This is brother!
Time is like water, and three days have passed in the blink of an eye...
At the tenth pill, Tang Yuan finally managed to lose weight.
After taking this elixir this time, it was neither painful nor itchy, and had no negative effects at all, but the muscles of the whole body were contracted vigorously, squeezing the pores of the sweat, and then bit by bit, the milky white oil was released from the pores of the whole body. gradually excreted.
And this kind of excretion will slowly stop only after the person's normal height and fat-to-thin ratio are restored." Moreover, it is also accompanied by a very strong recovery effect. Another function is to shrink the skin, so that the skin that suddenly loses weight maintains a normal and tight state, so as not to fall into a loose and loose state...
For a whole morning, Tang Yuan continued to sit on a special giant high chair, and the chair was placed in a huge bathtub, and the fat expelled from his body actually accumulated a whole basin full!
A full two hundred catties!
And it hasn't stopped!
After being able to eat and drink, Fatty Tang fell asleep on the bed and slept for a day and a night. When he woke up, all the fat excreted from his body had turned into grease. It flowed down to the ground, gathered to form a small river, flowed out of the house door, passed through the corridor, flowed into the yard, formed a puddle again, then wandered out of the courtyard door, meandering away, I don’t know how far it was and stopped "The next day , Fatty Tang stood up refreshed and full of vigor, took a painful bath, screamed to the sky with excitement, and felt so relaxed that he was about to fly. Only after putting on the original suit did he realize that , My original clothes can basically be used as a quilt for my current self...
In desperation, I borrowed a set of Jun Moxie's clothes, and it was only a little tight when I put it on, but I could wear it on the whole...
Miracle, no, this is a miracle, directly a miracle created by God! Fatty Tang burst into tears, no! Now it is no longer possible to call Tang Yuan fat Tang, Tang Yuan really is not fat at all. It seems that although the days of weight loss in the past few days are still unbearable, but the "abuse" of Jun Moxie in the past few days is finally gone...
Fatty Tang, he is really fat, he is the fat king, he is the real one!
Suddenly one day, the fat man is no longer fat, the fat king is not him, really not him!
Fatty once made a well-known record that day: there was a large scale in the market, which was specially used to collect fat pigs; but when he weighed Tang Fatty, the steelyard broke abruptly and with a "snap"...so why? In this matter, a proverb appeared in Tianxiang City: "You are so fat, you are not considered heavy; Young Master Tang, break the scale!"
But now, now, at this moment...
Young Master Tang was very careful, weighed himself very carefully and earnestly, and seemed to be a little bit disbelieving his eyes, but after repeated confirmation, his weight was actually 160 jin!
For Tang Yuan, who is about 1.75 meters tall, it can be said to be quite a healthy and slender standard figure!
Am I dreaming? Even if I'm dreaming, let me go later, let Meimei see the dream before waking up!
Tang Yuan, who was overjoyed, couldn't wait to go home as soon as possible. He was impatient to show off his perfect figure to Xiaomei; but he still held his temper and pestered Young Master Jun to ask for three more 'Viagra Pills'. I believe everyone can't guess what kind of pills these are , this thing is also Jun Moxie's tailor-made 'Yangyang Pill' for Tang Yuan; he simply named it "Viagra Pill". A lifetime of sex!
If you take three pills in a row...
Then, Fatty's function directly rises to the powerful level.
But Young Master Jun told Tang Yuan a taboo: "Take this medicine, within half a month, you can't have sex. Otherwise, this life is basically over, you must remember...
In fact, this taboo was invented by Jun Moxie. Fatty Tang scolded Jun Moxie a few days ago, understanding it is one thing, but if he doesn't punish him, it's directly intolerable. And the first half month of taking 'Viagra Dan' was the moment of burning desire...
But I have to hold back for half a month, this is the taste, "Brothers, if you want to try it, you can take our earth's 'Viagra Dan' for half a month and try it. This taste is absolutely ecstasy, and you are destined to never forget it for life …
A day later, Tang Yuan's eyes flashed green, as soon as he saw the maid in the Xiejun's mansion, his face would turn red instantly... But he still strongly restrained himself from any deviant behavior.
Half a month later, no matter how daring Tang Yuan is, he would not dare to try, "And on the second day, Young Master Tang's hunger and thirst had developed to the point of studying the matriarchal mysterious beasts of the Heaven's Punishment Forest. I saw with my own eyes that Fatty Tang was studying something while holding a female mouse the size of a leather ball with green eyes...
On the third day, Tang Yuan finally couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to return immediately.
He calculated very clearly: "It will take about half a month on this journey, and when we return to Tianxiang City, it happens to be the end of the deadline! At that time, when I see Sun Xiaomei, hehehe."
