"Hey, Xiaoxuan, your carriage is really comfortable. How about giving one to my brother?"
Although Cheng Chumo was "grabbed" off the sofa by Lan'er, he was not angry at all. This guy was wandering around in the carriage like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, looking around and groping around. After a while, when he took a closer look, After looking at the entire luxurious interior structure of the carriage, Cheng Chumo couldn't help but be even more shocked. This kind of carriage was the standard equipment for dandies like them. This carriage looked very cool when driven out, so he licked his face and talked to Li Zexuan Ask for the truth.
"Haha, you have a wonderful idea, this carriage is the only one in the world right now!"
Li Zexuan curled his lips and said.
"Ah? Stop it! Xiaoxuan, can't you just let your workshop make a few more cars?"
Cheng Chumo urged in a hurry.
Li Zexuan squinted his eyes and said, "It's okay, but this carriage is expensive. No brother, I'm looking down on you. Can you afford the ugly cow?"
Wasn't this guy always called poor before? Li Zexuan didn't believe he could afford a "luxury car" now!
"Damn, you're looking down on me, aren't you? As long as you have a carriage like this, I can afford it. Tell me, how much does it cost?"
Cheng Chumo was immediately unhappy. The wine shop was owned by his family. With the huge sales of Shenxianzui and Wenrouxiang, the Cheng family also made a lot of money. Accordingly, Cheng Chumo's recent pocket money also increased. There are more, and this guy now has a small fortune and is very confident.
Seeing the nouveau riche look on his face, Li Zexuan couldn't help but want to hit him with words, so he said: "No counter-offer, only nine hundred and ninety-nine coins!"
He had just asked Fu Bo about the cost of the carriage on the road. Ordinary carriages sold on the market today range from 200 to 500 guan. However, this new carriage has a lot of black technology added, such as shock absorbers, roller bearings, iron plates in the mezzanine of the carriage, There are also separate toilets and washrooms, so the cost alone is as much as four to five hundred yuan.
Li Zexuan set a price of nine hundred and ninety-nine yuan, which was not too expensive. This price was equivalent to buying a Porsche in Hyundai.
With such excellent performance, such a domineering appearance, and such a luxurious interior, Li Zexuan believes that even if it sells for more than a thousand dollars, there will definitely be wealthy people coming over with gold bricks in their hands and rushing to buy it.
But Cheng Chumo was not a rich man, he only had a small amount of assets. When this guy heard such a "violent" price, his legs went weak and he almost fell down in fear.
"Wocao, Xiaoxuan, you are taking advantage of the situation. Mother Te's carriage is not made of gold. Why is it sold so expensively?"
"Is it expensive? Ugly Cow, if you don't like it, our workshop will launch a low-end version of the carriage in a while. It doesn't have the sofa you are sitting on, nor the water storage room you just washed your hands in. It only costs 600 Sixty-six!
Yeah, if you still think it’s too expensive, we will launch another beggar’s version. There is no sofa, no water storage room, no small room for the toilet, and there is no iron plate inside the carriage plywood. We only sell this one for five hundred and fifty. Wu Guan, how about it? You can always afford this, right? "
Li Zexuan took a sip of water and said slowly.
"Fuck, I don't want the beggar's version!"
Cheng Chumo was furious. Just by the name, he knew that this beggar's version was not a good thing. He, Cheng Chumo, would rather not buy this carriage than get a beggar's version to embarrass himself.
"Ahem, Xiaoxuan, this money is just an external possession. Do we two brothers divide it so clearly? If your workshop can make another one, you can give it to me, brother. How about it?"
If you can't be tough, you can only use soft ones. Anyway, everyone knows that Cheng Chumo is thick-skinned. What happened
"Haha, since money is something external to the body, why don't you, Chou Niu, leave all your pocket money to me for safekeeping!"
"Bah, this won't work!"
Cheng Chumo said that he was not a fool, so why would he give away his money
"Damn it, Xiaoxuan, if you don't give me a car for my brother, I will go to your house and stay there. Then I will eat and drink from you, and it will be up to you whether you are a loser or not!"
Cheng Chumo saw that Li Zexuan refused to accept the offer, so he had no choice but to use his ultimate move - cheating.
Yan Shaoning and Uncle Fu were holding back their laughter. Lan'er didn't have so much scruples. The little girl giggled happily and kept saying "Brother Ugly Niu is shameless".
Li Zexuan's face was also full of black lines. He had never seen such a shameless person.
"Whatever, our family's room is tight lately, so we can only sleep in the woodshed!"
"Damn, you boy is so unrighteous!"
"You have to live there by yourself. Oh, I forgot to tell you. I see that Uncle Cheng and Uncle Qin are old and it is inconvenient for them to go out. I plan to give each of them a carriage like this in a while. Ugly Niu, you can live well in our woodshed!"
"Xiaoxuan, you have nothing~~"
Before Cheng Chumo cursed him, he finally understood after hearing the second half of the sentence that Li Zexuan had been teasing him. Instead, the guy didn't care about getting angry and quickly changed his words without moral integrity:
"Xiaoxuan, you are such a buddy, haha!"
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After laughing for a while, Yan Shaoning asked quite seriously: "Xiaoxuan, do you want to give this carriage a name? It will be better distinguished from other ordinary carriages when it is sold in the future!"
Li Zexuan thought about it. Just when he was about to speak, Cheng Chumo interrupted: "You want it, what you want, Shaoning is absolutely right. If you want me to say it, you need a more grand name to be worthy of such a perfect person." Car. Hmm~ How about calling me Little Overlord? Isn’t this name domineering enough?”
After this guy said it, he winked at Li Zexuan very proudly.
Li Zexuan felt like shit, he was still a little bully, this guy really knows how to think!
"Not so good! I've already thought of a name, just call it this..."
As he spoke, he dipped one finger in water and wrote three letters - "BMW" - in large letters on the table.
Cheng Chumo leaned over and suddenly looked confused.
"what does this mean?"
Yan Shaoning frowned and said, "Is this Pinyin?"
Li Zexuan raised his eyebrows and said in surprise: "Oh? Brother Shaoning actually knows Pinyin?"
Yan Shaoning shook his head and said: "His Majesty mentioned in the morning a few days ago that you invented something called Pinyin, which can help children learn to read, and demonstrated the Pinyin in class. I also heard what my father said after returning home. , the appearance of your character is very similar to what my father described that day."
Li Zexuan nodded suddenly. He was not surprised at all as to how Li Er knew Pinyin. It was either Li Chengqian who said it or the fat guy Li Tai said it.
"What pinyin is not pinyin? Xiaoxuan, just tell me what it means. Let's see if it can compare to my little bully!"
This guy is still obsessed with his little bully.
Li Zexuan rolled his eyes and said, "These three characters mean don't touch me!"
Cheng Chumo grinned and laughed loudly: "Ha, what a good name I thought it was, this is really not as good as my little bully!"
Yan Shaoning was also a little bit dumbfounded. He wondered: "Yes, Xiaoxuan, your name is too weird, isn't it?"
Li Zexuan insisted: "Just use this name, Chou Niu. If this carriage could talk, do you know what it would say to you?"
Cheng Chumo touched the exquisite carvings on the carriage wall and replied, "What are you talking about?"
"Ni Zuokai, don't touch me!"
"Depend on!"
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(End of chapter)