looking at? He is so fascinated. Why don't you turn around and take a look at the person in front of you?"

Shi Yichen was still looking for the happy event master, without turning his head, he said perfunctorily, "Your clothes are beautiful."

"… "

The dancer was stunned for a second, then suddenly covered her face and ran away crying.

Shi Jin rushed over and beat Shi Yichen madly: "The eleventh floor!!! You are a tyrannical thing, you don't understand pity, you are stone-hearted, you are ruthless, and you are still a man!!!"

On the stage, the group of quarrelling people still did not stop. The young man in commoner clothes was still trying his best to squeeze in and be squeezed out again. No one knew when he stopped. But at this time, the young man in plain clothes squeezed again and was squeezed out again. This time he fell to the ground and was about to stand up and squeeze up again, but the group of quarrelling people seemed to suddenly smile and shake hands. , and then spread out. The young man in commoner stood up all of a sudden, and habitually jumped with his chest out, but suddenly found that no one pushed him away, everyone left, and he was stunned, and his mouth was so wide that he wished he could swallow duck eggs. The crowd laughed. The commoner youth sat down on the ground again, kicked his legs, propped himself on the ground, and let out a funny cry.

From the darkness at the edge of the crowd, a small figure in a red coat and a lucky hat jumped up to the stage.

Shi Yichen stood up while being beaten wildly by Shi Jin, frowned and said, "There!"

Feather arrows roared out.

Everyone jumped in surprise. The five hurried out, and Tang Zhuoyue sword whistled through the crowd. Unexpectedly, the happy event master jumped up quickly, with two blushing smears on his face, squinting his eyes, hugging his head and jumping around in the crowd.

The five were chasing after them, Shi Jin and Xiao Hei ran on the ground for a while and stepped on the bench. Feather arrows flew wildly, and the sword light swept up. Crowds of people moved under the sword of exorcising evil, and there were thunderous cries and applause. The happy event master was very excited, and while holding his head, he made a festive laugh of "hehehehehe". Shi Jin was dumbfounded and said madly: "What should I applaud and we are not acting??!!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly thought of something, patted his head, and greeted the people around him with a hilarious smile: "Hello everyone, if you think it's wonderful, please throw more money, Xiaosheng is wandering alone without parents and mothers, and makes some money. It's not easy, just do it, do it, do it."

After he finished speaking, coins kept pouring down like rain. Shi Jin's eyes lit up, and he rushed up to pick up money frantically and stuffed it into his arms, saying, "Thank you, thank you!!!"

Shi Yichen grabbed him and said, "You are a monster every day and every night, every day, every year! Get out now!!!"

Shi Jin was picked up by him and chased after the happy event master. Shijin coins were scattered all over the ground, writhing frantically and howling: "My little money!!!"

Tang Zhuo rode the evil spirits all the way to the wind to keep an eye on the happy event master, not to let the crowd slip away. At this time, he had a plan, and said loudly in the air: "Hello everyone, this is our newly rehearsed play, please help us catch that dwarf!"

This sentence really worked, and those who were watching the "play" with enthusiasm suddenly jumped up, crushing the happy event master to the ground. Tang Zhuo immediately flew away with his sword, jumped down with his sword, and reached out to hold the happy event master, saying, "Thank you everyone..."

But the happy event master suddenly laughed, opened his mouth and sprayed ink on Tang Zhuo's face.

Tang Zhuo: "..."

The crowd clapped and laughed, saying, "Wonderful! Really wonderful!"

Tang Zhuo made two embarrassed "haha" and hurriedly wiped his face, but when he looked again, the happy event master disappeared on the ground. There was another tidal wave of applause from the vicinity of the stage, Tang Zhuo looked up, and the happy event master jumped onto the stage and began to play the gong happily. He is round and short, dressed in festive red, wearing a lucky hat, smiling eyes that are slit into a slit, and two blushing cheeks, looking really funny and lovable.

The other four also chased after them, and Tang Zhuo said to them, "You can only come to power!"

After speaking, the five of them went up with their swords. Xiao Hei hugged Xuan Ziyuan's waist tightly and exclaimed, "It's so exciting! Huhuhuhuhuhu!!! I want to play again!!!"

Xuan Ziyuan's body was extremely stiff, and he said with a dark face, "There will be no next time."

Tang Zhuo turned his head hesitantly. The five jumped off their swords and grabbed the wedding master. Who knew that suddenly a bunch of men and women with heavy makeup came up from the backstage, dancing and singing songs, holding big red flowers like those worn by marriage and putting them on them. .

Tang Zhuo: "??? Thank you thank you!!!"

Xuan Ziyuan: "…"

Shi Yichen: "What are you doing???!!!"

Shi Jin: "Mother and son are getting married today!!!"

Xiao Hei: "Who am I going to marry???!!!"

