Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty

Chapter 113: A land full of native chickens and dogs

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This day.

Before the door of Zuixian Tower opened, there was already a circle of people outside.

"Hey, Jiang Wuyun, are you here to drink free wine?"

"Haha, yes, brother Xiao, wouldn't it be nice to drink wine from Zuixianlou for free and order two portions of their chicken nibbling!"

“It makes sense, it makes sense, I’m still thoughtful, hahaha!”

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The crowd was lively for a while, and then the boy from Zuixian Tower came out and opened the door.

Shopkeeper Liu also came out. He looked at the crowd in front of him, smiled like Maitreya Buddha, cupped his hands and said:

"Dear guests, today we are launching new wines and new dishes. Anyone who can drink two liters of Immortal Drunk without getting drunk will have free drinks. However, in order to prevent someone from getting drunk and forgetting to pay, all guests in our restaurant will pay first before eating. If someone really drinks two liters without getting drunk, we will refund you the full amount of the drink money."

"good!"

Everyone cheered loudly.

The big man surnamed Xiao couldn't help shouting: "Shopkeeper Liu, open the door quickly, I, Lao Xiao, am waiting to drink the wine of your Zuixianlou for free, hahaha!"

"Yeah, we want free drinks!"

... ... ... ...

These people all regarded Zuixianlou's activities as free drinks for them. Shopkeeper Liu secretly laughed in his heart, some of you will cry later.

Shopkeeper Liu opened the door, and the diners outside immediately rushed in.

"Eh? Shopkeeper Liu, are you serving a new dish? What is this Dongpo meat? What is this braised lion head? Are you still selling lion meat?"

Shopkeeper Liu was about to explain when he heard someone interrupt:

"Young man, if you don't want to buy it, let me buy it first. Waiter, give me a braised lion's head, a braised pork, and half a liter of fairy wine."

The person who spoke was the old man who spoke to Li Zexuan that day. His name was Feng Zhihua, and he was also a wealthy businessman.

"Yes, if the young man doesn't order it, let us order it first."

Another diner who had eaten new dishes and drank new wine with Feng Zhihua last time chimed in. These people are not money-hungry people. They said they would come to support me before, but now they are here.

"Okay, sir, the total is four thousand four hundred dollars. Please settle the bill first."

The waiter said respectfully.

Feng Zhihua pointed at the waiter and said with a smile: "You are looking down on me. How can I get drunk with just half a liter of wine?"

Although he said this, Feng Zhihua still took out a gold cake and handed it to the waiter.

The people around who didn't know what was going on took a breath, and some couldn't help but ask:

"Waiter, this guy just ordered this little thing, and it costs more than five guan?"

The waiter showed no sign of impatience at all. While taking the golden cake handed over by Feng Zhihua, he politely explained to the others:

"To tell you back to the guest officer, our store's fairy brew costs five guan per liter, and twice-cooked pork, braised lion's head, Dongpo pork, and braised pork each cost 1 guan each."

"Five coins per liter?"

The rest of the people were frightened by the high price, and some who wanted to give it a try at Zuixian Tower began to back down.

"Boy, just give me a piece of chicken to nibble on."

But there were also people who were extremely confident in their ability to drink, thinking that no matter how expensive the wine was, as long as they were not drunk, they would still get their money back, so seven or eight big men started shouting:

"Waiter, give me two liters of fairy wine and a piece of chicken."

"Waiter, I'll also give you two liters of immortal wine and two portions of chicken."

... ... ...

There are more people ordering chicken nibbling than new dishes. After all, no one has tried those new dishes yet.

It wasn't until Feng Zhihua's food was served that the others realized they were wrong.

"Wow, it smells so good."

"Yeah, what kind of meat is this braised lion head? Why can't you tell from the outside?"

"Gugu, I can't stand it anymore, waiter, please bring me a braised lion's head quickly."

"Give me another piece of braised pork."

"I want a piece of Dongpo pork."

... ... ...

At this moment, the number of diners ordering pork gradually increased.

Two quarters of an hour later, almost all the diners' dishes and wines were served.

"Hmm~, this braised lion's head is so delicious. What kind of meat is this? Why does it taste like pork?"

"Definitely not. How can pork be so delicious?"

"Ss~, come on, try this divine drunkenness. It's so cold and strong. Shopkeeper Liu really isn't bragging. This is such a strong wine. I've never tasted such a strong wine all over the country. There's also mountain fruit in it. The taste is so strange, it tastes better than Jiannan Shaochun."

