It is said that there were two upstarts from the countryside who entered Tianxiang City with 5,000 taels of silver. They felt that they were rich and not short of money, so they wanted to go to the noble hall to be unrestrained. After they went, the two asked the guards guarding the gate in a daze Say, what can five thousand taels of silver do here? How long is it enough to play
The guard looked at the two upstarts with pity, pointed casually, and said, "Did you see it? Go over there, there is an aristocratic tea house, you hand over five thousand taels of silver, and then go up and look for it on the first floor. Two seats, you can enjoy a pot of tea, please remember, you can only sit for half an hour at most. Then, you can come out to pat your butt and go home...
Another piece of advice, you must be honest when drinking tea, don’t ask for anything just because the little girl serving tea is pretty, as long as the little girl sits down, um, just sit down, once the butt touches yours Table chairs, no matter what other requirements you have, without fifty thousand taels of silver, you will definitely not be able to get out of this gate..."
It took the two "rich men" a long time to come to the conclusion that five thousand taels of silver is only enough to drink a pot of tea in the teahouse of the noble hall... they can't do anything, even if they are not short of money, they wouldn't spend it like this! So he left in despair, saving the five thousand taels of silver...
Later, this little story was spread as a joke, and many people angrily accused the noble hall of being rich and unkind, simply making fun of the poor! But those old men who can afford it have become more and more obsessed since then! Not only is he not ashamed, but rather proud.
Are you an aristocrat
Have you ever been to the Hall of Nobles
Never been
So what kind of nobleman are you? fart!
Talk about business
Okay, let's go, let's go to the noble hall teahouse to talk.
What? Can't afford to go
You can't even afford to go to the Noble Hall, so what kind of business do you have the nerve to talk to me about? Then forget it. Once you lose money, can you afford it
Do you have any items from the auction of the Hall of Nobles at home? Then you... so ridiculous...
Noble hall, only super nobles can afford it! Only super nobles are eligible to enter! As long as you enter the Hall of Nobility, when you come out again, although your purse is shriveled like a dried eggplant, you can instantly have a superhuman feeling of rising to the top!
Those who can enter the Hall of Nobles are elites!
It's the pinnacle!
It's the ultimate!
This is the basic policy and guiding ideology formulated by Young Master Jun when he founded the Noble Hall! And the slogan is all this...
After Tang Yuan took over, he vigorously promoted this idea, and spread it even more vigorously to the entire Xuanxuan Continent! Later, as the reputation of the evil monarch became more and more famous, the reputation of the Hall of Nobles also rose accordingly! It seems that the price standard of the Noble Hall is also rising like a rocket!
But the higher the price, the more people go!
This is something ordinary people can't understand...
The medicinal materials that have flowed out from Young Master Jun's hands, which are no longer eye-catching, will be auctioned immediately when they arrive at the Noble Hall! Originally, one thousand taels of gold could be bought, but as long as it is auctioned from the Noble Hall...you don't even think about it without fifty thousand taels of gold!
why? Lord is a nobleman! What the Lord came to auction was not a panacea, but an identity! understand? Just bid for a thousand taels of gold? That's really a disgrace to the nobility. When a pot of tea was fifty taels of silver, no one drank it, but when it was raised to five hundred taels, there was a bustling crowd... When it was raised to five thousand taels, it was actually necessary to make an appointment in advance...
This teahouse is still the epitome of the lowest end among the properties of the noble hall. One can imagine how terrifying the fat man's net worth is now...
Wealth can serve ghosts, and it can also communicate with gods!
When the amount of money really reaches a level enough to move anyone in the world, even if you don't have amazing strength, you are still a big shot who can shake the world!
The entire Xuanxuan Continent is full of uproar, and all the major forces are dispatched one after another. The travelers are all elites, all of them are full of energy, and everyone is very popular! This is not only an invitation to go to the opening of the evil monarch's mansion, but also a great opportunity to show face in front of the heroes of the world!
Who will let it go
The grand founding ceremony of the evil monarch caused the entire continent to boil together! Up to the Three Holy Lands, down to the secular families! Even some Jiangyang thieves who ran the single gang took action at the same time. Even those who have not received the invitation are actively mobilizing for the gift.
"If there is a good congratulatory gift that the evil monarch will like, it will be a step up to the sky."
Regardless of whether they received the invitation or not, at least two-thirds of the people were worrying about congratulatory gifts!
It is definitely not possible to go to the meeting empty-handed, but what should I send? To be able to show off and stand out in front of the evil monarch
I heard that this master is super unreasonable, and it's fine if the gift can't stand out, but if he is not satisfied... I'm afraid my life is also mysterious...
As a result, incidents of theft, robbery, kidnapping, etc. have occurred in many wealthy families...