Everyone on the stage pulled the five people to dance while singing "la la la". The people in the troupe were immersed in it, but Tang Zhuo and the other five felt extremely embarrassed. The happy event master laughed "hehehehe", happily cocked the gong, and ran around on the stage. Xuan Ziyuan's body was extremely stiff, and he retracted his hands into his sleeves expressionlessly, only letting others grab his sleeves. Shi Yichen's face turned black, and desperately said "I don't want to dance, let me go", Shi Jin and Xiao Hei danced and chased the happy event master running around the stage, kicking the happy event master wildly. Tang Zhuo jumped for a while, then walked around and squeezed out the person in front of Xuan Ziyuan, grabbed his sleeve and said, "We'll catch it together when the happy event master comes over."

Xuan Ziyuan's expression finally softened a little, and after a while of silence, he stretched out his hand from his sleeve. Tang Zhuo looked at Xuan Ziyuan with a smile, and Xuan Ziyuan asked, "What are you laughing at?" Tang Zhuo said, "I remembered when we were young, and felt that this 'hand out from the sleeve' scene was very similar to our childhood. "

The happy event master is still running around. The five exchanged glances, and suddenly rushed towards the wedding master.

The happy event master was chased to and fro on the stage, the gong banged like a deadly "bang bang bang", a pair of short legs flew off the ground, banging on the gong and jumping into the backstage.

The five quickly caught up. The happy event master was beating gongs and jumping all the way, and he was agitated by him in the backstage. Yinluan swept past and knocked down the gong. Xiao Hei ran the fastest, and was about to catch him. Who knows, the wedding master suddenly turned around and opened his eyes. Only then did Tang Zhuo see that the pupils of the happy event master were extremely small, like snake eyes.

The happy event master suddenly stopped and made a series of sharp screams.

The five covered their ears.

This cry was sharp and piercing like never before, like a silver needle of endless length, piercing straight into the ear.

Xiao Hei rolled around on the ground covering her ears. While screaming, the happy event master moved his chubby body and ran outside.

Tang Zhuo gritted his teeth, stared at the back of the happy event master, and said, "... It's trying to delay time!... Don't let it run away!!!"

The scream suddenly disappeared. The five chased out, only to see a xun in the hands of the happy event master, blowing.

This sound is extremely unpleasant, and when I hear it, it is a person who is blowing xun for the first time. Shi Jin said blankly: "What is it doing?? Want us to know that it blows well?"

The happy event master actually learned to blow the xun from the man who controlled the insect. Tang Zhuo's face was deep and he said, "Listen."

rustling. Something came over.

Xiao Hei patted his head and said loudly, "I feel it! There are a lot of bugs!"

A group of slap-sized red-brown worms came running wildly.

Xuan Ziyuan squeezed out an ice formula, and the insects and monsters froze. The happy event master made another rant, and the worms that were originally frozen started to move slowly, and they were about to come out!

Suddenly, a silver machete flew in, sweeping in a circle, breaking all the ice, and worms gushing out!

The happy event master laughed twice with joy, and continued to blow Xun, wanting the insects to go to Tang Zhuo's side, but the insects flocked to the wedding master. It seems that the master of the happy event is not good at learning skills, like the cat and the tiger, but stealing the chicken can't lose the rice, the worm can't understand its xun sound at all, just keeps chasing the master of the happy event, the master of the happy event runs wildly and blows the xun, the worm is at him. Hot pursuit. The happy event master suddenly stopped, blowing Xun while frantically throwing his hands at Tang Zhuo's side. The worm stopped slowly, it seemed that it took a long time to understand what it meant, and then began to crawl towards Tang Zhuo.

Yinluan drew a row of icicles, the sword energy was cold, and Shi Jin couldn't help sneezing. At this time, in the depths of the dark night, there was another Xun sound.

The worm stopped instantly, and in the next second, it frantically rushed towards the happy event master.

It seems that the owner of the worm can't tolerate this second troublesome Xun sound, and wants to kill the happy event master. The happy event master was so frightened that he jumped three feet high, and began to blow the xun frantically again, causing everyone to cover their ears. The worm crawled halfway, and began to slowly back away, and the sound of the xun on the other side was more and more rapid, as if whipping the worms with a whip. The insects were all stunned and motionless. Obviously, they had never encountered such a situation before, and they didn't know which side was the real owner for a while. At this time, the five exchanged glances. The sword and the feather arrow flew out together, shooting the happy event master into a hole.

Shi Jin wiped his sweat and said, "That's all right. Now that it's resolved, we can go back now—"

The Xun sound on one side stopped, and the Xun sound on the other side suddenly became more urgent.

Shi Jin didn't finish his words, but all the worms suddenly turned around and charged with big claws!

The five turned around and ran. The worms are chasing after them, and they are extremely ferocious. Shi Jin ran out of breath, and said, "Do those ghosts and bugs have a grudge against anyone? They were going to kill that monster just now, and now they are chasing us???"

Xiao Hei cheered: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha is so exciting !!! See who runs the fastest !!!"

Xuan Ziyuan suddenly turned around, dragged Tang Zhuo out, and flew up to the tree. Shi Jin's two eyes were about to pop out, and he said, "Escape and bring them in pairs??? Brother Xuan Ziyuan, can you not be so biased?"