A big man with a beard took a sip of wine and suddenly screamed.

"Ss~, cough cough, this god's drunken fruit is really strong. The name is really apt. If a god came to drink a pot, I'm afraid he would be drunk too. But the shopkeeper is quite generous, adding hot heaven and earth to it. You need ice cubes, otherwise if you drink such a strong drink in your stomach, it will really burn you out."

"Yes, this shopkeeper is really extravagant. The wine is not expensive at five guan per liter."

"Damn it, such a strong wine is stronger than Jiannan Shaochun. It seems that today I, Old Xiao, will have to hand over the two hundred kilograms of meat to Zuixian Tower."

The big man named Xiao said with a tragic look on his face. He just took a sip and knew that there was absolutely no way he could drink two liters without getting drunk.

"Haha, Xiao Qixiong, didn't you just say you could do it? Haha!"

A middle-aged man in his thirties laughed across from him.

"Miao Lao Er, don't just laugh at me. Didn't you also order two liters of wine? Don't get drunk if you drink."

"Haha, I didn't plan to finish it. I took the rest home and drank it slowly. It would be a pity not to take this magical wine home and enjoy it slowly."

Xiao Qixiong slapped his head and shouted: "Yes, I will take it home and drink it slowly."

Knowing that I would get drunk if I drank too much, I was destined to lose this bet, so why did I drink it all at once? Why not take it home and taste it carefully. After all, this wine is not cheap for five liters per liter. Many of them thought this was a good idea and secretly planned to do it.

It's just that these people think too perfectly. Fine wine is like opium. It becomes addictive when you drink it, and you can't stop.

Half an hour later.

"Hey? Why is this wine glass moving?"

"Hmm~, don't pull me, I'm not drunk, help me up, I still want to drink."

"Well~, whoever hits me, I'll hit your mother."

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When Wei Zheng finished his morning court, it was approaching noon. He remembered that he was going to Zuixian Tower to drink free wine today, so he quickly asked his old servant to drive the carriage to Zuixian Tower.

Outside the door of Zuixian Tower, there are still two lines of limericks hanging: The gods are drunk, the gods are drunk, it costs no money if you don’t get drunk for two liters; In the gentle country, enjoy the gentleness, and when you drink, go to Zuixian Tower.

Wei Zheng smiled disdainfully and walked into Zuixian Tower with his hands behind his back.

As soon as he came in, he saw drunken people everywhere. Wei Zheng immediately understood that these people probably came here to drink free wine with the same intention as him, but their skills were inferior.

Wei Zheng looked at the local chickens and dogs in this place, and he felt heroic in his heart. He thought: Today's young people really have no fighting ability. Today I will let you see what it means to be a wine fairy!

"Waiter, please give me two liters of Immortal Drunk and a piece of chicken to chew on." Wei Zhenghao shouted angrily.

"Okay, sir, please pay first. The total is eleven dollars."

"Why does your store have to pay first today... What, you said it's eleven in total?"

Wei Zheng jumped to his feet and said.

"Yes, Sir, today we are having an event at Zuixianlou. Those who can drink two liters of Immortal Drunk without getting drunk can have their drink money refunded. In order to prevent some people from forgetting to pay the bill when they are drunk, they have to pay before the meal. We The immortal drunkenness costs five guan per liter, sir, do you still need it?"

Wei Zheng lost all his previous heroic spirit in an instant. This was eleven guan of money, which was almost equivalent to his monthly salary. However, Wei Zheng had been brewing wine all his life, and he really wanted to see this person who sold it for five guan of money per liter. What does wine look like? If it doesn't live up to its name and sells it so expensively, then he will be in trouble with Li Zexuan.

Wei Zheng gritted his teeth and took out a gold cake and said, "Here you go, serve me wine and food quickly!"

He secretly said to himself, never get drunk. If you get drunk, your salary for this month will be gone, and you will be scolded when you go home.

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Huh, I finally finished coding. I can’t commit to four updates without saving the manuscript. I’m too tired. I have to think about the plot now and my typing is slow. I really need to make some changes. Now that it's on the shelves again, you can't just scratch the surface. After all, everyone has paid to watch it. If it was free before, I could read three chapters of "The Immortal Drunk, the Most Immortal" alone, but I don't dare to now. La, after all, you spent money, you are all big bosses, if I do this, you will definitely criticize me.

Fortunately, the fourth update has been completed.

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