Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty

Chapter 112: The gods are drunk, the gods are drunk

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Inside the Zuixian Tower.

"Hmm~, Xiaoxuan, this braised lion's head is so delicious. I didn't expect pork to be so delicious."

"Hmm~, this Dongpo pork is also delicious, but why is it called Dongpo pork? It's obviously pork."

Cheng Chumo puffed out his cheeks and kept yelling while eating. Unlike Shopkeeper Liu, who kept eating in a muffled voice. Li Zexuan doubted whether all the food on the table could be poured into Shopkeeper Liu's mouth. Fat belly.

"Ahem~, this wine..."

Shopkeeper Liu was a little thirsty after eating, so he picked up the wine glass and poured it into his mouth. As a result, he almost choked to death. He waited for a long time before sighing:

"Master, this wine is really too strong. I, Old Liu, have been drinking wine for most of my life, and I have never drunk such a strong wine. It is so enjoyable."

"Shopkeeper Liu is right. It is not an exaggeration to call this wine a fairy wine. I have tasted hundreds of wines in the world, but I have never tasted such a strong wine with such a novel taste. It is better than Jiannan Shaochun." It tastes even better.”

A diner in his forties or fifties next to him agreed with a drunken expression.

"Brother Zhihua is right. I thought that Jiannan Shaochun was the most delicious wine in our Tang Dynasty, but I didn't expect that I was just a frog in the well. Once this wine comes out, I am afraid that all the wines in my Tang Dynasty will be destroyed." It’s almost eclipsed, I just don’t know what the name of this wine is.”

Another diner also spoke up.

Li Zexuan stood up and said with a smile: "This wine is called Shenxianzui. It is a very strong wine. There is also a milder wine called Wenwenxiang. In two days, these two wines will be launched together with these new dishes. , please come and support me when the time comes.”

Several diners quickly raised their hands and said, "Definitely."

"If you don't drink this magical wine when the time comes, wouldn't you regret it for the rest of your life?"

"yes."

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After drinking and eating, everyone left Zuixian Tower with satisfaction. Those few diners became the first batch of promoters of Zuixian Tower's new wine and new dishes.

Of course, Li Zexuan won't just count on these people to help him promote it, he has other options.

Cheng Chumo had eaten and drank enough at lunch. This guy was smart now. He didn't plan to go home after eating and drinking. He wanted to go out for a walk to get rid of the smell of wine, so as not to get kicked again when he returned. .

Li Zexuan was too lazy to pay attention to him, so he just let him go.

It just so happened that I needed to take this guy with me in the afternoon and have people move all the materials and equipment needed to prepare Shenxian Zui and Wenrouxiang to the Cheng family's wine shop. This guy who was freeloading had to put in some effort, right

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The next day, a group of children riding first-generation scooters suddenly appeared in the streets and alleys of Chang'an City. The children sang while running:

"The gods are drunk, the gods are drunk, if you don't get drunk for two liters, you don't have to pay; in the gentle village, you can enjoy the gentleness. If you drink, go to the Zuixian Tower!"

At this time, Li Zexuan racked his brains and came up with a relatively rhyming advertising slogan. He ordered Sanbao to recruit some children and let them ride scooters to Chang'an City while singing these two advertising slogans.

As for the reward, it is the scooter under their feet. As long as they shout for one day, the scooter belongs to them.

Such a generous remuneration made other children so envious that they rushed to sign up.

Li Zexuan refused anyone who came, and asked for as much as he wanted. Of course he could afford this advertising fee, and it would be very worthwhile. In the end, the advertising team reached more than fifty people, which directly caused the people of Chang'an City to be affected by these two advertisements. Words bombarded me all day long.

"Isn't Zuixianlou's tone too loud? If you don't get drunk for two liters, you don't have to pay? I'm a certain person who can't get drunk after a hundred cups. I'll go to Zuixianlou to drink for free tomorrow, haha!"

"I'll go too. This free wine is for nothing. Let's see how Zuixianlou ends up this time."

"I just don't know how this wine tastes. Don't let it taste too bad."

"Haha, you guys can just have fun. This wine is delicious, but it is very strong. Not to mention two liters, even one liter will make you unable to get up."

At this time, an old man in his forties or fifties interrupted, this was the old man who was in Zuixian Tower yesterday.

"What's wrong, Old Man Feng, have you ever drank this divine drunkenness?"

The man named Xiao asked.

The old man surnamed Feng twisted his beard and said with a smile: "I was lucky enough to have a drink at Zuixian Tower yesterday. Tsk tsk, this wine is much better than Jiannan Shaochun, but the alcohol is extremely strong. You young people, don't wait until then." I crawled to the ground after drinking two drinks, haha.”

"Old man Feng, don't underestimate me. I will give you two liters of drink tomorrow!"

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Wei Zheng had just left the morning court. On his way back, he was sitting in a sedan chair when he heard the voices of children outside:

"The gods are drunk, the gods are drunk, if you don't get drunk for two liters, you don't have to pay; in the gentle village, you can enjoy the gentleness. If you drink, go to the Zuixian Tower!"

Wei Zheng loved making wine all his life, and he loved drinking even more. He also had an excellent alcohol capacity. Jiannan Shaochun could drink three liters without getting drunk. When he heard these two sentences, he smiled slightly and said:

"Is this Zuixianlou so loud? The last time he impeached Li Zexuan, he was rendered speechless by that little slick guy. Since you dare to speak nonsense this time, I will go to Zuixianlou for a free drink tomorrow. Here, haha."

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The same situation happens in almost every corner of Chang'an City. Those who think they have a good drinking capacity will naturally feel unconvinced when they hear these two advertising slogans, and have vague plans to give it a try. If they are not drunk, , then didn’t he earn two liters of wine in vain

Li Zexuan took advantage of the luck that most people have and seduced them into trying the Immortal Drunk in Zuixian Tower. There is a gambler living in everyone's heart. As long as there are external conditions to lure him out, he will be like a scourge, out of control.

"Xuan'er, did you find someone to release the two limericks in Chang'an City today?"

After dinner, Li Jingmo called his son into the study and asked with a smile.

"Hey, you can't hide anything from dad, it's just what the kid wants."

Li Zexuan laughed happily.

Li Jingmo asked doubtfully: "Then you are not afraid that there will be people who can't get drunk after drinking two liters?"

"Dad, I don't rule out that there are such a large number of people, but after all, there are very few such people. If he is really drunk, it doesn't matter if he gives him two liters of wine. Anyway, by then our reputation as a drunk god has already been established. "

Hehe, that immortal drunkenness is almost equivalent to 40% liquor. If there is someone who can drink more than two kilograms and still not get drunk, then Li Zexuan will admit it.

Li Jingmo shook his head helplessly: "My father found out, how come you are better at doing business than me? You kid, it's not right for me to be a good prince, you have to do these things blindly."

Li Zexuan smiled and said: "Dad, this is almost the last time that I will help Zuixianlou. After the status of the new wine is established, Zuixianlou's position will definitely be stable. At that time, I will only have to count money at home."

Li Jingmo was speechless.

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