The worm chased the three people on the ground in a hurricane, but suddenly stopped. He turned his head and chased after Tang Zhuo and Xuan Ziyuan.

Shi Jin applauded and laughed: "This is the retribution for showing love, big spoon!!!"

Tang Zhuo was stunned and said, "Strange, why are they holding on to us? Could it be that they have some grudge with us??"

Xuan Ziyuan said, "Not necessarily. Maybe it's because you are attracted by the evil energy in you."

The tree began to tremble, and the worms climbed up the tree one by one.

No need for Xuan Ziyuan to do anything, Tang Zhuo squeezed a fire trick and burned the tree, and the two fell far away.

The flowers, plants and trees that have been contaminated by evil things can't escape the death of being infected by evil spirits and quickly withering. The worms were burned and exploded in pieces, crackling, and the fire gradually spread to a larger area of grass. Xuan Ziyuan squeezed a water trick and extinguished the fire with one hand, and the insects were also burned to death, their thin legs twisted together, and their body was dry and tarnished, completely like a mass of black coal.

One set fire and one put out fire. Tang Zhuo looked at him, smiled, turned to Xuan Ziyuan and said, "I think we are a good match."

Xuan Ziyuan's eyes moved slightly, but he didn't speak.

Shi Jin and the other three ran over and were about to speak when a silver light flashed.

The silver light was directed at Tang Zhuo and Xuan Ziyuan. Xuan Ziyuan reacted quickly, avoiding it at once, and pulling Tang Zhuo by the way. Looking closely, it was a silver machete that shone with silver light, and it swept out a flame in the air. The machete flew back, but the one who caught it was a beautiful young woman in an alien costume. She was so furious that she climbed up with tattoos covering her whole body, her eyes were cold and sharp, she landed on the grass lightly, and said angrily, "How dare you burn up my uda!!!"

The "Uda" in her mouth should be the worm. And she should be the one who controls the worm.

With one step, the woman shot it like an arrow!

The machete attack was sturdy, and it only came towards Tang Zhuo, and the attack caught Tang Zhuo by surprise, and there was a bloodstain on his face. Xuan Ziyuan stopped Tang Zhuo behind him, Yin Luan suddenly held his hand, and a loud sound of the intersection of hard objects echoed in the open grass.

Once the machete goes up, he is still sturdy, but Yinluan is not weak. Yin Luan swept out and flew back to his hand in an instant. The sword hilt turned a few times in his hand and held it violently. The alien woman stepped up again, and Yin Luan passed in front of her. The machete was about to fall, but suddenly, Yin Luan turned to one side and slashed down.

The woman screamed, put away the machete, followed by a few backflips and settled in the distance, bent down and covered her abdomen in pain, bloodshot eyes flashed in her eyes, and she gritted her teeth and said, "... You actually lied to me with the opposite blade! "

Yin Luan was sheathed, and Xuan Ziyuan walked back. Shi Jin said: "Brother Ziyuan, how come you are like the eleventh floor, you don't know how to pity Xiangxiyu at all, if I want to pity Xiangxiyu, there is no incense and jade to let me cherish! Can you fight with girls lightly!! "

Xuan Ziyuan said, "It's just that the wound was drawn to let her know that it's not serious."

Shi Jin sighed, shook his head, and casually touched his hair and walked towards the alien woman. The alien woman still maintained that posture, as if she was unwilling, angry, hated, and aggrieved. Shi Jin leaned over and asked kindly, "This beautiful young lady, why are you being so brutal to us when we meet for the first time? It's really not gentle!"

The alien woman froze all over, and suddenly lowered her head slowly, as if she was sobbing, and said, "I... I have difficulties."

Shi Jin couldn't see the girl cry the most, and asked quickly, "What's your trouble?"

The alien woman seemed to wipe her tears and choked: "Come in, I'll tell you quietly so that they won't hear it."

Shi Jin was overjoyed, and hurriedly leaned over and said, "What are you talking about, tell me quickly."

The alien woman said: "Actually I..."

Suddenly, she suddenly raised her head and bit Shi Jin's arm.

Shi Jin called out "Ouch". When Shi Yichen saw this, he shot an arrow. The alien woman suddenly let go of Shi Jin, dodged away from the feather arrow, and walked away in the night with a machete three or two times, saying: "Come to Wanhualou and catch me!"

Shi Yichen supported Shi Jin and said, "You again—"

Shi Jin hurriedly said: "Stop it! Okay, I know, 'What kind of demon am I doing?'! I'll scold myself this time, okay?"

Tang Zhuo said: "Chase!"

The alien woman was extremely light and light, and suddenly jumped up to the Wanhua Building and disappeared without a trace.

The five were chasing after them, and suddenly, a sharp sword came flying. Tang Zhuo didn't know if he had read it wrong. The sharp sword swept through a wave of silver frost in the air, and a mass of black air swept out to ward off evil spirits and bounced the sharp sword away. A man in black brocade took back his long sword and said coldly, "Who is going to break into the Wanhua Building?"