Thinking about it, Tang Yuan laughed lewdly while drooling. A businessman is always a businessman. Before leaving, Tang Yuan, who is good at calculating, still pestered Jun Moxie and asked for a hundred "Viagra pills". This is an excellent way to make a fortune. After Mr. Jun's suggestion , Tang Yuan decided to dissolve a Viagra pill with a hundred times the amount of water, put it into a hundred vials, and call it "Viagra Shenshui". This one hundred "Viagra pills"
Enough for Tang Yuan to auction 10,000 times. And every time, the starting price is ten thousand taels of gold. Fatty Tang decided to publicize immediately after returning that this is the Viagra Shenshui made by the Evil Monarch himself!
Use the banner of the evil monarch to collect wealth for yourself!
As for what the world thinks about the evil monarch, will they guess whether this evil monarch started researching these strange medicines because of his own widow's illness? Those are all out of Tang Yuan's consideration !
Only when the gold is in hand is it true!
Moreover, before leaving, Tang Yuan asked Jun Moxie furtively: What kinds of slimming pills have been developed before, do you give me dozens of bottles of each one, and then, as supporting facilities, the real slimming pills Dan, give me a hundred or so bottles too...
How can Young Master Jun have time to do this? Refuse directly.
As a result, the fat man rolled and squirmed, refused to leave, and desperately begged for three bottles of each, fifty pills per bottle, "These medicines are naturally going to be diluted and auctioned, after all, there are still a lot of fat people in this world.
And the slimming pill with full effect and no dizziness effect is the great news for all the fat people in this world.
As for those slimming pills that failed, they will also be auctioned. Not only to auction, but also to auction at a high price! Tang Yuan was very vicious in his heart: "I can't be the only one in the world to suffer this kind of crime...
All the fat people who want to lose weight, you not only have to suffer this crime, but also pay a high price for this big crime! And you have to buy it ten times in a row before you can lose weight. The price is very high, but Tang Yuan knows that some people care more about obesity than himself!
Especially those... the wives of high-ranking officials, even if they feel ten times more uncomfortable, those women will still bid enthusiastically and frantically...
This kind of torture is not only going to be auctioned! But also regular, limited auction.
It has to be said that Tang Yuan's insidious nature is really obvious, and it has reached a considerable level! As a businessman, he is not only black-hearted, but also black-hearted, "At the moment of parting, Jun Moxie asked Fatty Tang to take a group of seven-color holy fruit and an exquisite lotus. Moreover, he also prepared a Seal it in Yusha and let him take it back to Sun Xiaomei.
Tang Yuan left with tears of gratitude. Before he left, he found that the smile on Jun Moxie's face was weird, but he didn't think too much about it. This good brother has done too much for himself and is too thoughtful!
To have such a friend in life...what more can I ask for
However, after returning to Tianxiang City, the fat man began to regret for the first time. The reason is very simple. A very bizarre, but very practical tragedy!
Tang Yuan explained for a long time, before he really explained clearly, "And it's not this matter that made Young Master Tang really regret it. Both of them took the Linglong lotus and the seven-color holy fruit that Jun Moxie gave them, and they both added a thousand years. Lifespan! So, in a sense, Tang Yuan has completely fallen into the clutches of Bie Xiaomei, and the deadline is almost indefinite...
At least within a thousand years, it is doomed not to have an affair!
Even if there is really an affair or something, at most it will only be together for a short period of ten years, and then you will have to face the beautiful woman's beauty and age, leaving a deep painful spiritual torture for the fat man; only with Sun Xiaomei, so the fat man like this For the rest of his life, he was eaten to death by Sun Xiaomei. When Tang Yuan came to his senses and yelled at Jun Moxie for being unkind, it would be hundreds of years later.
At that time, Tang Yuan, whose wealth had already reached the point where all the emperors, ministers, and families in the world would all covet, but he still could only guard one wife, which directly created a legend, In the world, besides the "evil king", there is also a "sage of love" who can love a woman consistently for thousands of years
Only Tang Yuan!
Who can remain infatuated for thousands of years
Only the shopkeeper Tang, the god of wealth in the world!
Who can... or only Mr. Tang!
Tang Dadan, who once bullied men and women and did all kinds of evil, has finally become a generation of love saints, and has become the standard for thousands of girls to choose husbands. This has to be said to be a miracle! Or a miracle!
A miracle created by the "God of Wealth"!
Countless descendants, especially young girls, were moved to tears when they talked about this matter, just because of Tang Yuan's infatuation.
But who would have imagined that the so-called infatuation of the shopkeeper Tang Da is actually just for it...