Don't want gold and silver, only rare, hard to see, precious, cherished...
There was a well-known old rich man who had always had a good relationship with the heroes and aristocratic families in the surrounding area, but after this incident happened, the only son of this old rich family was kidnapped twice by "familiar friends" within three days. The secret room of the treasury at home was almost cleared by the thieves on the slate floor of the black iron stone...
After this incident passed, the old rich man canceled all the mirrors in his house... If you want to look in the mirror, you go to the door of the secret room.
Xia Tian wore big pants and stood in front of the door of the secret room, and could even clearly count how many hairs there were on his crotch "But Young Master Jun was completely unaware of the commotion in the rivers and lakes.
Now he is walking alone in the deep mountains and dense forests...
This time I left the Illusion Mansion and returned to Xuanxuan, but I didn't return from the position when I entered. When I entered that day, the position was not far from the Dongfang Family. However, when Jun Moxie returned this time, he found that he was actually in the Another strange place, although this place is full of deep mountains and dense forests, it is very different from the original entrance!
Looking far away from the top of the mountain, I found that there was no familiar scenery around me.
The forest here is extremely dense, even with Young Master Jun's eyesight, he can't see too far...
But Jun Moxie is not in a hurry, as long as he has returned to Xuanxuan Continent now, he just chooses a direction at random, and walks slowly.
There is really no need to worry, just find a place where there are people, find out what it is here, and after discerning the direction, hurry on the road, even if the distance is farther, you can get back to Tiannan in a few days!
In addition, since yesterday, since Qianxun came out of the blood of the holy tree, he has force-fed him four or five times. At this moment, the snake king's pulse is getting stronger and stronger, and his breathing is getting heavier and heavier. The situation is getting better and better, and it seems that I may wake up at any time...
At such a critical moment, how could Jun Moxie delay his wish to wake up the Snake King as soon as possible just for the sake of traveling? This poor woman has been in a coma for several months because of herself...
During this period of time, Jun Moxie also asked himself countless times: "I first asked for Guan Qinghan, and then accepted Mei Xueyan, but after accepting Mei Xueyan, I couldn't let go of Guan Qinghan, and even accepted Dugu Xiaoyi, now, wants Miao Xiaowei again...
So, why can't I accept the Snake King
This is a world where men are superior to women and polygamy, and even women don't take it for granted, so don't you dare to take the responsibility you should
Is it necessary to push these smart, affectionate women to some ordinary people, so that they can really find happiness? No, if I really do that, it will definitely not be the so-called happiness for them, it will only drive them into the abyss, and I will have a restless conscience for the rest of my life!
That being the case, what am I afraid of? Who am I afraid of
Back then, Guan Qinghan was crusaded by the world. He was almost criticized by everyone and scolded by the whole world, but he was still able to resist! Could it be that the current self, after going through so many things, should be timid instead
I am me! I am Jun Moxie!
All evil in the world, I am the king!
Why should I care what other people think
I do my own way! Enough!
As for other people's opinions, "Who are they
Annoyed Lao Tzu, slaughter your nine clans!
Thinking of this, Jun Moxie only felt his mind clear for a while, and he couldn't help but relax for a while, the moment his mind cleared up, he once again recalled the ancestral motto of Jun's family: "If there is a bird under your crotch, you must be a man, stand upright, fuck it!
I couldn't help laughing out loud, and said with a loud laugh: "Fuck it! Really fuck it, hahaha..."
The heroic laughter pierced the clouds and the wind, causing the birds in the mountains to fly away in panic. Suddenly, Jun Moxie clearly heard a weak moan coming from Hongjun Pagoda, Jun Moxie had already judged the source of the sound in an instant, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, with a sway of his body, he disappeared from the forest abruptly, his whole body It has penetrated into the Hongjun Pagoda...
Inside the Hongjun Pagoda, Snake King Qianxun was supporting himself with his frail body, looking around the surrounding scenery suspiciously with a pair of beautiful eyes, full of bewilderment.
"you're awake?"
Jun Moxie returned to his original appearance after leaving the Illusion Mansion.
Seeing Qianxun wake up now, he couldn't help asking in a harmonious voice.
"you… "
A trace of surprise quickly flashed across the Snake King's face, then his expression darkened, he lowered his head, and said in a low voice: ... Sister Jiu, "Where are we? Why am I not dead?"
"With brother-in-law here, you will die there! This place is indeed a secret place!"
Jun Moxie replied with a smile. My heart is inexplicably sour. When Qianxun woke up, Meimou saw his ecstasy, his satisfied expression without any regrets, he saw everything in his eyes. This woman was originally full of confusion and fear about this strange place, but when she appeared, all the doubts and fears in her eyes turned into peace of mind!
It seems that no matter where this place is, as long as I am here, everything doesn’t matter.”