Afternoon.
"I can't catch love, and always watch it slip away. There are happy people everywhere in the world, why can't they count me as one... Love must be more courageous with frustrations, love must be persistent, and every single person must see it through. "If you want to love, don't be afraid of pain. Find someone you love most, someone you love, someone you want to love, to say goodbye to being single. A passionate, infatuated, heartless, ruthless person, come and give me scars~~"
I'm afraid I won't be able to see my daughter-in-law in the past two months. The key is that my two personal maids have left today, and there is not even a girl to tease her with. Li Zexuan was lying alone on the deck chair in the pavilion in the west courtyard, singing this "Single Love Song" alone to comfort himself, a poor single dog.
As he sang, Li Zexuan felt like he was letting himself go. His singing became louder and louder. The servants watched their young master go crazy from a distance and were hesitating whether to tell his wife.
"Fuck, stop, stop, stop singing!"
Suddenly there was a roar in his ears. Li Zexuan stopped singing subconsciously, opened his eyes and looked to the side. The person who came was none other than Li Tai.
The little fat man covered his ears and looked at him with a strange expression.
Li Zexuan was speechless. His singing wasn't bad. Why did this fat guy look so disgusted? Besides, this is my house. If you don’t say hello when you come in, how can you still be embarrassed
"What? Did Qingque hear her ears become pregnant after listening to the song of her master Xiang Ju Xingyun?"
Li Zexuan asked with a smile. After dealing with Li Tai so many times, Li Zexuan knew that he couldn't be polite with this fat guy, otherwise he would definitely get in trouble with him.
Li Tai said "poof": "You just heard that I'm pregnant. It's so unpleasant. It's simply obscene words. The person who wrote the lyrics is really vulgar and degrading to gentleness."
This guy actually turned such a classic song into obscene words. Li Zexuan immediately became angry and threw a grape on the stone table and cursed:
"You're the one who's insulting the gentlemen. Is this your attitude when talking to the teacher?"
The little fat man's head was smashed, he escaped the sneak attack, and retorted: "This is not the Imperial College, so you should stop pretending to be a gentleman. If you say that I don't respect the teacher, what evidence do you have?"
This damn fat man actually acted like a treacherous person, and Li Zexuan was a little helpless with him for a while. Who told him to have a good father!
Let's write down this account first and see how we deal with your kid after school the day after tomorrow, Li Zexuan thought viciously in his heart.
"Then why does His Majesty the King of Wei come here today?"
Li Zexuan said indifferently, as if he was rejecting people thousands of miles away.
"Well!"
Only then did Li Tai remember the purpose of coming this time. It seemed that he was asking for something. He had just come to visit and quarreled with Li Zexuan, so he forgot about business! This is bad, the relationship is at a standstill, how can we continue to talk about the following things
"Ah, the song you just sang was really nice. I admire you very much!"
Li Taihe had flattered others before, but when he really needed to flatter others, he seemed extremely blunt.
Li Zexuan looked at Li Tai with a strange look on his face, wondering if the little fat guy had a funny head.
"Just so-so, I said, Qingque, why are you here today?"
Li Zexuan thought for a while and decided to first listen to what the little fat man wanted to do when he came over today.
The corner of Li Tai's mouth twitched, secretly scolding Li Zexuan for being shameless, but with a bright smile on his face, he said: "Didn't Mr. last time ask students to help record "The Story of a Mortal's Cultivation of Immortality"? The students have nothing to do today." , I came here to do the work for you sir."
It turned out that this little fat man wanted something from him. Li Zexuan put on airs and pretended to say:
"Oops, my teacher was told that my singing was unpleasant today, and I'm not in a good mood. Let's talk about it another day!"
Li Tai's face suddenly became extremely ugly, but thinking of the wonderful "Journey to the West" last time, he still gritted his teeth and said: "The student just talked nonsense, please don't take it to heart."
Li Zexuan smiled, knowing that he should not go too far at this time, and everything should be done in moderation, otherwise going too far will turn friends into enemies.
"Well, I'm in a much better mood now, so I can tell stories. But Qingque, have you finished your homework?"
Li Tai said proudly after hearing this: "Of course, can a mere question stump me, Li Tai?"
Li Zexuan asked curiously: "Oh? So you have already thought of a solution? Tell me quickly!"
"Keep it secret. The student will give the answer to the teacher the day after tomorrow. If he tells it now, there is no guarantee that it will not be leaked!"
Li Tai said defensively.
Fuck, this fat guy is probably worried that I will leak his answer to Tiedan, right? It's really shameless. I already have the standard answer. Who cares
"Tch, forget it if you don't tell me. Then I'll have someone call Tiedan over and let's talk about it together!"
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After a while, Tiedan, Lan'er, and Li Tai were sitting around in the pavilion. Rice paper was spread in front of Li Tai, and a little maid was helping to grind ink on one side.
Li Zexuan always felt that the way Tiedan looked at him today was a little strange, but he couldn't explain why it was strange. It could only be regarded as a man's intuition!
After seeing everyone gathered, Li Zexuan closed his eyes and began to recall in his mind the "Mortal Cultivation Biography" he had read in his previous life. This book could be regarded as a sacred book in his previous life. It was the originator of the "Mortal Flow". It is also the best and longest work of Mortal Stream.
Different from "Journey to the West", "The Story of a Mortal's Cultivation of Immortality" is an online novel after all. It focuses on fast food culture and plain language. The main advantage is the attractive plot. Li Zexuan is not sure whether this kind of online novel will be popular in ancient times. Just checking it out today.
Over a cup of tea, Li Zexuan recalled the plot of the first volume of "The Story of a Mortal's Cultivation of Immortality" in detail. On the one hand, he really liked this novel in his previous life, and on the other hand, his current mental strength is really unparalleled. , the benefits of strong mental power are not only reflected in mental arithmetic ability, but also have great advantages in recalling things.
"Qingque, are you ready?"
Li Zexuan looked at Li Tai and asked.
Li Tai squeezed the brush in his hand and said excitedly: "Ready, ready!"
Li Zexuan nodded and began to tell: "The first time back to a small village on the mountainside. The idiot opened his eyes wide and looked straight at the black roof made of thatch and mud. The old quilt covering him had turned dark yellow. It didn't show its original appearance, but still had a faint musty smell. The other person next to him was the second brother Han Zhu. He slept soundly and soundly, and there were varying degrees of severity coming from him from time to time. The sound of shouting..."
Li Tai listened, memorized, and frowned, thinking: This beginning is too bland, not as exciting as "Journey to the West" at all!
Although he thought so in his heart, Li Tai did not interrupt. The excellent education from the royal family prompted him to continue listening patiently.
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