Another point worth mentioning is: "Tang Yuan has always claimed to be the big shopkeeper, not the owner of the noble hall! For Jun Moxie who grew up with him, in Tang Yuan's life, this friendship is Never changed.
After Jun Moxie disappeared in this world, Tang Yuan will seal up all the things from Jun Moxie! Even if it is a drop of water, a drop of wine, or a piece of paper, no one other than yourself should be allowed to touch it! Even Mrs. Tang Sun Xiaomei is no exception!
In Tang Yuan's mansion, there is an extremely secret secret room! No one is allowed to enter, this order will last until Tang Yuan dies. Later generations couldn't bear curiosity, opened the secret room, but were shocked.
Everyone thought that Tang Yuan, the richest man in the world and God of Wealth in all ages, cherished and valued the secret room of treasures all his life, what kind of earth-shattering treasure was hidden in it
To the surprise of future generations: "In that secret room, there are only two chairs and one table. There are two wine glasses and one jug on the table. It seems that there are two people who have been in the room countless times. Let's talk wine here...
The walls are densely packed, and they are all covered with some extremely ordinary things.
There are pieces of cloth, wine jars, and some empty bottles. It was a small jade bottle that was once filled with the elixir given by Jun Moxie. After the pills were auctioned, these small bottles were collected here by Tang Yuan without exception...
As for other things, if there is someone who can accompany Jun Moxie and Tang Yuan for a period of time, they will find that those are all the things they did and had when the two young masters were together. Memories together...
The whole secret room was clean. Tang Yuan, who is notoriously lazy, cleaned it himself!
Because here is the most important wealth in his life!
friendship! affection!
Often, Tang Yuan would sit here alone, drinking the fine wine that Jun Moxie had left for him, and sighing: "In life, I once had a friend like San Shao, this life is enough! No regrets!
How much Jun Moxie has done for Tang Yuan, Tang Yuan knows better than anyone else! And how much Tang Yuan has done for Jun Moxie, everyone knows it well!
These two dudes have really achieved it, they will always be brothers! This commitment!
On the wall of this secret room, there is a large handwriting written by Tang Yuan: "In this world, no one can touch my brother!
No one seems to know that this is what Jun Moxie said when Tang Yuan was framed and fell into the cesspit! At the same time, this is also a promise made by a generation of evil kings to their brothers.
And he really did it!
However, Jun Moxie was not the only one who did it!
Because, this sentence is also Tang Yuan's promise to his brother Jun Moxie!
This sentence may be meaningless to the present, but it does not mean that it will never be meaningful!
Feng Shui turns, the emperor comes to my house!
Or maybe time is the truly invincible thing!
Thousands of years later, the evil monarch Mo Xie had been ascended for a long time, and the successors of the Xiejun's mansion were in unprecedented danger. At that time, no one thought that Tang Yuan, the god of wealth in the world, would stand by the side of the Xiejun's mansion, but it was Tang Yuan who ignored his family. The persuasion of the evil king and the intimidation of various forces resolutely gave away their life savings, so that the Xiejun Mansion was able to overcome the difficulties that were already doomed to be impossible!
The life savings of the God of Wealth in the world!
That is an extremely huge, truly astronomical sum!
A fortune that is truly enough to conquer ghosts and gods!
That's all for one sentence!
Mine is my brother's! In this world, no one can touch my brother!
This sentence will never change for life! Never change!
Even though my brother is no longer here, mine is still my brother's!
It was then, it is now, and it will be in the future!
This is brother!
Up to this point, it can be regarded as an explanation to Tang Yuan. I really like the character of Tang Yuan. I often wonder whether there will be such a friend in my life: "He can be cunning, mean and shameless, and unscrupulous. But to friends, no matter whether they are poor or rich, no matter their status is high or low, they are always the same. The original heart of a child! This life will not change! If there is, this life is enough!
(It will never change, but the true love is eternal! I love my friend, brother. As long as there was that love, no matter in the years, you forget it, forget it, or betray it.
But for the mutual devotion when we were together, my heart is always warm.
Those who have lied to me before, I don't need to know you, but in my heart, you are still my brother!
(My greatest hope is that no matter anyone, as long as they have been with me, they will say: "At a certain time in life, it is worth having a friend like Feng Ling!
This will be my highest compliment! thank you all. Tang Yuan wrote this passage very carefully and emotionally. All brothers and sisters who like Tang Yuan and this wretched fat man "hope that this ending of the biggest supporting role in this book, Fatty, will not disappoint everyone.
Finally, in Tang Yuan's words: "Everyone, I am very happy and satisfied with all of you during this period of time in this book.
To be able to spend more than a year with you, and to be able to support San Shao with everyone, I, Tang Yuan, think it is worth it!